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arctic monkeys for q magazine, june 2011 (x) (x)

ARCTIC MONKEYS: Inside Alex Turner's Head

Words Sylvia Patterson Portrait John Wright

The day Arctic Monkeys moved into their six bedroom, Spanish-style villa in the Hollywood Hills, where the first-floor balcony looked over the patio swimming pool, they knew exactly what to do.

"From the balcony, you could get on t'roof and jump in't pool," chirps the Monkeys' most gregarious member, drummer Matt Helders, in his homely Yorkshire way. "We looked at it and said, That's definitely gonna happen. So by the end, we did a couple of 'em. Somersaults in t'pool, from the roof. At night time."

In January 2011, as Sheffield and the rest of Britain endured its bitterest winter in a century, Arctic Monkeys capered among the palm trees, eschewing hotels for a millionaire's Hollywood homestead as they recorded and mixed their fourth studio album, Suck It and See.

The four Monkeys, alongside producer James Ford and engineer James Brown, lived what they called the "American man thing": watched Super Bowl on giant TVs, played ping-pong, hired two Mustangs, cooked cartoon Tom And Jerry-sized steaks on barbecues on Sundays, had girlfriends over to visit, all cooking and drinking around the colossal outdoor kitchen area featuring a fridge and two dishwashers. Living atop the Hills, they could see the Pacific Ocean beyond by day, the infinite glittering lights of downtown LA by night.

Every day, en route to Sound City Studios, they'd travel in a seven-seater four-by-four through the mountains, via bohemian 60s enclave Laurel Canyon, blaring out the tunes: The Stones Roses, The Cramps, the Misfits' Hollywood Babylon. For the sometime teenage art-punk renegades whose guitarist, Jamie Cook, was once ejected from London's Met Bar for refusing to pay €22 for two beers, the comedy rock'n'roll life still feels, however, absolutely nothing like reality.

NICK O'MALLEY: "It were really as if we were on holiday. When we came back it's the most post-holiday blues I've ever had!"

JAMIE COOK: "It's hard to comment on that. It were just really good fun."

MATT HELDERS: "We always said, As soon as things like that feel normal, we're in trouble. But it's just funny. You might think it would get more and more serious as you get older but it's getting funnier. We've done four albums now and I'm still only 24, I'm still immature to an extent. So who cares?"

Alex? Al? Are you there?

ALEX TURNER: "Yeah, it were good times. But we were in the studio most of the time. So there's no real wild Hollywood stories. Hmn. Yeah."

Wednesday, 16 March 2011, Strongroom Bar, Shoreditch, East London, 11am. Alex Turner, 25, slips entirely alone into an empty art-crowd brasserie looking like an indie girl's indie dream boy: mop-top bouffant hair which coils, in curlicues, directly into his cheekbones, army-green waist-length jacket, baggy-arsed skinny jeans, black cord zip-up cardigan, simple gold chain, supermoon sized chocolate-brown eyes.

Almost six years after I Bet You Look Good On The Dancefloor became the indie-punk anthem of a generation (from the first of Arctic Monkeys' three Number 1 albums), and nothing prepares you for the curious phenomenon of Alex Turner "in conversation". Unlike so many of the Monkeys frenetic early songs, he operates in slow motion, seemingly underwater, carrying a protective shell on his back, perhaps indie rock's very own diamond-backed terrapin. The most celebrated young wordsmith in rock'n roll today talks fulsomely, in fact, only in shapeless, curling sentences punctuated with "maybe... hmn.. yeah", an anecdotal wilderness sketching pictures as vague as a cloud. He is, though, simultaneously adorable: amenable, gentle, graceful, and as Northern as a 70s grandpa who literally greets you with "ey oop?".

"People think I'm a miserable bastard," he notes, cheerfully, "but it's just the way me face falls." Still profoundly private, if not as hermetically sealed as a vacuum-packed length of Frankfurter, his fante-shy reticence extends not only to his personal life (his four-year relationship with It-girl/TV presenter Alexa Chung, whom he never mentions) but to insider details generally. Take the Monkeys’ Hollywood high jinks documented above: not one word of it was described by Turner. Before Q was informed by his other Monkey bandmates, Turner’s anecdotal aversion unfolded like this:

Describe the lovely villa you were in. AT: "Well... we certainly had a... good view."

Of what? AT: "Well, we were up quite high."

The downtown LA lights going on forever? AT: "I dunno. It was definitely that thing of getting a bit of sort of sunshine. Is it vitamin D? If you can get vitamin D on your record, you've got a bit of a head start. So we'd get up and drive to the studio."

What were you driving? AT: "Nothing... spectacular. But yeah, we'd drive up the studio, spend all day there and sort of, y know, get back. To be honest... we had limited time. So we spent as much time as possible kind of getting into it, like, in the studio.

So your favourite adventures were what? AT: "Well, they were really… minimal. We were working out there!"

Any nightclubs or anything, perhaps? AT: "You really want the goss 'ere, don't you?"

Yes, please. AT: "I could make some up. Nah!"

And this was on the second time of asking. It's perhaps obvious: Alex Turner, one of the most prolific songwriters of his generation (four Monkeys albums and two EPs in five years, The Last Shadow Puppets side-project, a bewitching acoustic soundtrack for his actor/video director friend Richard Ayoade's feature-length debut Submarine), is dedicated only to the cause – of being the best he can possibly be. He simply remembers the songs much more than the somersaults.

Throughout 2009, Arctic Monkeys toured third album Humbug – the record mostly made in the Californian desert with Queens Of The Stone Age man-monolith Josh Homme – across the planet. While hardly some cranium-blistering opus, its heavier sonic meanderings considerably slowed the Arctic Monkeys' live sets and on 23 August 2009, Q watched them headline the Lowlands Festival, Holland and witnessed a hitherto unthinkable sight – swathes of perplexed Monkeys fans trudging away from the stage. With the sludge rock mood matching their cascading dude-rock hair it seemed obvious: they'd smoked way too much outrageously strong weed in the desert.

"Heheheh, yeah," responds Turner, unperturbed. "That's your theory. You probably weren't alone."

Back in the Strongroom Bar, Turner's arm is now nonchalantly draped along the back of a beaten-up brown leather sofa. He ponders his band's somewhat contrary reputation…

"I think starting the headline set at Reading with a cover of a Nick Cave tune perhaps was a bit contrary. D'youknowhat Imean?! But to be honest, that summer, at those festivals, we had a great time. And I know some fans enjoyed those sets 10 times more. And you can't just do, y’know, another Mardy Bum or whatever. Because how could you, really?"

With Humbug, notes Turner, "I went into corners I hadn't before, because I needed to see what were there," but by spring 2010 he wanted their fourth album to be "more song-based" and less lyrically "removed". He was "organised this time", studied "the good songwriters" (from Nick Cave, The Byrds and Leonard Cohen to country colossi Johnny Cash and Patsy Cline), discovered "the other three strings" on his guitar, and wrote 12 songs through the spring and summer of 2010, mostly in the fourth-floor New York flat he shared with Chung before the couple moved back to London late last summer (the New York MTV show It's On With Alexa Chung was cancelled after two seasons). The result: major-key melodies, harmonised singing and classic song structures.

At the same time he revisited the opposite extreme: bands such as Black Sabbath and The Stooges ("we wanted a few wig-outs as well"); he was also still heavily influenced by the oil-thick grinder rock of Josh Homme, who is clearly now a permanent Monkeys hero. After four months' rehearsals in London, on 8 January the Monkeys relocated to LA for five swift weeks of production and Homme came to visit, singing backing vocals on All My Own Stunts. Tequila was involved.

"Tequila is probably me favourite," manages Turner, by way of an anecdote. "But it takes a certain climate... It's not the same... in the rain. Yeah. [Looks to be contemplating a lyric] Tequila in the rain."

Vocally, he developed the caramel richness first unveiled on The Last Shadow Puppets' Scott Walker-esque The Age Of The Understatement, finding a crooner's vibrato. "Everything before was so tight,” he notes, clutching his neck. "Probably just through nerves. That's just not there any more." Suck It and See contains at least four of the most glittering, sing-along, world-class pop songs (and obvious singles) of Arctic Monkeys' career: the towering, clanging She's Thunderstorms, the summertime stunner The Hellcat Spangled Shalalala, the heavenly harmonised title track and the Echo & The Bunnymen-esque jangly pop of closer That's Where You're Wrong.

Elsewhere, in typically contrary "fashion", there's preposterous head-banger bedlam (Brick By Brick, the rollicking faux-heavy rock download they released in March "just for fun", featuring vocals by Helders; Don't Sit Down 'Cause I've Moved Your Chair, and Library Pictures). News arrives that the first single proper will be Don't Sit Down 'Cause I've Moved Your Chair. Q is perplexed. Brilliantly titled, certainly, but arriving after Brick By Brick, the new album will appear to the planet as some comedy pastiche metal album for 12-year-old boys.

You've got all these colossal, summery, indie-pop classics and you've gone for... The Chair? AT: [Laughing uproariously] "The Chair! I'm now calling it The Chair, that's cool. Well for once it weren't even our suggestion. It was Laurence's (Bell, Domino label boss). And I were, Fucking too right! He's awesome. It'd be good to get a bit of fucking rock'n'roll out there, won't it? It's riffs. It's loud. It's funny."

If you don't release The Hellcat Spangled Shalalala as a single I'm going round Domino to kick Laurence's "awesome" butt. AT: "I think it'll be the next one!"

The record's title, meanwhile, could've been more enigmatically original than the un-loved phrase Suck It and See. The band, struggling with ideas due to the opposing sonic moods, invented an inspiration-conjuring ruse: to think of new names for effects pedals in the style of Tom Wolfe, Turner being long enamoured with the American author's legendarily psychedelic books The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test and The Kandy-Kolored Tangerine-Flake Streamline Baby, "cos that just sounds awesome".

"There's the Big Muff pedal," he elaborates, "That’s the classic. I've got the Valve Slapper. And there's the Tube Screamer. So we came up with the Thunder Suckle Fuzz Canyon. And… wait till I assemble it in me mind… em… it'll come to me… The Blonde-O-Sonic Shimmer Trap. So we were going for summat like that."

A wasted opportunity?

"Nah. Because some of those things ended up in the lyrics anyway. Suck It and See was just easier."

Alex Turner, rock'n'roll's premier descriptive art-poet, still writes his lyrics long-hand in spiral-bound notebooks. "Writing lyrics is a craft that I've practised a bit now," he avers. "In me notebook it looks like sums. Theories. There's words and arrows going everywhere. There's always a few possibilities and I write the word 'OR' in a square."

For our most celebrated colloquial sketch-writer of the everyday observation (all betting pencils, boy slags and ice-cream van aggravations) the more successful he becomes, the less he orbits the ordinary. "I'm not struggling with that, to be honest," he decides. "In fact I'm enjoying writing lyrics much more than I did. Stories. Describing a picture. Um. There's quite a bit of weather and time in this one. Which is probably not reassuring. 'Oh God, he's writing about the weather.' Maybe leave that out!"

There are also some direct, funny, romantic observations: "That's not a skirt, girl, that's a sawn-off shotgun/And I only hope you've got it aimed at me..." (from the title track).

Some of your romantic quips, now, must be about Alexa. AT: "Right. Yeah. Definitely. Well... there's always been that side to our songs, when we weren't writing about... the fucking taxi rank. It's kind of inevitably... people you're with." [At the mention of Chung's name, Turner is visibly aggrieved, head sliding into his neck, terrapin-esque indeed.]

It must have been very grounding being in a proper relationship through all this madness. Because if you weren't, girls would be jumping all over your head. AT: "Em. Hmn. Well, of course that helps you to... I don't really know.. what the other way would be."

Does Alexa wonder if the lyrics are about her? AT: "Oh there's none of that. Yeah, no, there's no looking over the shoulder."

She must be curious, at least. "Maybe."

Did you ever watch Popworld? AT: [Nervous laughter] "Em! Now and again."

Did you ever see the episode where she helps Paul McCartney write a song about shoes? AT: "Ah, yeah I think so, maybe I did see that."

Well, if I was you, I'd have been thinking, "She's the one for me." AT: "Well. Yeah... maybe that would've... sealed the deal! Hmn. But maybe that wasn't when i got the ray of light. When was? Nah [buries head in hands]. I might have to go for a cigarette..."

Q can't torture him any more and joins him for a snout. Turner smokes Camels from a crumpled, sad, soft-pack and resembles a teenager again. As early song You Probably Couldn't See For The Lights But You Were Staring Straight At Me says, "Never tenser/Could all go a bit Frank Spencer…”

In January 2006, when Arctic Monkeys' Number 1 album Whatever People Say I Am, That's What I'm Not became the fastest-selling debut in UK history, inadvertently redefining the concept of autonomy and further imploding the decimated music industry (& wasn't their idea to be "the MySpace band", it was their fans': the Monkeys merely kick-started viral marketing by giving away demos at gigs), the 19- and 20-year-old Monkeys were terrible at fame. They weren't so much insurrectionary teenage upstarts as teenage innocents culturally traumatised by the peak-era fame democracy.

To their generation (born in the mid-'80s) fame was now synonymous with some-twat-off-the-telly a world of foaming tabloid hysteria where renown and celebrity meant, in fact, you were talentless. Hence their interview diffidence and receiving awards via videos dressed up as the Wizard OfOz and the Village People. Which only, ironically, made them even more celebrated and famous. (“That were a product of us just trying to hold onto the reins," thinks Turner today. "Being uncooperative.")

Q meets The Other Three one morning at 11am, in the well-appointed, empty bar of the Bethnal Green, Bast London hotel they're staying in (all three live in Sheffield, with their girlfriends, in their own homes). First to arrive is the industrious, sensible and cheerful Helders, crunching into a hangover-curing green apple. He has recovered from last year's boxing accident at the gym, which left his broken arm requiring a fitted plate. Now impressively purple-scarred, the break felt "interesting" and the doctor couldn't resist the one-armed drummer jest: "D'you like Def Leppard?"

Currently enjoying an enduring bromance with Diddy, he still doesn't feel famous, "it just doesn't feel that real, there's no paparazzi waiting for me to trip up." He and Turner, during the four-month rehearsals last year, became an accomplished roast dinner cooking duo for the band. "I reckon we could have us our own cookbook," he beams. "Pictures of us stirring, with a whisk."

O'Malley, an agreeable, twinkly-eyed 25-year-old with a strikingly deep voice and a winningly huge smile, is still coyly embarrassed by the interview process. A replacement for the departed original bass player Andy Nicholson in May 2006, he went from Asda shelf-filler to Glastonbury headliner in 13 months and still finds the Monkeys "a massive adventure". His life in Sheffield is profoundly normal – he's delighted that his new home since last October has an open-hearth fireplace: "Me parents had electric bars." He has also discovered cooking. “I’m just a pretty shit-hot housewife, most of the time," he smiles. "I cook stews, fish combinations, curries, chillies. I made a beef pho noodle soup the other day, Vietnamese, I surprised meself, had some mates round for that."

