#Kaiyeti

[rwby-confess]

Confession #405

[castleburgundy]

*Fly at you sideways and YETIHUG you like an anaconda* Hi. You are awesome amazing brilliant beautiful and adorable. Have a great week!

YETIIIIII

*hugshugshugs and kisses your cheek*

I've thought about you everyday and I hope you're doing wonderful because YOU ARE WONDERFUL!!

[kaiyeti]

Who is Kai Vallon?

Kaiyeti Wilderbeast Vallon is an beast that looks like a man but wears a mask of a beast and is kinda an asshole.

A.k.a. me.

[novankenn]

Was I utterly Wrong?

Jaune Arc was the BANE of Weiss Schnee’s existence.  He was intolerable in her eyes. A buffoon, an idiot, a jack-ass, an uncouth savage, and several more unflattering descriptors. She was positively infuriated by his constant attempts to get her attention, each attempt more inane, than the last.

Why was she like this… because she without a doubt knew what Jaune Arc… a young man from the backwaters of Vale… he was trying to capitalize upon her name and fame. To woo her in an attempt to gain access to her family's resources… he was a gold-digger.

(Using the 100 Word Drabbles format, I'll try and tell a story where we watch as Weiss and Jaune grow closer... will they become more than friends? This takes place in Beacon.)

BUT... There was Cake!

But Weiss... CAKE!

Why Jaune... Why?

Maybe… it’s time to give it up?

My Apologies

Oh… the cake-anity!

Desperate Choices for Desperate Times

Sweet-tooth ticket out of the doghouse

Fire Drills… are done for a reason

Try, try and try again

What did you do to Weiss!

Body Snatcher Protocol - enacted

Barters and Bargains

The Blonde Code… Assisting a Sister

Wait… What?? Seriously??

LIES and SLANDER!

It really is... a nice...butt

The promised land…and it is GLORIOUS!

Is he DEAD?

I DID WHAT???

A Witness and some Last Words

ALIVE?!?!

Reports of my Death... are Blake's fault

Coffee and the Aftermath

It can’t be! He’s RICHER THAN ME?!?

Irrefutable Proof…

Confirmations…

Questions

Admission and Biting the Bullet

One step from Perfection

Fun with Rumors Additional Content by @kaiyeti

--== BONUS CONTENT! ==--

Should I be worried?

[zacs-of-rwby]

Would You Rather? RWBY Edition

Question courtesy of @kaiyeti

[warriordreamer95]

Jabberwalker in EP 1 of RWBY V9 *Requested by @kaiyeti*

[yangfanbb]

I posted 895 times in 2022

That's 728 more posts than 2021!

860 posts created (96%)

35 posts reblogged (4%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@kaiyeti

@gunchucks-wukong

@yangfanbb

@citadelofmythoughts

@petitprincess1

I tagged 866 of my posts in 2022

Only 3% of my posts had no tags

#rwby - 850 posts

#yang xiao long - 776 posts

#rwby yang - 689 posts

#blake belladonna - 545 posts

#rwby blake - 464 posts

#bumbleby - 422 posts

#rwby bumbleby - 397 posts

#rwby fanart - 391 posts

#rwby art - 380 posts

#rwby yang xiao long - 376 posts

Longest Tag: 41 characters

#rwby ice queendom blake belladonna fanart

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

Artist: twitter.com/kimosugimasu

712 notes - Posted June 28, 2022

#4

It's fate for those two to be on that damn bike 😆😆

Manga✅, Show✅, Anime ✅

See the full post

860 notes - Posted July 18, 2022

#3

Artist: instagram.com/carrieeart

If you have a Instagram give the Artist a follow to support them.

1,207 notes - Posted January 28, 2022

#2

Artist: twitter.com/kimosugimasu

That hight difference

1,299 notes - Posted June 26, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

😂😂😂 I love this

1,729 notes - Posted November 10, 2022

Get your Tumblr 2022 Year in Review →

[castleburgundy]

A strange but effective hunting technique

@kaiyeti [barricades your path with all 130lbs of me] Love me.

Delivering Amazon packages when this big boy blocked me with the strength of a brick wall (via)

[mesmarique]

Hey. Sorry to sent this through ask, the post won't let me use reply for some reason. Anyway, I know and it was hilarious and I loved it. I just want to share my mental imagine of what I'd think would happen Yang did catch it and Blake wasn't pulled down with her. After all, we saw Blake go from I never want to kill again to I will murder this girlfriend killing bitch in a few seconds. I have no doubt she would hit Neo with Yang.

I‘m sorry about that! I forgot I have disabled replies from blogs I don‘t follow, to prevent not so nice people from flooding my posts (has happened before). Anyway, I see where you‘re coming from! Your idea is probably the more RWBY-ish response to such a situation and also definitely fun! I was just thinking a realistic outcome would cause more laughs!

[kaiyeti]

Ya'know, After reading a Rwde post I just realized something. Salem screwed herself and did Oz's job for him.

No really think about. Oz's job given to him by the god of light was to unit the world in peace, right? Well with Salem out destroying everything, the people of remnant are uniting to fight her. She doing what Oz couldn't do for hundred thousands of years in just one.

"But Kaiyeti you ignorant bastard!" I hear you shout, "They aren't living together in peace. They are only uniting because its the only way for them to survive."

This is true. When Salem summons the gods they will see Humanity and faunus aren't living together in peace. However, Who else do you think is going to be their when the gods are summoned? Team fucking RWBY. The only people on remnant, aside from Jaune, That know the brother's aren't gods. The only people that know the FULL story. The only people that can call the brothers out of their fuck ups like leaving Salem on remnant and not telling Oz that she became an evil bitch and tell them, "If you don't believe us, go ask you mom in the Ever After." And oddly enough The brothers will probably do that because after all who are they going believe, The bitch that has lied to them and tried to kill them or the four people of the new human and faunus race one of which was reborn by their mom.

So yeah. Salem kinds fucked herself and would have won if she just stayed back and let everyone kill each other thinking the others were trying to kill them.

[echollama]

HAPPY FUCKING NEW YEAR! *YETIHUG YOU OFF THE GROUND*Have a wonderful happy new year that brings you only good fortune health and happiness my goddess queen of awesomeness friend!!

*is crushed like a tin can* Thank you kindly! May your run smoothly as well!

[jynxlinkz]

Thank you @kaiyeti and everyone who got me to 100 reblogs!

Thank you everyone for 100 reblogs!!

10 years of rwby!!!

[zacs-of-rwby]

Would You Rather? RWBY Edition

*the dust powers will be activated in the washing machine

**you do not have Hazel's nullifying pain semblance

Question courtesy of @kaiyeti

[warriordreamer95]

Bumblebee Tackle Hug *Requested by @kaiyeti*

[ex0skeletal-undead]

Okay so I watch thing thing on YT call Tummblr reads and a few days ago when I read you wanting to kiss a bat I thought that would be perfect for tumblr reads. And today, I shit you not, It happened. Just copy paste this on youtube watch?v=1i1-eBKSGi4&t=1027s

This is incredible thank you for informing me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1i1-eBKSGi4&t=1027s

[dement009]

HEY ! I only have one question for you. =n= How are you doing? I hope you are doing well had a nice weekend and have a lovely week. *yetihug* you are doing great. You got this. ^u^d

aaah thank QvQ am doing very good, thankfully! workin on the update and drawing furry stuff in the mean time x) its been super therapeutic