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#Kahan Ho Tum Episode
delicatetaysversion · 11 months
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i read about that episode online rory drops a class???? kya????? kya hua please batao
tum itni saari jagah puch rahi ho ki kya hua i feel overwhelmed ki kahan batau
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tellywoodtrash · 4 years
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well………….. let’s get this the fuck over with. isske baad pls god let this show go back to their random tuchchi saazishein. mere se itna action jhela nahi jaata.
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ok back to dead inside vansh who is analyzing every single interaction with riddhima and musing about DHOKAAAAAAA DHOKAAAAAAAA DHOKAAAAAAAA
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lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooo kabir is like “itne saalon se tum mere liye itneeee bade sardard the, but finally ab khel khatam.” dude i love this caviler fucker.
but tell me these caps don’t look like kabir expressing a whole other sentiment:
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damnnnnn, dat chemistry. seriously, 10x what riddhima has with vansh. i am so mad that we’re not getting these two as endgame.
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aaaaaand the handcuffs are out. mmmhmmmm. kinky!
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mummy be like ARRE AISE KAISE TUM DONO HI SAARE OSCARS LOOTOGE KYA, MERE KO BHI CHAHIYE I AM ALSO PERFORMERR and throwing herself in front of vansh and giving passionate defense.
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this one also like chalo my turn nowwwwww.
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human angry bird is like NOT ON MY WATCH YOU FUCK.
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DUDE WHAT ARE THESE LOOKS THEY’RE GIVING EACH OTHER THERE’S SO MUCH SEXUAL TENSION HERE I CAN’T TAKE IT
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asljdaslkjdlaskjdlaskjdlaskjldkj kabirrrrrrrrrrrr’s internal monologue: “haath mein hathkadi lag gayi, phir bhi tashan nahi gaya tumhara” hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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RIDDHIMA IS STILL FUCKING RUNNING. FROM FUCKING BANDRA, WHERE THE FACTORY OR WHATEVER WAS, TO BLOODY ANDHERI, WHERE THE VR MANSION IS. DUDE, MUMBAI MARATHON CHAL RAHA HAI KYA IDHAR????????
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unf the way kabir pushed vansh towards the van. big Top energy.
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THIS SCENE HAS JUST SOOOOOOO MUCH FUCKING SEXUAL TENSION I’M LITERALLY HERE LIKE
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LIKE I’M REALLY FEELING SOME KINDA FUNNY WAY, THAT I’VE NEVER FELT IN THE VANSH/RIDDHIMA SCENES.
oh yeah in between that mummy was doing some more mother india acting, ki iski sazaa mujhe de dijiye and all, but HONESTLY WHO CAN PAY ATTN TO THAT MESS WHEN THERE’S BHAAARI SEX EYES GOING ON HERE???????
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ok now that they’ve driven away, i’ll focus on her. yes, very cool acting. iss saal ka manikchand gutka jio fiama di wills colors golden petal stardust whatever the fuck award aapke hi liye.
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riddhima also managed to medal in the marathon, and reach justttttttt as they pull outta the gates.
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back to the Sexy Van™
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ohhhhhhhhhhh boyyyyyyy, kabir instructing mishra to go off the path.
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“vansh raisinghania, apne life ke sabse bade adventure ke liye taiyaar ho jao.”
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DUDE THESE TWO ARE KINKY AS FUCK.
lmao vansh is like don’t write checks you can’t cash, don’t be promising orgasms you won’t be giving, “dhamki toh dhang ki dete.”
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“vansh tumhe andaaza nahi ki kitni shiddat ke saath maine aaj ke din ka intezaar kiya hai. aaj meri zindagi ka sabse bada din hai!”
well damn, me too. i didn’t know that this was the pairing i was gonna end up shipping SO HARD but here we are!
ok mummy has seen riddhima and she tries to shoot her but riddhima drove the fuck away. good for her.
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they have reached that random maidaan where every outdoor sequence on tellywood happens.
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mishra can you gtfooooooooo from in between the hot boy sandwich??????
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this dude is hottest when his eyes squinty.
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OUFFFFFFFFFFFF THE SMILESSSSSSSSSS
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TBH I’M NOT EVEN PAYING ATTN TO THE TRASH TALK THEY’RE DOING I’M JUST HERE LIKE KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS
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kabir freeing him, which nooooooooooooo, i wanted to see some hot handcuff actionnnnnn. vansh is as disappointed as i am.
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anyway some searing indictments of our country’s legal system by kabir, about no matter how much proof he collects, rich ppl anyway get away with whatever. and so will vansh. sooooooo, he’s like i just needed to arrest you and break your ego, blah blah. which, yeah right. like anyone with one working brain cell doesn’t know you’re gonna shoot him down in an encounter for trying to flee police custody.
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some more flirty banter. and then……..
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yup.
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damn, those some cat-like reflexes.
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vansh like, i knew your bitch ass would pull some shit like this.
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fuck fuck fuck fuck so much sexy him walking up to the gun like that.
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ofc there have to be some BE A MAN type dumbass dhamkis. you know what real men do??? KISS THEIR RIVALS WHOM THEY HAVE THIS MUCH HOMOEROTIC TENSION WITHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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DANG KABIR HESITATEDDDDDDDD. HE COULDN’T DO IT. IT’S RIGHT OUTTA THE FIGHT SCENE BEFORE THE SEX SCENE IN MR. AND MRS. SMITHHHHHH.
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aaaaaand that pause was enough for vansh to start beating the fuck outta him. yeah i don’t care. the only thing i wanna see you two wrestle is TONGUES.
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mmmmmmhmmmmm just a lil closer, come onnnnn you stupid fucks.
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ok they’re back to pounding on each other IN THE NON FUN WAY so fwding.
aaaaaaaaand riddhima is following her special Vansh Tracker App. I REALLY DON’T CARE.
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told y’all K had Big Top Energy. oh yeahhhhhhhhhh, choke him, daddy!
ok they back to hitting each other.
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ooooh nice callback to that firstttt fight they had where kabir threw sand in vansh’s eyes and then vansh fought blindfolded.
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back to sexy banter.
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“dil, dimaag, aur taaqat. teeno hi tumse kayiiii zyaada hai mujh mein.” LIFE MEIN CONFIDENCE CHAHIYE, TOH OF AN RICH, UPPER CASTE, MALE PSYCHOPATH ON TELLYWOOD.
he’s walking backwards to the edge of the cliff as he keeps talking. sigh.
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“dushman mein woh dum kahan ke mera kuch bigaad sake. woh toh apne the jo dagaa de gaye, sazza de gaye.” waaaaaah waaaaaah!!!! THE PSYCHOPATH WAS A POET AND WE DIDN’T KNOW IT!
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walking back some more.
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“main aaj bhi vansh raisinghania hi hoon. meri maut bhi mujhse pooch ke mere paas aati hai.” this fucker nicolas flamel or what, with the philosopher’s stone????
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“kissi tuchche insaan ki gun se chali goli ko ijaazat nahi ke meri jaan le sake. maine apni zindagi khud banaayi hai, kabir; aur iske aage kya hoga naa tum decide karoge, na tumhare haath mein yeh pistol. the choice is mine.”
pehli baar this dude’s tashan has been effective for me. IT’S COZ THE DIALOGUE DELIVERY IS MEASURED AND HE’S SAYING IT FULL OF MIRTH, INSTEAD OF GRINDING HIS TEETH AND YELLING. SEEE WHAT A FUCKING DIFFERENCE IT MAKES????????
anyway kabir is like, cool, your funeral. as vansh continues to walk backwards. it’s hilarious kabir thinks he has anyyyy control in this scene anymore.
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le. aa gayi. dhaaansu scene kharaab karne.
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vansh having ALL TEH FLASHBACKS. poor sad eyed puppy.
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“tum log kya kar rahe ho?!!?!?” BITCH THEY WERE ABOUT TO GET IT ON, BUT NOW NO THANKS TO YOU……………….
blah blah usual ishq nahi aasaan aag ka dariya hai doob ke jaana hai blah blah from piya psychopath
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“aaj apne dhoke ke aag ki dariya mein dubo hi diya na tumne mujhe, riddhima?”
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i’m sure this is some kasautiii kinda metaphor, ki they’re working together, or like….. he actually does trust her… or some such shit, but i can’t be arsed to analyse anything with this dumbass show. it doesn’t deserve it.
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kabir watching this whole angst ridden scene with such horny eyes, i can’t even…………………
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obligatory placement of show naam. tashan mein usko lete lete, JAI MATA DIIIIIIIIIIIII, LET’S ROCK.
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if this isn’t the Biggest Mood for 2020, idk what is. vansh finally being relatable to the rest of us normals.
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yeah whatever. i really don’t care about you. i’m more devastated ki when will i get such a KaValicious sexual tension filled episode next??!?!?!?!!? probably next fucking year now. ugh. bloody waste show, forcing us to watch this het bullshit.
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let’s end this with a nice pic of this face. i think we’ve all earned it.
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diku1968 · 3 years
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Yaad Kiya dil ne kahan ho tum
Dev Anand and usha Kiran, Hemant Kumar and Lata Mangeshkar, Music s.d. Burman --- Send in a voice message: https://ift.tt/3h9Wy2v source https://anchor.fm/dhiren-pathak/episodes/Yaad-Kiya-dil-ne-kahan-ho-tum-e16v6r8
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maatikikhushboo · 7 years
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Rozaana RiKara #4 Main Aa Raha Hoon Gauri
Namaste Folks ! So, so many scenes on board today (rubs my hands..pressing the start button of the episode* )  ✌️
Fast Forwarding  
ShivKara
Om is continuously calling Gauri.   📞 📞 📞
“Come on Gauri, bas ek baar phone uthalo, bas ek baar.”
Shivaay asks if everything is fine. Om fakes a smile and assures him that everything is fine.
Om says that he is happy that ShivIka are together. He says that he was afraid that they would part ways. Shivaay says that true love intensifies the bond and makes its stronger.
“Bohut badi galti ho gayi mujhse yaar, maine Gauri ko galat samjha. (He gets a FB of his own words)
“Tune usse samjha hi kab tha?” (I love you Shivaay for this ! )  😍 😘
“Tu sahi keh raha hai. Maine humesha, humesha uspe doubt kiya. Tujhe pata hai, woh mujhe bina bataaye ghar se baahar jaati thi, aur maine ye maan liya ki uska affair chal raha hai. Jabki…”
“Woh English classes ke liye jaati thi. Jabki woh English classes ke liye jaati thi, yahi kehna chah raha hai?”
“Tujhe pata tha?”
“Of course Om, Geeta sadan ke coaching classes mein uska admission maine hi karaaya tha. You know, meri zidd ke wajah se, teri art exhibition ke liye aayi thi, aur wahan jo kuch bhi hua, woh usse bohut dukhi ho gayi thi. She was hurt. Usse laga ki tu usse apne laayak hi nahi samajhta hai. ”
“Tere laayak ban na chahti thi woh.”
“Par Kyun? Tujhe pata hai na mujhe farak nahi padta hai ki usse English aati hai, nahi aati hai, I don’t care ! ”
“Yeh tu jaanta hai, yeh main jaanta hoon, lekin Gauri nahi jaanti.”
“Aur tune use kabhi biwi ka darja diya hi nahi. Kya lagega usse? Yahi na, ki tu usse uske laayak samajhta hi nahi hai. And as a husband, you failed!! Kya kiya tune haan? Tujhe usse confidence dena chahiye tha, ehsaas dilaana chahiye tha ki woh tere liye important hai, tere liye special hai. Tune Kiya? Kiya tune? (Om nods his head in no) Nahi. As a husband. Kya kahoon main?”
“Sahi keh raha hai, mujhse ek nahi, bohut galtiyan hui hain. Bohut saare.”
“Koi nahin buddy, galtiyan sudhaare bhi jaa sakti hain.”
“Kaise sudhaaroon? Kitni baar phone kiya, ek phone nahi utha rahi hai. Kahan hain, nahi pata. Kaise?”
“Toh kya hua? Tu yahan kya kar raha hai? Jaake dhoondh usse yaar! Jahan bhi hai, usse dhoondh, bata teri galati hai, usse manaa aur waapis leke aa, OK? You are an Oberoi, and Oberois never quit Om! They never quit ! Go and get your wife back ! Now ! ”
“Oberoi’s never quit, tu sahi keh raha hai.”
“That’s like my OBro! You can do this haan.” (Om’s original BGM is so soothing to ears)
“I need to.”
Om is worried about leaving Shivaay alone in the fiasco. Shivaay assures him.
