#Kaiyeti

[rwby-confess]

Confession #405

[castleburgundy]

*Fly at you sideways and YETIHUG you like an anaconda* Hi. You are awesome amazing brilliant beautiful and adorable. Have a great week!

YETIIIIII

*hugshugshugs and kisses your cheek*

I've thought about you everyday and I hope you're doing wonderful because YOU ARE WONDERFUL!!

[kaiyeti]

Who is Kai Vallon?

Kaiyeti Wilderbeast Vallon is an beast that looks like a man but wears a mask of a beast and is kinda an asshole.

A.k.a. me.

[novankenn]

Was I utterly Wrong?

Jaune Arc was the BANE of Weiss Schnee’s existence.  He was intolerable in her eyes. A buffoon, an idiot, a jack-ass, an uncouth savage, and several more unflattering descriptors. She was positively infuriated by his constant attempts to get her attention, each attempt more inane, than the last.

Why was she like this… because she without a doubt knew what Jaune Arc… a young man from the backwaters of Vale… he was trying to capitalize upon her name and fame. To woo her in an attempt to gain access to her family's resources… he was a gold-digger.

(Using the 100 Word Drabbles format, I'll try and tell a story where we watch as Weiss and Jaune grow closer... will they become more than friends? This takes place in Beacon.)

BUT... There was Cake!

But Weiss... CAKE!

Why Jaune... Why?

Maybe… it’s time to give it up?

My Apologies

Oh… the cake-anity!

Desperate Choices for Desperate Times

Sweet-tooth ticket out of the doghouse

Fire Drills… are done for a reason

Try, try and try again

What did you do to Weiss!

Body Snatcher Protocol - enacted

Barters and Bargains

The Blonde Code… Assisting a Sister

Wait… What?? Seriously??

LIES and SLANDER!

It really is... a nice...butt

The promised land…and it is GLORIOUS!

Is he DEAD?

I DID WHAT???

A Witness and some Last Words

ALIVE?!?!

Reports of my Death... are Blake's fault

Coffee and the Aftermath

It can’t be! He’s RICHER THAN ME?!?

Irrefutable Proof…

Confirmations…

Questions

Admission and Biting the Bullet

One step from Perfection

Fun with Rumors Additional Content by @kaiyeti

--== BONUS CONTENT! ==--

Should I be worried?

[zacs-of-rwby]

Would You Rather? RWBY Edition

Question courtesy of @kaiyeti

[warriordreamer95]

Jabberwalker in EP 1 of RWBY V9 *Requested by @kaiyeti*

[jynxlinkz]

Thank you @kaiyeti and everyone who got me to 100 reblogs!

Thank you everyone for 100 reblogs!!

10 years of rwby!!!

[mesmarique]

Hey. Sorry to sent this through ask, the post won't let me use reply for some reason. Anyway, I know and it was hilarious and I loved it. I just want to share my mental imagine of what I'd think would happen Yang did catch it and Blake wasn't pulled down with her. After all, we saw Blake go from I never want to kill again to I will murder this girlfriend killing bitch in a few seconds. I have no doubt she would hit Neo with Yang.

I‘m sorry about that! I forgot I have disabled replies from blogs I don‘t follow, to prevent not so nice people from flooding my posts (has happened before). Anyway, I see where you‘re coming from! Your idea is probably the more RWBY-ish response to such a situation and also definitely fun! I was just thinking a realistic outcome would cause more laughs!

[echollama]

HAPPY FUCKING NEW YEAR! *YETIHUG YOU OFF THE GROUND*Have a wonderful happy new year that brings you only good fortune health and happiness my goddess queen of awesomeness friend!!

*is crushed like a tin can* Thank you kindly! May your run smoothly as well!

[ex0skeletal-undead]

Okay so I watch thing thing on YT call Tummblr reads and a few days ago when I read you wanting to kiss a bat I thought that would be perfect for tumblr reads. And today, I shit you not, It happened. Just copy paste this on youtube watch?v=1i1-eBKSGi4&t=1027s

This is incredible thank you for informing me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1i1-eBKSGi4&t=1027s

[kaiyeti]

You notice how in RWBY there are only seven people with magic abilities when there should be more or that there is a possibility for me that aren't related to the silver eyes. Seriously think about. We have the 4 maidens, the bird twins Qrow and Raven who is a maiden, and the orginal magic users Salem and Oz. But there could be more.