Recently, at his dad's 50th birthday bash, the party band, made up of family and friends, insisted he join them onstage "for ...The Dancefloor. So I were up there [mimes playing bass, all sheepish] and it were the wrong pitch, they didn't know the words or 'owt, going, Makin eyes... er..." He has no extra-curricular musical ambitions. "I'm happy just playing bass," he smiles. "I've never had the skill of doing songs meself. It'd be shit!"

Cook, 25, is still spectacularly embarrassed by the interview process. He perches upright, with a fixed nervous smile, newly shorn of the beard and ponytail he sported in LA: "Rockin' a pone, yeah, because I could get away with it." With his classic preppy haircut and dapper green military coat (from London's swish department store, Liberty), he looks like a handsome '40s film star. (Turner deems Cook "the band heartbreaker" and had a word with him post-LA: "I said to him, Come on, mate, you've got to get that beard shaved off. Get the girls back into us. Shift some posters.")

His life in Sheffield is also profoundly normal. He still plays Sunday League football with his local pub team, The Pack Horse FC (position, left back), remains in his long-term relationship with page-three-model-turned-make-up-artist Katie Downes and "potters about" at home, refusing to describe said home, "cos I'll get burgled".

A tiler by trade, he always vowed, should the Monkeys sign a deal, that he'd throw his trowel in a Sheffield river on his last day of work. "I never did fling me trowel," he confirms. "Probably still in me shed." He's never considered what his band represents to his generation. "I'd go insane thinking about it, I'm pretty good at not thinking about it… Oh God. I'm terrible at this!"

Back in the Strongroom Bar, Alex Turner is cloudily describing his everyday life. "I just keep meself to meself," he confounds. He mostly stays indoors and his perfect night in with Alexa is "watching loads of Sopranos. And doing roast dinners".

No longer spindle-limbed, he attends a gym and has handsomely well-defined arms – "You have to look after yourself."

Suddenly, Crying Lightning from Humbug rumbles over the bar stereo. "Wow. How about that? I was quite happy the other morning cos Brick By Brick were on the round-up goals on Soccer AM. It's still exciting when that happens. It was like Brick By Brick is real."

He spends his days writing music, "listening to records", and recommends Blues Run The Game by doomed '60s minstrel Jackson C Frank ("who's that lass?... Laura Marling, she did a cover recently), a simple, acoustic, deep and regretful stunner about missing someone on the road.

Lyrically, he cites as an example of greatness the Nick Cave B-side Little Empty Boat [from ‘97 single Into My Arms ], a comically sinister paean to a sexual power struggle: "Your knowledge is impressive and your argument is good/But I am the resurrection babe and you're standing on my foot."

"I need a hobby," he suddenly decides. "I'd like to learn another language." Since his mum is a German teacher (his dad teaches music), surely he can speak some German? "I know how to ask somebody if they've had fun at Christmas." Go on, then. "Nah!"

Where Turner's creative gifts stem from remains a contemporary rock'n'roll mystery; he became a fledgling songwriter at 16, after the gift of a guitar at Christmas from his parents. An only child, did his folks, perhaps, foresee artistic greatness? "I doubt it!" he balks. "Cos I didn't. I wasn't... a show kid." Like the others, he doesn't analyse the past, or the future.

"You can't constantly be thinking about what's happened," he reasons, "it's just about getting on with it." The elaborate pinky ring he now constantly wears, however, a silver, gold and ruby metal-goth corker featuring the words DEATH RAMPS is a permanent reminder of he and his best friends’ past. The Death Ramps is not only a Monkeys pseudonym and B-side to Teddy Picker, but a place they used to ride their bikes in Sheffield as kids.

"Up in the woods near where we lived," he nods. "Just little hills. But when you're eight years old they're death ramps." The ring was custom made by a friend of his, who runs top-end rock'n'roll jewellery emporium The Great Frog near London's Carnaby Street. Ask Turner why he thinks the chase between his writing and speaking eloquence is quite so mesmerisingly vast and he attempts a theory.

"Well, writing isn't the same as speaking," he muses. "Not for me. I seem to struggle more and more with... conversation. Talking onstage... I can't do it any more. Hmn. I'll have to work on that."

The ever-helpful Helders has a better theory.

"Since he's been writing songs," he ponders, “It seems like he’s always thinking about that. So even when he’s talking to you now, he’s thinking about the next thing that rhymes with a word. Even when he’s driving. We joke he’s a bad driver, his focus is never 100 per cent on what he’s doing. Which is good for us cos it means he’s got another 12 songs up his sleeve. I think music must be the easiest way for him to be concise and get everything out. Otherwise his head would explode.”

The Shoreditch.com photo studios, 18 March. Alex Turner, today, is more ethereally distracted than ever, transfixed by the studio iPod, playing Led Zeppelin, The Rolling Stones, a version of I’d Rather Go Blind. Occasionally, he’ll completely lose his conversational thread, “Um. I’ve dropped a stitch.”

The first to arrive for Q’s photoshoot, he greets his incoming bandmates with enormous hugs (and also hugs them goodbye). Today, Q feels it’s pointless poking its pickaxe of serious enquiry further into Turner’s vacuum-packed soul and wonders if he’ll play, instead, a daft game. It’s called Popworld Questions, as first posed by someone he knows rather well.

“Oh, OK. Let’s do it,” he blinks, now perched in an empty dressing room. He then vigorously shakes his head, “Um…I’ve gotta snap back into it.”

Here, then, are some genuine “Alexa Chung on Popworld” questions (2006-2007), as originally posed to Matt Willis, Amy Winehouse, Robbie Williams, Pussycat Dolls, Kaiser Chiefs and Diddy.

Why do indie bands wear such tight jeans? AT: “Um. I supposed they do. They haven’t always. When we first were playing I was definitely in flares. You need to be quite tall to get the full effect, though. So, that's why this indie band wears such tight jeans, cos we've not got the legs for flares."

What makes you tick in the sexy department? AT: "Wow. Pass. What do I find most attractive in a woman? Something in the head? That's definitely a requirement. Well... Hmn. I'm struggling."

Tell us about all the lovely groupies. AT: "No!"

If dogs had human hands instead of paws, would you consider trying to teach them to play the piano? AT: "Absolutely. I'd teach Hey Jude."

How many plums d'you think you can comfortably fit in one hand? AT: "They're not very big. [Holds small, pale, girly hand up for inspection] It's a shame. Probably three. Diddy only managed two? Maybe not then. I can carry a lot of glasses at once, though. If they're small ones I can do four."

Are you cool? AT: "Not as much as I'd like to be. There's this clip where Clint Eastwood is on a talkshow and he gets asked, Everybody thinks of you as defining cool, what d'you think about that? And he gets his cigs out, takes one out, flicks it into his mouth, lights it and says, I have no idea what you're talking about."

Here, Turner locates his Camels soft-pack and attempts to do a Clint Eastwood. He flicks one upwards towards his mouth. And misses. Flicks another. And misses. "Third time lucky?" He misses. "I'll get it the next time." And succeeds. "Hey. Fourth time. Don't put that in! So there you go. I'm four steps away from where I wanna be."

Thank you very much for joining me here on Popworld, here's my clammy hand again. There it is, let it slip, hmmn. You can let go now. AT: "OK! Were you a Popworld fan, then? It was funny. Cool. What were we talking about, before?"

Blimey, Alex. What must you be like when you're completely stoned out of your head? AT: "Stoned? What d'you mean, cos I seem like that anyway? Yeah. A lot of people... tell me I'm a bit... dreamy. But I like the idea of that. Of being somewhere else."

Two days earlier, Turner had contemplated what he wanted from all this, in the end. Many seconds later he gave his deceptively ambitious answer.

"I just wanna write better songs," he decided. "And better lyrics. I just definitely wanna be good at it. Hmn. Yeah.”

—

RUFUS BLACK: AKA Matt Helders, on his ongoing bromance with Diddy

Matt Helders has known preposterous rap titan Diddy since they met in Miami in 2008. “He goes, Arctic Monkeys! Then he said summat about a B-side and I was like, He's not lying! I just thought, This is funny, I'm gonna go with this for a while." Last October Diddy texted Helders, suggesting he play drums with his Diddy Dirty Money band on Friday Night With Jonathan Ross, to give his own drummer a day off. “I were bowling with me girifriend at the time. In Sheffield, on a Sunday." On the day of recording, says Helder, "We had a musical director. That were one of the maddest times of my life. Next day Diddy said, Why don't you just stay? Come along with me. So I went everywhere with him." Diddy had "a convoy of cars" and made sure Helders was always in his. "He'd stop his car and go, Where's Matt? You're coming with me! So I'd get in his car. Just me, him, his security, driver." Diddy, by now, had given him a pseudonym - Rufus Black. "He kept saying, I don't wanna fuck up your image. And I'm, I don't think it's gonna do me any harm!" He stayed in Diddy's spectacularly expensive hotel. Some weeks later, Helders almost returned to the Dirty Money drumstool for a gig in Glasgow. "But we were rehearsing in London. I were like, I might come, how are you getting there? And he were like, Jet. Jump on t’jet with me. But I had to stay in Bethnal Green instead.”

Love’s young dream: Diddy (left) with Helders

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e la vita ch. 1

content warnings: f! reader, drug mentions, drinking, emetophobia, bisexuality (homophobes and biphobes begone I will block u so fast)

word count: 3.8k

I didn’t want to be in Italy this summer.

That makes me sound ungrateful or something, but it’s the truth. Three months ago, I had planned to stay in Brooklyn with Claire all summer long. Hosting dinner parties, eating greasy breakfast sandwiches, dancing to old $1 records in our cramped apartment, picnicking in Prospect Park, and being totally, delusionally in love.

That was before things went south, she stopped trying and left me with more rent than I could possibly pay in the city. When Christina had first mentioned that a group of her friends was headed to Italy for the summer, I’d dismissed the possibility of going with them. Not only did I dread cohabitating with her wealthy, influencer friends who seemed to deal only in clout, I thought I’d be otherwise engaged. Weeks later, I’d gone back to her groveling, asking if I could sleep on the pull-out couch in Nina’s family villa for the summer. Luckily, the sofa was still available.

Now I sit at a wrought iron table – lease broken and all of my belongings sold to wealthy Manhattanites – in the warm yellow light of the Lombard sunset. Around me are chatty, outgoing girls, each more beautiful than the last. They gab about clubs and brands and boys. In the sea of Botox and iPhones, I cling to Christina like a life buoy. I push my tortellini around my plate to make it look like I have an interest in food, but I really don’t. I’m jet-lagged and uncomfortable. And even if that wasn’t the case, I’ve barely eaten since the breakup, relying on oat lattes and dirty water dogs to keep me alive.

“Try the pasta,” Christina jabs, “trust me, you’ll have a lot more fun this summer if you lean in.” I break the shell open with my fork revealing succulent ricotta curds and bright green spinach. The filing swims in a sauce of brown butter and fragrant tarragon but doesn’t affect me as it should. Nothing does anymore. The group’s conversation interrupts my train of thought.

“They’ve come every summer since the nineties, same as us,” says Nina, smirking at the girl to her left. “Hottest little accents you’ve ever heard, I’ll tell you that much.”

“Who is she talking about?” I whisper to Christina.

“The boys in the other house,” she says, “the one you see on your way up here.” Nina’s family’s home is at a higher altitude than the rest of the city, necessitating a laborious hike to the bottom to actually do anything while in town. I’m sure that they’d been sold on the privacy of the location, but its impracticality left me wanting. The only other villa nearby sat at the base of the lush green hills before the road disappeared into winding dirt.

Another girl chimes in, “I saw them last year at a dinner in the city. They’re cute, too,” she coos. 

“I kissed George the summer I turned fifteen,” brags Nina and the whole table breaks into oohs and aahs. I usually have a shut-up-unless-spoken-to policy at group dinners, but I know Christitna is right. If I don’t lean in then the credit card debt I’d amassed to buy my plane ticket and the back problems I'm sure to contract from sleeping on a pull-out couch for a whole summer will have been for naught. Think of it as an acting exercise, I tell myself, a performance of the girl who is totally not hung up on her ex and excited for a fun summer with her friends. 

“I’m sorry,” I interrupt, “who are these guys?”

“They’re in a band,” says Nina.

“Like a real one?” I ask. Years of living in New York have taught me that all bands are not, in fact, real ones. Nina laughs.

“You’re funny,” she muses, “yes, a real one. They’re like famous. We’ll go over eventually, they throw the best parties you can find around here. Get real drugs, too. Not just liters upon liters of Aperol, not that I mind that either.”

With my question sufficiently answered, I return quietly to my pasta, cutting each shell into impossibly smaller pieces until it’s rabbit food that will glide down my throat and do the hard job of nourishing me without any work on my part.

–

After dinner, I tuck into the pull-out couch in the villa’s spacious living room. The lack of A/C and the balmy summer air make it impossible to enjoy the luxurious wool blankets Nina’s family no doubt splurged on. I allow myself to eavesdrop on the elated sounds coming from upstairs: women confiding in each other, commiserating about their troubles, and shrieking excitedly at each other's successes.

I first try to doze off at 10:15, hoping that an early night will be exactly what I need and I’ll wake up refreshed and on Italian time. After an hour of staring at the popcorn ceilings and trying to suppress my crippling fear of missing out, I’ve tired my mind out enough to begin slipping toward sleep. I have fewer and fewer thoughts until I’m jolted by a hip-hop bassline. It resonates through the trundle bed and rebounds off my ribs, cozying itself into my heart. As I begin to come to, I recognize the chords of a house track that used to play at the girl bar Claire and I frequented in Green Point. The melody is warm and familiar and undeniably annoying. How loud must the music be for it to affect me so acutely even as I’m a few kilometers away from them? 

I decide I’m pissed – and yes I decided. I’m freshly single, broke, jet-lagged, and fucking pissed at those entitled rich assholes. I slide my sandals on and head out down the hill in my sleep clothes.

-

I step outside onto the winding dirt road that leads the way to the boys’ home. The night is dark, lit by stars much brighter than I’m used to seeing in Brooklyn. I tilt my head back to look at them, trying to identify the big dipper. After a few seconds, I’m dizzy. I shake myself and trudge ahead, almost lulled into submission by the constant chirping of cicadas and the sweet fragrance of orange blossom that wafts off the bushes. 

With each step I take towards the boys’ villa (what were their names again? Nina said one was called George), the music, electronic and fast-paced, becomes louder. 

When I first knock on the faded wood door, I’m quite sure no one has heard me. I stand outside for a few minutes, contemplating whether I should knock again or cut my losses and return up the hill. I decide I may as well disrupt their party as some kind of karmic retribution for keeping me awake even as I’m exhausted from a transatlantic flight. I raise my fist and rap harshly at the door. A moment later, it flies open, revealing a curly-haired boy. Well, not boy, I decide as I inspect his features – lines decorate his forehead, and gray peeks out at me from within a ringlet that hangs over his eyes. He gives me a once over and can immediately tell I’m not here for the party. 

