#LIKE GIRLIE YOU'RE IN THE 24/7 PURGE SYSTEM HOW ARE U NOT CHOOSING VIOLENCE ALL THE TIME! [JOKEEEE]
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hmmmmm character bingo for Authority and Titus <3
- @mansplainmanipulatemalewife
VIRBATING OK OK O KO K OK OK. OK. UNDER THE CUT NGKFMGDMGKG
OS FIRST OFF:
^ ME WHEN AUTH. ME WH. ME WHEN
ok anyways
I TRIED TO STICK TO WHAT I THINK ABT SOURCE AUTHORITY AND NOT LET SYSTEM BIAS GET TO ME BUT I REALIZED. MY THOUGHTS ON AUTHORITY AND MY THOUGHTS ON PANSY ARE FAIRLY SIMILAR! SOOO. WIDJXMDNFNXMXJFJDFJ anywaYS!!!
* - everyone else EXCEPT YOU! is wrong abt Auth <3. JFNDJDF
** - THIS IS TRUE BUT ALSO i was like "I could edit this to say 'will somebody please fuck them jesus christ' that'd be so funny and true" but i was also like. Nvm that takes too muchEffort i do not have the spoons 4 that. but there's that thought anywaysJFMCMDFKKFD
BUT YEAH SO! I do not respect source Authority at all. If we met source Authority irl I would beat the shit outta that bastard. Or. Try to anyways <3. JFKDMSMF he is however Hilarious sometimes he has his moments. But also. I tHINK! SOMEBODY! SHOULD FUCKIGN KNOCK HIM DOWN A FEW PEGS! AND ALso. and . also. and also peANYWAYS ONTO TITUS!
Before I start: our synesthesia does not fucking like Titus's name I'm sorry for the weird pink. His name's shrimp coloured and weird and glitchy and shimmery I cannot replicate that shit on goddamn IbisPaint X™
SO WE BARELY KNOW SHIT ABT HIM YET but!!!!!!!!! He's fun and he's also Scary but in a good way like if u get on his good side He will literally kill & help fake murders 4 u. duh. But also hE SCARES ME! i care abt him. <3.
What we see from Harry's pov is that he Is An Asshole yes but like UNDERSTANDABLY SO!!! ofc he's an asshole to Harry & Kim thEY'RE COPS FUCK EM!
He gives off Funnyman vibes otherwise like. That character trope where Hte big scary looking dude is just v nice and funny around their friends? yeah. I imagine that's him IDK tbh <3 i will b honest we haven't played hte game In a couple months
OH I ALSOFORGOT TO ADD ANOTHER ASTERISK TO THE "if i met them irl i would beat them up" FOR HIM. IF WE MET HIM IRL HE COULD BEAT US UP fueJFDJSKDKC and "they fill me q incredibly violent urges" + "genuinely what the fuck" are also /positive & honorary. violence is our love language LMAO
The only reason we woild not like him irl is bc he is TALL [And Intimidating]. we are short and anyone way taller than us scares us. idk why <3. we have been like this our entire life. besides that tho he's cool 👍
-Electrochem
#ask#THANK YOUUU FJDKDKFDK#me filling out the bingos for auth: *vibrates*.#ihave more thiughts abt auth but that's for dms onlyGjFJDJDKFKCKD#the difference btwn my thoughts on source Authority and Pansy are that I respect Pansy and actively urge her to commit violence#and she's likw 'nnnooo I don't think I will! óvò;;' and I'm like WOW! TRULY YOUR NAME FITS YOU PERFECTLY! [lighthearted] JFJFKXCKGK#LIKE GIRLIE YOU'RE IN THE 24/7 PURGE SYSTEM HOW ARE U NOT CHOOSING VIOLENCE ALL THE TIME! [JOKEEEE]#abt the height thing also. idk what is up w that if ur taller than us by any significant amt congrats! we r intimidated 👍#we have an uncle that we see like once MAYBE twice a year and he has done Nothing Wrong in his life EVER afaik.#he's SO chill. he's laidback as fuck. but he's Quiet. and he is LANKY AND TOWERS OVER EVERYONE!!!!!!!#and I'm like. YOU ARE THE MOST TERRIFYING PERSON WE KNOW! CONGRATS! DHDJSKSKDKCKCKF
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