#Lan Fan: you don't understand loyalty

[clonerightsagenda]

While I am girlposting (waiting for my hair to dry) a while back I saw art for an AU where Lan Fan got possessed by Greed instead and I had the following thoughts in rough sequence:

That's one way to get your arm back.

Lan Fan lesbian awakening???

FMA can finally ascend to wizards versus lesbians status, specifically the "ah fuck there's a guy in my head" subcategory.

It would go so poorly for everyone. He would call her a brainwashed lapdog. She would call him a selfish monster. He would say her boss seems pretty shitty if he can't keep his possessions from getting maimed. She would suplex them both into the sewer. I would watch it.

[demigoddreamer]

Once again begging MXTX to please release Feng Xin backstory we don't know shit about this man.

We know he became a royal bodyguard to the crown prince at 14 which is hella impressive but that's it, the rest of his story is connected with Xie Lian's

I demand answers...

Like does he have a family or what??? an orphan???

All we fucking know is that he's a child soldier which checks out since he was unwavering undying loyalty to Xie Lian that was probably drillled into him since he was young and why he has trouble understanding other viewpoints(Mu Qing's)

I'm a starving fan please feed me. TGCF is longer than the bible and we couldn't fit in a childhood backstory. I'm specifying childhood because unpopular opinion I do not give a fuck about Cuo Cuo and Jian Lan because I hate the random kid trope. Like here's a random child that you never knew about. HATE IT.

Anyway I bet 20 bucks that I will continue to starve and I will have to make the backstory myself.