“Can I help you?” he asks, annoyed. His accent lilts and falls over the words. All of a sudden, I feel insecure in my braless and plaid pajama-clad state. He’s beautiful – and exasperated by me. I double down on my own annoyance. 

“Would you mind turning the music down?” I ask, still cordial, “I’m staying at the house up the way and I can’t get to sleep.”

The guy in front of me purses his lips and considers me for a moment. I feel itchy and uncomfortable. He’s looking at me like he can see through my clothes, to my soft hips and painted toes and peaked nipples. 

“Let me show you around, gorgeous,” he smiles, “then maybe you won’t mind so much.” He grabs my wrist and yanks me into the party. A warmth covers me as I cross the threshold into the villa. The inside of the home smells like college: cheap weed, sweet sticky mixers, and sweat. My sandals stick slightly to the floor, reminding me that I really shouldn’t be here right now. Like the alcohol that’s been spilled on the ground is some great cosmic interference to convince me to go home and get the rest I ought to. 

Suddenly, a big hand falls on the shoulder of the boy who’s pulling me by my limbs.

“Matty!” says the man. I can make out enough to see that he’s tall and devastatingly handsome. 

“George!” the boy – Matty, I remind myself – drops my hand and fully embraces the bigger guy. “Was just showing…” he nods at me to introduce myself.

“Y/n.”

“Around,” Matty finishes. George gives me a once over.

“Did she just roll out of bed? Or get released from prison?”

“Y/n came to ask us to keep the noise down,” Matty declares with fake sincerity, “Not a partier, are ya love?”

“Under the right circumstances, I can be,” I retort. Matty and George’s eyebrows raise in amusement, faces breaking out in smiles. That sounded much more cunning in my head. Now I feel like a toy they’re playing with, winding me up to see what noises I make. It feels infantilizing. I’m uncomfortable, crawling in my skin; pride battered and desperate to go home as soon as it doesn’t look like I’m running away from a fight of my own picking. “I’d better be going actually,” I assert.

Matty puckers his bottom lip in an exaggerated pout. “I’ll show you out, princess.” It’s a sweet nickname but it tastes bitter out of his mouth. He seems to twist everything good and make it unbearable. I resent him for it. I trudge in front of Matty towards the door with steadfast focus. As I cross the threshold, I turn to meet his gaze.

“Thanks for nothing,” I say calmly. Matty breaks into a devilishly smug grin. His eyebrows tilt a little and his lips reveal a few crooked teeth at the bottom of his mouth.

“My pleasure, darlin’,” he says. I scoff and turn on my heels, leaving Matty in the dust.

–

The scent of freshly chopped garlic fills the kitchen as I stand in an assembly line of young women with cutting boards and chefs knives, each diligently chopping an ingredient for the bruschetta. 

In front of me is a bunch of basil, perfectly fresh and green. I gently remove the leaves from the stem and create a pile in the middle of my board. It reminds me of when I would be tasked with raking the leaves as a kid. Too distracted by my childish whims, I would create more work for myself by piling the leaves on top of each other and taking a grandiose dive into them before scooping them up into a trash bag and discarding them. Each leaf was like a piece of confetti, a celebration of the season and of youth. Now I do these things to prove to myself that I’m young and that I can still conjure up that imaginative, playful nature if I try hard enough. 

As I rock my knife back and forth over the soft leaves, Christina asks me where I was the night before. 

“I came out around eleven to invite you upstairs, but I couldn’t find you,” she says.

Embarrassed, I train my eyes to the task at hand. This is not the group to look like a tattle-tale in front of. Actually, there’s very few groups in which that would fly. My penchant for playing God and divvying out karmic consequences to everyone whose path I cross is a part of my nature I’m not particularly fond of. I’m not keen to share it, especially around people who are still making up their minds about me. Despite my steadfast beliefs and borderline-outlandish behaviors, I maintain a fervent desire to be liked. It’s pathetic. 

“I stepped out for some air,” I murmur.

“Really?” she nudges, “Because I didn’t see you on the porch.”

I turn my basil bunch 90 degrees in a flourish, beginning to chop it lengthwise. 

“Fine, I couldn’t sleep because of the music,” I spit.

“And…” Christina has always been too good at getting me to reveal my true feelings. She goads me torturously until it’s easier to say what I’m thinking than to conceal it.

“And I went to ask them to turn the music down,” I finish, “There, are you happy?”

“Very,” she smiles. 

I pick up the chopped basil, letting the pieces float through my fingers and deciding I need to chop them smaller, still. I whack at the pile haphazardly, ruining the lovely squares I meticulously crafted earlier. 

“They didn’t turn it down, if you were wondering,” I pant, “Pricks.” Christina chuckles to herself.

“No one ever does.”

–

The music of the club is omnipresent as I enter hand in hand with Christina. On my feet are heels too high to be comfortable, but the perfect lift to accentuate my calves. As soon as I cross the threshold, I drag Christina to the bartender, ordering two negronis. We idle by the bar for a moment and I take in my surroundings, savoring the bitter aftertaste of my drink and the waltz of the lights that flicker and cover the dancefloor with reverie. I listen to the synths and flourishes of the melody that envelop my senses. I hadn’t expected to like the music, but the DJ is spinning disco and it just feels right: the cold Italian aperitif, the funky basslines, and the tranquil nighttime air. I almost wish I’d left my phone at home. Nights like these aren’t compatible with phones anyway. The atmosphere feels like a relic of a bygone era, full of free love and intoxication. 

Nina and a friend of hers find Christina and me at the bar and run up to us with inebriated bravado. “You guys made it!” she squeals. Little does she know we were pre-gaming at the villa in anticipation of this exact moment. I couldn’t handle Nina while sober tonight, that much I was absolutely sure of. It also didn’t help that I was alone – for the first time in several years – in a romantic foreign country without the girl whom I still loved. As unhealthy as it was, alcohol made that reality hurt a bit less. Nina grabs my hands and leads Christina and me away from the bar. 

“I need to introduce you to the DJs!” Nina exclaims. I glance at Christina to communicate that no, I’m not particularly enthused at the prospect of meeting some Eurotrash guy whose head is shaved and whose torso is covered in Gucci logos. She returns the glance, silently begging me to behave. I relent.

Nina leads us around the side of the floor to some kind of dark stairwell. Rationally, I should be scared of being kidnapped but my drunken stupor inspires more carelessness than I would usually indulge in. I watch the sway of Christina’s hips and follow her like a lost puppy. Finally, we reach the top and the DJ deck is revealed. It’s shadowy and hazy. To the left is a corner booth with a straight couple making out in a way that really ought to be illegal in public. Past the lookout, laser lights flicker and sweep across the dancefloor, catching on the artificial fog and filling the air with psychedelic color. My eyes fall on the backs of two figures at the DJ booth, smoke rising above their heads. I can make out that one has headphones on and is faffing with the turntable while the other has their hands in the air and the small, flickering glow of a lit cigarette dancing around their figure. I’m dragged towards them by Nina who throws an arm around each of their necks in greeting. As soon as the one with the cig turns around, I catch his eyes.

It’s Matty. Selfish, arrogant Matty. I nod my head and flatten my mouth in a kind of recognition. The room is spinning from the alcohol and my skin is buzzing with discomfort. The bass of the music resonates in my ribs, teaching my heart how to beat. My mouth tastes salty and my knees feel weak. 

I’m running to the corner where I can see a bin. Tears prick at my eyes and my hair sticks to my sweaty forehead as I swiftly empty the contents of my stomach into the small trash can. I kneel on the rough carpet and brace myself on either side of the bin with my hands. Between heaves, I lift my head to shake my hair off the back of my neck. The cool air feels grounding, but I’m soon back with my head in the can. I feel a hand on the back of my head, wrangling my frizzy hair off of my shoulders. I gasp, looking back for the sisterly comfort of Christina’s bottomless, cerulean eyes. Instead, I find a pair of brown, honey-flecked irises: Matty’s. I’m reeling too severely to be upset or confused; I’m just grateful when he uses his free hand to sweep my damp bangs out of my face and nods at me.

“Go on,” he encourages, “better out than in.”

I bury my head in the bucket again. 

“Atta girl,” Matty coos in my ear. I can almost notice his hand rubbing circles on my back. Even when I’m quite sure I’m finished, I keep my head down for a moment savoring the last few seconds that I don’t have to look Matty in the eyes. Curse him for helping me. I wouldn’t know how to interact with him under normal circumstances, much less when he’s been nice to me – and watched me unceremoniously blow chunks into a bin.

“You feel better?” he asks. I lift my head tentatively, still scared another wave of nausea will hit me. 

“I think so, yeah,” I mumble. Matty searches my eyes for any warning sign that I’m still sick.

“Have you got a hair tie?” I instinctually fish in my jeans pocket for one, handing it to him. Slowly, he corrals my locks into a ponytail and secures it, fingers grazing the tops of my ears and making me shiver. I sit back against the wall with my legs splayed out in front of me, knees visibly carpet burnt from my previous position. Matty flops down beside me. He reaches out to touch the red, irritated skin. 

“You don’t need a doctor or something, do you?” he asks.

“I’m fine,” I hiss when he applies a little pressure to my knee and shake his hands off me, “Why are you being nice to me?”

“When have I not been nice?”

“You wouldn’t turn the music down the other night,” I state. He smiles at me, eyes scrunching up until his pupils are totally obscured. 

“No one ever turns the music down,” he says, like it’s the most obvious thing in the world. “Plus,” he adds, “I thought you were a buzzkill. Now I can see that’s not the case, sweetheart.”

“I can usually handle my drink better than this,” I protest, “And I’m also usually not a buzzkill.”

“I guess I don’t know anything about you, then,” he acquiesces, thinking for a moment, “Do you want to start over?”

“Sure, I’d like that,” I nod, smiling tipsily.

“So what’s caused you to be sick tonight?” Matty asks, leaning his head back against the wall. His hair is curled up in perfect ringlets and his skin glows golden even in the dim club light. He looks at me carefully, like his stare could hurt me. It could, I suppose. 

“Alcohol?” I say it like that should be obvious. His face wrinkles up again in a laugh I can vaguely identify as something that’s my fault. He looks pretty. I realize I want to make him do it again and again forever. I want to see the crinkles that grow at the sides of his eyes and the curl of his upper lip that reveals his boyishly crooked teeth.

“I figured as much. Anything in particular that drove you to drink?” I frown for a second, trying to remember. 

“My ex,” I say quietly.

“What’d he do?”

“Nothing,” I shake my head, “that’s the problem. She didn’t do anything.”

“When was that?”

“Two months ago?” My god, it’s already been two months.

“I’m sorry,” he murmurs,  “that’s still fresh.” I shrug.

“It’s alright I guess. You just feel a little betrayed when someone stops trying. I thought that was the whole point of…” I trail off, gesticulating aimlessly with my hands, “love or whatever. To keep trying.”

“I get it,” he utters. 

“People stop trying with rockstars, too?” I tease. He smiles.

“How did you know that I’m a musician?”

“Well, first of all, I said rockstar–”

“Which I chose to ignore because it was sarcastic.” I roll my eyes.

“And second of all, the girls I’m staying with told me,” I finish. He nods in understanding.

“Well yeah,” he sighs pensively, “people stop trying with everybody. Even rockstars. If I’ve learnt anything in my life, it’s that giving up usually has more to do with them than it does with you.”

“You’re probably right, but that doesn’t make it hurt any less,” I argue.

“Nothing does. You just have to let it hurt for a while.”

We’re both quiet for a second. I catch a couple of bars of an Earth, Wind, and Fire song and hum along, content with the silence. I let my head fall onto Matty’s shoulder and he immediately turns his head to look at me.

“Oh fuck, sorry. Is this okay?” I ask, hand flying to my mouth “I know I just puked.”

“It’s okay,” he says, “I just didn’t think you would want to.”

“I want to,” I kiss his shoulder through the cotton of his white button-up shirt. He watches me the whole time as though he can’t quite compute what’s happening. Then he snaps back to his regular confident state.

“Let me know if you ever want to deal with your girlf– ex without drinking your feelings away…” he trails off, mouth meeting the crown of my head, “I’d love to show you around here sometime.”

“Okay,” I mumble, the alcohol, tiredness, and emotions beginning to get the better of me and coax me toward sleep.

“Okay?”

“Yeah, I’d like that.” Matty grabs my hand from my lap and wraps it in his two larger ones, caressing my thumb and humming into my ear.

–

a/n: the next bit is written, but I am still writing the end. smut soon! x

[theinkphantom]

Guide to Phantom Blot stories (Part 2)

On this part, it's gonna be more of my personal take on picking these stories, and harder to find the book and translations (unless you've learned a european language, it would be more easy.) , but here's some of my recommendations :

(If there's an asterisk (*) it does mean the story was translated in english.)

Old italian stories

Generally in these stories, phantom blot is described as a criminal boss. It's generally a bit gritty. (since they from a old age of course.)

Topolino e la villa disabitata

Topolino e i piselli sabotatori

Topolino e la banda del campionario

Topolino e la caccia a chissà cosa

Topolino e il fantomatico ritorno di Macchia Nera

Topolino e l'innocenza di Gambadilegno

Topolino e il trittico del tritone

Topolino e il suo "amico" Macchia Nera

Topolino maestro investigatore

Topolino e l'operazione caos

Modern italian stories

Even they less dark and bring more mystery instead, some has comedy stories, and even phantom blot become more of a mad scientist, and despite this, they are always interesting to watch.

La lunga notte del commissario Manetta *

Topolino e il prototipo avveniristico

Topolino e l'astroplastica proteofantastica

Topolino e la città dell'ingiustizia

Manetta in: Sosta pericolosa

Macchia Nera e il buon vicinato

Black out a Topolinia

Topolino e l'occhio di Macchia

Topolino e la minaccia acquatica

Topolino e il dilemma parabolico *

Macchia Nera e la vacanza... a scacchi

Topolino e gli esploratori del domani *

Macchia Nera e il botto di capodanno

Macchia Nera & Gambadilegno la coppia d’assi di Gold Creek

Gambadilegno e la stella dei desideri

Topolino e i Goof Viewer

Macchia Nera in: Semplice, pulito, diretto

Macchia Nera e l'inarrestabile ombra

Italian series

Ser Topolino e la cavalcata dei cavalieri inesistenti

Goofy Reporter (Dieci piccoli caimani, Il fiuto di Pluto, and especially Estate a Green Pond who this one is my special favorite for me. ) Also some of the german issues was available online via Amazon/Kindle. (issue 9 to 11)

Topolino e la rapina del millennio

Ducktopia

Gli evaporati

Wizard of mickey II : The Dark Age *

Cronache dal Pianeta T

Disney Parodies

Topolino corriere dello Zar

I promessi topi

Topokolossal

La vera storia di Novecento

Dracula *

Topo maltese

Topolinix e lo scambio di Galli

19,999 leghe sotto i mari

Danemark stories

There's actually enough okay good stories by Egmont, and even it's not as the height as the italians ones, there's some gems.