“Tu kaun sa vidaa ho raha hai? Apni biwi ko lene jaa raha hai, waapas aayega na mere paas?”    😂 😂  😂 🤣  🤣 🤣
“Of course”
“Ya biwi ka ghulaam ban jaayega, haan?”
“Nahi, biwi ko leke aayega waapas…”  😂 🤣
“Yeah, you can do it man, come on !”
“Ab toh main iss ghar mein Gauri ko leke hi aaounga. I will get her back. I’ll get her back.”
Fast Forwarding
Om is packing clothes. He has those card’s pieces with him. He reminisces her tearing the card. Om’s tashan BG plays. He changes his clothes and gets ready. His signature hair flick ! He looks at the mirror.
“Main aa raha hoon Gauri. Tumhe lene..” 
He takes that black turban cloth. (Sardaar on the way 😂 )  
Finally Dadi is missing her Bahu on KarwaChauth and Annika is missing her Devraani.  😂 🤣 😂 🤣 😂 🤣
Fast Forwarding    
Gauri comes to her home. Gauri’s Mom asks her about her sudden arrival. Gauri reminisces Om accusing her.
“Aana hi tha. Omkaara ji ne humein daant diya Maa, ki wahan tum Maa ko akele cchod ke waapis aa gayi. Isiliye humein waapis bhej diya aur kaha ki jab tak Maa poori tarah se theek nahi ho jaaye, tum waapis mat aana.”
“Woh sab toh theek hai Gauri, par wahan tere sasural mein bhi teri zaroorat hogi na, pehle hi tu mere wajah se, apni jetj jethani ki shaadi nahi dekh paayi. Pata hai, humein darr lag raha tha, ki kahin tere sasuraal walein kahin gusaa na ho jaayein.”
“Nahi Maa, woh log bohut acche log hain. Omkaara ji toh bohut acchese samajhthe hain humein. Woh humse naaraz ho hi nahi sakte. Isiliye toh harharaike tumhaare paas waapis bhej diya.”
“Pata nahi Gauri ke humne kaunse here moti daan diyein honge jo itne acche damaad ji humein milein hain. Kitna khayal rakhte hain na tumhaara, aur humaara bhi.”
“Sahi kahan Maa, yeh humaare pichle janam ke karam hi honge ki humein Omkaaraji jaise pati mile hain.” ( she feels IRONY !)
Cheers, L. !
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tadibaaaz · 7 years
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Episode 3
Oberoi Mansion mandir.
The room is being decorated for the pooja. Jahnvi and Bua Maa are supervising.
Bua Maa: Jahnvi, teri pandit ji se baat hui?
Jahnvi: Haan, Bua Maa, woh time pe pohonch jaayenge, don’t worry.
Bua Maa: Alright, good good. Just make sure koi cheez missing na ho.
Jahnvi: Maine sab check kar liya hai. Sab bilkul waisa hai jaisa pandit ji ne bola tha.
Bua Maa: Ek baar phir ache se check karle. Aaj koi abshagun nahi hona chahiye, got it?
Jahnvi: Don’t worry, Bua Maa. Sab theek ... Oh! Inn arrangements ke chakkar mein main Omkara ko jagaana bhool hi gayi. Usko bhi to tayyar hone mein time lagega.
Bua Maa: Oho, Jahnvi! Tu yeh sab dekhle. I’ll go check on him.
Omkara’s room.
Bua Maa enters and sees Omkara lying on his bed.
Bua Maa: Omki, tu abhi tak so raha hai? Come on, get up! Pooja ki saari tayyariyan hogayi hain, chal abb tu bhi jaldi se tayyar hoja.
Omkara reluctantly gets up.
Omkara: Bua Maa, yeh pooja kyun?
Bua Maa: Iss ghar ke bachon ko pata nahi kis ki nazar lag gayi hai. Pehle Rudra, Shivaay, phir tu. Shivaay ne to iss pooja ke liye manaa kar diya, but I’ll make sure you and Rudra are a part of it.
Omkara: Kya zaroorat hai iss sab ki, Bua Maa? Abb to main theek hogaya hoon na?
Bua Maa: Yeah, yeah I know, tu inn sab cheezon ko nahi manta. But dekh Omki, meri khushiyan mere bete se judi hain. Iss hi liye main chahti hoon ke yeh saari balaaein, saari mushkilein tittar hojaein.
Omkara: Par Bua Maa...
Bua Maa: Do it for me, please?
Omkara (sighs): theek hai. Aapke liye.
Bua Maa: Thank you, puttar.
He gets up and goes to get ready.
Bua Maa (to herself): Tere problems har baar mere aur mere bete Ratan ke beech mein rukaawat laate rehte hain. Par abb bohot hua. Aaj ke baad tujhe mere Ratan ke raaste mein nahi aana chahiye, Omkara.
Main hall area.
Dadi, Tej and Jahnvi greet the pandit. Tej escorts him to the mandir, Dadi follows. Jahnvi is just about to head to the mandir when she hears Omkara’s footsteps behind her. She stops and turns to face him. Omkara walks down the stairs and comes up to her. She hugs him.
Jahnvi: Mera beta aaj kitna handsome lag raha hai!
She admires him.
Omkara (embarrassed): Mom...
Jahnvi: Pata hai Om, aaj itne dinon baad iss ghar mein tumhare kadmo ki awaz sunn ke main bohot khush hoon.
Rudra pops up from behind her and startles her.
Rudra: Haan, haan! Aapka favourite beta finally theek hogaya hai, abb mere kadmon ki awaz aapko kahan sunaayi degi.
Omkara: Shut up, Rudra.
Jahnvi: Main apne dono beton se bohot pyaar karti hoon. Priyanka ki shaadi ke baad abb mere paas tum dono hi to ho. You know, ek bete aur maa ka bond bohot special hota hai. Betiyan maa ke kandhe se kandha milaake chalti hain, par bete unki dhaal hote hain. Aur mere paas to 2 bete hain jo mujhse itna pyaar karte hain, I’m so lucky.
Omkara: Love you, mom.
Rudra: Main bhi!
Rudra hugs them both. Bua Maa is hiding around the corner listening to everything.
Bua Maa (to herself): Yeh pal jo tum apni maa ke saath ji rahe ho, yehi sab tumne mujhse cheen liya, Omkara. Abb tu hi mujhe mera Ratan waapis laake dega. Aur jab tak mera beta laut ke nahi aata, tab tak teri zindagi ka har faisla main loongi.
She calls someone on the phone.
Bua Maa (on the phone): Pooja shuru hone wali hai. Jaise hi khatam hogi, tum pohonch jaana.
She joins everyone else.
Bua Maa: Aw, how sweet! Kaheen nazar naa lag jaaye.
Rudra, Jahnvi and Omkara stop hugging.
Jahnvi: Bua Maa, pooja shuru karein?
Bua Maa: Haan, haan! Let’s go!
They all go to the mandir.
Mandir.
Pooja starts. Bua Maa, Jahnvi, Tej, Dadi watch both Omkara and Rudra take part in it. Everything goes well. Pooja ends.
Main hall, near the entrance.
Bua Maa and Omkara are sitting on the couch.
Bua Maa: Iss pooja ke saath tera bura waqt khatam, Omki. Main chahti hoon ke abb tu sab bhulaa ke zindagi ki ek nayi shuruwaat kare.
Omkara: Ji, bua maa.
Bua Maa: Ji bolne se kuch nahi hona, puttar. Aage badhne ke liye you’ll have to make more effort. Aur pehle kadam mein main teri madad karna chahti hoon. I have a present for you.
Bua Maa opens the entrance door. Gauri walks in to Oberoi Mansion, dabangg style (glasses on, wind in the hair). She goes towards Omkara with some documents in her hand. Omkara is shocked and angry.
Omkara: Tum yahan? I knew it. Tum Oberoi Mansion ko kabhi nahi chodogi na?
Gauri: Nandi banne ki koi zaroorat nahi hai, Omkaraji. Hum yahan rehne nahi, aap se talaaq mangne aaye hai. Aur hum koi apni marzi se nahi aaye. Bua Maa laayi hain humein, jail se baa-izzat bari karwaa ke.
Omkara: Bua Maa, yeh sab kya horaha hai?
Bua Maa: Puttar chahti to main bhi yehi thi ke yeh jail mein sadti rahe. Laikin tumhare future ke liye yeh divorce bohot zaroori hai. To teri azaadi ke badle maine isko azaad kiya. Main chahti hoon ke tujhe naya mauqa mile ek pati ke rishte ko nibhanay ka, apna pariwaar banaane ka.
Omkara: Par iss waqt meri zindagi mein pariwaar aur shaadi ki koi jagaa nahi hai. Aur shayad kabhi hogi bhi nahi.
Bua Maa: I understand this is hard for you.  Par Omki, tune mujhse vaada kiya tha. Ratan ki shaadi to main nahi dekh payi,to maine apne saare armaan tujhse bandhe hain. Kya tu mere liye itna bhi nahi kar sakta?
Omkara: Of course kar sakta hoon, Bua Maa. Laikin yeh meri zindagi ka ek bohot badaa faisla hai. Mujhe sochne ke liye kuch waqt chahiye.
Bua Maa: Omki main yeh nahi keh rahi ke aaj divorce papers pe sign karke kal hi shaadi kar le. But you need to understand that Gauri is now your past. To usko present mein rakhne ka kya faida? Apne kal ka boj uthaake agay badhna bohot mushkil hai.
Omkara: (pauses) I guess you’re right Bua Maa. Mujhe usko talaaq de deni chahiye. Laikin phir bhi, I need some time.
Bua Maa: Theek hai, puttar. But don't wait until it's too late.
Bua Maa gets a phone call and leaves.
Gauri: Bohot hi ajeeb chirautay ho aap, Omkara ji. Pehle to humein har baat pe jaane ko bolte the, aur abb jab hum khud aapse alag hona chahte hain, aapko sochne ka waqt chahiye?
Omkara: Aur tum? Khud iss ghar mein Chulbul bann ke ghussi, har baar rukkne ke liye koi na koi bahaana dhoonda, aur abb khud hi divorce maangne aagayi ho? Rudra tumhare baare mein sahi bolta hai. Kya sach hai kya jhoot, kuch samajh mein nahi aata.
Gauri: Omkara ji, agar sach ko dimagh se pehchaanne ki koshish karenge aur jhoot ko dil se, to sab kuch ulta hi lagega.
Omkara: Par tumhara sach to main jaanke hi rahoonga. Yeh divorce zaroor hoga, par tumhara poora plan expose hone ke baad.
Omkara takes off her glasses and looks her straight in the eyes with anger. Gauri tries to respond with a similarly tough look, but ends up staring at him longingly. Caught off guard, Omkara’s expression softens. Gauri suddenly looks away.
Gauri (trying to hide her sadness): Humara koi plan nahi hai. Hum bas aap ki tarha ek nayi shuruwaat chahte hain. Iss ghar mein humein izzat aur sammaan kabhi nahi milega, kyunki aap to iss shaadi ko maante hi nahi hain. Yeh rahe talaaq ke kagazaat, jab mann kare sign kar dijiye ga.
She hands him the papers.
Gauri: Hum jaa rahein hain. Namaste.
She takes a few steps towards the door, stops and turns to Omkara.
Gauri: Humara chashma?
Gauri spots the glasses in his hand, grabs them and starts to walk away, but something is holding her back, so she stops. It’s her glasses, which are stuck in a thread around Omkara’s wrist. The thread she had tied 3 months ago.
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Kuch Rang Pyar Ke - Episode 275-279 (20th March - 24th March, 2017)
This week had some of the best episodes of the show. I might not agree with everything that was shown, but it all laid out a strategy for what's going to happen next. 
Dev leaving a note for Sonakshi asking her to take a painkiller and to rest was a great scene to start off the week with. It gave me hope that for the rest of the week, Dev and Sonakshi are going to be cordial with each other, and that's exactly what happened. The conversation they had when when they were stranded in the forest is what helped them both realize that they're both hurting from the separation, and that they both feel saddened in their own ways. 
When Soha called Dev 'Papa,' I felt like I was happier than Dev was. When Sonakshi and Dev separated, Dev was left with no one. But that day, none of it mattered to him anymore. Sonakshi being genuinely happy about Soha calling Dev 'Papa' was heartwarming to watch. Of course, the highlight of the scene was the family picture. It felt so nice to see them forgetting all their problems, even if it was for a few seconds. 
Dev's gesture of taking Soha and Golu to the orphanage was very sweet, something that made us believe that the old Dev still exists. The most important aspect of this scene was the way Sonakshi kept looking at Dev the entire time they were there. We can slowly see Sonakshi's facade falling off, and that she’s showing her true feelings towards Dev. The entire time they were at the orphanage, Sonakshi could only look at Dev, the Dev she had fallen in love with. 
