#LISTEN I like Splatoon and I'm fine with losing games EXCEPT WHEN THE TEAM FUCKING SUCKS AND JUST | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

dan-crimes · 1 year ago

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Okay I am LEGIT convinced that Splatoon 3 is just out to make you miserable and finds pleasure in ur failure I LITERALLY HAD PERFECT RAINMAKER GAMES I WON 4 TIMES IN A ROW EASY but then I magically get put on teams that just LOSE and lose 3 times afterwards but I still got to the Rank Up Battle AND THEN LOST 3 TIMES IN A ROW BECAUSE IT LITERALLY PUT ME ON THE SAME TEAM I LOST WITH THREE TIMES EVEN THO I LEFT BECAUSE THE TEAM WAS NOT GOOD !!!!!

#LISTEN I like Splatoon and I'm fine with losing games EXCEPT WHEN THE TEAM FUCKING SUCKS AND JUST #DOESN'T EXIST !! LIKE WHENEVER I'M PUSHING FOWARD MY TEAM DOESN'T EXIST so I try and back off wait for them to come back #AND THEN TWO OF THEM DIE INSTANTLY and then instead of INKING OUR BASE SO THAT WE CAN PUSH BACK UP AFTER I KILL THEM ALL #THEY JUST GO OFF INTO FUCKIN NARNIA TO CHARGE THEIR SPECIAL WHEN THERE IS LITERALLY ENEMY INK IN OUR BASE #THAT THEY COULD USE TO CHARGE THEIR SPECIAL and then by the time they charge their special the whole enemy team is back #I try to push foward to kill them so we don't lose lead AND MY TEAM FALLS BACK INTO SPAWN LIKE THEY ARE AS FAR BACK AS CAN BE #THE ENEMY HASN'T EVEN GOTTEN THAT CLOSE YET BUT THEY REFUSE TO CLOSE THE SPACE !!!!!!#and ALWAYS whenever I have the Rainmaker my team never goes in front of me they just stand behind me cuz they're SCARED #and they RUN AWAY instead of PROTECT ME !!!!#oh man I could go on and on honestly like SoloQ is hell it's just actual hell bro #it didn't use to be THIS BAD but it is BAD now #like I was playing Rainmaker and I can carry really well in that mode but HOLY SHIT TOWER CONTROL LIKE DON'T EVEN BOTHER BRO #EVERYONE JUST RUNS AWAY FROM THE TOWER I DO NOT GET IT !!! the enemy is literally advancing to the next checkpoint and my team goes #TO THE COMPLETE OTHER SIDE SO THAT THEY CAN'T REACH THE TOWER and then DIE INSTANTLY #I don't know man I do NOT know #I played some Clam Blitz cuz Tower Control was THAT BAD BRO which tbf I actually like Clam Blitz it's just #hard to communicate with ur team in SoloQ so it's hard to tell when I try and make a push foward if my team will follow or not #which everyone was actually pretty good about it! I lost 3 outta the 4 games I played but I actually had FUN #well except for the first one cuz there was an annoying dude and I was playing a weapon I'm not very good at if I don't warm up first #the other 2 games I lost I know at least one we made an amazing push at the beginning but then we got Clam Blitz @ the end #if you know you know #and the game I won MAN that was an amazing game honestly such a cooperative team they were always there right behind me #and when I used my walls and special they all pushed forward and I was stalling the basket MAN it was fun #but like LITERALLY I'm fine with losing games as long as it was fun and everyone was y'know actually playing as a team #and also if the other team is just actually really good like I cannot fault my team for that we just got unlucky lmao #but MAN I just think the ranking system in Splatoon 3 is supperrr broken I have seen people in S+ and X rank who LITERALLY #not even joking they literally looked like they had just picked up the game that same day they were LEGIT playing like a noob #NO idea how they can manage their way up the ranks like that like how did that happen #anyway I just had to blow off some steam cuz I really really like playing Splatoon but it is just really really REALLY shit right now ngl #I want to keep playing cuz I know it can be super fun but it is really pissing me off a lot lately especially with the disconnection issues

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