På jagt efter Sorte Slyngel (what if Paul Murry Blot was powerful.)

Den anden verden (Blotman) *

Gudernes Kraft *

Slyngel på spil

Afbrudte signaler *

Slyngelstreger

TV-piraten

Overraskelsesfesten

Gys på godset *

SOS

Afsporet *

Venskab på prøve *

I highlight also the Mickey mystery series, they made very good tense mystery stories about phantom blot. Feel free to check these ones, one day.

The University Enigma

Culture Shock

Horror in the Wax Museum

The Lost City Of Duckburg

Others

The Big Fall and A Phantom Blot Bedtime Story. *

[venusinmyrrh]

Sleepover Saturday q: If you were to tell a tourist what they should do in 3 days to get the Best LA Experience, what would you recommend? This includes occult sites/stores, really any place you'd recommend

oooooh okay! I'm assuming you're starting in Hollywood, because that's where I live, so here we go!

DAY 1: get thee to the Academy Museum. it is exquisite and it will make you feel some type of way about movies but it probably won't take all day so go ahead and wander about LACMA and the La Brea Tar Pits for the rest of the afternoon. either pay to go to into the exhibits at LACMA or stick to the free stuff (Urban Light and the tar pits); they're all in the same park on the same block so be sure to take your time and enjoy the green space and beautiful sunshine. head to the permanent farmers' market at the Grove for dinner, and make sure you go up to the top floor of the parking garage to see the best views this side of the San Gabriel mountains. if you have time, go to the Quentin Tarantino-owned New Beverly Cinema to catch a movie on 35mm film before heading back to Hollywood to see the Times Square of the west coast: the Walk of Fame lit up for the night.

DAY 2: driving all over god's beautiful forsaken creation is a time-honored LA tradition, so today you are gonna take the interstate 10 out to the Pacific Coast Highway and drive all the way up along the coast. stop wherever you want. the beauty of SoCal beaches is that you can just pull over on the side of the road and hop out of the car onto the sand and into the ocean! it's easy! it's free! it's what god intended! then once your feet have gotten wet, keep going up to the Self-Realization Fellowship Center, aka the lake shrine, and sit for an hour or so in meditation by the lake. then keep going up the PCH past the Getty Villa to route 27, and take that all the way through Topanga. the canyon views are sublime. (at least until you get back to the 101.) oh and for food, make sure you stop at whatever mom & pop place catches your fancy along the way. I had a really good tuna burger at Malibu Fresh Fish Market patio cafe, but as a general rule whatever looks good probably is.

DAY 3: get an early start and drive west down the Sunset Strip. Sunset is easily one of the very best streets in the city because if you stay on it long enough you get to experience the best of what Hollywood has to offer, from the strip to Bel Air to the Pacific Ocean if you drive far enough, but today we're going to turn onto Benedict Canyon in Beverly Hills to go up to Mulholland Drive. YES it is every bit as beautiful as the movies make it seem, however it is a WHOLE LOT more twisting and winding so I really would not recommend going more than 25mph. you're gonna take Mulholland back east toward the 101, and then head for Burbank, my favorite shopping destination bar none. in one neighborhood you have Besame Cosmetics' flagship store, The Crooked Path occult shop, the Mystic Museum horror boutique with rotating exhibits, and piles of stores like Slone Vintage and the year-round Rob Zombie-owned Halloween Town. further downtown (still in Burbank) there's Unique Vintage's only brick-and-mortar store, Story tavern (great burgers), and Artelice patisserie, where they always make the macarons fresh and if you get there late enough in the day, they'll give you some free ones with your pastry.

DAY 4 (BONUS DAY): if you still have time after all that, go take a morning hike in Runyon Canyon and then head for a studio tour at Warner Brothers. eat lunch beforehand at the Smoke House (open since 1946) right across the way, and eat dinner afterward in Hollywood at Musso & Frank's (open since 1929). grab some cocktails at the Roosevelt Hotel or Chateau Marmont afterward if you feel like it. idk I'm not the boss of you.

[gldenhrs]

                               𝐇𝐄𝐘  𝐌𝐓𝐕 , welcome  to  my  crib  !      

[       villa in beverly hills , worth $18 million , owned by ace bishop .  ]

 located in prime beverly hills ,  this exceptional modern estate makes an unparalleled statement of vision with spectacular panoramic city and ocean views . the sweeping  2 - story entry welcomes you with a feeling of grand luxury while keeping you grounded with an indoor koi pond . the walls of automatic sliding glass doors throughout provide abundant natural light  &  showcase the stunning city  &  ocean views from every room .  the main level includes a formal living room with a built-in bar , a large formal dining room  ,  exceptional gourmet kitchen  &  3 bedrooms , along with a built - in garage downstairs . upstairs you will find the breathtaking primary bedroom  &  a large walk-in closet.  the exceptional 32,000 sqft grounds include a zero edge pool , a large yard with grass area , a built-in bbq entertainment area ,  &  private putting green . complete with home automation systems  &  security cameras , the home is located at the end of a private road situated on a cul-de-sac . 

           ❝  this is the very first home i brought after getting signed by the la kings . most of what you’ll see is custom - made ,  &  it took a lot of work but ultimately it’s something i’m very proud of . the best part of the tour ?  my built - in garage that holds my car collection !  can’t wait for you to see it !  ❝

[retirebetternownv]

The Top Current Trends in Las Vegas Real Estate

Las Vegas, Nevada is known for its world-renowned entertainment, casinos, and hospitality industries. However, in recent years, the city has also become an attractive real estate market due to its growing economy and diverse population. In this post, we’ll explore the top current trends in Las Vegas real estate that anyone looking to invest or buy a property in the area should know.

Increased demand for single-family homes

The pandemic has prompted buyers to seek larger and more comfortable living spaces, and Las Vegas is no exception. Single-family homes have seen a spike in demand, as people look for privacy, home offices, and outdoor amenities. According to the Greater Las Vegas Association of Realtors (GLVAR), single-family home sales rose by 8.7% in 2020, with an average sales price of $354,000. As a result, these properties are now selling much faster, and buyers may find themselves in bidding wars.

Booming luxury market

The luxury real estate market in Las Vegas has seen significant growth in recent years, with high-end buyers seeking luxury villas, penthouses, and homes in exclusive areas. According to the GLVAR, luxury home sales increased by 46.8% in 2020, with the average sales price reaching $1,350,000. Luxury buyers are looking for modern amenities, exclusive locations, and personalized services, combining the comfort of home with upscale experiences.

Growth in commercial real estate

Las Vegas has always had a strong commercial real estate market due to its tourism and hospitality industries, but new industries like tech and healthcare have been driving demand as well. According to CBRE, office vacancy rates in Vegas have dropped for the fourth consecutive quarter in 2021, with tech and financial firms accounting for the majority of leasing activity. Additionally, the city is investing heavily in the healthcare industry, with new hospitals and medical facilities opening across the city.

Increasing interest in short-term rentals

Las Vegas is a popular destination for tourism, and as a result, short-term rentals like Airbnb have gained popularity. Homeowners can earn significant income by renting out their properties for a few days or weeks, especially during peak travel seasons. However, investors should be aware of the city’s strict regulations on short-term rentals, including fees and permits required for operating a rental property.

The growing interest in sustainable real estate

Las Vegas is becoming a leader in sustainable development and green real estate, with developers and homeowners embracing energy-efficient technologies and environmentally-friendly design. For example, the city’s new Circa Resort & Casino is one of the few LEED Gold-certified hotels in the world, with sustainable features like solar panels, rainwater collection, and energy-efficient lighting. Additionally, more homeowners are opting for green building materials, solar panels, and energy-saving appliances when building or renovating their homes.

Virtual real estate tours

The pandemic has changed the way the real estate industry operates, with virtual tours and remote viewings becoming a necessity. Las Vegas real estate agents and developers have embraced technology, offering virtual tours, drone footage, and 3D renderings of properties. Many buyers are now able to view properties from the comfort of their own homes, making the buying process more efficient and convenient.

The rise of remote work

The pandemic has also accelerated the trend of remote work, with many companies allowing employees to work from home permanently. As a result, more people are looking to move away from expensive cities like New York and San Francisco, and Las Vegas is an attractive option. The city offers a lower cost of living, a warmer climate, and an abundance of outdoor activities, making it an ideal place for remote workers to call home.

In the end, the Las Vegas real estate market has been evolving quickly in recent years, with new trends emerging that offer opportunities for buyers, sellers, and investors. Whether you’re looking for a single-family home or a luxury condo, the city’s real estate market is diverse and growing. Additionally, Las Vegas’s unique mix of industries, sustainability initiatives, and remote work opportunities make it an attractive location for anyone looking to invest in property or relocate to a thriving city.

[awesomefringey]

**I will keep updating this post, it’s pinned to my blog**

LIAM PAYNE MEMORIAL (Update)

Online

Virtual memorial | October 20 - 12pm EST

Meeting ID: 815 4938 9948

Passcode: 684974

Online Memorial | October 29 | Follow this blog for more info:

Digital Wall | Messages for Liam | this will stay up forever

Petition | Enact Legislation to Safeguard Artists' Mental Health in the Entertainment Industry

Europe

🇬🇧 🏠 Wolverhampton | October 18 - 6pm | The Halls, University of Wolverhampton

🇬🇧 Holmes Chapel | October 21 - Morning | Train Station

🇬🇧 London | October 20 - 2pm | Hyde Park meeting point at Peter Pan statue

🇬🇧 Liverpool | October 19 - 2pm | Docks on keel wharf bridge

🇬🇧 Glasgow | October 20 - 2pm | Sir Walter Scott Statue in George Square

🇬🇧 Manchester | October 20 - 6pm | Cathedral Gardens

🇬🇧 Birmingham | October 20 - 4pm | Chamberlain Square

🇬🇧 Belfast | October 20 - 4pm | Palm house at Botanic Gardens

🇬🇧 Edinburg | October 20 - 3pm | The Meadows

🇬🇧 Scotland | October 20 - 2pm | Beach front (across from Inoflate)

🇬🇧 Newcastle | October 20 - 2pm | Outside Church of St Thomas

🇬🇧 Bath | October 20 - 12pm | Bath Abbey

🇬🇧 Sheffield | October 20 - 3pm | Town Hall

🇮🇪 Dublin | October 19 /20 - 2pm | St Stephen’s Green

Link: https://t.co/SpzoWGMjX6

🇮🇪 Cork | October 20 - 4pm | Bishop Lucey Park

🇮🇪 Galway | October 20 - 4pm | Eyre Square |

Link: chat.whatsapp.com/FCjQMWN1B2U9iD…

🇫🇷 Paris | October 20 - 2pm | Jardins des Tuileries

🇫🇷 Toulouse | October 20 - 6pm | Jardin Royal

🇫🇷 Rennes | October 20 - 3:30pm | Parc du Thador

🇫🇷 Lyon | October 20 - 2pm | Place Antonin Poncet

🇫🇷 Montpellier | October 20 - 2pm | Jardin du Champ de Mars

🇫🇷 Lille | October 20 - 2pm | Parc de la Citadelle

🇫🇷 Bordeaux | October 20 - 2pm | Jardin public

🇫🇷 Nancy | October 20 - 2pm | Parc de la pépinière

🇫🇷 Marseille | October 20 - 2pm | En bas de Notre Dame de la Garde

🇫🇷 Strasbourg | October 20 - 2:30pm | Parc de l’Orangerie

🇫🇷 Rouen | October 20 - 2pm | Square Verdrel

🇫🇷 Nice | October 20 - 2:30pm | Jardin Albert 1er

🇫🇷 Dijon | October 20 - 2pm | Jardin de l’Arquebuse

🇩🇪 Munich | October 20 - 3pm | Olympiahalle

🇩🇪 Cologne | October 20 - 4pm | Cologne Cathedral

🇩🇪 Berlin | October 20 - 4pm | S Treptower Park (Ost)

🇩🇪 Frankfurt | October 20 - 3pm | Metzlerpark

🇩🇪 Düsseldorf | October 20 - 3pm | Rheinpark

🇩🇪 Hamburg | October 20 - 3pm | Amphitheater

🇩🇪 Dresden | October 20 - 2pm | Frauenkirche/Blaues Wunder

🇩🇪 Dortmund | October 20 - 2pm | Treffpunkt am Dortmunder Hauptbahnhof

🇩🇪 Hannover | October 20 - 5pm | Opernplatz

🇩🇪 Several cities around the country https://t.co/pJfzDfC4BL …

🇳🇴 Oslo | October 19 - 3pm | Utenfor Oslo Domkirk

🇫🇮 Helsinki | Olympiastadion (outside south entrance) | NO GATHERING

🇸🇪 Stockholm | October 19 - 6pm | Svartensgatan 8

🇩🇰 Odense | October 18 - 7:30pm | Odense Domkirke

🇳🇱 Utrecht | October 20 - 2pm | Central Station

🇳🇱 Utrecht | October 26 - 2pm | ?