After watching that scene, it got me thinking about how this changes the game on who would first want a reconciliation. Until now, I was sure that Dev would be the first one to want a reconciliation, even though he would claim that he was just doing it for Soha. But after the orphanage scene, I feel like Sonakshi would be the one who would want to get back together with Dev. I feel like Sonakshi will tell Dev that she's ready to forget everything that he's done to her and her family, put everything in the past and start afresh with him and Soha as a happy family. We know that Dev wants nothing more than to be a happy family with Sonakshi and Soha, but not yet. For Dev, it doesn't change the fact that Sonakshi didn't trust his love enough. Sonakshi saying those things would not solve any of Dev's problems, as he knows Ishwari still hasn't changed. This time, he would not impulsively ask Sonakshi to be with him without being more than a hundred percent sure that Ishwari has accepted his relationship with Sonakshi with all her heart. 
When Soha tells her parents that she wants to live with the both of them, it comes as a shock to Dev and Sonakshi. But to be honest, it's a very normal thing for kids who come from a divorced family to ask for. Even though Sonakshi explained to Soha that she and Dev will not be able to live together, Soha is still a child. Things like this will not be understood so easily by her at this age. Dev was concerned too about Soha's wish, so he voiced out Soha's concern to her by explaining to her, "Suhana, main shayad aapka acha Papa ho sakta hoon, aapki Dadi ka acha beta bann sakta hoon, Golu ka acha chacha bann sakta hoon lekin aapki mummy ke liye kabhi ek acha husband nahi ho sakta." I loved the fact that Dev handled that part of the conversation with a lot more maturity that I expected him to. So did Sonakshi. No blame games, no fighting, just calmly explaining.
What Dev and Sonakshi are not understanding is that Soha's demand is very normal. Seeing her parents together, it was a very obvious thing for Soha to ask for. For Dev, this whole parenting thing is new. He doesn't even want the idea of Soha being disappointed to enter his mind. Them giving in to Soha's demand is going to be interesting to watch, but something good will come out of it, I know it :) 
Dev telling Ishwari that Sonakshi is a part of his life, but only as Soha's mom, made me very happy. Dev has finally acknowledged the fact that Sonakshi is Soha's mom, and there's nothing anyone can do or say to change that. To win over Soha, Sonakshi had to be won over first. And that's what we saw when Soha decided to call Dev 'Papa.' We saw her thinking about all the times Dev was with her mom, and how he helped her.  Not only Dev, but Sonakshi too had finally accepted the fact that Soha is also Dev's daughter. There was no more 'meri beti' from either side, and that is such a progress. It was a treat to hear Sonakshi say, "Soha Dev ki beti hai aur usey jaan ne ka poora haq hai" to when Bijoy asked her not to inform Dev about their move to Kolkata.  
Ishwari took me by surprise in the scene where she's talking to Dev about Sonakshi's presence in his life. With her arms folded, she had some new found confidence in her suspicion. She asks Dev, "Pata nahi kab peecha chodegi woh tumhara, kab teri zindage se hamesha ke liye..." to which Dev stopped her and said, "Sochke bol, Maa. Kya bol rahi hai tu?" Dev was firm with Ishwari in that scene and asked her to also acknowledge the fact that where ever Soha is going to be there, Sonakshi is going to be there too, but only as Soha's mom. Dev does not let his mom influence him anymore, and this conversation is proof of that. Ishwari saying that had Soha been brought up in her house, she wouldn't have been throwing a tantrum like this had me laughing to myself. Is it just me, or does anyone else feel like Soha's being unreasonable just like her Dadi? Isn't Soha throwing a tantrum just like how her Dadi would in order to get Dev to listen to her? Now now, what does Ishwari have to say to this.   Ishwari's most ignorant and idiotic comment till date was, "Dev aur Suhana ke beech mein Sonakshi kahan se aa gayi?" Does Ishwari not know how babies are born? For her to even think that and actually say it out loud to Mami is proof that redemption is extremely far from her. 
Asha made me very happy this week. The first time was when she asked Sonakshi if she started to love and trust Dev again. Asha was never against Dev. She always used to explain his perspective to Sonakshi. Even this time, Asha explained to her daughter that no matter what Sonakshi thinks about Dev, Soha is there as a joining force between them. The second time was when she told Bijoy, "Bachon ko agar meetha khilathe rahe to unhe mirchi khane ki aadat kabhi nahin padegi." That is so true. As parents, you cannot give in to anything and everything your (six year old) child asks for. Soha is just throwing a tantrum (like her Dadi and Dadu) and will get over it. I agreed with Asha when she told Sonakshi to let Soha go to Kolkata, as she will realize that she cannot stay without her parents, and will come back in a few days. Asha was the only sensible one to support Dev and Sonakshi in their decision of them staying together. Asha knows that something good will come out of this decision of theirs, she definitely is the coolest!  
My most favorite moments from all the episodes of the week was when Dev tells Golu, "Purani aadat hain meri. Iss ghar mein rehne wale aksar mujhse naraz ho jaate hain, aur main aise hi bahar baith kar unka wait karta hoon, unka mood theek hone ka." That was the cutest scene of the entire week. I wish I had a reason to explain why I liked it so much, but it just brought back so many good memories to me of when Dev and Sonakshi used to date. 
Dev and Sonakshi talking about Jatin was a scene which showed me how Dev and Sonakshi are not only cordial with each other now, but informal enough to tease each other a little bit. Of course, the highlight of that scene was when they both sat on the pavement, helpless about what to do. Dev saying, "Maine aaj itna helpless mehsoos nahi kiya, jitna aaj kar rahaa hoon. Shaayad uss din bhi nahi, jis din tum…" showed such a promise for their further interactions. They were finally talking as Dev and Sonakshi, and not just as Soha's parents. 
Bijoy never disapproved of Dev until he saw tears in his daughter's eyes because of Dev. Bijoy didn't interfere in Sonakshi's choice until Dev broke up with her the first time. Bijoy not trusting the entire Dixit family is completely acceptable. Dev would've been the same, if not worse, to the guy who broke Soha's heart. My only problem with Bijoy is the fact that he's very interfering in Sonakshi's decisions, and that confuses her as to whether she's doing the right thing. This week, Bijoy did nothing but diss Dev, and think that a six year old's idea of moving to a different city is genius. Well, Kolkata isn't a secret place, and Dev can easily get there. It's not going to be rocket science for Dev to figure out how to get to Kolkata to meet his daughter. We know Bijoy is coming from a protective side, but he's becoming illogical by doing so. He literally started packing his bags the second Soha said she wants to move to Kolkata. If Bijoy tries one more time to keep Sonakshi and Dev apart from each other, as Asha said, Soha will blame her Dadu for keeping her parents away from each other. And what I don't understand is how Bijoy was ready to skip his own son's wedding ceremony in order to keep Dev away from Soha. I agree with the tweets that say just like how Ishwari is blind towards her daughter's needs, Bijoy is the same to Saurabh. 
Sonakshi and Dev arguing about their new living situation was a fun scene to watch. First of all, thank you to Sonakshi for questioning Dev about what's wrong if she's a feminist. I don't want to get into the details of feminism, but i'm sure Dev will learn the meaning of it soon. Both Dev and Sonakshi not wanting to stay in the others' house was very understandable. If I were Sonakshi, there is no way i'd want to go back to that 'madhouse.' She was miserable there (except for when she was alone with Dev) and as she said, she was saying that with experience. Dev not wanting to go to the Bose house is understandable too. The Boses think he kicked them out of their house, so obviously they weren't going to welcome him into their home. So this temporary solution they came up with, as of now, is going to be very interesting to watch.
Before entering the Bose house for his week long stay, I loved the flashbacks and the memories that Dev was thinking about, "Ek baar phir, zindagi ne mujhe isi darwaze ke saamne laakar khada kar diya hain. Kitni ajeeb baat hain, aur aisa lagta hai ke jaise iss ghar se, ek nahi, kahi rishte jude hain. Boss, dost, boyfriend, pagal aashiq, aur ab pati. Lekin ye rishta, sabse khaas hain. Aaj se pehle, main kitna kuch tha. Lekin aaj ke baad, main sirf Suhana ka Papa hoon." I loved how he thought about all the different kinds of relationships he shared with Sonakshi. This was one of the best scenes of the week.  
Dev and Sonakshi went against their whole family and told them that they made their decision of living together solely for Soha, and that it has nothing to do with anyone or anything else. It made me happy to realize that they are making this decision together. Dev and Sonakshi have realized that the other will always have a place in Soha's heart. Dev telling Soha that it was him and her mom who decided to stay together for Soha was something that I was waiting to watch. I wanted to see Dev tell Soha that he and Sonakshi are in this together, and only for Soha. And Dev thanking Asha for her support was heartwarming to watch. Dev always used to tell Sonakshi how understanding and supporting her mom is. 
Is it just me, or does anyone else think that Dev staying in the Bose house isn't going to be that bad? I mean, of course, it's not going to be all rainbows and sunshine. But it's not going to be like Dev will be miserable there. I really wish something good comes out of his stay there. I really want Asha to explain to Dev all that Sonakshi had to go through after their separation. I would love to see that conversation between the two of them, a nice, mature conversation that makes Dev understand how Sonakshi was treated in the Dixit house. I hope the Boses also get to know that Dev had nothing to do with the evacuation and prenup papers, but I think it's too soon for that. To say that i'm looking forward to the next few episodes is an understatement! 
