#Laura's crochet liveblog

[lauralot89]

dear crocheters: why do you call it a single crochet when doing it requires me to yarn over and pull through loops twice

that is not single

[lauralot89]

wait crocheters call themselves hookers?

sure why not

[lauralot89]

my grand crochet adventure has been postponed as it turns out doing intricate hand movements during a flare-up was a bad idea

[lauralot89]

what is a triple treble

WHAT THE FUCK IS A SCRUMBLE

NONE OF THESE THINGS ARE REAL THINGS

[lauralot89]

why is there so much bureaucracy in crochet

why do I have to do like seven things for a single stitch

[lauralot89]

my grandma has taught me how to crochet on three separate occasions and for some reason even though I never forget how to knit, all knowledge of crochet vanishes from my mind the second I'm not doing it

but now my cousin has given me this crochet kit for Christmas so I guess I better go to Youtube and figure this out

updates will come as I continue to fail

[lauralot89]

Me, as crochet tumblr introduces to me half doubles and triple trebles and raised treble crochet backs and has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more likes:

[lauralot89]

dear crocheters: why do you call it a single crochet when doing it requires me to yarn over and pull through loops twice

that is not single

[lauralot89]

dear crocheters: why do you call it a single crochet when doing it requires me to yarn over and pull through loops twice

that is not single

[lauralot89]

dear crocheters: why do you call it a single crochet when doing it requires me to yarn over and pull through loops twice

that is not single

[lauralot89]

there's a what

dear crocheters: why do you call it a single crochet when doing it requires me to yarn over and pull through loops twice

that is not single