🇧🇪 Brussels | October 19/20 - 2pm | Parc de Bruxelles

🇪🇸 Madrid | October 19 - 7pm | Parque Del Retiro

🇪🇸 Madrid | October 20 - 3pm | Plaza de Santa Ana

🇪🇸 Barcelona | October 20 - 4pm | Plaza Cataluña Al lado Primark

🇪🇸 Bilbao | October 20 - 4:30pm | Ayuntamiento

🇪🇸 Palma - Mallorca | October 19 - 6pm | Parc de la Mar

🇵🇹 Lisbon | October 27 - 6pm | Meo Arena, Oriente

🇵🇹 Oporto | October 20 - 3:30pm | Stadium of Dragão

🇮🇹 Milan | October 20 - 3pm | Piazza Duomo

🇮🇹 Rome | October 20 - 3pm | Villa Borghese

🇮🇹 Naples | October 27 - 5pm | Piazza Del Plebiscito

🇮🇹 Bologna | October 20 - 3pm | Piazza maggiore

🇮🇹 Bari | October 27 & November 3 - 5:30pm | Caserma Rossani

🇮🇹 Pisa | October 26 - 4pm | Giardino Scotto

🇮🇹 Udine | October 26 - 4pm | Piazza Primo Maggio

🇮🇹 Salerno | October 26 - 4pm | Piazza Della Liberta

🇮🇹 Catania | October 20 - 5pm | Villa Bellini

🇬🇷 Athens | November 2 - 12pm | OAKA stadium, "Eirini" metro station

🇬🇷 Thessaloniki | November 2 - 12pm | Pasha's Gardens

🇵🇱 Warsaw | October 20 - 1pm | 12 Kawalerii Street

🇩🇰 Skive | October 18 - 8pm | Skive Anlæg

🇭🇺 Budapest | October 20 - 5pm | Hero's Square

🇦🇹 Vienna | October 20 - 3pm | Ernst-Happel-Stadium

🇦🇹 Vienna | October 27 - 3pm | Ernst-Happel-Stadium

🇨🇭Zurich | October 19 - 2pm | Blatterwiese (next to Chinagarten)

🇨🇭Bern | October 20 - 2pm | Wankdorf Stadium

🇨🇿 Prague | October 20 - 4pm | Wenceslas Square

🇭🇺 Budapest | October 19 - 10am | Városliget

🇺🇦 Kiev | UK Embassy | NO GATHERING

South America, Oceania & Asia

South America:

🇧🇷 São Paulo | October 27 - 2pm | Parque Ibirapuera

🇧🇷 São Paulo Esalq | October 27 - 3pm | Piracicabara

🇧🇷 Rio de Janeiro | October 27 - 1pm | Quinta de Bao Vista

🇧🇷 Belo Horizonte | October 20 - 2pm | Pampulha

🇧🇷 Curitiba | October 27 - 3pm | Jardim Botânico

🇧🇷 Belém | October 19 - 9am | Praça Batista Campos

🇧🇷 Brasília | October 25 - 5:30pm | Biblioteca Nacional

🇵🇪 Piura | October 18 - 8pm | Plazuela Ignacio Merino

🇵🇪 Arequipa | October 20 - 3:30pm | Campo de Marte

🇵🇪 Lima | October 19 - 6pm | Parque al costado del Club Internacional

🇧🇴 La Paz | October 18 - 6pm | Puerta de la embajada britanica, Av. Arce

🇧🇴 La Paz | October 19 - 4pm | Teatro al aire libre

🇧🇴 Santa Cruz | October 19 - 4pm | Parque los Mangales (Av. Beni, 4to anillo)

🇧🇴 Cochabamba | October 20 - 5pm | Parque del Arquitecto

🇧🇴 Sucre | October 19 - 5pm | Plaza 25 de Mayo

🇧🇴 Oruro | October 19 - 5pm | Parque ecológico

🇺🇾 Montevideo | October 20 - 2:30pm | Rambla Kibon

🇨🇱 Santiago | October 19 - 4pm | Av. El Bosque Nte. 125, Las Condes

🇵🇾 Asuncion | October 19 - 5pm | Costanera

🇸🇻 Salvador | October 19 - 3pm | Parque del Bicentenario

🇲🇽 Monterrey | October 20 - 4pm | Macroplaza

🇲🇽 Mexicali | October 20 - 12pm | Vicerrectoria UABC Campus Mexicali

🇲🇽 Juárez | October 19 - 3:30pm | Parque Central Pointe

🇲🇽 Guadalajara | October 19 - 2:30pm | Rotonda de los Jalisciences illustres

🇬🇹 Guatemala City | October 19 - 4pm | Plaza El Obelisco

Oceania:

🇳🇿 Auckland | October 20 - 2pm | Freyberg Square

🇳🇿 Wellington | October 20 - 5pm | Katherine Mansfield Memorial Park

🇦🇺 Sydney | October 20 - 11am | Hyde Park (Memorial fountain)

🇦🇺 Brisbane | October 20 - 3pm | ***Post Office Square Park

***RSVP : saturdays_ltw@outlook.com

🇦🇺 Brisbane | October 20 - 2:30pm | River Quay Green

🇦🇺 Melbourne | October 20 - 11am | Flagstaff Gardens

🇦🇺 Adelaide | October 20 | Elder Park - River Torrens

Asia:

🇮🇳 Mumbai | October 20 - 5pm | Marine Lines, Opposite Pizza by the Bay

🇮🇳 Bandra | October 23 - 6pm | Mont Mary Church

🇮🇳 Delhi | October 19/20 - 12pm | Lodhi Gardens

🇮🇳 Hyderabad | October 20 - 6pm | Sanjeevaiah Park

🇮🇳 Kolkata | October 20 - 1pm | Maidan (Opposite Victoria Memorial

🇵🇭 Manila | October 19 - 10am | Sun Garden - 5th Floor

🇯🇵 Tokyo | October 20 - 2pm | Yoyogi Park - central field

North America & Canada

🇨🇦 Canada:

▪️Toronto | October 20th - 6pm | High Park

▪️Montreal | October 20 - 1pm | 4601 R. Sherbrooke E (Close by the Olympic Stadium)

▪️Vancouver | October 20 - time tbd | Art Gallery (FB group: https://m.facebook.com/groups/1081994593620682/)

🇺🇸 US:

▪️Newark - Delaware | October 19 - 4pm | Glasgow Park

▪️NYC | October 19 - picnic* at 11am and another event at 6pm | Washington Square Park

*Picnic RSVP : https://partiful.com/e/2WoJi0Onf8jWijlyFU8E

▪️Chicago | October 19 - 2pm | Gather at Grandmother’s Garden outside of Lincoln Park Zoo

▪️Los Angeles | October 19 - 4:30pm | La Cienaga** Park in Beverly Hills

**RSVP : https://partiful.com/e/P5qPcaZkgLizNYhzP0mm

▪️Bellingham - WA | October 19 - 5pm | Maritime Heratige

▪️Glendale - AZ | October 18 - 6pm | Glendale Heroes Reginal Park

▪️Louisville - KY | October 19 - 5pm | Cherokee Park

▪️San Francisco | October 18 - 6pm | Civic Center Plaza

▪️Long Beach - CA | October 18 - 6:30pm | Bixby Park

▪️Sacramento - CA | October 18 - 6:30pm | Memorial Auditorium

▪️Boston - MA | October 19 - 2pm | Boston Common

▪️Lewisville - TX | October 21 - 11am | On The Border

▪️Pittsburgh - PA | October 20 - 5pm | Schenley Park (Flagstaff Hill Pavilion)

▪️Fresno - CA | October 18 - 6:30pm | Save Mart Center

▪️La Jolla - CA | October 18 - 7pm | 12600 N Torrey Pines Rd

▪️Houston | October 20 - 5pm (picnic***) | Herman Park

***RSVP pls look at the IG @/1dlover904

▪️Philadelphia | October 20 - 1pm | The Lakes at FDR Park

▪️Atlanta - GA | October 19 - 2pm | Piedmont Park

▪️Minneapolis | October 20 - 5:30pm | The Common Park

▪️Orlando - FL | October 21 - 6:30pm | Lake Eola Park

▪️Seattle - WA | October 19 - 12pm | International fountain (Seattle Center)

▪️Cleveland - OH | October 20 - 6pm | Edgewater Park RVSP: https://partiful.com/e/TlvRTKsIVADl2AND1efp

Hi Sabine if you could please spread this, this account lists all the memorials planned for Liam across the world and regularly updates them, for those who wish and are able to attend https://x.com/HS_News_/status/1847077799942934740

Sending lots of love ❤️❤️❤️

LIAM PAYNE MEMORIAL

Europe:

🇬🇧 London | October 20 - 2pm | Hyde Park

🇬🇧Liverpool | October 19 - 2pm | Docks on keel wharf bridge

🇬🇧 Glasgow | October 20 - 2pm | Sir Walter Scott Statue in George Square

🇬🇧 Manchester | October 20 - 6pm | Cathedral Gardens

🇬🇧 Birmingham | October 20 - 4pm | Chamberlain Square

🇧🇪 Brussels | October 19/20 - 2pm | Parc de Bruxelles

🇫🇷 Paris | October 20 - 2pm | Jardins des Tuileries

🇩🇪 Munich | October 20 - 3pm | Olympiahalle

🇪🇸 Madrid | October 20 - 3pm | Plaza de Santa Ana

🇸🇪 Stockholm | October 19 - 6pm | Svartensgatan 8

🇵🇹 Lisbon | October 27 - 6pm | Meo Arena, Oriente

🇮🇹 Milan | October 20 - 3pm | Piazza Duomo

🇺🇸 US:

Newark - Delaware | October 19 - 4pm | Glasgow Park

NYC | October 19 - picnic* at 11am and another event at 6pm | Washington Square Park

*Picnic RSVP : https://partiful.com/e/2WoJi0Onf8jWijlyFU8E

Boston | October 19 - 2pm | Boston Common

Chicago | October 19 - 2pm | Gather at Grandmother’s Garden outside of Lincoln Park Zoo

Los Angeles | October 19 - 4:30pm | La Cienaga** Park in Beverly Hills

**RSVP : https://partiful.com/e/P5qPcaZkgLizNYhzP0mm

South-America:

🇧🇷 São Paulo | October 27 - 2pm | Parque Ibirapuera

Oceania:

🇳🇿 Auckland | October 20 - 2pm | Freyberg Square

🇦🇺 Sydney | October 20 - 11am | Hyde Park (Memorial fountain)

Asia:

🇮🇳 Mumbai | October 20 - 5pm | Marine Lines, Opposite Pizza by the Bay

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EDIT: added Boston

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Why the Latest Residential Projects in Dubai Are Attracting Investors

Dubai continues to solidify its reputation as a global hotspot for luxury living and real estate investment. With its blend of futuristic infrastructure, tax-friendly policies, and high rental yields, the city has become a magnet for investors worldwide. The latest residential projects in Dubai are playing a significant role in this trend, offering innovative designs, world-class amenities, and sustainable living solutions.

Whether you're eyeing apartments for sale in Dubai, opulent luxury villas for sale in Dubai, or simply exploring the potential of real estate investment in Dubai, these projects promise both high returns and exceptional lifestyle opportunities. Let’s uncover why investors are flocking to Dubai’s newest residential developments.

Why Dubai's Residential Market Stands Out

Dubai’s real estate market has consistently demonstrated resilience and adaptability, driven by several factors:

1. High Rental Yields

Dubai offers some of the highest rental yields globally, with returns ranging between 5% and 8% annually, making it a top choice for real estate investors.

2. Tax-Free Investments

The absence of property taxes and capital gains tax ensures a profitable environment for property owners.

3. Strategic Location

As a global hub connecting East and West, Dubai attracts residents and businesses from around the world.

4. World-Class Infrastructure

From ultra-modern skyscrapers to green communities, Dubai’s developments cater to every lifestyle preference.

What Makes the Latest Residential Projects in Dubai Special?

1. Innovative Designs

The latest residential projects in Dubai feature cutting-edge designs and smart technology. Developers are integrating sustainable materials and energy-efficient solutions, appealing to eco-conscious buyers.

Top Example: Communities like Dubai Hills Estate and Sobha Hartland blend modern architecture with lush green spaces.

2. Luxurious Amenities

Investors are drawn to the exceptional amenities these projects offer, such as infinity pools, private beaches, golf courses, and exclusive clubhouses.

Luxury Villas for Sale in Dubai often include private pools, landscaped gardens, and bespoke interiors.

Apartments for Sale in Dubai boast high-end finishes, panoramic views, and proximity to vibrant urban centers.

3. Prime Locations

New projects are strategically located in sought-after areas, such as Downtown Dubai, Dubai Marina, and Palm Jumeirah, offering easy access to business districts, entertainment hubs, and transportation networks.

Example: Port de La Mer combines waterfront living with proximity to the city’s cultural and retail landmarks.

4. Sustainability Features

Sustainability is a growing focus in Dubai’s property market. Developments now incorporate renewable energy systems, green building certifications, and eco-friendly designs.

Example: The Valley by Emaar is a community that emphasizes green living with parks, open spaces, and solar energy integration.

Benefits of Investing in Dubai’s New Residential Projects

1. High Capital Appreciation

With Dubai’s continuous development and population growth, properties in the city show strong appreciation in value over time.

2. Diversified Investment Opportunities

From affordable apartments to ultra-luxury villas, Dubai offers a wide range of properties to suit different budgets and investment goals.

3. Stable Market Regulations

The UAE government has implemented regulations to ensure transparency and protect investors, making Dubai a secure choice for real estate investment.

Top Upcoming Residential Projects to Watch

DAMAC Lagoons

A Mediterranean-inspired community featuring villas and townhouses surrounded by lagoons and beaches.

Why Invest: Water-based activities, unique design, and strong rental appeal.

Dubai Creek Harbour

A waterfront community offering premium apartments with stunning views of the Dubai skyline.

Why Invest: Its prime location and proximity to Dubai International Airport make it a hotspot for global investors.

Emaar South

A community designed for families and professionals, featuring contemporary villas and townhouses near the Expo 2020 site.

Why Invest: Its location near Al Maktoum International Airport and the Expo legacy site ensures long-term growth.

Why Work with Tesla Properties?

As a leading real estate company in Dubai UAE, Tesla Properties simplifies the process of finding the perfect property. Here’s why they’re the go-to partner for buyers and investors:

Extensive Market Knowledge: Expertise in the top residential projects in Dubai ensures informed decisions.

Wide Portfolio: Access to the latest residential projects in Dubai, from luxury apartments to exclusive villas.

Seamless Support: Assistance with every aspect of the buying process, from property selection to paperwork.

Conclusion

The latest residential projects in Dubai are more than just homes—they’re gateways to a luxurious and rewarding lifestyle. With features like innovative designs, prime locations, and sustainable amenities, these developments are attracting global investors eager to capitalize on Dubai’s booming real estate market. Whether you're looking to invest in apartments for sale in Dubai or explore luxury villas for sale in Dubai, partnering with experts like Tesla Properties ensures a smooth and successful journey.

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Parsvnath Developers’ Premium Projects in Delhi: La Tropicana & Paramount

When it comes to luxury living, a home should offer not only comfort but also a perfect blend of elegance and functionality. Parsvnath Developers excel in crafting spaces that enhance the lifestyle of their residents, adding a touch of sophistication to daily living. In this article, we explore two of their most distinguished projects in Delhi—La Tropicana and Paramount—as highlighted in Parsvnath Developers News.

Discover Parsvnath La Tropicana, Delhi

Situated in the serene Civil Lines area of North Delhi, Parsvnath La Tropicana offers a luxurious, resort-style living experience. Spanning over 16.8 acres, this premium condominium is designed with more than 65% open green spaces, ensuring a refreshing environment. The project includes a selection of 3, 4, and 5-bedroom apartments, along with penthouses and villas, all meticulously crafted to reflect elegance and comfort.

Key features of La Tropicana include:

A multi-layered security system for residents' peace of mind.

A grand clubhouse with a wide range of recreational facilities.

A 2.4-acre private green deck featuring a golf-putting area for leisure and relaxation.

This project is ideal for those who value a luxurious lifestyle surrounded by nature while staying connected to the heart of Delhi.

Discover Parsvnath Paramount, Delhi

Located in Subhash Nagar, near the bustling Rajouri Garden area, Parsvnath Paramount offers a sophisticated living experience. The project is designed with 65% open space, complemented by lush greenery, creating a tranquil oasis within the city. Featuring 3 and 4-bedroom apartments and penthouses, all crafted by renowned architects, this community focuses on elevating everyday living.

Noteworthy features of Parsvnath Paramount include:

Spacious and modern kitchens for a premium cooking experience.

Clean and reliable water supply systems.

Thoughtfully designed layouts to maximize natural light and airflow.

Living at Parsvnath Paramount means enjoying a harmonious blend of luxury, comfort, and convenience in one of Delhi’s most vibrant neighborhoods.