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Episode 1 While the song "abhi nah jaayo chodkar" played in the background, Zoya ran all excitedly, juggled through the streets of Mussoorie, with a wide smile on her face. She held two letters in her hand while the sun completed his duty to shine brightly over the humongous valleys of the beautiful town. "Zoya beta aap subah subah kahan jaa rhi hai itni jaldi mein" asked a lady who was watering her plants in her flower shop. "Yash se milne, Mrs. Augustus" Zoya said pausing for a moment, getting her breath back. "Hum aapko baad mein batate hai. Abhi humein jaldi hai". She sprinted in a second without letting the lady complete her  line. She barged inside a a house and entered a room full of books. She jumped on the person sleeping on the bed. "AAAHHH ZOYA!"irritated Yash shouted at her while removing the blanket from his face. "At least tell me before jumping on me suddenly" he complained. "Oh stop your drama. Dekho mere paas kya hai" she pointed towards the letters. Yash grabbed his spectacles while getting up rubbing his eyes, which were kept on the side table and held the letters reading the name of the sender. ''Kya yeh woh hai jo main soch raha hoon?'' Yash asked with a smile on his face and his eyes beaming in excitement. ''Ji, hum Mumbai jaa rhe hai!'' Yash and Zoya were childhood friends who grew up in an orphanage in Mussoorie after their parents died in a car crash. Zoya had completed her MBA while Yash had cleared the IPS exam. Zoya had applied for the job in a multinational company HH Industries and Yash had applied for his placement in Mumbai as he wanted to be with Zoya. Their wishes were fulfilled as they both received the confirmation letters for the jobs. Zoya was on cloud nine. She had always dreamt of joining a large company where she could meet new people and earn a lot. Yash and Zoya had suffered a lot during their childhood due to poverty and the harsh behaviour of their caretaker. But finally the day came when Zoya could reach her ambitions. She smiled widely with her eyes filled with hope. Yash had always wished for her happiness more than anything. He prepared for his exams in the hope that if he got top scores, he will  be given the right to decide where to go. And he chose the place Zoya always wanted to go so that he could go with her. Yash watched Zoya's joy and excitement and couldn't resist hugging her. ''Congratulations Zoya'' he wished keeping his head on her shoulder. ''Congratulation to you too Yash'', she smiled. Zoya had considered Yash her best friend and her support. But she never thought of him more than a good friend. That was not the case for Yash. He had loved her immensely from the day Zoya first kissed him on the cheek when Yash had saved her from a street dog. Since the day they were seven, he never thought of anyone except Zoya. He had sacrificed his everything to make her the happiest. All he cared for was her. He wanted to confess her when they reach Mumbai. He was waiting for the right moment. He wanted Zoya and him to settle in their jobs before bringing up the topic of marriage because he knew what was more important for his love. ~~~~~~~~~~ "Zoya tum taiyyaar ho?" Yash asked while grabbing his car keys from the drawer. It was their first day at the jobs. Yash had prepared Zoya's breakfast and lunch while she was getting ready. He had packed it in the lunch bags as he knew Zoya would eat her breakfast in the car. "I am here. Lets go." Zoya said while coming out of her room wearing a peach embroidered kurti and a pair of jeans with nude stilletoes. She had her long black her curled and applied very light makeup to go with her dress. Yash was awestruck at the sight of how beautiful she looked. "Yash! Lets go" Yash got back to this senses and they both left their apartment to go to the Zoya's office. Its been a week since Yash and Zoya shifted to Mumbai. They had rented   two BHK apartment in Bandra because it was close to Zoya's office. Yash had been given a car for his duty by the government. They had settled in the new city well. ~~~~~~~~~~ "Excuse me. I am Zoya from Mussoorie. Its my first day of work. Can you tell me where I should go", Zoya asked the lady at the reception desk of HH Indutries. Zoya was instructed to go on the top floor of the building to meet her new boss Harshvardhan Hooda. She had only seen him in the newpapers or on TV. He was her idol. She had wished to meet him always and now she was outside his cabin, her palms all sweaty but her eyes filled with confidence. She knocked the door and as she went into the cabin, she saw a the head chair turned opposite her with a man sitting on that with his legs crossed and a file in his hand. "Good Morning sir. I am Zoya. Your new secretary starting today. Nice to meet you", she greeted with full enthusiasm. "Hmm" a short yet cold reply made her way. "What! Sirf hmm. Yeh kya hota hai. Humne itne pyaar se bulaaya aur yeh hai ki. Khair Zoya aaj aapka pehla din hai koi gadbad matt kijiyega." Her old habit of talking to herself in the lowest tone never left her side. She could do this at any time and at any place, no matter what. "Did you say something" asked her boss still not turning towards her. "No sir. I didn't say anything. Umm sir what should I do first?" Zoya asked to cover her foolishness. "Clean my desk. Sort out all the files but don't throw anything. Make sure you don't make sound because I hate being disturbed", and he again diverted his focus on his file after that cold lines. Zoya did as she was told. She cleared up the mess that was created on his desk. "Done sir", she said after finishing her work. He finally closed his file and turned around. Zoya looked at him shocked and surprised.+ "Aap" "What? Do I look funny to you?" "Who are you?" "Me? Your boss. President of HH Industries, Aditya Hooda. TheAdiyaTales Episode 2 Aditya Hooda was at one of the top positions of HH Industries, not just because his father was the chairman of the company, but he was more than capable for this role. He had spent almost his entire life in London studying, from elementary school to Oxford University, away from his family. A year ago, he returned back to Mumbai to take over the role as the President. He was an exquisitely handsome young man of thirty with a muscular build and well toned body. Aditya's fashion style was cherry on the cake. Always dressed formally in perfect fit suits and his Armani watch which he loved the most. He would have been perfect in all ways if his arrogance and harshness didn't poured out from his attitude and aura.+ On the other side, Zoya was breath-takingly beautiful. She was fun loving and a little quirky, as Yash would describe her. Zoya had a heart of gold, loved by everyone around her. Though she was talkative, and by that means, a lot. She had an unusual way to live her life, laughing at the most inappropriate places, crying out all of a sudden, doing things which sometimes shocked her best friend, even if he knew her the best. All that aside, she was extremely honest about what she felt. Zoya was straightforward, facing the world head on, which was the trait that Yash loved the most. Zoya's hopes of meeting her inspiration crashed to pieces when she saw an unfamiliar man as her boss. "But I was told I will be secretary to Mr. Harshvardhan Hooda.", she complained as this was not what she expected. He looked at her in the most digusted way after hearing her complain. "Look I don't have enough free time to give you any explanations regarding your stupidity or your immature work behaviour. One word more and you will be thrown out of this office. And I will make sure you never get a job elsewhere.", Aditya said in the harshest way possible. "Now go make me a cup of coffee. Hurry" As Zoya was making the coffee in the cafetaria, all she could do was talk to herself "Kya samajhte hai khudko. Matlab koi Aise baat karta hai employees se. Kitna achcha hota naa agar HH sir ke saath kaam karte. Kahan yeh Aditya ke chakkar mein fasa diya aapne Allah", she poured the coffee in the cup to take it to her boss. ~~~~~~~~~~ "Tum ro kyu rahi ho Zoya?" Yash enquired seeing Zoya in her room, continuously sobbing. "Humne Kya socha tha aur kya ho gya. Hum nhi jaa rhe kal se kaam par", Zoya said while sneezing her nose in the tissue which Yash handed over to her. "Arey baba kuch batayogi bhi yaa yoohi bachon ki tarah yahan baith kar royi jaayogi?", Yash said holding her hand. "Hum naa uss adhiyal..I mean uss Aditya Hooda ko bade pyaar se coffee lakar di aur....." ~~~~~~~~~~ Flashback: "Sir your black coffee", Zoya kept the coffee cup on his table. While looking at his files, he took the cup in his hand and the moment he sipped the coffee, his eyes became red with anger. He, with a great force, smashed the cup on the floor near Zoya, missing her by a centimeter. "Maine tumse ek chota sa kaam diya aur tumse woh bhi naa huya. Itni bakwaas coffee maine aaj tak nhi pee" He shouted while getting up. "Sorr..rry sir. I didn't know aapko coffee kaisi achchi lagti hai...", a tear escaped Zoya's eye when she apologised. "Shut up! I don't need excuses. This is the last time I am telling you how I like my coffee. If this repeats next time, you will be fired" ~~~~~~~~~~ "Humne aaj tak aisa sadu aur ghatiya aadmi nhi dekha. Isske baad saara din humse mazdooron jaise kaam karaya. Kam se kam hazaar baar daata hoga humein. Aur taane toh mahashaye ke kabhi band hi nhi hote.....", she kept on complaining about her boss while Yash carefully registered her every word in his mind. But all he could focus was her cute angry face and her hand movements being totally mersmerised. "Yash! Yash!", Zoya said waving her hand to alert Yash who was deeply concentrating on her beauty. "Huh? Haa? Kya keh rhi thi tum?", Yash asked getting back to his senses. "Kya hai Yash. Yahan hum apni life ki itni dukhbari dastan suna rhe hai aur aap hai ki apne khyalon mein khoye hai. Bataiye na hum kya karein?" Zoya was irritated with her new boss and his rude behaviour. "Zoya yaar tumhe kaun force kar raha hai uss company mein kaam karne ke liye. Tumhe isse better position mil sakti hai kisi aur badi company mein and you know that.", Yash said comforting her. "Yash hamara bachpan ka sapna hai Harshvardhan sir yaani ke hamare idol ki company mein kaam karne ka. Agar humein wahan kisi sweeper ki bhi job mil jaati toh hum kar lete. Aap yeh achche se jaante hai.", dissapointed Zoya said. "Jaanta hoon Zoya lekin aisa kya hai uss aadmi mein joh tum usko itna like karti ho." Yash enquired. "Harshvardhan sir hamare liye inspiration hai. Kaise unhone Itna bada empire akele ek choti si basti se shuru karke, poori duniya se ladhkar banaya hai. Aur woh gareebon ki kitni madad karte hai. Employees ko kitna pyaar dete hai. He is the best." Zoya's eyes glittered as she told Yash about her idol. "Zoya joh jaisa dikhta hai zaroori nhi ki woh waisa hi ho" Yash said in a very low tone thinking deeply looking at the floor. "Kya?" "Nothing. Chalo dinner is ready. I have prepared your favorite Rajma chawal. Lets dig in", Yash said cheering Zoya up. "Wow Rajma Chawal. Give me two minutes to freshen up." Zoya excitedly said going into the washroom. Yash stood up looking at the window thinking critically about something before going out to set the table.
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TT, i was thinking about you today and I think I used to read your lbs! last year (or two years ago, I don’t remember) did you ever write lbs on Ek Bhram Sarvagun Sampana and say something about Jhanvi having an argument with herself about whether or not she had feelings for Kabir instead of singing Ho Gaya Hai Tujhko To Pyaar Sajna
I just feel like you were the one because that’s exactly your style of writing! I laughed so hard and I used to update myself through your lbs! (but I forgot my password to that account and lost it) Also, did you write on Kahan Hum Kahan Tum cause I also read that on the page I’m talking about (which I’m like 99% sure is yours)
Anyways I really want to read all your past lbs? Is there a chance you could link all the shows you’ve done? You can link it whenever you have the time I know you’re busy. But I’d love that! Thank you for always making me laugh!
Hello anon!
I got both your messages!!!!
I believe you are talking about this post! I also added some examples from KHKT and Sanjeevani to it, as seen here!
And yes, I did do EBSS and KHKT lbs! In general, allllllllll the show lbs can be found under the general tag “episode liveblogs” (mini lbs here!) I also add a tag for the lbs of the specific show as well, so for EBSS, it’s this, and KHKT it’s this! Have fun!
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Rozaana RiKara #2 The TALK
Shakti really brings a cactus ! This is just  😂 😂 😂 😂
Now it’s Om’s turn. Om says he can’t. Dadi asks him -
“Kyun?, teri haathon mein mehendi lagi hui hai ?”  😂
Om says Gauri is not here. Tada ! Gauri is here !  😍
She says - “Ab toh aa gaye hum. Ab khelenge aap?”
Om literally goes to her. ShivIka smiles.
“Kahan thee tum, kitne phone kiye maine”
Gauri says - “Woo, baaris ho rahi thi aur paani tha, hum phass gaye.”
Om says - “Phone toh utha sakti thi na, check karo, kitni baar call kiya maine.
“Wo...
Dadi interrupts...Gauri picks the chit, and she is like I can’t do it. 
Anika ties that cloth to her eyes and all cheer. Om is like “Yeh kya baccho wala khel..”
Even chubby asks him to play  🤣
All deviate her. 
Aa gaya ! That epic reaction of Om ! He lifts his hands in the air like 🙌
Family plays ringa ringa roses with Gauri. All surround her.
Gauri -- “Hey Sankarji, hume Omkaaraji tak pahunchaadijiye”
Bingo. She goes as if she got some indication from God. Right there. Straight, turns left, raises her hand and there you go , finds Om. She holds him arms, ( haaye, ) and he takes her hands in his. She then takes his name. New Saathiya BG plays. That instrumental one. His smile .  😘 😘 😘
Dadi and all clap.Now it’s Om turn to pick the chit and he has to say a SHAAYARI to her. (Quite easy? No man ! ) Shivaay tells Om that it’s not done that he didn’t do shaayri for Gauri. All say, Haww. 
“Ïtni bade shaayar ne aaj tak apni biwi ke liye shayari nahi kee hai. That’not cool. This is your turn, come on do it.” ( Come on, Om, kuch toh bol, yes, you can do it man !) 
Gauri says that it is not needed, if he is not comfortable.
Om starts -
“Tere mere beech judaa tha ek rishta anjaane mein, jaane ek chota sa kissa kab badal gaya afsaane mein. Waqt ke ghullak ke sab lamhe, tere naam pe kharch hue, aadhe tujhe sataane mein, aadhe tujhe manaane mein Ab dil ko tujhse kaam hai kya, iss rishte ka naam hai kya,main aur dil dono uljhe hain,iss masle ko suljhaane mein”
Om ! I am just like this now,
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All clap. A proper Thank You slips from Gauri’s mouth and he all smiles. ( Oh Shit ! ) and Om doesn’t fail to notice it. 
“Ek minute, Kya kaha?”
“Kya suna aapne? THANKOO kaha humne.”
“Thankoo...”
Now ShivIka stuff ! BTW, the new harmonium BG for ShivIka is good.
Shit man ! Rudra’s TRP joke was just  🤣 🤣 🤣
ShivIka’s shaadi is in seven days. ( Finally, eh ?)
AniRi are going to a village to attend a wedding, for a day. (Not going to elaborate). Gauri is packing, and hides her English books. She also messages her teacher that she won’t come. Om comes into the room and she hides her phone. He is bit skeptical I guess, he asks her, she denies. He tries to talk and she ignores him. He sees her phone on bed and the msg (in Hindi) is visible to him. He feels that Gauri has cancelled her meeting for this. 
Gauri tries hard to zip the suitcase and Om helps her. He looks continuously at her and she looks everywhere but him.  🙄 🙄 🙄 Banda baat karne ke liye utsuk hai baalike. As soon as she opens her mouth, 
“Ab iskeliye Thank You mat bolna. Waise Daadi ne tumse aur Bhaabhi se poocha nahi,seedha keh diya jaane ke liye., koi problem toh nahi na?”
“Nahi toh. Hume koi problem nahi.”
