#Kenny's twiggy bc of his rancid diet (he gives most of his food to karen anyways)

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cringe ass older south park headcanons

top is what I personally envision for the boys, bottom is designed following canon designs and colors (down to hair, nose shapes, and types of clothes that appear on show):

Stan was easiest to design, I simply copy pasted Trey's 90s look and the type of casual sweaters he'd wear. If not that, then bomber jackets (bottom) his canon leg shape is weird, but meh, what can ya do. Kyle, I think would keep wearing an ushanka and wear the nicer clothes of the boys-- he'd still wear normal clothes like pants and a jacket, the thing is his jackets are from places like Nordstrom bc he's arguably the richest of the boys (I guess stan's a close second, maybe tie?). With his hat off, it's his crazy Matt 90s hair. I'm very fond of it. So fun to draw hgjfkd

Cartman likes to present himself nicely, but is paradoxically lazy. So he styles his hair neater than the other boys but wears a simple hoodie or jacket and onea those ugly calf-high cargo pants. Bottom design tho is his nicer clothes (also the one that has his full palate on display) Funny enough, he's the only one with a zit free face thanks to a rigorous skincare routine that would put Patrick Bateman to shame. I'd like him to keep those sharp, thin eyebrows his child design has as opposed to the canon designs which are fuller. He looks more evil and frees up space in his face

Kenny I had an absolute blast designing! I loved hawaiian shirt Kenny from PC, and wouldn't ya know it, there's a ton of hawaiian shirts out there adorned with promiscuous women and gore. Very south park. Very Kenny. though, that shirt cost a pretty penny so he'd most likely wear a cheap sweater and a puffer vest (the orange one is literally the cheapest thing you can buy on walmart hgjfkd). I wanted to spice up his pallet and gave him cool orange cargo pants!! No changes to his footwear. Literal genius move on the crew's end.

ummm yeah anyways yeah this was so funnn except for choosing cartman's nose shape bc fuck that. he's got like 3 canon noses to choose from and each nose gives him a new vibe wtf. I can't decide which to choose, I might make that it's own post. anwyays glasses cartman supremacy!!