Parsvnath's Commitment to Excellence

With over 80 successful projects to their name, Parsvnath Developers have built a solid reputation in the real estate industry. Recently, Parsvnath News was in the spotlight for handling a legal matter with professionalism and adherence to deadlines, underscoring their commitment to excellence and compliance.

Stay Updated with Parsvnath News

As pioneers in the real estate market, Parsvnath Developers continue to set new standards with their premium projects, each thoughtfully designed to offer unmatched luxury and functionality. For the latest updates on their projects, industry insights, and news, stay tuned to Parsvnath Developers News.

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LA TILIA TOWNHOUSES AT VILLA NOVA, EMIRATES ROAD, DUBAI

Discover a new standard of luxury living with La Tilia -Villa Nova, located along Emirates Road, Dubai. This exceptional residential community by Dubai Properties offers a collection of meticulously designed 3 and 4-bedroom townhouses, blending modern architecture with spacious layouts, making it the ideal choice for those looking to invest in luxury villas and townhouses in Dubai.

Spacious Design and Prime Real Estate Investment

La Tilia presents a selection of spacious design layouts, featuring open-plan living areas, generous bedrooms, and dedicated living and dining rooms. The Ground+1 floor plans ensure an expansive and well-thought-out layout that maximizes space and privacy. Every home is designed with luxurious finishes, high ceilings, and large windows to create a light-filled, welcoming environment.

Attractive Pricing and Payment Plans

3-bedroom townhouse villas start at AED 2.69 million (USD approx. $732,000, EUR approx. €681,000).

4-bedroom townhouse villas are available starting at AED 2.99 million (USD approx. $814,000, EUR approx. €756,000).

With an attractive 60/40 payment plan, you can secure your dream home with a 10% down payment and Expression of Interest (EOI) booking amount, making it easier than ever to buy luxury properties in Dubai.

Completion and Location

The community is set for completion in September 2028, offering you the opportunity to plan ahead and secure a place in one of Dubai’s most sought-after developments. La Tilia is conveniently located along Emirates Road, close to major landmarks such as Arabian Ranches, The Villa Dubai, and Aldar Athlon. The prime location ensures excellent connectivity to the rest of the city and beyond, placing you at the heart of Dubai’s most vibrant residential district.

Lush Green Spaces and Well-Being Focus

La Tilia’s masterplan is designed around comfort, privacy, and green living. The homes are positioned to create open spaces between each townhouse, with beautifully landscaped buffers offering peace and tranquility. Residents will enjoy lush green surroundings, making this a perfect place to unwind and enjoy nature. The community is built with a focus on well-being, featuring sports hubs, parks, retail spaces, and a mosque – all within easy reach.

A Tranquil Escape by the Water

At the heart of La Tilia is the Beach Lagoon, a stunning feature that brings a sense of calm and relaxation to the community. The lagoon’s gently sloping edges and serene water views create a resort-like atmosphere, offering residents a perfect blend of nature and restful living.

Previous Clusters at Villa Nova

La Tilia is part of the highly sought-after Villa Nova community, developed by Dubai Properties, and follows in the footsteps of other successful clusters such as La Violeta 1 & 2, Amaranta 1-3, and La Rosa I-VI. With its dynamic, eco-conscious design and family-friendly atmosphere, La Tilia is set to be one of the most desirable addresses in Dubai.

Why Invest in La Tilia Townhouses?

Prime location with easy access to key areas of Dubai.

Spacious, luxurious layouts with modern finishes.

Attractive pricing with flexible payment plans.

Lush green surroundings and an eco-conscious lifestyle.

Community amenities including sports hubs, retail spaces, and parks.

Perfect for families seeking a peaceful, well-connected home.

Secure your place in this vibrant community today and experience the best of luxury living in Dubai with La Tilia Townhouses at Villa Nova. This is more than just a home; it’s a prime real estate investment in Dubai that promises long-term value and quality living.

Explore the luxury townhouses at La Tilia, part of the prestigious Villa Nova master community development by Dubai Properties, known for offering prime real estate investments in Dubai. This exceptional development features 3 and 4-bedroom townhouses designed for spacious living and enhanced comfort.

Starting Prices and Payment Plan

Starting price for 3-bedroom townhouses: AED 2.69 million (USD approx. $732,000, EUR approx. €681,000).

Starting price for 4-bedroom townhouses: AED 2.99 million (USD approx. $814,000, EUR approx. €756,000).

Investors and buyers will appreciate the flexible 60/40 payment plan, allowing for a 10% down payment as a booking amount to secure their ideal property. This structure makes it easier to invest in Dubai’s real estate market and enjoy an attractive, long-term value proposition.

[thevoidstaredback]

I'm a sucker for angst, so I'mma go the mid-vivisection route

Compartmentalizing had always been an effective way of dealing with emotions, especially when he knew they were going to get in his way. He could deal with the shock and grief over his newly discovered child later. He had to save him first.

The trip from his office in the Upper East Side to Wayne Manor in Bristol had never taken so long before. There was no traffic, and he'd hit every green light, but the trip was agonizing for him. Every second he wasted was a seconded that his son could be hurt or worse.

He didn't want to think about worse. Not again. Not ever again.

Damian was in the Cave when he got there, narrowing down the location of the video the best he could. Danny had sat against a wall below an open window, a tiny crack to the outside world visible at the very top of the screen. It didn't give much, but it was enough. If all else failed, they'd have Barbra or Tim take a look at it.

Bruce was quick to suit up and get both the Batplane and the Batmobile ready to go incase either or both was needed. Once finished, he switched out so that Damian could go suit up and ready his bike.

Through the crack in the window, there was wide area - likely a yard - visible. There was no fence to mark the edge of the property, nor were there any houses, so the house must be on the outskirts of whatever town or city it's located. In the distance, there was a sign. Because it was so far away, even zooming in and enhancing the picture didn't reveal much. He did, however, get RK, ILLINOIS and a three digit population out of it, limiting their starting location significantly.

A list of town and city names ending in 'rk' within the state, led Bruce to thirty-one possible locations: Amity Park, Aroma Park, Beach Park, Bedford Park, Calumet Park, Cissna Park, Deer Park, Elmwood Park, Evergreen Park, Forest Park, Franklin Park, Hanover Park, Highland Park, Hopkins Park, Indian Head Park, La Grange Park, Loves Park, Machesney Park, Maple Park, Mark, Merrionette Park, Oak Park, Orland Park, Palos Park, Richton Park, Round Lake Park, Schiller Park, Stone Park, Tinley Park, Villa Park, Washington Park.

With the three digit population count, he managed to narrow the list down to Amity Park, Aroma Park, Bedford Park, Cissna Park, Hopkins Park, and Mark. Still too many to check in person.

Bruce's next - it should've been the first - step was to run a screenshot of Danny's face from his video through Facial Recognition with the specifics of those six places. By then, Damian had dressed and rejoined him at the Batcomputer. They waited impatiently for results to come in.

Daniel Fenton Feb. 12, 2000 Amity Park, Illinois Mother: Maddison Fenton Father: Jack Fenton Sister: Jasmine Fenton

Bruce and Damian were quick to put on their masks and get into the Batplane, leaving the Batcomputer on and their findings open.

While Bruce flew, Damian was tasked with watching for anything via traffic and other cameras to see if Danny had left the town. Halfway through the journey, it was discovered that he was kidnapped by people wearing white and driving a white van.

How cliché.

Damian followed the van's trail, relaying to Bruce whenever they crossed city limits. Eventually, they crossed the Northern State Border and into Wisconsin. He told his Father as such.

"Why are they leaving the state?" Bruce wondered aloud. "How are they leaving the state?"

"They have government identification." Damian answered, reviewing the footage in a separate window. He froze the frome, zooming in and enhancing the picture as best he could on the tablet. "G.I.W," he read. "I'm not familiar with the name."

Bruce hummed. "The Ghost Investigation Ward."

"The what?"

"They've been a pain the JLD's asses for the past year, but the Justice League hasn't been able to find solid evidence to get them shut down."

"Should I contact the League?"

"No. We'll figure that out after we get your brother."

Damian nodded and focused back on watching where the van went.

After a few moments of silence, Bruce asked, "Why didn't you tell me?"

He let the question sit for a moment. "When an assassin is killed, they are struck from records. It is made as though they never existed. They are to be forgotten about. Danny was no exception."

Bruce hummed again. "Tell me about him?"

It was a soft request, a tone of voice Damian had never heard from his Father before. Who was he to deny him?

"Danny is older than me by a few minutes. He never used unnecessary violence. He preferred the quiet and became one of the main caretakers for the gardens. He never saw eye-to-eye with Grandfather or Mother, but he only committed small acts to defy them. Other than myself, he got along with ضربة الموت the best."

"'Deathstroke'?" That was a concerning surprise.

"Yes." A beat. "As you know, League Assassins don't use names. Mother is known as شيطان; Demon. I was الصدى; Echo. Danny was الروح; Spirit."

"Oh? Why those names?"

"'الصدى' is because I am the second born. 'الروح' is because Danny nearly did not survive his birth."

"What happened?"

"I do not know. Mother never told me. I ever asked."

"I see."

The white van disappeared just outside of Maddison, Wisconsin. THe footage was nearly a week old, but it was all they had to go off of. Forwarding the footage revealed that the van had not made a reappearance since it first arrived. The flight time from Gotham, New Jersey to Maddison, Wisconsin is two hours and eighteen minutes. Bruce got there in an hour.

They landed the Batplane several miles away from the town, using the bikes they had loaded before leaving to circle the city while looking for anything that could give them a lead as to where Dany had been taken.

There were two buildings outside of the city that Batman and Robin flagged. The first was a castle registered under the name Masters, the same man who is mayor of Amity Park. The other building was a weather-worn cottage and shed directly opposite the castle.

They chose to investigate the run-down cottage first.

Inside was nothing special. It was empty and dirty. However, there was no dust and no plants overtaking the wood. Clearly people were coming and going at a consistent rate. The garage was much the same with the addition of the white van they'd been tracking.

"In and out," Batman told Robin who nodded. "Getting Danny out is priority. Knock assailants unconscious."

"What about the JL investigation into these G.I.W people?"

"I will handle it if we have time. For now, we go undetected for as long as we can."

"Yes, Father."

The only closed door inside the cottage opened up to an elevator with no cameras inside. They blocked it off from inside before going to LL1, acting to corner everyone in anticipation of them trying to flee.

Every wall, door, floor, and ceiling was white. Windows into rooms were tinted white, too. There was no one on the floor. Every room they looked into had horrible security measures (read: none at all). All but one were obviously labs, the last one being a mix between a records room and an office.

LL2 was much the same. Everything was white. Instead of labs, though, the rooms all appeared to be unused cells, aside from one room that acted as an office/records room. There was a total of seven people on this level. No one had managed to call an alarm.

LL3 is where the unfortunate party began. There were only three white rooms on this floor, not including the hallway. Two large labs on either side fitted out with cloning equipment, and an office at the end that held records of everything that happened on that floor. There was nineteen people on this floor, eight in each of the labs and the last three in the office. Like the floors above, Batman and Robin knocked out every individual they came across. Unluckily, the man they assume was in charge of the floor managed to set an alarm, dying the silent white hall and rooms red with a blaring siren.

Batman and Robin rushed to the lift, catching it before it crushed the Batarang keeping it open, and taking it down to the final floor.

LL4 met them with prepared resistance. Twenty agents pointed white and green weapons at them, though there wasn't a single gun between any of them. They were repetitive to fight, but easy to take down with a few punches.

Unlike the other three floors, this one's hallway ran on either side of the elevator instead of directly in front of it. There was only one room on this floor. Two large, white-tinted windows looked into it on either side of a white steel door. Inside looked like an ER Center. A single surgical table was bolted to the ground in the center of the room. Against the left wall was a cage, against the right was a desk and two filing cabinets. There was a light directly above the table, a lamp on the desk, and two floor lamps point at the table. There were several carts and trays with a variety of surgical and torture instruments on them. What stood out at first was that the room was covered in toxic green and blood red splotches.

Danny lay on the table, surrounded by five doctors. His entire abdomen had been cut open with a Y shaped incision and his ribs were broken to bend up, allowing access to his organs. The equipment he'd been attached to said that he was still alive, his lungs inflating and his body reacting to the doctors' touches confirmed this. One of them had been rooting around in his body, seemingly unaware of the alarm outside of the room. The hands came out of the body holding the child's liver, putting it on an empty tray.

It was horrifying.

Batman and Robin were harsher with the people on this floor, several ending up with stab wounds before they were allowed the mercy of unconsciousness. The door was unlocked, making it easy for them to enter the room. The people inside were all unprepared to fight and all five of them went down easy.

Now faced with his child, split open on a table, Bruce felt himself freezing up. He knew he had to move, to get his sone somewhere safe so that he could heal, but he couldn't move. He'd seen so much in his time; so much horror, so much death; but he hadn't evr frozen up like this before.

No. That was a lie. He'd frozen up when Jason had been killed. He frozen up when Tim had been taken and poisoned by The Joker. He'd frozen up when Barbra had been hurt so irreparably. He'd frozen up when Stephanie had 'died'. He'd frozen up when Dick had been taken by the Court of Owls. He'd frozen up when Damian had died. He'd frozen up when Cass had taken the position as head of the LoA. But he'd frozen up after that had all happened to his children, after he'd done what he could to help them, after they'd all suffered. He didn't have time to freeze up right now, but he couldn't force himself to move.

It wasn't until Robin had folded Danny's skin closed, snapping his ribs into place and preparing to stitch him up, that Batman moved.

Danny had screamed when either of them touched him, forcing his right eye open. Recognition flashed in his visible eye. "Heal-" he forced, his voice no louder than a whisper and sounding like he'd swallowed gravel. "Liv-"

Batman took a guess as to what he was trying to say. "You'll heal, right?" A nod. "You want me to put your liver back inside of you?" Danny shook his head and Batman felt relief flood him. He was not ready to stuff organs inside of his child. He picked up a curved needle and thread, ready to stitch him up. He went as fast as he could, but it still took too long.

"I've contacted the Justice League about this place, Batman," Robin came back into the room. "They'll have agents here within the hour."

"Good." He tied off the last stitch, setting the needle to the side. "We're taking him back to Gotham."

"Should we not wait for the Justice League? They have far better doctors."

Danny flinched at the mention of medical personal, pain covering his face again as he closed his eyes.

"We'll tread him in the Cave."

Robin nodded. "I'll alert Agent A-"

Danny whimpered at the name.

"I'll alert Nightwing," he corrected.

Batman hadn't looked away from Danny once. Now, though, he spoke directly to him. "I'm going to pick you up and carry you. It's going to hurt, but I have to get you safe. Is that okay."

The response he got was a small, jerky nod. "Y-yes."

"Good," Batman carefully slipped his arms under Danny's legs and back. "I'm sorry I was late." he said as he lifted him.