“Nahi, matlab, ho sakta hai, ki tumhaare koi aur plans ho ( SAD OM BGM PLAYS 🙄 ).You know, mera maan na hai Gauri, ke insaan ko wahi karna chahiye jo woh karna chahta hai (Kya beta?, apni  patni ki kahi huyi baat use hi bata rahe ho ?). Isliye main tumse keh raha hoon. Tum wahi karo, jo tum karna chahti ho, agar nahi jaana chaahti ho toh mat jaao. Kisike dabaav mein aake, please kuch mat karo”
“Aapko esa kyun lagta hain, ki hum kisike dabaav mein aakar kar rahein hain. Esa bhi ho sakta hai, ki hume iss ghar ke liye, ghar walon ke liye kuch karne mein khushi milti ho.”
“Dekho, I agree, main samajh sakta hoon, but mein generally baat kar raha hoon.”
“Aapne kaha toh iska matlab yahi hua Omkaaraji, ki aapne hume kabhi samjha hi nahi.”
“Tumne bhi toh mujhe kabhi nahi samjha na. Aur, agar tum kuch kahogi hi nahi, toh main kaise samjhoo.”
“Hum kuch kehte bhi toh aap hume ghalat samajhte hain. Isiliye ab humne bolna hi band kar diya hai.”
“Gauri,main apni galatiyon ke liye maafi maang chuka hoon. That means, I have accepted it.”
“Omkaaraji, ye sab hum aapko ehsaas dilane ke liye nahi keh rahein hain. Na hi hume koi shikayat hain. Aur phir woh kehte hain na, “JAB KUCH SAMAJH NA AAYE TOH WAQT PE CHHOD DENA CHAHIYE. Wahi kar rahein hain hum. AUR ACCHA HI HUA EK TARAH SE KI HUM DO DINO KE LIYE BAHAR JAA RAHE HAIN. AAPKO HUMSE, WOO KA KEHTE HAIN... BREEAAK MIL JAAYEGA.”
All that Om says end of this is -
“Gauri, have a safe trip.” 
Episode ends
Cheers, L ! 
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tadibaaaz · 7 years
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Episode 1
Oberoi Mansion. Entrance.
Oberoi Mansion is all lit up for a special occasion. Omkara and Gauri, who are walking in opposite directions, bump into each other, causing some fairy lights to fall on them. Just like they had on Chulbul and Omkara. Omkara looks at her and smiles, but all of a sudden, she becomes distressed.
Gauri: Humein jaana hoga!
Omkara: Kahaan?
Gauri: Iss waqt hum aapke jitna kareeb rahenge, utna hi aapki jaan ko zyaada khatra hoga.
Omkara: Kaisa khatra? Kaunsa khatra? Kis se?
Gauri: Aap ghabraaiye matt. Hum aapko kuch nahi honay denge!
She untangles herself and runs towards the main door, leaving Om tangled behind her.
Omkara: Gauri! Ruko!
Omkara tries to free himself, but he’s stuck. Gauri turns around to face him. She goes back to Omkara and ties a thread around his wrist.
Gauri: Hum sab theek kardeinge. Haath chhoda hai, saath kabhi nahin chhodenge.
Gauri turns away and runs out of the mansion.
Omkara: Gauri!
Omkara’s room. Omkara is lying on the bed in a coma. His vital signs are going crazy, causing a lot of beeping in the room. A flustered Rudra is the only person in the room.
Rudra: Nurse! Nurse!
Omkara gasps for air as if calling out Gauri’s name and opens his eyes. It was all a dream. Rudra holds him and tries to calm him down.
Rudra: O! Aap theek ho! Sab theek hai!
Omkara: Rudra...
The nurse comes in. Rudra steps back and calls Shivaay.
Rudra: Shivaay bhaiyya! Omkara ko hosh aagaya! Aap please jaldi se aa jao!
Jahnvi, Dadi and Bua Maa come running in the room. They can’t believe Omkara is finally better. All of them are extremely emotional, hugging and crying.
Omkara: Mom, Gauri kahan hai?
Bua Maa: Haye naam matt le uska puttar. Usne jo tumhare saath kiya I can never forgive her for that.
Jahnvi: You were right about her, Om. Woh larki dhokebaaz nikli.
Bua Maa: Uss hi ki wajaah se to tera yeh haal hua hai. Laikin koi nai, all’s well that ends well.
Omkara: But Bua Maa kaise? Woh to...
Shivaay comes in with the doctor.
Shivaay: I think behtar yehi hoga if we don’t discuss this right now. You need to focus on getting well first.
Dadi: Haan, Omkara, bas abb tu jaldi se theek hoja.
Shivaay: Doctor?
The doctor nods. Everyone but Shivaay and Rudra leaves the room to let him check Omkara.
Outside the room, a frantic Tej comes running.
Tej: How is he?
Jahnvi: Thoda weak hai, but I think he’ll be fine. Doctor abhi check up kar rahe hain.
Tej: Goddamnit, Jahnvi, I need to see him!
Tej tries to enter the room, but Jahnvi stops him.
Jahnvi: Abhi nahi, Tej. Woh waise hi bohot stressed hai. Main nahi chahti ke tumhe dekh ke uski haalat bigad jaaye.
Tej: He’s my son!
Jahnvi: Laikin woh tumhe abhi baap nahi manta. I can’t believe mujhe tumse yeh kehna padd raha hai, but think logically. Inn 3 maheeno mein tum badle ho, woh nahi.
Tej (sighs): You’re right.
Tej, dejected, steps away from the door.
Omkara’s room.
Shivaay sits on the edge of Omkara’s bed and holds his hand.
Shivaay: You have no idea how glad I am ke tum theek ho. I’ve missed you so much. Inn 3 maheeno mein...
Omkara: 3 maheene? Shivaay, mujhe kuch samajh mein nahi aa raha!
Shivaay: Waqt aane pe main tumhe khud sab samjhaa doonga. But filhaal tum aaraam karo. I don’t want to lose you like this ever again.
Rudra: Haan, O, don’t worry. Picchle 3 maheeno mein jitney bhi jokes crack kiye hain, woh sab aapko sunaoon ga.
They laugh and hug.
Omkara: Rudra?
Rudra: Awkward hogaya?
Omkara: Nahin. Thoda zyada tight hogaya.
He lets go.
Shivaay: Chalein, Dumbbell Singh Oberoi? (to Omkara) I’m so glad tum humare paas waapis aagaye.
Omkara: Kaise jaata? One for all, all for one, remember?
Living room. Everyone’s gathered. The doctor comes towards them.
Shivaay: Om abb kaisa hai, doctor?
Doctor: Woh abb khatre se baahir hai. Thodi weakness hai, laikin kuch dinon mein bilkul theek hojaayenge.
Everybody’s relieved.
Dadi: Bhagwaan ka lakh lakh shukar! Bas abb meray bachon ki zindagi mein aisi koi aafat na aaye!
Bua Maa: Maine to pandit ji se kehke pooja ka intezaam bhi karwa liya hai. Humare ghar ke bachon ko koi buri nazar na lage abb.
Doctor: Yeh kuch medicines hain unki recovery ke liye.
He hands a slip to Tej.
Tej: Yeh sab main personally jaake abhi le aata hoon. We can’t afford to trust anybody with Om’s health right now.
As Tej leaves the room, we see Bua Maa sending a message to someone: “Waqt aagaya hai. Pooja mein koi gadbad nahi honi chahiye.”
Omkara’s room.
Alone in his room, Omkara keeps thinking about the dream. He tries to call Gauri, but her phone isn’t reachable.
Omkara (to himself): Main iss larki ke liye kyun itna pareshaan horaha hoon?
He calls Anika instead.
Anika (emotional): Hello! Omkara! Kaise ho tum?
Omkara (sad): Main theek hoon abb bhabhi. Aapki bohot yaad aarahi hai.
Anika: Kuch hua hai kya? Tum itne pareshaan kyun ho?
Omkara: Pata nai, bhabhi. Sab kuch itna ajeeb sa lag raha hai. Khaali sa... Kya aap mujhse milne aa sakti hain?
Anika (teary): Tumhe dekhne ka bohot mann kar raha hai, Om. Laikin tum to jaante ho na, main Shivaay ke saamne nahi aa sakti... Par tum bilkul matt ghabraao. Shivaay, Rudra aur Gauri koi bhi raita nahi phailne denge. To yeh jo bhi michmichi abhi horahi hai tumhe uspe dehaan matt do.
Omkara: Anika bhabhi, Gau...
Omkara hears someone outside the door.
Omkara: ... Main aapse baad mein baat karta hoon.
He hangs up. Rudra enters the room with a tray.
Rudra: Dekho, O! Aapka favourite... Main! Aur...
He shows Omkara the plate of food on his tray.
Omkara: Rudra, Shivaay kahan hai?
Rudra (jokingly): Shivaay bhaiyya doctor ki report le rahe hai.
Omkara: Woh theek to hai na? Anika bhabhi ke jaane ke baad?
Rudra: Dikhaate to woh yehi hain ke unhe koi farak nahi padta, laikin Annika bhabhi ke jaane ke baad, woh kya, ghar mein koi bhi theek nahi hai.
Shivaay enters the room.
Shivaay: Mere baghair kya baatein horahi hain yahan?
Omkara: Kuch nahi Shivaay, woh bas...
Rudra (absent-mindedly): ... O bhabhi ke baray mein pooch rahay the.
Rudra immediately realizes his slip of tongue and shuts up. Omkara gives him a disapproving look.
Shivaay (unfazed): Oh, Gauri! Humare hotay hue usko kuch nahi ho sakta. Don’t worry, O.
Omkara: Par Gauri hai kahan?
Rudra: Jis din aap coma mein gaye the, Gauri bhabhi mere paas aayi thi...
Flashback.
Gauri (hysterical): Rudy bhaiyya! Aapko kuch bhi karke Omkaraji ko bachaana hoga! Bua Maa Ratan ko paane ke liye har hadd paar kar sakti hain!
Rudra: Bhabhi yeh aap kya bol rahi ho? Ratan to marr chukka hai!
Gauri: Bua Maaji ko lagta hai ke Ratan Omkaraji ke bache ke roop mein waapis aayega. Aur jab woh aayega to... Omkara jaayega.
Rudra: Aisa ho hi nahi sakta. Bua Maa to O se sabse zyada pyaar karti hain! Apna beta maanti hain unko!
Gauri: Yakeen to humein bhi nahi horaha tha. Par jab humne unse kaha ke hum maa nahi bann sakte, to unhone humein apna poora plan harharai ke bataa diya. Humne Omkaraji ko phone (gets teary-eyed)... (wipes her eyes) khair, abb woh humein iss ghar se nikaalna chahti hain, kyunki hum unke kisi kaam ke nahi hain. Aur agar humara shak sahi hai to aaj Omkaraji ke saath jo bhi hua uska saara ilzaam...
Bua Maa (yelling off screen): Gauri!
Rudra (shocked): ... Aap pe lagega.
Oberoi Mansion Entrance
Gauri and Rudra cautiously enter the room. Bua Maa, Jahnvi, Tej and Dadi are standing there, angry and confused.
Gauri: Kya hua Bua Maaji? Omkaraji theek to hojaenge na?
Bua Maa: Wah! What a girl! Khud Omki ka yeh haal karke, humse inti masoomiyat se pooch rahi hai ke woh theek hoga ke nahi! Jaise ke tumhe kuch pata hi nahi hai!
Gauri: Bua Maaji aap hum pe aisa ilzaam kaise lagaa sakti hain? Jab Omkaraji behosh hue, hum to aapke saath pool area mein the!
Bua Maa: Jhoot pe jhoot! Main pool area mein kya karoongi?
Jahnvi: I can’t believe this, Gauri. Uss waqt Bua Maa apne kamre mein baal blow dry kar rahi thi. Maine khud suna.
Dadi: Humne tumhe iss ghar ki bahu maana, itna bharosa kiya. Aur tumne mere potay ke saath... (tears up)
Gauri: Laikin Dadi hum yeh sab kyun karenge?
Tej: To tum kehna kya chahti ho? Ke yeh Omkara ki Bua Maa ne kiya? Uski dadi ne? Maa ne? Ya phir uske apne baap ya bhai ne? Look around you, Gauri. Iss waqt ghar mein sirf yehi log hain. Aur agar tumhe in mein se kisi pe bhi ilzaam lagaana hai, to soch samajh ke lagaana.
Gauri: Hum ilzaam nahi, sirf sach bolenge. Aur sach yehi hai ke...
Shivaay walks in with the police behind him.
Shivaay: Kya sach hai aur kya jhoot, woh police decide karegi. Abb tumhe jo bhi bolna hai, jail jaake unn se bolna.
Gauri: Suboot kya hai humaare khilaaf?
