#Kember's 100 Follower Celebration

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Okay so first off, thank you! I don't even know how it is that 100+ people are following my "blog" of shitposting. Like I'm genuinely in shock and would just like to say, "W O A H"

Thanks. Literally, like from the heart..

Okay enough talkin', let's get down to business.

For the celebration, you get to ask me as many of these u want, but please send each one separately :)

The theme is the Harry Potter books btw, enjoy!

Okay, here we go:

The Philosopher's stone (nO it's not the sOrCerErs sToNe bitch) ✨ : send me assumptions you have about me and I'll confirm if they're correct or not :)

The Chamber of Secrets 👀 : send me a number from 1-17 and I'll give u a random picture from my camera roll

The Prisoner of Azkaban 🤺 : give me a song rec and I'll give you one!

The Goblet of Fire 🔥 : give me a character/ship and I'll give u a headcanon I have about them

The Order of the Pheonix (that's my fav book y'all :D) ☄️: give me your Hogwarts house and a song/activity and I'll make a moodboard out of it

The Half-blood Prince 💀 : classic Tumblr games (cym, kmk etc) don't ask for fmk tho, I'm a minor

The Deathly Hallows 🖤 : give me philosophical questions and I'll try my best to present you with an answer

Aaand that's it! Thank u for following me y'all ilysmm!!

Also, remember I only do the HP fandom and yes I HEAVILY RESENT Sn*pe and Dumblewhore so no. Don't sent anything remotely related to those two bitches. (I could tolerate grindledore for the ships tho, both of them psychos, they make a good pair)

And also, if you're wondering, you can just use the emojis instead of typing the whole thing if u want to :)

Thanks <3

Tagging my beloved precious mutuals under the cut-

@itsmorelikebyesexual @albusseveruspottery @mama--just-killed-a-man @mrs-brekker15 @harryandginnydeservesbetter @remuslupingf @remuslupininskirts @loonyloopylupin5 @nymphadorathebubba @jegulus-piece-of-trash @ghost-spidey @acciorxses @mentalaboutyoutoo @fuckboyregulus @siriusly-a-timelady @imapparentlycoolandfriendly @toomanynotifications @kember-writes @mischiefxmanaged @levicorpusbitch @lauralestrange7 @athenapotter @one-happy-silent-geek-girl @basically-mxrauders @barty-crouch-jr95 @nevilleismywhore @elder-millenial-trash @alpine-loves-bucky @moony-likes-hot-choc @chaoticregulusstan @i-do-random-things-do-not-ask @queerdeadwizards @iamasimpforyou @all my mutuals!!

[kember-writes]

Polyjuice as your favorite Tropes maybe ?

you as Body Swap!

@rory-byanyothername as Groundhog Day

@agatha-is-part-veela as And They Were Roommates (Oh My God They Were Roommates)

@aeridi0nis as One Last Job

@regulusblackinskirts as The Musical Episode

@elder-millenial-trash as Fake Dating

@rory-byanyothername as Groundhog Day

@dinattee as Baleful Polymorph

@loonyloopylupin5 as Historical AU

@rory-byanyothername as Groundhog Day

@mirrorinthesky as Enemies to Lovers

@i-do-random-things-do-not-ask as Coffee Shop AU

@trouvailleamor as Fake Dating

and @rory-byanyothername as Groundhog Day

Part of my 100 Follower Celebration

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Obliviate: give me a HP character or two, and I'll give you a headcanon for them

sirius black?

Expecto Patronum: tell me a bit about yourself and I'll assign you a Patronus form (it's government-mandated and Highly Official)

my mood changes a lot, ambivert, kinda an ass in rl, sarcastic in all the wrong situations, gullible, I overthink a lot, I fluctuate between ‘Hogwarts houses are dumb’ and ‘let’s obsess over which house I would be in’ and im also competitive asf.

Aparecium: give me your honest opinion of me/my blog and I'll give you one back.

i haven’t really interacted with you that much, tbh, but yo- Just scrolled through it and I’ll definitely be spamming your notifs every few days/weeks/whenever I remember to.

Polyjuice: send me a theme and I'll do a CYM with it

Potions ingredients

Veritaserum: send me a never have I ever, a would you rather, or a kmk/fmk

would you rather drink amormentia or veritaserum?

I shouldn't have told you to come back for more 🥴 (/j)

OK, from the top:

Obliviate, for Sirius: he could read Egyptian hieroglyphs, and had his own name tattooed in them (since the Egyptians had names for both Sirius and Orion, and black is a universal concept)

𓇮𓇼𓏏𓆇𓃃𓇼𓄿𓀭𓇱

Expecto Patronum: I'm gonna give you a hummingbird Patronus 👀 fluttering around as much as your mood, very competitive when it comes to food and territories, not extra social but not a shut-in either. Plus, the Aztecs believed that hummingbirds were the reincarnations of fallen warriors.

Aparecium: haha thanks! I love everything you reblog, and your title too.