Now I know some who are reading this are going, "Kaiyeti you uncultured swine! There can be more! Oz doesn't have enough magic to give away and Salem sure as hell isn't going to risk her power." To which I reply to you my overly excite chum, explain Salem and Oz's kids. Those four little girls are shown to have the abilities of magic and since we know the four maiden powers are from Oz, I did like the theory the maiden powers were their kids but it was debunked sadly, should their be more people with magic in RWBY?

I mean, we know Oz moved on and had families and despite being half Grimm you know their are people who would glad go to bed with Salem. So how come their aren't more people with magic powers? Is it they it can only happen when both Salem and Oz bang? I need to know cause I would imagine Salem would absolutely have a small army of her kids help her take over or destroy the world. Or at the very least make a kingdom just for herself. I mean I can get why it doesn't work for Oz since he has to fuse with someone so genetically it does pass over or that he gave away too much magic for it to effect his future kids when he made the maiden powers.

I don't know just seems like a missed opportunity.

[dement009]

HEY ! I only have one question for you. =n= How are you doing? I hope you are doing well had a nice weekend and have a lovely week. *yetihug* you are doing great. You got this. ^u^d

aaah thank QvQ am doing very good, thankfully! workin on the update and drawing furry stuff in the mean time x) its been super therapeutic 

[zacs-of-rwby]

Would You Rather? RWBY Edition

*the dust powers will be activated in the washing machine

**you do not have Hazel's nullifying pain semblance

Question courtesy of @kaiyeti

[toysoldiers-rwby]

and part of not being performative is doing your own homework

@kaiyeti I’m a Monty fan not a Roosterteeth fan. I only know of RWBY and watched Tex kick ass in RvB so I have no idea what you personally like.

helpful tip for finding people who make the things you like: THE END CREDITS

but fine heres some people

RWBY Storyboard Artists: https://m.twitch.tv/mollyflood

Death Battle Editor: https://m.twitch.tv/nervousnick

Broadcast Survivors:

https://twitch.tv/tylerstab

https://www.twitch.tv/kdinjenzen

Funhouse Editor: https://www.twitch.tv/jacobful

im eyeing all the “but what about all the employees who lost their job” people

ya what are YOU doing about it?

how about you STOP BEING PERFORMATIVE and go support them on their personal stuff.

And I’m speaking from someone from Hawaii. A minority from a place illegally occupied. A place where we have to slut out our culture to appease and appeal to the majority (yay Tourism). If Hawaii were to get real and actually show how TIRED we’re all of you haoles taking advantage of us we’d rot. What do yall think is happening with the survivors oh Lahania’s Wild Fire. Yall performative asses ditched them immediately.

But back to “sad that the abused workers at Roosterteeth are unemployed and free from abuse”

Seriously DO SOMETHING to help them if your so sad. it cost $0 to watch them on twitch. or comment on their post saying “I like [RVB, Deathbattle. etc] I’d watch more if you and a few others made it again” AND ACTUALLY DO IT. because empty promises is part of yknow being preformative

and part of not being performative is doing your own homework

But i doubt yall will because RT was the company that built itself on being performative. And yall are fans of that.

FNDM wants more RWBY from the people who tries to work their animators through the Texas freeze. 🥶 🥶

[warriordreamer95]

Bumblebee Tackle Hug *Requested by @kaiyeti*

[merphv]

I am pretty sure all women are gay for women in suits and that this beautiful GLORIOUSLY gorgeous masterpiece of pure flawless perfection has not only confirmed it but also increased the amount somehow. So great work my goddess queen of awesomeness friend. *yetihug*

Ooohhh... I approve this 👍❤

(KSKSKSKSKKSSK we're all gay for them and thank you, Kaiyeti!)