Tej: Suboot bhi mil hi jaayega. Don’t you worry. Take her away!
The police handcuff Gauri and take her outside the Oberoi Mansion.
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tellyupdate · 7 years
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Tu sooraj main sanjh piyaji – beautiful blossom of love -episode 2
Tu sooraj main sanjh piyaji – beautiful blossom of love -episode 2
Thanks for ur lovable comments my dear friends
Diya #2 Vansh meets the girl who is none other than saraswathi. Saraswathi is a beauty with brain and she is calm and composed. She has come to mall for shopping. Vansh follows saras in all the shops wherever she goes.
Golu- vansh bhaiya kahan ja rahe ho aap Vansh- arey tum ek min ruko main jakar atha hun tum kanak ko lekar ghar pahuncho Golu – ok…
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tellywoodtrash · 5 years
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ebss 19.08.19 lb
sigh. we in the home stretch. hope they wrap up this show decently. meanwhile imma take this one last month to soak in as much of shrenu's face as possible.
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pooja is me. mauka dekha nahi, slinked the fuck out of a social sitch.
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bloody kabir. the way he framed it at first i genuinely thought there was a good motive behind all this and he was trying to protect pooja and maa from something. but nope. he just hired goons to watch over maa.
(with what fucking money??????? WHO IS FINANCING ALL THIS WHEN YOU PPL WERE STRUGGLING FOR EVERY DAMN RUPEE TILL LIKE 3 DAYS AGO??)
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oh great. that eye medicine has kicked in.
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LMAO WHUT??????? HER FIGHTING SKILLZ ARE BACK???? IS SHE DAREDEVIL, KI EK SHAKTI GAYI TOH DUSRI AA GAYI???? KYAAAAAAAA KUCH BHI.
but will i ever get tired of seeing shrenu parikh beat the shit outta men 3 times her size? nope. this needs to be a personality feature in every character she plays.
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badi jaldi aa gaye kabir baba.
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hein???? "kuch nahi hoga tumhe, pooja"?????? kuch zyaada hi pyaar nahi ho raha? *geet from jwm voice* chakkar kya hai boss?????
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"ek ladki ke saath aisa behave karte hain???"
LMAOOOOOOOOO OK. TU BADI IZZAT KE SAATH PESH AA RAHA THA USKE SAATH HUH? CHALL HATT BC.
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[dulhan hum le jayenge music plays]
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lol sonali's face journey on the question "kabir aur pooja kahan gaye hain???"
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official story here is "stress se behosh ho gayi." kabir quite well versed in indian govt and media's whitewashing ways.
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ranjeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet. *pulls his cheek* i think i'll miss him the most out of all these characters. who will give me my daily 80s-90s ghaati references after this???? a boy after my own heart onlyyyy he is.
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doctor ko nahi, amma, police ko bulaiye. aur is mushtande ko arrest karwaiye.
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"uske saath deal karna itna mushkil hoga, maine socha nahi tha."
LMAO REALLY????????? SHE WAS JANHVI FUCKING MITTAL, BITCH. TUM NE TOH BOHUTTTTT HI EASY LIYA HUA HAI.
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sonali tu toh iske saath mil ke criminal mastermind banti jaa rahi hai.
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~genius~~ plan of the day: pretend to be seriously behosh, get admitted to hospital, delay the wedding, profit.
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amma, kuch zyaada hi overacting.
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lo aa gaya. *ashaji voice* dekho woh aa gaya! *horny panting*
(quite apt for zain in all black. petition to keep him dressed like this always and forever.)
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"main ek baar try karoon?" lol oh noooooo.
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oh hoooooooo, pooja. tum toh kachchi khilaadi nikli.
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kabir reminding everyone Tellywood 101: fucking look if the fucking door is open and if someone is fucking standing there listening to your ~amazinggggggggg~ plans.
it used to be janhvi's MO of choice no, skulking outside doors and overhearing shit? how she forgot sooooo easily???
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sis khoon kar iska. baap ka tu kar nahi paayi, iska hi karle.
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"main bhi koi bewakoof nahi hoon!" says the biggest bewakoof within indore city limits.
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dayummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, girl. can't say the outfit is great, but you're looking fireeeee.
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idk why you explaining to this bitch, pooja. live your damn life, man.
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sonali has come as messenger ki mehendi ke liye ready ho jaao.
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kabir is informing ki some "kalyani bua" is coming. who is apparently a fasaadan. ofc she is. mittal haina. which one of you is fucking normal?
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oh her name is being used because pooja's never seen her, only heard the stories.
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lmaoooooooooooo she's closing the door.
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amma is like you stop trying so hard. let me handle this.
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shaadi toh honi hi hai. ab chaahe show khatam ho raha ho ya aur kuch. shaadi toh karwaake hi chodenge tera channel waale.
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oooooooh, i like this look.
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mummy ka paara chadha hua. what's new?
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lmao the fuck is this outfit??????? why is that dupatta thing so awkwardly pinned on his shoulder? and why does that one sleeve look like a fish fin?????
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omfg zain wtf, why are you holding the cone like that, you savage?????
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JESUS CHRIST, MEN CAN'T DO ANYTHINGGGGGGG RIGHT. WTF IS THIS?????
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"tumhare haath pe mera naam, i just love it. khoobsoorat lag raha hai ekdum tumhari tarah!"
you know that new twitter meme where ppl force bots to watch a 1000 hours of something and come up with an automated script? kabir is like one of those bots, who watched 1000 hours of cheesyass tellywood wedding episodes and is parroting those lines.
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lmao i’ve been noticing this since the NK days, that zain doesn’t know how to wink. it makes me crack up every single time i see him try.
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literally who is surprised, huh?
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lmao sonali, such bad acting.
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OUFF CHAACHI.  
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lol crime partners ki shaqalein.
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dadu also getting into this mess. saying kalyani, pooja ko aashirwaad do.
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lolololol idiots.
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pooja also suddenly very raazi to get rando mittal bua's aashirwaad.
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reverse k3g ho gaya yeh toh.
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either a red herring, or kabir is the biggest dumbass ever.
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tellywoodtrash · 6 years
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suno chanda ep 2 lb
soooooooooo i missed my “deadline” (again.) but that’s nothing new around here. you guys are used to my bs by now. my net was being fucky (thanks monsoons!) so i just went the fuck to sleep last night.
ANYWAY, ONWARDS!!!!!!
was jiya under the impression that arsal WANTED to be married to her or something? itne gusse se yeh sab ISKO kyun suna rahi ho?
btw, doesn’t iqra look like nargis fakhri had a baby with ileana d’cruz?
now there’s the plot for main tera hero 2. ALLLLL THE PRETTY LADIES!!!!!!!
i love how excited and happy arsal gets every time they agree on something.
haaye bechaara, he just wants to make love, not war.
PAHAADI BAKRA!!!! FIRST INSTANCE OF MY FAV INSULT!
“tumne APNI shakal dekhi hai kabhi? jo gusse se naak phulaati ho, toh mirgi ka daura pad jaaye dekhne waale ko!”
haaaye laanat hai tumpe arsal. she’s so pretty!
lmao what’s a “pao bola”?????? 
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kekekek i love this idiot boy’s face.
“yehi! yehi tumhari buri aadat hai! har cheez mein jo jaanwaron ko ghused deti ho!!!!!!!!!!!!” lolololol ok guess it’s some kinda animal
yeah i see why ppl were saying that iqra was a little EXTRA in the initial eps. still love her tho, and i think it just goes with the kinda character jiya is.
“toh aisi zehreeli baatein sunke, tum pehli fursat mein... MARR KYUN NAHI JAATE??????”
god grant me the ability to be this savage.
hahahaha dekho kaise poori tarah se chaabi lagaake bhej rahi hai apna kaam karwaane ke liye.
also, her lil typical desi head nod as she sends him off. too cute.
jamshed and his nonsense bandook, pffft.
idk about you guys, but i have neverrr ever once been able to take jamshed seriously when he threatens to beat up arsal. arsal looks like he can just give one stern look of his and jamshed would be cowering behind shanno. lbr the only one here who can control puttarjee is his amma.
“aaja puttar aaa, phenti khaa.” i love how she invites arsal to his doom so casually every single time.
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT. IDIOT. abbaji ko bandook sang dekh saari hawa nikal gayi.
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HAHAHAHAHAHA SHAHANA’S ISHAAREBAAZI. WHY IS EVERY DESI MOM LIKE THISSSSSSSSSSSSS
hahahahahaha look at him slinking back to her side.
and she too knows him sooooo well. that smug expression of hers was in place waaay before he even sat down.
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pffffffffffffft. overconfidenceeeeeeee ki hadh.
look at the way she’s marching towards the room, my tiny little toofaan!
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lol the way she literally checks on her head for seengh.
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she’s so dramatic, i love it!!!!!
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lmaooooooo HIS smugass smileeeeee.
HAHAHAHAHAHA THE NOISE HE MAKES AS HE MOCKS HER WITH THE EYE-TO-EYE GESTURE, I’M DYING. what a pettyasssssss...... 
“badiiiii phon-phaan karti gayi thi.” lmaooooooooo
wait wow, masooma was anti-arsal in the start?!?!?!?!?!? 10 ep mein toh aapko shehzaada dikhne lagta hai woh!!!!
and jalal phupa was ok with him, but anti-jiya! wow, how things changed!!!!!!
NAIK SEERAT, AUR KINZA? KHUDA KA KHAUF KAREIN, JALAL MIYAAN!
lol awww, jalal phupa just wants some lovin’.
god kinza, do you not have any apps on your phone to pass the time? some temple run? twitter? at least candy crush? matlab, kuch aur bhi hobbies develop karo, har waqt is ek bande ki photo hi dekhti rehti ho.
am i supposed to feel bad for her? i don’t. dafa ho, you meesni.
lmao the ammas don’t give one single fuck about these two’s ~~~~angst.
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SHANNO’S FACE BE LIKE “BITCH WHO DO YOU THINK YOU’RE TALKING TO THIS WAY?????? AND YOU PUT THAT FINGER DOWN BEFORE I PUT IT DOWN FOR YOU.”
arsal/jiya, you should call your impertinent declarations “wedding cake”, coz in 30 days, YOU’RE GONNA BE EATING THEM.
bijaan is so amazingly petty towards masooma’s sasuraal lol.
bijaan too, like us, never gave a shit about kinza. kuch bhi kaho, bijaan insaan ko parakhti badi sahi hain. 
OMG SHERRY’S DAD’S NAME IS MUNAWAR. MEANING SHERRY’S NAME IS SHEHERYAR MUNAWAR.
damn bijaan the grudge is stronggggggggg.
SHERRYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. YOU CUTIEEEEEEEEEEE.
aw man, it’s so nice to see arsal and sherry be friendly towards each other.
haaye why’d they have to break up the BROtp like that tho.
huma truly is a saint to put up with the hellion that is jiya. so aggro!
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GOD HUMA IS SO STINKING CUTE I CAN’T!!!!!!!!!!! WHY GOD WHYYYYYYYY COULDN’T SHE BE ENDGAME FOR SHERRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY JUST LOOK AT HER SHE’S THE HUMAN EQUIVALENT OF RASMALAI (SWEET AND SQUISHY)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
gosh i really feel aghaji’s frustration. nothing i hate more than ppl who come obstruct the tv. wtf you think you made of, glass???? SAAMNE SE HATT BEWAKOOF INSAAN!!!!!
“crown mahal” for taj mahal. god sherry, you are SUCHHHHH a burger bachcha!
so much aapas ki rishtedaari ki sherry bhi confuse ki aghaji shanno ke khaalu hain ya phupa. 
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UGH HE’S SO CUTE. *kisses screen*
lol sherry ka bhi nickname chanda hai kya? dikhta bhi chand jaisa hi hai. *kisses screen some more*
“bin bulaaye toh allah miyaan ke paas bhi nahi jaonga main, shaadi toh door ki baat hai!” waaaaah, what tadi, what swag.
lmaooooo such typical desi shaadi invitation list - humne unko yeh diya tha, ab humari lene ki baari!
my god masooma and her idhar udhar ke ainvayii ke jhagde, khatam hi nahi hote!
gotta respect jalal for calling out bijaan’s pettyness tho.
haha shahana’s meethi churi waali smile at jalal.
idhar shahana ki nautanki shuru. god this family is so damn Extra.
lo, nawa katta khul gaya. card pe naam chaapne ka.
i am nazaakat. too much fuckery, mera bhi bp shoot kar raha hai.
LOOK AT THIS SAHABZAADA JUST SITTING WAITING FOR HIS ROTIS.