Polyjuice: CYM as potions ingredients

you as unicorn horn

@nymphadorathebubba as dittany

@mirrorinthesky as boomslang skin

@agatha-is-part-veela as daisy

@regulusblackinskirts as dragon's blood

@lotta-soup as armadillo bile

Veritaserum: I would rather drink Veritaserum, because I'm not clutching that many terrible secrets to my chest and I'm against Amortentia on principle (unless it's consensual, in which case that could be fun...)

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i am going to spam you >:(

Obliviate: give me a HP character or two, and I'll give you a headcanon for them

lily and remus <3

oh jeez

Lily and Remus spent a lot of time bonding over how dumb their boys were (he was an honorary member of the Girlie Gang). In fifth year she started dropping prank ideas into conversations, and enjoyed testing how long it took for the Marauders to implement them. Remus never realised it was intentional.

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WOOHOOOOOOOO!!!!!! YAY FOR YOU, LOVE!!!

🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

And what a bloody golden idea!!!

Ok. Ok. Ok. Ummmm

Cantis please!!!

Thank youuuuu! Haha thanks, I had the idea weeks ago cos I knew it would take me ages to figure out what spells and potions to use.

Send me a number if you like, but if you're happy with just the first one that comes up, you get:

(love the vibe on this one)

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i- i forgot the number

Cantis 4

:P

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cantos - 10 :))

What an actual banger 🎧

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wtf it said action ignore that

accio: 17!

Haha, no worries!

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Ooh amortentia please!! Any era, any gender, romantic pairing preferred

I’m in my early twenties, a law student, and my pronouns are she/her. I’m an ENFJ and a Leo. When I’m not busy with school I’m usually volunteering, listening to or making music, playing volleyball, spending time outdoors/hiking, or reading!

I ship you with...

Cho Chang! She appreciates your kind heart and your dedication to your studies, she's appalled that you haven't heard the Weird Sisters yet, and she'll go to your games if you go to hers 💖

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Accio: 47

Obliviate: remus lupin

Remus loved animals, magical and otherwise, and would probably have followed a similar career path to Luna Lovegood, given the chance.

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Amortentia: tell me a bit about yourself and I'll ship you with a HP character. Let me know if you have a gender/era preference, and if you want it to be platonic or romantic

era: marauders

Gender: dosent matter

my name is nico, my pronouns are they/he, i like reading, music, and i am currently eating chocolate in media class

Hey thanks for asking! I ship you with...

Sirius Black, obviously! He has a type and you fit right into it.

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Amortentia: for HP (Golden Trio) male romantic and platonic ship please?

I'm turning 20 in two weeks, but still short (5'1") ;-; using the pronouns she/him, Southeast Asian, and muggleborn Ravenclaw. They assume I'm a girly girl who's timid and modest who doesn't like to socialize, but I'm very talkative and friendly who has unfiltered mouth and the loudest friend in the group, yet I love silence in surroundings. In addition I love challenges in terms of my talents and acads but hates being underestimated. I can be considerate and understanding, will act nice to all but actually I hold grudges on those who are jerk/some people who hates me. I'm clumsy, opinionated, and nerdy, also very soft hearted from my rough and cold exterior who loves being creative and has passion with my dreams, also loves choir, discussing interesting things like social issues

Hey thanks for asking! I ship you with...

Harry James Potter himself! You sound just his type, and I think you'd have a proper laugh together (plus it sounds like you'd get on quite well with Luna, too, and he'd love you for that) 💖

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Aparecium!

I couldn't think of a cute/affectionate honest to goodness insult so. I think your blog's very funny and im still thinking about feeding that mollusc. Plus your tags always crack me up

And congrats on 100!

Thanks! It's a rare day that I'm un-insult-able so I'll take it while I can get it. And I love jumping over to your blog and seeing your thoughts 😊

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Accio: send me a number between 1 and 200 and I'll give you a photo from my camera reel

111

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Skele-gro: fre sha voca do 🥑

Avocadoes are terribly unsustainable, everybody knows that. Farming them causes deforestation, sucks up precious water, and poisons local people with toxic chemicals. Ginny Weasley's given up trying to tell her friends that their hip and trendy avo toast is killing the planet, so she's found her way to a protest where she can let her big cardboard placard do the talking for her. Except now she's horribly out of her depth, and she doesn't know how much longer she can make it without having a panic attack. Fortunately, the gorgeous blonde with the spaced-out look and a face full of piercings seems to know exactly what's going through her mind, and exactly how to distract her.

Part of my 100 Follower Celebration

[kember-writes]

ahhh!! CONGRATS ON 100!! this is such a fun celebration idea!

Cantis: send me a number, I'll shuffle my Spotify that many times and recommend the song

let's go....fifteen!

+ seriously!! congrats!! you so deserve it!! you're super funny and so nice, and i always love interacting with you!! i've used too many exclamation marks!!

Thank you!! I love interacting with you too! Here's a sentence ending with a full stop to prove I'm not insane (email-style).

Let's go girls 😏

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