#Kyle's uniform is too tight to hide tentacles but they still hide in there
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When Hal fucks an alien for a mission he'll just do it. It won't even register to him as something odd. He'll come back to Oa stretching his limbs, grumbling about how he's too old for this. And Kyle, who also fucked an alien for a mission, will be shivering like a chihuahua, completely wet, blinking dazedly as his eyes try to adjust to the light. "Hwhgat?" he slurs. A tentacle falls out of his uniform and drops to the ground, still wriggling.
#Kyle's uniform is too tight to hide tentacles but they still hide in there#kyle space fucking needs to involve psychological trauma#hal space fucking is like an oglaf strip#hal jordan#Kyle Rayner#guy tries to fuck and he doesn't succeed. John tries to not fuck and it makes the aliens want to fuck him more
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