AADHE SE ZYAADA EPISODE HO GAYA, MERA GOLUUUUUUU KAHAN HAI?????
lmao arsal is truly his mother’s son in terms of shadin’ on ppl.
pfffffffft arsal, if you think she’s going to get jealous at some other chick’s ROTI MAKING SKILLZ, you really don’t know her at all.
lmao she was legit just stealing a roti OFF HIS SIDE PLATE. hadhhhhh hai jiya!
arsal’s so used to these threats of violence, he doesn’t even bother retorting.
i love how she just replies to him without even fucking blinking. telling him to piss off is as natural as breathing to her!
GOLU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“lo! aa gaya tumhara matka bhai! laaya hoga tumhare jaisi koi manhoos khabr!” lololololololol
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS SCENE: JIYA’S “JAAN CHOOTI!” RELIEF, ARSAL’S INSTANT “YA ALLAH TERA SHUKR HAI!!!!”, JIYA’S LIL SLAP AND HIM QUICKLY CHECKING ON KINZA, WHO BTW HAS SEEN ALL OF ITTTTTT.
lmao arsal’s 300% insincere “so sad!” fucking idiot.
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hahahahahahaha, in the end our girl got what SHE wanted - the rotis.
“baap itne jaldi kyun marr jaate hain????” OMFG MASOOMA
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adorable fucking idiots.
“haaye jalal miyaan, toh kya main maut ke kuwein mein motorcycle chalaake khush karoon?” lmao bijaan’s examples are the bestttttttt
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“kudi te munde da naam katwaake tussi doweyaan da naam likhaa diye?”
lololololol phupa’s face. (and jamshed’s face!!!!!!!!!)
“koi akheeri beghairat aadmi hai jalal phupa!” “haan. bikul tumhari tarah. koi izzat-e-nafz hi nahi hai!”
lmao ek bhi mauka nahi chodti. sach mein bijaan ki hi potttiii hai.
naak like eiffel tower isn’t really an insult tho? everyone wants a nice, straight nose like that!
lmao she called him a daddu tho.
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shanno is us. fangirling hard.
is ghar mein SABKO hi BP hai kya?
waise hairaani ki baat hai bhi nahi. harkatein toh ek ek ki aisi hi hain, ki jo bhi dekhein, bp high ho hi jaaye.
EVERYONE IN THIS HOUSE AND THEIR LAUNDRY WAALE MASLE, LORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ugh, is kinza ne toh kasam le rakhi hai, istiri kar kar ke biwi banne ka. hattttt manhoos, kitna bhi karle, nahi milne waala tujhe!
lol arsal being like you’re too polite to be related to us badtameez ppl.
EPISODE 2 MEIN HI THIS MEESNI HAS STARTED HER TACTICS. GOD I HATE HER SO MUCH.
ugh arsal, badhaawaa na do!
and god kinza you dumbass, he’s just using you. as his ainvayiiiii ka “yes man” and dhoban.
le, yeh paagal itne mein hi itnaaaaaaaa khush hai. bewakoof beghairat ladki.
lol did he make the shower excuse just to get kinza out of his room???? he’s sitting here in the same pehle waala outfit now.
this pattern waala passcode thing is the most BS thing ever. it’s the easiest way to get into someone’s phone. you just have to observe them unlocking their phone ONCE. why ppl keep using it is beyond me.
lol shaitaani message bheja bhi, toh itnaaa shareeef.
arsal ko golu ki pitaayi kiye bina khaana hazam nahi hota. (god why are boys like thisssssssssssssss)
DUMBASS, SO BAD AT SPYING
OHNOE! CHAANTA! BUT WHY????????????!
oh ho jiyaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! kabhi toh ungli mat kiya karo!
haaye bechaare ko ainvayi jhaapad khaana pada. *rubs his cheek*
“DURRR FITTEH MOOH AISE JAZBAATON KA!” lol shanno, maybe take some of your own advice also.
“insaani tareekh mein aisa zaalim, aisa jabir baap kisi ka nahi hai, jitna mera hai!”
ok that’s a bit much betaji.
lol at him side-eying his friend’s roohafza tho. ladka is halal!max.
obligatory dialogue about i may have lived outside but i still gots me sanskaar!!!!!!
or as they put it here, “khaandaani riwayatein”.
lol his animated retelling.
so sherry and aghaji are supposedly in london, but those bags are most definitely for outlets in the middle east.
“by god, itni waahiyat cheap story maine aaj tak nahi suni! jiya ne mere totay udaa diye, maine uska dupatta jala diya..... tum dono ne koi insaano waali harkat ki hai aaj tak?”
lel, this friend (yasir?) is all of us.
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lololololol golu’s face.
“kya kar logi itna padhkar? aakhir mein wohi haandi-chulha hota hai.”
ok 0.3 seconds of feeling bad for kinza, that she’s been conditioned to never want more in life.
i love how she says LSE mein admission leti, as if baaju ke kiraane ki dukaan se chai ki patti khareedne jaisa easy ho.
kinza toh just wants to get jiya out of the way. tu chup kar, meesni!!!!!!
aaaaaaaaaaand no doubt, golu’s been paid to drop this little tidbit of info in front of jiya?
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why is mr. “who are you???” looking for anika? that too in om’s room?
sup tanya? 
someone plug tanya in and charge her, coz she be like: 
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...... like my insomniac ass has more energy than her. 
aaaaaaand the power is out. as usual. you guys should invest in an inverter or something. 
aw man, his first thought is her. shivaaaaaaaay, you stupid, adorable man. 
damn, tanya be smarter than she looks. what energy she conserves in talking, she uses to chalaofy dimaag. she’s svetlana-level smart. kachchi khilaadi nahi hai! 
what random room is he breaking into?
ohhh this is that ugly pink guest room. 
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his face man. his face is killllllllllllling me. 😭😭😭😭
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the jig is up. the billu is out the bag. 
omg f off tanya, let a man hug his wife for 3 seconds. 
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this poor helpless boy. he’s just trying to keep everyone from getting murdered, man. 
anika, if you know he’s doing this for a reason, then stop hounding him to recognize you??? like???????? 
oh shit is she gonna catch them? 
nope. shivaay to the rescue. 
damn, this tanya really is smarter than she looks. 
“problem humari hai, jab yeh ghar ban raha tha tab tum paida nahi hui thi, warna tumse poonch lete ki fuse box kahan hona chahiye.”  “fuse box agar is room mein hai, toh lights on kyun nahi hui?” “.... kyunki main electrician nahi hoon.” 
LMAO OMG SNARK SINGH OBEROI 🤣🤣🤣🤣
oh boyyyyy, anika has it out for luchiii tuchiiii tanya. 
rudra ghar pe nahi hai, toh anika is teaming up with second most bewakoof wafadaaar: khanna 
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lol ok i kinda love this stupid pair. 
abbe anika, saaaay chandniiiiiiiiiii
OH GOD KHANNA 
people are almost murdered in this house on an hourly basis, tanya. gotta get used to it if you’re gonna live here. 
lmao “aapke liye toh shivaay sir ka phone matlab yamraj ke order jaisa.” 
i really love that blue bookshelf and mirror. #wishlist
lmaooooo omg anika is saying the same thing i did about oberoi mansion 
oh god what is omkara even doing??? i don’t even wanna watch this track. 
shakki dimaag ke awaiiii ke pentre. 
is he on drugs again????? 
waqt bitaana hai aur akele mein.... WHICH IS WHY YOU HAVE A ROOM IN YOUR HOUSE. WHY WOULD YOU BRING HER TO THIS SHADY-DIRTY HOTEL????
“tumhare standard ki toh hai” OMFG OMKARA
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oh godddddddd jamaaalgota. what is this, the 90s???? 
i love khanna’s fanboy-ing over anika. he’s living vicariously through her. 
yup, anika’s fully been influenced by andaz apna apna. 
the best bollywood movie of all time. OF ALL TIME.
anika going on a rant about people not having seen AAA is so me, it’s not even funny. 
lmao “aap aas paas rahiyega... hosla-afzaai ke liye” 
OMKARA WHAT THE FUCK EVEN, I HAVE SO MUCH MICHMICHIIIIIIIIII RN
oh gauriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. girllllllll. *holds her to me and never lets go* 
OM I NEVER THOUGHT I COULD HATE YOU SO MUCH BUT HERE WE ARE
jesus, tanya is such an ajeeeb gale paduuuuu. 
anika’s “specialty” is roohafza. bringing up the grand total of things she can make to TWO. 
“darro mat, ismein maine kuch bhi nahi milaya.” 
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LMAO. SOUNDS LEGIT. 
“mera matlab, cheeni tak nahi milaayi. shivaay toh cheeni se sau miiil ke doori pe rehte hai. tabhi toh itne kadwe hai.” 
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PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT LOL. USKE BEECH MEIN PATI KO TAANA. 
hahahahaha, shivaay’s suspicious look. 
oh god sahillllllllll nooooooooo! 
LMAO SHIVAAY’S EXPRESSION. SON, DON’T YOU KNOW YOUR WIFE BY NOW????  
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ok anika abhi zyaada ho raha hai. everyyyyone is suspicious now.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaand like in AAA, the glasses are all mixed up. 
anikaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. why so pativrata??? usse peene deti. he deserves some jamaalgota in his life. 
lolllllllllll shivaay just muttering the word CHEAP over and overrrrr 😂😂😂
shivaaaay fully knows something is up. look at his look of resignation, yet waiting for something to happen. 
OMFG SHIVAAY WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON 😒😒😒😒
this is a reaallllllllly classy room for a shady “by the hour” hotel. 
ugh om i haaaaaaaaaaaaaate you so much rn
he had this waiting in this room???? 
NO DON’T TOUCH HERRRRRRRRRR GET YOUR FILTHY MITTS OFF HER
gauri nooooooooooo. 😩😩😩😩😩
oh ho anika, just let her gooooo to the bathroom, what is wrong with youuuu???? 
lol omg emotional blackmailllllllllllll 
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shivaay’s confused af faces are giving me life. 😂😂😂😂
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anika’s cackle just added 5 years to my life. 😇😇😇
UGH I REALLY DON’T WANNA WATCH THIS RIKARA PLOTTTTTTTT I AM HAVING FORCED WEDDING DAY WAALI MICHMICHIIIIIIIIIIIIII
lol whyyyyy do none of the obros know what a chathth/terrace is???? this is clearly not a terrace. 
intentional symbolism with the white sari???? well, maybe subconsciously by omkara, since he picked it out. 
ok om this is a hella lotta extra work for humiliating someone. like, you didn’t even know she was coming back until half an hour ago?????
ok who tf is in charge of the music selection for rikara and why do they hate their job so much????? WHY DO THEY PICK SUCH CRAPPY OLD-SCHOOL SONGS??????? 
OMG I SAW ONE HOT SECOND OF THE LIP SYNCING AND I CAN’T.... LIKE... THIS IS HORRIBLE. SP. BALASUBRAMANIAM’S VOICE DOES NOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT SUIT HIM. I LOVE YOU KUNAL BUT NO. NOPE. ABSOLUTELY NOT. 
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fwding through it, and gosh, gauri looks so happy. oh bb. 😣😣😣
omkara, what right even do you have to look so fucking angsty and sad and demand answers????? you have no answers for herrr, why the fuck even should she be committed to you or this sham of a “marriage”??? 
wait, was that all a dream or??? what’s happening????? 
NO. DON’T PLAY ROMANTIC MUSIC RIGHT NOW. AND YOUUUUU, YOU HORRIBLE BOY, DO NOT FUCKING DO WHAT I THINK YOU’RE ABOUT TO DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GODDAMNIT OMKARA I WANT TO CHOP THOSE SEXY HANDS OF YOURS OFFFFFFFFFFFFF
..... QUESTION: why do this on the hotel terrace, when you’re paying for a perfectly good room??? like... it just seems like a waste of money. 
i can’t believeeeeeeeeeeeeeee that the rikara tharak we all wanted is being corrupted to this extentttttt. fucking hellllll harneet. 
“kaisa lag raha hai?”.... “did you like it???”..... did all these brothers take seduction classes from the same person??? 
i must say, i commend whoever they took the classes from, for putting emphasis on the woman’s pleasure. 
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND YEAH I WANT HIM DEAD. I WANT HIM TO MEET A FATE WORSE THAN DEATH. I WANT SHIVAAY TO BEAT HIS ASS TO WITHIN AN INCH OF HIS LIFE FOR FUCKING WITH GAURI LIKE THIS 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡
oh man, her faceeeeee. 
