#Laeka's ramblings

[likealayka]

It's the season of after work bar and coffee shop chill and I'm getting one hell of a fomo ngl so I'm going to rant it off my shoulders here on hellsite dot com!

Like sorry for having strange metabolism, it comes with a side of constant horny and hair everywhere, but I'm so tired of trying to explain to different people that they shouldn't try and figure out how many drinks I need to have to be like... Unstable and slurry and unhinged or something. Bbgrl I'm those things already it's called anxiety, no need to make me throw up also 🗿

Good things are present too, thankfully - tried lots of delicious cocktails, channeling my inner Patti Lupone Joanne Company;

The bestest ever thing is rather silly - all of these gatherings are a good chance of people around me to loosen up - they keep tiredly admitting to their queer tendencies and gods, it feels so good to be able to share things irl - especially after all of the government laws treating us like we're literal t*rrorists (hate it here)

We need go develop secret museum queer handshake for 2025 lads

Anyway! Hope the end of the year is treating you all kindly, because I'm hugging each and every one of you and giving you homemade food and shoulder massage and a cooling face mask and such!

And a special thanks to all of the Patti girlies (gender neutral) for indulging my special interest and thirsting with me! It's a pleasure seeing you comment and reblog and add tags - don't hesitate to tag me in things and ask me all of your questions, mwah!

[likealayka]

My museum is currently holding an exhibition about our local mythology and the perm animal style that originated from the region we reside in! We made sure to include The Mooseman because it's honestly one of the vibiest games ever!

Some of the pics from the exhibit:

You know what, I'm just going to post more hidden gems. Sharing and cherishing my ancestors' cultural treasures is better than any arguing.

The Mooseman (2017), an indie game based on indigenous Uralic mythology with huge attention to research and authenticity:

Last screenshot: bronze casts

[sarwanoodle]

DoH (Drops of Honey, iterator) and Laeka (Lizard that's actually a Beecat but they're like a werecreature don't worry about it)

The entire extremely complicated lore of DoH below for anyone curious (Warning!!!!! The Rain World universe me and my friends have slowly but surely created is very very funky there is a lot of unlore!!!)

DoH was originally designed by GC (Grayscale Contract) to be a replacement for someone part of her local group, but she ended up making a design she liked better (Sprinkles of Snow). A family of Beecats, a subspecies of slugcats, stole the blueprints and used them to make a replacement for another iterator (GRWTE).

Basically how the replacements work is when an iterator attaches the replacement puppet to their structure they like become the replacement. The Beecats were incredibly crafty and used all sorts of material they stole from the local iterators to create the replacement puppet. They forcibly attached it to to GRWTE, forcing them to become DoH.

DoH was programmed to love the Beecats, and took care of them for a while until he connected to the global chat. Some iterators in the global chat were worried about him, and decided to try to help him. DoH was removed from GRWTE, but one of the iterators that helped, EFotS (A friend's iterator), felt kind of bad for DoH, since he was kind of a separate person?

EFotS literally researched and learned some sort of forbidden sorcery (idk it's complicated) to create a soul for DoH to call his own. But EFotS kinda fricked it up a little so DoH's soul is mutated, which usually causes some weird stuff. (Me and my friends have lovingly named these cursed creatures Sproinklies)

DoH is very traumatized when he wakes up and gets his memories of what happened back. He hates Beecats now, and doesn't want anything to do with them, so he stays with EFotS. DoH eventually grows a tail, which is blamed on his mutated soul. His tail starts growing longer over time but dw about it

A while later they discover that DoH has a mouth and a stomach and is slowly turning into flesh and bones. Whenever he eats, his tail grows and another part of him becomes biological. This freaks DoH the frick out because when it first happens he literally doesn't remember that part of him not being biological and he worries that his memory is going to get worse and he's going to forget everything.

DoH's memory doesn't get worse and he doesn't forget everything so everything's fine!! But DoH still kinda struggles with an identity crisis because he's changed a lot from what he used to be and he's worried that EFotS won't care about him anymore because he's so different from the person EFotS wanted to save. But EFotS still loves him and DoH loves EFotS and did I mention they're gay they're gay as hell

Anyway if you actually read all of my insane ramblings you are also insane. Take this

[captain-kraken]

I have so many Blue Blood rambles loaded up and I wanna share some stuff I've been working on!

Completely re-did my Blue Blood database (again).

Added more data to my Heitha translator and wrote a few (terrible lol) lyrics for some Heitha songs.

Revamped the Ganewa (Sonharian "werewolves") and patched some of their issues.

Prepped some world building for BB3.

Changed how laeka works so it made more sense to the rest of the world building.

Changed how the gishar powers work.

Assigned weapons to all 115 gishars in my database. Why? I don't know. But if you ever wanna know what weapon a random gishar has, I got it lol

[likealayka]

Also convinced my work besties to watch company and war paint with me sometime soon because Pattiganda (patti propaganda) is strong!

The downside is that I have to make subtitles for them bc apparently not everyone knows english bruh 🚬🗿

[likealayka]

Fancy bar time ig

Currently guzzling a martini

Joanne company save me

(why must my country be homophobic sigh)