Danny's mouth opened in a silent scream before he buried his face the best he could into Batman's shoulder. "Not late." He reached up to grasp the fabric of his cape. "Not late."

DPxDC prompt (demon twins au)

A video from your son, the email was titled. Bruce was confused. Which of his kids would send a video to his public work email??

Bruce clicked play.

On the screen was a boy who look a lot like Damian, but most certainly wasn’t him.

“This video is for the eyes of Bruce Wayne only.

Hi Dad. I’m Danny. You likely don’t know I exist, and if you’re receiving this, I’m already dead. Well, more dead than I already was. Maybe it’s cruel of me to send you a message post-mortem, but you deserve the truth, and telling you earlier would’ve put you in danger.

This email is set to automatically send if I haven’t opened my computer for 3 days. I sometimes set it longer if I’m on vacation or expecting trouble, but I’ve mostly likely been away from home for a bit over three days if you’re receiving this.

I don’t know who killed me. Obviously. I’m recording this in advance. But it was probably either the GIW or my adoptive parents, the Fentons. I half-died at 14 and became a local ghost superhero, but they never realized I was trying to help and kept talking about tearing ghost-me apart molecule by molecule, so I bet that’s what happened. There will be nothing left of me to bury. Sorry about that!

The rest of the story is this. I was raised in an assassin cult, eventually escaping at the age of 6 when they sent me on mission and I successfully faked my death.

My biggest regret is that I escaped alone. And that’s the reason I’m reaching out to you.

You’re a civilian. If you know too much about the League of Assassins you’ll be in danger. But I need you to save my twin Damian. He’s likely still there after all these years. He never wanted to escape; he took pride in being the heir to the league. He’s probably going to be stabby; he’s an assassin after all. But it’s not his fault. Ra’s - our grandfather - brainwashed him a lot more than he brainwashed me because Damian was more susceptible to it. It’s not his fault. Please. Save him. I’m begging you. My biggest regret is leaving Damian in the league. You have a chance to save him. Please, please do it.

I wish it would’ve been safe for me to get to know you. You seem like a cool dad, from what I’ve seen of you on the news with your oldest kids. I bet you’re like that with the youngest you hide from the public too. I wish you all the best. Thank you for listening.

Your long lost almost certainly dead by now son, Danny Fenton.”

Bruce took a second to process this, then picked up his phone and dialed his youngest’s number.

“Father.”

“Damian, did you have a twin named Danny?”

“…Who told you?”

Bruce hung up and sent Damian the video. He needed a minute to process this anyway.

Damian called back a few minutes later, after watching the video.

“Father. I do not care what state he is in. We must discover exactly what happened to Danny. Even if there is only a single molecule left. We must discover the truth.”

“I couldn’t agree more, Damian.”

Dealer’s choice on whether Danny is alive. The few ideas I have for this are:

- they find him mid-vivisection and rescue him

- they find what’s left of him post-vivisection and post his core being crushed

- he’s perfectly fine and just forgot to open his computer (maybe clockwork made sure he forgot?) and now he’s panicking about the fact that his family knows about him and could be in danger. He wanted them to know he existed, not make themselves a walking target for the league by finding him and trying to bring him home!

- Jazz found the automatic email and, deciding to meddle in her brother’s life and him back to his family and maybe get a good parent for herself as a bonus, sent it early

- Technus decided to start shit and sent it while haunting Danny’s computer

- Clockwork screwed with time to make sure it got sent

Lmk what yall do with this!

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Finding the Best Stay in Pondicherry: A Guide to Unforgettable Accommodations

Pondicherry has an amazing mix of beautiful French colonial pastimes. lively beach and spiritual attractions It is a place where finding the best accommodation in Pondicherry can in fact enhance your experience. From cozy guest houses in White Town to luxury resorts on the beach, Pondicherry offers a wide range of accommodations to suit different travel styles and budgets. Here is a guide to finding the best places to stay in Pondicherry to make your trip memorable.

So why look for the best places to stay in Pondicherry?

Choosing the right accommodation in Pondicherry allows you to fully immerse yourself in the unique atmosphere of the city. Being in the right place means being close to popular attractions. Enjoy the best and immerse yourself in the community Whether you are visiting for relaxation, adventure or spirituality. The ideal Pondicherry accommodation will cater to your specific needs and complement your overall experience.

A variety of environments for every traveler

Budget-Friendly Option: For travelers on a budget. Finding a comfortable and affordable hotel is important. The best budget accommodations in Pondicherry are guesthouses and hostels located near major attractions such as White Town and Promenade. These residences offer basic amenities, clean rooms and are close to desirable attractions at an affordable price. Guesthouses such as the Park Guest House and local budget hotels offer a homely atmosphere and are ideal for families. Backpackers and those who want to save money on accommodation.

Mid-Range Boutique Hotels: For travelers looking for a balance between comfort and affordability. Boutique hotels offer the best Pondicherry accommodations with unmatched quality and style. These features often reflect the city's colonial heritage. and located in a green city Making it easy to explore the French quarter, hotels like Villa Shanti and Palais de Mahe combine elegance and relaxation. It offers true luxury at an affordable price.

Luxury Resorts for a Special Experience: If you are looking for a luxurious getaway. There are many luxury resorts and top hotels offering the best stay in Pondicherry for a luxurious experience. Places like The Promenade, Le Pondy Beach Resort and La Villa offer great amenities such as With ocean views, gourmet restaurants and spas, these accommodations meet the needs of any traveler. It combines comfort and elegance with quality service.

Tips for Choosing the Best Accommodation in Pondicherry

This will ensure that you get the best accommodation in Pondicherry. Should be reserved in advance. Especially during rush hours Check the location, location, and proximity of the places you want to visit. Collecting guest reviews also gives you insights into the performance and quality of each service provider.

Finding the best accommodation in Pondicherry can enhance your trip. It allows you to enjoy the city's quiet beaches. historical places and a fully vibrant culture There is something for every traveler. From affordable guesthouses to luxury resorts. This is to ensure that your time in Pondicherry is pleasant, memorable and perfectly tailored to your approach.

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The Ultimate Marbella Bachelor Party Guide: Unforgettable Fun in the Sun

Celebrate your Marbella bachelor party in style! Experience luxury yachts, VIP beach clubs, thrilling nightlife, and gourmet dining. Tailored packages ensure an unforgettable adventure for you and your friends in this glamorous Mediterranean destination.

Planning the perfect bachelor party? Look no further than Marbella, Spain! Known for its glamorous beaches, upscale nightlife, and vibrant atmosphere, Marbella is the ideal destination for an unforgettable bachelor party. Here’s your ultimate guide to organizing an epic celebration in this coastal paradise.

Why Choose Marbella?

Marbella combines sun, sea, and luxury into one seamless package. Whether you're looking to relax on golden beaches or party till dawn, this city offers it all. Famous for its lavish lifestyle, Marbella Bachelor party has become a favorite among bachelor party groups thanks to its year-round sunny weather and vibrant party scene.

Daytime Activities

Beach Clubs: Marbella is home to some of the most exclusive beach clubs in Europe. Places like Ocean Club and Nikki Beach are perfect for lounging in style, sipping cocktails, and enjoying the sea views. Reserve VIP beds to make your group feel like rock stars.

Yacht Charter: What’s a trip to Marbella without chartering a private yacht? Spend the day cruising along the Costa del Sol, swimming in crystal-clear waters, and partying aboard your boat. Many companies offer packages with drinks, snacks, and water sports equipment.

Golf: Marbella is a golfer’s paradise, boasting world-class golf courses like Los Naranjos and Aloha Golf Club. If the groom is a golf enthusiast, a day on the greens is a great way to unwind before the evening festivities.

Adventure Sports: If you’re looking for an adrenaline rush, Marbella offers activities like jet skiing, quad biking, and parasailing. These thrilling experiences can set the tone for an action-packed bachelor party.

Nightlife in Marbella

The heart of any bachelor party is the nightlife, and Marbella does not disappoint. Known for its legendary clubs and vibrant bars, you'll find plenty of spots to keep the celebration going.

Puerto Banús: This upscale marina is the center of Marbella’s nightlife. Lined with luxury yachts and designer boutiques, Puerto Banús is also home to the hottest night club marbella. Make sure to visit Pangea and Tibu, where the music, drinks, and vibes are always top-notch.

Cocktail Bars: If your group prefers a more laid-back vibe before hitting the clubs, head to one of Marbella’s chic cocktail bars. La Sala and Astral Cocktail Bar are popular choices for pre-drinks with stunning views of the sunset.

VIP Clubbing: For the ultimate bachelor party experience, book a VIP table at one of Marbella’s exclusive nightclubs. Privilege Marbella and Olivia Valere are iconic spots where you can party alongside international celebrities and DJs.

Where to Stay

When it comes to accommodation Marbella offers everything from luxury villas to beachfront hotels. If your group wants privacy, renting a villa with a private pool and personal chef is an excellent option. For those who prefer to be in the heart of the action, hotels in Puerto Banús are just steps away from the hottest clubs and bars.

Practical Tips for Planning

Best Time to Visit: The summer months, from May to September, are the best for enjoying the beach clubs and outdoor parties.

Dress Code: Marbella’s nightlife scene is stylish, so make sure to dress to impress, especially if you're planning on hitting the exclusive venues.

Group Packages: Many clubs and activity providers offer bachelor party packages, which often include drinks, transportation, and VIP treatment.

Conclusion

A Marbella bachelor party promises sun-soaked days, luxurious experiences, and nights you'll never forget. Whether you're lounging at a beach club, cruising the coastline on a yacht, or dancing the night away at a glamorous club, Marbella has all the elements for a legendary bachelor celebration.

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Eldeco La Vida Bella Residential Apartments Greater Noida West

Eldeco La Vida Bella is a premium residential mission providing luxurious 3 and four BHK residences designed to cater to the desires of cutting-edge families searching for comfort, style, and comfort. The project is a part of Eldeco’s dedication to offering top notch housing solutions that combine aesthetic attraction with purposeful layout. Strategically positioned and equipped with global-magnificence facilities, Eldeco La Vida Bella objectives to deliver an unrivaled dwelling enjoy this is each sophisticated and serene.

Project Overview

Eldeco La Vida Bella is crafted to provide a city life-style that balances present day dwelling with nature and tranquility. The task’s architecture emphasizes open areas, herbal light, and efficient use of area, ensuring that each rental feels spacious and inviting. With nicely-planned layouts, top-pleasant production, and exquisite landscapes, this undertaking provides a high preferred of dwelling for families who choice a mix of luxurious and convenience. ATS Pious Orchards Price List / ATS Pristine Golf Villas Price List / ATS Greens Projects Noida / ATS Nobility Price List

Location Advantages

One of the key highlights of Eldeco La Vida Bella is its strategic place. Situated in a properly-connected area, the challenge ensures that citizens have easy get admission to to all vital centers and most important elements of the metropolis. Some of the place blessings consist of:

Proximity to Major Roads and Highways: The undertaking is effortlessly accessible via predominant roads and highways, ensuring easy connectivity to Noida, Greater Noida, and different components of Delhi-NCR.

Educational Institutions: Families with youngsters benefit from being close to reputed schools, faculties, and academic institutes, making it convenient for daily commutes.

Shopping and Entertainment: Shopping facilities, supermarkets, entertainment zones, and eating places are located close by, supplying all the requirements for a snug lifestyle.

Healthcare Facilities: Proximity to main hospitals and clinics guarantees that satisfactory healthcare is just a quick drive away.

Three BHK Apartments – Spacious and Contemporary

The 3 BHK apartments at Eldeco La Vida Bella are designed for families seeking a cushty and useful dwelling area without compromising on fashion. With ground plans starting from 1500 to 1800 rectangular toes, these flats offer spacious interiors and a present day layout that maximizes consolation and utility. Key features of the three BHK devices include:

Bedrooms: Three properly-designed bedrooms with sufficient air flow and herbal mild. The master suite comes with an connected rest room and walk-in cloth wardrobe, imparting a private retreat for residents.

Living/Dining Area: A big dwelling and dining place serves as the heart of the house, perfect for circle of relatives gatherings, hosting guests, and rest. The open format permits for seamless go with the flow between spaces.

Kitchen: A modular kitchen equipped with splendid fittings, enough counter area, and cabinets ensures that cooking is handy and enjoyable. Some gadgets might also encompass an connected application vicinity for delivered functionality.

Balconies: The apartments come with one or more balconies, imparting lovely views of the encircling greenery and landscaped gardens. These balconies can be used for rest, gardening, or as a sit down-out region for clean air.

Bathrooms: Well-appointed lavatories with present day fixtures and fittings that integrate fashion and practicality.

4 BHK Apartments – Luxury Living Redefined

The 4 BHK apartments at Eldeco La Vida Bella are designed to provide a high-priced and expansive residing enjoy. With ground plans ranging from 2200 to 2500 square toes, these residences offer beneficent area for large households or those who choose a greater upscale lifestyle. The highlights of the four BHK gadgets encompass:

Bedrooms: Four spacious bedrooms with properly-concept-out layouts. The master suite is ready with an en-suite rest room, walk-in cloth wardrobe, and sometimes even a private balcony. Secondary bedrooms are equally cushty, making sure privacy and space for each member of the family.

Extra Room/Study: Some four BHK devices consist of an additional room that may be used as a have a look at, home workplace, or multipurpose room, imparting flexibility to match the resident's life-style.

Living and Dining Space: The living and dining area is designed to be the focal point of the condo, presenting a huge and open space for family activities, dining, and entertainment. The room format complements interplay and connectivity in the condominium.

Kitchen and Utility Area: A current and spacious kitchen with notable furniture, counters, and shelves for storage. The adjacent software location gives additional area for household chores like washing and drying.

Balconies: Multiple balconies are included in the four BHK floor plan, presenting panoramic views and supplying a feel of openness. These out of doors areas enlarge the residing vicinity and may be used for loads of functions, from sipping morning tea to creating a small lawn.

Bathrooms: Four nicely-designed bathrooms with stylish fittings and furniture that increase the apartment's aesthetic attraction and make sure a comfortable dwelling experience.

Amenities and Lifestyle

Eldeco La Vida Bella specializes in presenting citizens with a holistic living enjoy, combining the consolation of spacious flats with a big selection of way of life services. These services cater to the various wishes and pastimes of families, ensuring that every resident can enjoy a balanced lifestyle. Some of the important thing services consist of:

Clubhouse: A nicely-ready clubhouse serves as a social hub for the network, providing facilities consisting of a fitness center, indoor sports activities region, spa, and front room areas for residents to relax and socialize.

Swimming Pool: A huge swimming pool with a separate youngsters' pool vicinity provides a clean space for rest, health, and own family amusing.

Sports Facilities: The assignment includes more than one sports activities services, inclusive of badminton courts, basketball courts, and tennis courts, encouraging an active life-style and imparting possibilities for leisure sports activities.

Children’s Play Area: A dedicated play zone for kids is supplied, prepared with modern play device to make certain a secure and amusing surroundings for youngsters to discover and play.