YAAAAS BITCH DO NOT LET HIM WALK AWAY. TEAR HIM A NEW ONE, QUEEN. TEAR HIM THREE NEW ONES. 
aaaankhon se kyaaaaaaaaaaaaaa dekhaaaaaa you sawwwwww nothingggggggggggggggggg you idiotttt???? 
what gehri chot, you stupid fucker?? fuck off with your non-existent, entirely-manufactured-by-your-fucked-up-by-drugs-brain manpain. 
jhoot aur sach ki toh baaaaaat hi mat karo tum omkara. like.... i can’t even... 
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omkara i hope you repay all of her tears with YOUR BLOOD. BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDD. DIEEEEE YOU ASSHOLE. 
GAURI WHY ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO THIS CRAPPPPPP???????????????????????????
GO GAURI. JUST FUCKING LEAVE. DON’T EVEN TURN BACK TO LOOK AT THIS SON OF A BITCH. EVER. FUCKING EVER. 
GOD, JUST GIVE ME SHIVIKA ALREADYYYYYY!!!!! I CAN’T HANDLE BHAVYA’S SADNESS TOOOOOOO RIGHT NOW. 
ET TU, OFFICER DAD???????
GOD I’M FUCKING EXHAUSTED BY THIS EPISODE. IMMA GO SHOVEL COLD PIZZA INTO MY FACE HOLE IN AN ATTEMPT TO FILL THE VOID INSIDE ME. I HOPE YOU’RE HAPPY OMKARA. 😒😒😒
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ohhhhhhhhhhhh lord, shivaay’s gotten wind of the kalyani mills secret. like the poor boy didn’t have enough issues in his life. 
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plain text version here. 
oh omki, your hair. conditioner is a thing. please, use it. 😐😐😐
rudra, what do you mean “samajh nahi aa raha ki shivaay bhaiyya ko kya ho gaya hai?” you know perfectly well. heart attack waale din toh bade dialogue maar raha tha doctor aur pinky ke saamne. 😒😒😒
oh, three months, one heart attack and multiple half-assed suicide attempts later, om is like “hmmmm maybe we shouldn’t have listened to anika’s stupidass fucking plan???? maaaybe, perhaps, shaaayad it was a mistake? 🤔🤔🤔”
i swear to god, stupidity is THE MOST dominant oberoi trait. mann toh karr raha hai in dono ke sarrrr patak doon. 😠😠😠
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lmaoooooooo omRu’s bitch faces at pinky’s demands. 😆😆😆
daaaaaaamn, omki ka paara chad raha hai. this gonna be goooooooood. 😊😊😊
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“humein jhoot bolna nahi aata, aur agar sach kahenge, toh badtameez kehlaayenge.” 
DIAAAAAAAAALOGUE! WAAAAH, MERE SHERRRR! WAAAAAAAAAH! 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
aaj omRu ka turn nikla hai, to fuck pinky uppppp. lovingggggg it. go for it boys! KILL HER! 😈😈😈
“shivaay toh aapka beta ban gaya, lekin aap shivaay ki maa nahi ban payi. woh kehte hai, janam dene waale se paalne wala bada hota hai, lekin aapne toh woh bhi galat saabit kar liya.” 
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DAMNNNNNNNNNNNN OMKARA, YOU ARE FUCKIN’ UNSTOPPABLE TODAY. 😧😧😧😧
KHULE BAAL, AANKHON MEIN RIGHTEOUS ANGER - MERAAAAAAA PURAANA OMKARAAAAAA WAAPASSS AAA GAYA! WOH AAAA GAYAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!  MAIN JAANTI THI WOH EK NA EK DIN LAUT AAYEGA! MERI BARSON KI TAPASYA USSE WAAPAS LE AAYI HAI!!!!!!! 😫😫😫😫😫😫
feeling bit like rakhee in karan arjun right now. 😌😌😌
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“har insaan ki zindagi mein maa ki jagah alag hoti hai aur biwi ki jagah alag.” 
lo. rudra ko bhi yeh baat pata hai. now there’s no excuse. 😕😕😕
“aapko jo karna tha, aapne kar liya choti maa, BAS! AB JO KARNA HAI WOH HUM KARENGE CHOTI MAA, AUR AAPKO BEECH MEIN AANE KI ZAROORAT NAHI HAI. HUM APNE BHAI KO BIKHARNE NAHI DENGE.”
“aaj tak shivaay om aur ru ko sambhaalte aaya hai. lekin ab, om aur ru shivaay ko sambhaalenge. hum apne bhai ko waapas laayenge.”
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MIC DROP. OMRU OUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!! 😎😎😎
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pfffffffffttt great. was on an all-time high from that scene and saw ragini, and instantly, my buzz has been killed. 😒😒😒
lmaoooooooo, popatttttttt. 😂😂😂
ok, i have a feeling additi has reasonably good comic timing. wish they’d use that more. 😕😕😕
also, is this why shivaay’s opting to spend the night in jail tonight? so he has a reasonable excuse to not hang with ragini? 🤔🤔🤔
#introvertIssues #relatable 
girllllllllll, maybe this time, TURN AROUND FIRST? 😐😐😐
lmaoooooooo, can the staff stop being so condescending to poor ragini? 😂😂😂
ok can’t deny i’m loling a little right now at her passive aggressive hammy speech. 😆😆😆
i really hope this is the direction they decide to take her character. i’d love a comic touch to ragini’s villainous side, instead of just INTENSE UNBLINKING PSYCHO. it’s just more entertaining to watch. 😇😇😇
WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKK IS THIS SHIRT ANIKA??? MATLAB, I GET YOU’RE SAD AND ALL, BUT GIRL. COME ON. 😟😟😟
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awww, baby. no cry. he didn’t mean it. jalta hai tumse, bas. he doesn’t look halfffff as fabulous post-breakup as you do. 😪😪😪
tum? kaun tum? OMRU? SAMAR? ADVAY?!?!?! WHO???? 😧😧😧
lo, pooori family colour coordination mein khadi hai shivaay ke swaagat mein. 😐😐😐
damn, hawaalat ki ek raat se shivaay’s calmed down by 400%, and gives no fucks about khaandaan ka naam. 😗😗😗
bloody hell, since episode 1 i’ve been screaming @ TPTB to put his crazy ass in jail. ladka kab ka sudhar gaya hota. 🙄🙄🙄
pft... as if by staying in jail you “solved” that problem. all you did was stay up all night on the super-uncomfortable floor, overthinking about it. you stupid boy. 😑😑😑
chandiniiii? chameli? (i can never remember the name of her chappal. just know it’s something with CH...) 🤔🤔🤔
oh ho shivaay, chappal yahaan hai, toh zaahir si baat hai ki chappal pehehnne waali bhi yahin kahin hogi. 🙄🙄🙄
WAZZZZZZZZZZZZA QUEEEEEEEEEEN! 😍😍😍
dayuuuuumm, that super subtle way he checked her out from bottom to top though. sex eyes 100%. keep it in your pants, billu! 😏😏😏
chandini! i was right! 😊😊😊
also lol, what a set-up, girl! like you came into the house, had a tete-a-tete with the family, and left your chappal there for shivaay to find, and thus make an entry to impress him? matlab, waaah. you’ve become justttttt as extra as patidev. 😂😂😂
tumhaaara gharrrr, mera gharrr, what difference does it maaaake??? youuu bothhh belong to each other, toh in cheezon ke baare mein behas kyun karna? just go into YOUR (collective) bedroom and bang. 😚😚😚
his face, man. his faaaaaaace. i got an ask about this, so i’ll go into greater detail there. 🙂🙂🙂
homegirl has honeddddd her “push shivaay’s buttons” skillz to the max over last three months. 😎😎😎
god this scene has me sitting here like: 
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OMG IT’S AN ANIRU COLLABORATION. BESTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT. 😅😅😅
i am lovingggggggg her calm and composed, sultry deep voice. 😍😍😍
she’s gotta know that it drives patidev craaaazy for her, and is using it on purpose. 😏😏😏
... how did she BUY oberoi mansion if it wasn’t up for sale???? 🤔🤔🤔
lovinggggggg pinky’s outrage. 😈😈😈
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anika’s high and mighty manner has shivaay so turned on, it’s not even funny. uska bas chale, he’d have his way with her on the coffee table that she had her foot on 2 seconds ago. 😚😚😚
her confidence and his calm and collected (and thus, most un-shivaay-like) reactions have me feeling this is yet another one of their “collaborations”? 😯😯😯
which... i know doesn’t work at allll, plot-wise... but dude, i am just such a sucker for these two and their role play, i’m not even mad. i’m just so hyped from this scene, i’m sitting here like:
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LMAO ANIKA’S FACE AT PINKY LIKE “WHATCHOO GONNA DO ABOUT IT, MUMMEH????” 😈😈😈
yuck, ASR. kya champu hairstyle banaye rakha hai? don’t you know that this is a set of exceptionally amazing hair? 😖😖😖
also that suit. jesus. 🤢🤢🤢 it’s like he strolled off the sets of miami vice. (allahabad vice?) 
and is he wearing surma????? maaaan, kahan clean cut hottie arnav, aur kahan yeh jail se choota kaidi look? zameen aur aasmaan ka faraq. 😔😔😔
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now can we put an end to the “shivaay is short” jokes? as i suspected, he’s justtttt as tall as arnav! if nothing, shivaay has maybe half an inch ON him, thanks to the gravity-defying floofy hair. 😕😕😕
lmao the firsttttt thing ASR has to say to old friend SSO is a count of how many phones he’s broken. 😆😆😆
may it be noted that ek sau chauhatar (174) is the official number, as per canon. up from in 78 in episode 2. 
96 phones in a year. that’s almost 2 phones a week. shivaay is single handedly keeping apple’s india market alive. 😌😌😌
ok, i’m a sucker for both these stupid men’s smiles. so here: 
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snort, meta reference to ASR being out of commission after 8 30 pm. (IPKKND shall air from 8 - 8 30.) 😂😂😂
SO MUCH META. SO MUCH. I AM DYING HERE. 😁😁😁
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ok ladkiYAAAN nahi, exactly ONE ladki has said you have kanji aankhein that are satrangi. and she’s your wife. she’s obligated to gas you up.  zyaada udne ki zaroorat nahi hai. 🙄🙄🙄
“LET ME SEE”!?!? OMG??????????????? 😧😧😧
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UM OK, were our two fav beautiful-eyed sociopaths about to kiss??? I BELIEVE THEY WEREEEEE!!!!!!!!! ANIKA WHO???????? CHANDINI WHAT? HETEROSEXUALITY WHERE????????? 🙃🙃🙃
personal headcanon: they’re college friends, who were bi-curious and experimented... otherwise, explain the totally casual touching (shivaay adjusting advay’s coat, advay’s hand on shivaay’s shoulder drawing him in), and the sex eyes they just made at each other to me. EXPLAIN! YOU CAN’T!!!!!!!!!! 👬🏽👬🏽👬🏽
is advay talking about anika... or HIMSELF???? 😐😐😐
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MOAR SOFT SEX EYES. 👀👀👀
oh. so shivaay is fully aware of advay’s “mission”? 😗😗😗
i bet they’re both part of some sort of “4 Lions Men” forum/newsletter thing, where they keep up with each others’ news, and share the latest techniques in grabbing, arm-twisting, throwing aukaat-related insults, how to compel a woman to marry you, etc. 😒😒😒
like... i know ASR is talking about anika, but i can’t help but frame every passive aggressive thing he’s saying about love as a reference to himself. 😌😌😌
(jesus christ i ship this so fucking much.) 💘💘💘
ship name: #YYSinghs (get it? Vaay-Vay.) 😊😊😊
wait is advay pronounced “ad-way” or “ad-why”? if it’s the former, then ship name is #VaayVayOrTheHighway. 🙃🙃🙃
lmao ok advay, that insertion of show name line was a little clunkyyy and forced. try harder, please. 🙄🙄🙄
even your boyfriend shivaay wasn’t impressed. he’s like “kar liya promotion? ab footage khaana bandh kar aur phuttt yahan se. 😒😒😒”
lmaoooo more meta. 😄😄😄
that wink! 😆😆😆
ouff advay, kahaan i want you to make a move on our man here, and here you’re pushing anika on him. 😤😤😤
chalo, tum naa sahi, toh i’ll take her. i’ll try and make my peace with it. 😕😕😕 heterosexuality wins again. ugh. 🙄🙄🙄
daaaaaaaaaaaaaamn omRu. “jo bhi karna hai ab hum karenge”, indeed! I FUCKING LOVE ITTTTTTTT. 😘😘😘
also queen be haq jamaaoing like no one’s business. get it girl. GET ITTTTTTTTT! 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽
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