#Kojima where's my yaoi?

[sanctaignorantia]

I'll be quite honest. In the beginning when I finished DS for the first time I was a fan of Sam and Fragile together and I kept thinking how nice it would be for Sam to be able to allow himself something like that once again, but that got lost as the years went by and I just kept thinking about the missing pieces and when Kojima would announce the sequel. So when trailer 1 came out I was confused and excited at the same time because seeing Fragile taking care of Lou meant that Sam was open to it again. But the problem now is that I've suddenly fallen into a sea of old men yaoi and now all I can think about is what I need to do to send the universe the message that Sam and Higgs need to be together and how that message would be transmitted to Kojima... Which is pretty depressing considering that all of this will only continue in our minds through headcanon, so yeah I'm absolutely sad. I need a hug.

[bidonica]

Adventures in Pizza Delivery masterpost

Where I play Death Stranding Director's Cut right after having finished the original version I had abandoned in 2019 and became obsessed with four years later. Jump to your favorite part of the map

you better not be cunty surrogate mother Norman Reedus when I come home

in which I find a Director's Cut addition

in which I get probably too excited about a single night scene and put on my shipping goggles

a fun game to play is "is this a new DC thing or did I just memory hole it"

"BEYONCE?!?" meme but it's Junji Ito

First Peter Englert email 🎉

where I look at background details and rant about my ship in the tags

where I meet my MORTAL ENEMIES. Higgs and Amelie? No, the Junk Dealer and the Chiral Artist

Some theorizing while looking at Mads Mikkelsen's face. Plus drunk Sam

Man the shooting range drills they added in the DC are so cool haha 😑

No words just vibes

Where I appreciate the garbage outside the Elder's shelter

why do they talk like exes. WH Y.

OH HEY IT'S MADS MIKKELSEN

OH NO IT'S MADS MIKKELSEN

How to make friends and influence people into playing Death Stranding

😵☺️👍❤️❓👻

Never miss a chance to obsess over Higgs' literal face journey

Surprise bitch! I bet you thought you'd seen the last of me

An actual pizza delivery post

Farewell my friend

Old man yaoi

how to avoid the inevitable (meeting Mads Mikkelsen again)

where I meet Kojima's actual bestie and get to use his Jacuzzi

where it seems easy, and then it doesn't

certified blorbo moment (boss fight)

[anti-yuri-on-ice]

There are many memes in the y o I fandom, just check out the y o I meme page on tvtropes.

WHERE’S THE YURI / More like “Yaoi on Ice.” note 

When did Shinichi take up ice skating? note 

To a much lesser extent: “What are Gintoki and Shinpachi doing here?” note 

Related to Metal Gear: Hideo Kojima and Mads Mikkelsen are Yuri and Victor in Real Life. note 

A common joke among fans is to make Yurio the disgusted third-wheeler to Yuri and Victor’s Sickeningly Sweethearts.

Phichit is the ultimate wingman. note 

Victor and Yurio’s Russian accents in the English dub have become memes in and of themselves. Victor’s in particular has been compared (whether lovingly or mockingly) to Gru from Despicable Me.

Georgi’s makeup and routine made him a Fountain of Memes. A favorite among the fans was making jokes about his similarity to Spongebob in the “coral blue” meme, and also to Ursula.

Photoshopping Phichit’s surprised face over pictures that aren’t Victor hugging Yuri while naked became popular even outside the fandom.

“The number of exclamation points in a sports anime tell you how gay it’s going to get.” note 

Christophe, please don’t. note 

Yuri!!! On Ice saved 2016. note 

Alternatively, Yuri!!! On Ice saved my life.

Pray for Makkachin. note 

Makkachin has Makkachoked. note 

Anime!PewDiePie

Yuri is a Queen

Victor and Yuri are Yurio’s Embarrassing Parents™. note 

“Something round and golden.” note 

THEY’RE FUCKING MARRIED. note 

Christophe carries a portable stripper pole at all times. note 

How will I ever watch anime again? note 

The only straight thing about this show are Yurio’s splits. note 

“And Then What?” note 

Relating to that, fans are regretting their wish for something bad to happen to J.J. as of Episode 11; they now jokingly see the creators as Literal Genies.

We need a Mean Girls AU. note 

Can you hear mY HEART BREAK? note 

Yuri!!! On Ice crashed Tumblr. note 

SEE YOU NEXT LEVEL. note

Sorry but as far as i can see, only the bolded ones count as memes and they are weak af lmao. pls send us an ask if you disagree because honestly the other ones are just either 1. common tropes in fanfiction/fanart, 2. widely accepted headcanons and 3. done before y o i even existed