Landscaped Gardens and Green Spaces: The undertaking includes superbly landscaped gardens and inexperienced regions that provide a non violent retreat for citizens. These spaces are designed to provide rest zones for on foot, walking, or absolutely taking part in nature.

Security and Safety: Eldeco La Vida Bella takes the protection of its citizens significantly, with 24x7 safety employees, CCTV surveillance, and gated entry factors to ensure a steady residing environment.

Architectural Excellence and Design

Eldeco La Vida Bella is designed with attention to element, ensuring that every rental is functional, aesthetically fascinating, and environmentally conscious. The architecture emphasizes open areas, natural lights, and air flow, growing an inviting and wholesome living surroundings for citizens. The use of outstanding substances and fixtures guarantees durability and a high priced end all through the mission.

The layout of the residences makes a speciality of developing a balance between indoor and out of doors areas, with massive home windows, balconies, and open-plan layouts that make every unit sense spacious and connected to the surroundings. The undertaking also carries green building practices, aiming for sustainable residing and lowering environmental impact.

Investment Benefits

Investing in Eldeco La Vida Bella gives severa benefits, both for homebuyers in search of a new residence and for traders seeking out excessive-cost homes. Here are some of the key investment blessings:

Prime Location: The strategic region of the venture ensures excessive call for residential properties within the vicinity, making it a rewarding preference for both quit-users and buyers.

Reputable Developer: Eldeco Group is thought for its quality construction, timely transport, and patron-centric method, offering guarantee to customers approximately the reliability and excellence of the task.

Luxurious Living Spaces: The three and 4 BHK flats are designed to provide a costly life-style with contemporary amenities, making them distinctly applicable for those seeking consolation, space, and fashion.

Appreciation Potential: The assets cost in the vicinity is anticipated to understand through the years because of infrastructure trends, growing call for first-rate housing, and the reputation of the developer, making it a legitimate investment.

Floor Plan Flexibility and Customization

The floor plans at Eldeco La Vida Bella provide a outstanding deal of flexibleness, permitting residents to pick layouts that fit their own family length, lifestyle, and possibilities. Whether you want a comfortable 3 BHK condo for a small circle of relatives or a spacious 4 BHK unit for a larger family, the task offers more than a few alternatives. The interiors of each apartment may be custom designed to reflect the private fashion of the residents, ensuring that each domestic is particular and tailor-made to the owner's wishes.

Conclusion

Eldeco La Vida Bella is extra than only a residential task; it's miles a network that offers a expensive and pleasurable life-style. The three and 4 BHK flats are designed to offer spacious, fashionable, and functional dwelling spaces that cater to the needs of contemporary families. With a strategic region, global-elegance services, and a focus on architectural excellence, Eldeco La Vida Bella stands out as a really perfect desire for the ones looking for a high general of dwelling. Whether you are looking for a new home or a valid funding opportunity, this project supplies on all fronts, ensuring comfort, convenience, and lengthy-time period fee.

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What are Dubai's real estate market trends and forecasts?

The Dubai real estate market has been dynamic in recent years, driven by global and regional factors, including economic growth, infrastructure development, and government initiatives. Here's an overview of the current trends and future forecasts for Dubai’s real estate market in 2024 and beyond:

Key Trends in Dubai’s Real Estate Market

1. Strong Post-Pandemic Recovery

Dubai’s real estate market has experienced a strong recovery following the global pandemic, particularly in 2022 and 2023.

Demand for luxury properties and high-end real estate has surged, fueled by wealthy expatriates, international investors, and high-net-worth individuals. Areas like Palm Jumeirah, Downtown Dubai, and Dubai Hills Estate have seen significant growth.

The Expo 2020 Dubai and government stimulus measures played a major role in boosting investor confidence and driving growth in both residential and commercial segments.

2. Surge in Off-Plan Sales

Off-plan properties (projects sold before construction completion) have seen renewed interest, particularly in luxury and waterfront developments. Developers are offering attractive payment plans to buyers, making it easier for investors to enter the market with lower upfront costs.

Iconic projects like Dubai Creek Harbour, Port De La Mer, and Marsa Al Arab continue to attract investors looking for future returns.

3. High Demand for Villas and Townhouses

The demand for larger living spaces such as villas and townhouses has increased due to changing lifestyle preferences. Many expatriates and investors are seeking spacious homes with private gardens, pools, and access to open spaces.

Communities like Arabian Ranches, Dubai Hills Estate, and The Springs have witnessed strong price growth and rental demand.

4. Growing Rental Market

Rental yields remain attractive in Dubai, with areas like Jumeirah Village Circle (JVC), Dubai Marina, and Business Bay offering yields between 5% to 8%. Affordable neighborhoods such as International City and Dubai Sports City are also experiencing high rental demand.

As more expatriates move to Dubai, especially with the city’s favorable visa policies, demand for rental properties has remained robust.

5. Demand for Branded Residences and Luxury Living

Dubai has become a global hub for branded residences (properties associated with luxury brands like Four Seasons, Ritz-Carlton, etc.). These developments provide high-end amenities, concierge services, and prestige, making them popular among international investors.

Ultra-luxury developments such as Bulgari Residences, Six Senses Residences, and The Royal Atlantis cater to the growing demand for opulent living experiences.

6. Flexible Payment Plans and Developer Incentives

Many developers are offering flexible payment plans, such as post-handover payment schemes, where buyers can pay a portion of the property’s cost over several years after completion. This has helped attract both local and international buyers.

Developers are also offering incentives like waived service charges, free property management, and furniture packages to make properties more appealing to investors.

7. Sustainability and Green Living

Sustainable developments are gaining traction as Dubai emphasizes environmental responsibility and green building standards.

Projects like The Sustainable City and Dubai South focus on energy efficiency, waste reduction, and eco-friendly designs, catering to a growing segment of buyers seeking environmentally-conscious living options.

8. Digital and Smart Real Estate

The adoption of smart technologies in real estate, including home automation, AI-powered property management systems, and blockchain for property transactions, is transforming how buyers and investors interact with the market.

PropTech (property technology) is expected to play a major role in streamlining transactions, enhancing property management, and improving transparency in Dubai's real estate sector.

Real Estate Market Forecasts for Dubai

1. Continued Price Growth

Residential property prices are expected to continue their upward trend in 2024, particularly in the luxury and prime segments. However, the rate of growth may moderate compared to 2022-2023 due to a potential balancing of supply and demand.

Affordable housing and mid-tier properties are also anticipated to experience price stability, with steady growth in demand from expatriates and first-time buyers.

2. Increase in Foreign Investment

Dubai’s favorable visa programs, such as the Golden Visa and Retirement Visa, as well as relaxed regulations for foreign investors, are likely to drive more international buyers into the market.

Investors from countries like India, China, Russia, and Europe are expected to remain active, particularly in the luxury and off-plan markets.

3. Supply and Demand Balance

While Dubai's real estate market has historically faced issues of oversupply, especially in the apartment segment, supply levels are starting to align better with demand due to government interventions and a more controlled release of new projects.

By 2024, the market is expected to maintain a healthy balance, particularly in popular residential areas, which will contribute to price stabilization.

4. Higher Demand for Short-Term Rentals

The rise of short-term rental platforms like Airbnb has created opportunities for property owners to generate higher rental yields, especially in tourist-heavy areas such as Palm Jumeirah, Downtown Dubai, and JBR.

With Dubai’s growing tourism sector, short-term rentals will likely continue to be a profitable option for property investors.

5. Commercial Real Estate Rebound

Commercial properties in Dubai, including office spaces and retail outlets, are expected to see recovery and moderate growth. The e-commerce boom has also fueled demand for warehousing and logistics real estate, as companies expand their presence in the UAE.

Prime office spaces in areas like DIFC (Dubai International Financial Centre) and Business Bay will continue to attract corporate tenants, especially as Dubai strengthens its position as a global business hub.

6. Integration of Technology in Real Estate Transactions

By 2025, blockchain-based transactions are expected to become more common, allowing for faster, more secure, and transparent real estate deals.

Smart property management solutions and AI-driven platforms for evaluating property investments are also forecast to revolutionize the real estate market, improving investor confidence and operational efficiency.

7. Emerging Areas and New Developments

Dubai South, Expo 2020 District, and Dubai Creek Harbour are expected to become new investment hotspots as more infrastructure develops in these areas.

The expansion of public transportation networks, including new metro lines, will also drive growth in suburban areas and satellite cities like Al Furjan and Jumeirah Village Circle (JVC).

Challenges and Risks

Interest Rate Hikes: Rising global interest rates could impact mortgage affordability and buyer demand, especially in mid-tier property segments.

Oversupply Risk: Although supply is being better managed, certain segments like high-end apartments could still face oversupply issues, leading to price corrections in some areas.

Global Economic Factors: Global inflation, geopolitical tensions, and fluctuations in energy prices could affect investor sentiment and the purchasing power of expatriates and international investors.

Regulatory Changes: Any major shifts in real estate regulations or tax policies (although unlikely in the near term) could alter the attractiveness of the Dubai real estate market for foreign investors.

Conclusion

Dubai’s real estate market is expected to maintain a positive trajectory in 2024 and beyond, driven by robust demand for luxury properties, expatriate-friendly policies, and an improving economic outlook. Investors can look forward to steady capital appreciation, attractive rental yields, and new growth opportunities in emerging areas. However, careful consideration of market risks and economic factors will be essential to maximize returns.

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Best Gated Community Villa Projects in Visakhapatnam

Visakhapatnam, often referred to as Vizag, is a rapidly growing city on India's eastern coast. Known for its scenic beauty, clean beaches, and thriving industries, Vizag is fast becoming a preferred destination for real estate investment. Among its most popular real estate trends are gated community villas, which offer residents a blend of luxury, privacy, and a secure living environment. This article explores some of the best gated community villa projects in Visakhapatnam, including the much-acclaimed La Citadel.

Why Choose a Gated Community Villa in Vizag?

Gated communities are becoming increasingly popular in Vizag for several reasons. Firstly, they offer enhanced security, with round-the-clock surveillance and restricted access, ensuring that residents can live safely and securely. Secondly, these communities provide a lifestyle that balances modern luxury with natural surroundings, making them ideal for families, retirees, and professionals.

Villas in gated communities come equipped with world-class amenities such as swimming pools, clubhouses, gyms, landscaped gardens, and children’s play areas. Moreover, these villas often boast eco-friendly features, including rainwater harvesting, solar energy, and green spaces, adding to the appeal of sustainable living. Additionally, the exclusivity and high-quality lifestyle offered by gated community villas contribute to their rising demand among homebuyers in Visakhapatnam.

Now, let’s take a closer look at some of the best gated community villa projects in Visakhapatnam.

1. La Citadel: A Premium Living Experience

Located in the heart of Visakhapatnam, La Citadel is a standout name among the best-gated community villa projects in the city. It is synonymous with luxury, elegance, and modern living. Thanks to its excellent design, high-end amenities, and prime location, it has established itself as one of Vizag's most prestigious residential projects.

Location and Connectivity

La Citadel is strategically located near the city’s key areas, including schools, hospitals, shopping malls, and entertainment zones, ensuring that everything residents need is within close reach. The project is situated in a peaceful, green environment, offering respite from the city’s hustle and bustle while still being well-connected to major roads and transportation hubs.

Design and Architecture

One of the defining features of La Citadel is its exquisite design and architecture. The villas are designed to be both aesthetically pleasing and highly functional. Each villa is spacious, featuring large windows for natural light and ventilation, and is built with premium materials for a luxurious finish. The contemporary design emphasizes comfort and style, with open floor plans, high ceilings, and modern kitchens and bathrooms.

Amenities and Lifestyle

La Citadel offers a range of top-notch amenities designed to enhance the living experience. Residents have access to a private clubhouse, a swimming pool, a well-equipped gym, and landscaped gardens. For families, there is a dedicated children's play area, and for social gatherings, there are community halls and spaces for events. The development also offers 24/7 security, ensuring peace of mind for all residents. The amenities are curated to cater to all age groups, creating a holistic living environment that nurtures health, wellness, and community bonding.

Sustainability and Green Living

La Citadel is also focused on sustainable living. The community has implemented eco-friendly practices, including rainwater harvesting systems, solar panels for energy efficiency, and extensive green spaces to promote environmental conservation. These features not only reduce the carbon footprint but also ensure that residents live in harmony with nature.

Why La Citadel?

La Citadel stands out as one of Vizag’s top gated community villa projects due to its combination of luxury, location, and lifestyle. The community offers a peaceful, secure, and serene environment, perfect for those who want a balanced, high-quality life. Whether you are looking for a family home or an investment, La Citadel is a promising choice.

2. The Retreat by Aditya Construction

Another top-notch gated community villa project in Visakhapatnam is The Retreat by Aditya Construction. Known for its commitment to luxury living, Aditya Construction has designed The Retreat to offer residents a perfect blend of contemporary design and traditional elegance.

Location

The Retreat is located in Madhurawada, a prominent and rapidly developing area in Vizag. This location ensures that residents are close to key infrastructure like educational institutions, IT parks, shopping complexes, and healthcare facilities.

Amenities

The Retreat boasts premium amenities, including a grand clubhouse, a fully-equipped gym, indoor and outdoor sports facilities, and landscaped gardens. The villas are designed to offer maximum comfort and space, with large living areas and luxurious interiors.

Security

Security is a top priority at The Retreat, with a gated entrance, CCTV surveillance, and security personnel available 24/7. Residents can enjoy peace of mind knowing that their families and homes are well-protected.

3. Vaibhav Jewels County

Another premier villa project in Vizag is Vaibhav Jewels County, which is renowned for its luxurious villas and well-planned community infrastructure. Located in Rushikonda, a picturesque coastal suburb, this project offers breathtaking views of the Bay of Bengal along with world-class amenities.

Design and Architecture

Vaibhav Jewels County is known for its elegant architectural design, with villas that incorporate modern styling and state-of-the-art facilities. The spacious interiors and thoughtful layout create a sense of opulence and grandeur.

Amenities and Lifestyle

Residents at Vaibhav Jewels County enjoy access to a wide range of amenities, including a swimming pool, gym, indoor sports area, and walking trails. Additionally, the community’s prime location offers easy access to Rushikonda Beach, making it a perfect choice for nature lovers and those seeking a serene coastal lifestyle.

Conclusion

Visakhapatnam���s real estate market is evolving, with gated community villa projects taking center stage as a preferred housing option for discerning buyers. These communities offer luxury, privacy, and security and present a sustainable and high-quality lifestyle.

La Citadel stands out for its perfect combination of luxury, strategic location, and top-tier amenities. However, other projects like The Retreat by Aditya Construction and Vaibhav Jewels County also offer excellent options for homebuyers seeking a gated community villa in Visakhapatnam.

Ultimately, the choice depends on individual preferences, whether it’s the tranquil coastal beauty of Rushikonda or the urban convenience of Madhurawada. Regardless of the project, investing in a gated community villa in Vizag is a smart choice, offering both a luxurious lifestyle and a promising return on investment.