#LIKE SERIOUSLY THEY ALMOST BIT OFF THE TOP BRANCH LIKE WHAT THE FUCK NOW WE'VE GOT CHICKEN WIRE AROUND IT AND IT'S UGLY
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you know what. fuck this shit (turns into a salmon and π π π π π)
Careful, you'll get eaten by the bears
#there are many bears around here#they wander up into your yards and try to eat your garbage if you don't have animal-proof lids [which we have]#also the berries if you've got any berry bushes and they're ripe [most people do]#the deer are worse tho. those fuckers#eating the growth off your trees that you just bought aND ALMOST KILLING THEM#LIKE YOU FLUFFY FUCK DON'T TOUCH MY NEW APPLE TREE YOU HOOVED BITCH#deer are lovely creatures. except when they try and eat all your fucking plants#THERE ARE SPROUTS *IN THE WOODS* DON'T EAT MY PLANTS#NOW WE'VE GOTTA PUT LIKE CURRY PLANT EVERYWHERE. UGH#LIKE SERIOUSLY THEY ALMOST BIT OFF THE TOP BRANCH LIKE WHAT THE FUCK NOW WE'VE GOT CHICKEN WIRE AROUND IT AND IT'S UGLY#I LOVE WHERE I LIVE BUT ALSO *THESE FUCKING DEER*
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