#Kagura's birthday 2024 | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

lostusagis · 6 months ago

Text

Kagura's birthday 2024

‘’Shinpachi. You didn’t invite Umibozu, right?’’

Shinpachi stopped wrapping his gift to look over at Gintoki, ‘’Was I not supposed to?’’

Dread immediately crosses Gintoki’s features, a weary sigh as his face was buried into his hands. ‘’Idiot, Kagura said she was going to split her birthday into two. One day for Kamui to visit and one day for Umibozu since Kamui still hates the baldy.’’

Shinpachi smiles nervously, realizing his mistake. ‘’Ahaha… sorry Gin-san.’’ He rubs the back of his head, knowing the apartment likely wouldn’t still be standing later. But he had hoped Kamui would be mature, for once. However, it was an unlikely thing to happen.

Gintoki would only groan, plopping on the couch with an irritated look. ‘’The old lady is going to kill me.’’

As if on cue, Kamui broke down the sliding door with his weight. Due to his hands being full of food, and various things he had bought Kagura while he was away. ‘’Hello ~!’’ His greeting was cheerful as per usual, although his gaze met with Gintoki’s who looked pretty pissed off.

‘’Ooooh, mr. samurai is looking pretty upset. Well, not my problem. Hahaha!’’ He beams cheerfully. His care for either Gintoki or Shinpachi was very little, having only come for his sister’s birthday. Gintoki’s mood seemed to only sour because of his attitude. Shinpachi was sweating anxiously retreating to the couch near Gintoki. Kamui wasn’t paying attention, just humming to himself as he’d act like he owned the apartment and started using the small kitchen. It’s not like anyone had the gall to speak up about it anyway, everyone in the room was intimidated by him especially because he'd occasionally get too punch happy.

‘’K-Kamui-san… Kagura-chan should be here soon. She’s been with the princess for most of the morning.’’ Shinpachi would say, hoping his information would be helpful for him.

Kamui would pause, placing down the bowl he was going to use for baking Kagura’s cake to give Shinpachi that usual fake smile he’d give everyone. ‘’Did I ask? I’d rather not be spoken to by a loser who jerks off to idols, and hentai manga. I texted Kagura right before coming over. I already know. Now shut up, and don’t disturb me again. Or else.’’ His words carry a dangerous edge, despite his cheerful tone. It was enough to hit Shinpachi where it hurt, and immediately turns back to Gintoki looking like he was about to cry, meanwhile the one next to him looked like he was holding back laughter. At least it was an improvement in his mood.

After that, Kamui then went ahead and baked Kagura’s cake on his own. He was going to make a bunch of dishes once Kagura came back. Not wanting any of it to get cold before she got a chance to eat. Yatos usually ate a lot, so the amount of food he was going to cook made sense. Plus, was the reason Gintoki was barely managing to survive while living with Kagura. Once the cake was done he took it out and started smearing chocolate frosting on it. He went through the trouble of baking a chocolate seaweed flavored cake by hand. He had practiced a couple times beforehand to make sure it tasted good. At least for Kagura.

Kamui had decorated the cake with little rabbits, then placed the candles. It looked extremely well done, as if he was a professional. He looked pleased with his own work.

Given everything Kamui was doing, one wouldn’t even believe Kagura and him tend to fight all the time.

‘’Gin-san, does he hate us?’’ Shinpachi would whisper over to Gintoki,

Gintoki looks at Shinpachi then over at Kamui who was now sitting across from them on the other couch wrapping the gifts he bought for Kagura, ‘’Yo, Kamui. Shinpachi wants to know if you hate us or not.’’ Meanwhile Shinpachi starts panicking.

Kamui hadn’t bothered to look up while he continued, ‘’If I saw the glasses wearing virgin getting stabbed, beaten and tortured, I’d stand there watching and laugh at him.’’

There was a tense silence before Shinpachi would mutter under his breath despairingly, ‘’Why did he only mention how he felt about me….?’’

After a few minutes, all the presents he got Kagura are wrapped. He lets out a relieved sigh right before yawning, then his eyes dart to Gintoki. He didn’t really have anything else to do until Kagura came back, having finished everything within a short timespan.

‘’Mr. Samurai, can we fi-’’

‘’No.’’

‘’Eh? Why not? You’re pretty lame.’’

‘’Save the violence for when you’re not in my apartment, fighting obsessed dumbass.’’ Gintoki’s words led to Kamui irritably clicking his tongue, yet decided to not initiate anything himself for once. Likely trying to behave on Kagura’s birthday.

‘’What happened to the door?’’ Gintoki and Shinpachi exchanged concerned looks when hearing someone at the entrance, and quickly stood up to rush over. Like they thought, it was Umibozu. Kamui hadn’t noticed just yet is what they assume, having been on his phone texting Kagura.

‘’U-Umibozu-san…. You should come back another day! I got the date wrong, it was a simple mistake! A mistake!’’

‘’Yeah, you should come back tomorrow. That’ll be better.’’ Gintoki and Shinpachi were desperate to get him to leave, not wanting a fight to happen between him and Kamui.

Umibozu looked between the two, confused. ‘’I know it’s my little girl’s birthday, why the hell would I come another day? What the hell is wrong with you two?!’’

‘’It’s earth tradition to celebrate the day after your actual birthday!’’ Shinpachi was making up lies, hoping he’d be convinced. Gintoki went along with it,

‘’That’s right! So be a good dad, and come back tomorrow!’’ Unease filled the smiles on both their faces, unfortunately for them Umibozu wasn’t too easy to fool. A miracle given how stupid his kids were.

‘’Nonsense. Kagura has told me about birthdays she’s celebrated with her friends in letters she sent me, and never mentioned anything about that. Get out the way.’’ Umibozu would say, not the least bit convinced. Gintoki and Shinpachi would continue blocking the entrance but he was still stronger and kept pushing them back. Eventually, he’d notice the cake Kamui had displayed on the table between the two couches.

“Gin, did you bake that cake for Kagura yourself?” Umibozu would as he went to taste a little of the frosting. Gintoki sweated, and just like he thought, a knife was stabbed through Umibozu’s hand without remorse when he got close to the cake. Causing him to wince in pain.

“I have a rule that anything I make for Kagura, is for her and only her.” Kamui smiles up at him before removing the knife, skillfully moving it between his fingers.

“Oh, did you forget I know how to cook and bake?” He quirks a mocking brow, “Although, I guess you wouldn't know period since you were never home when I was taking care of people you should've been taking care of. At 8 years old.” Kamui’s laughter was so nonchalant, as if his words didn't immediately make the room tense and uncomfortable. He didn't care though..

“Don't touch her cake. She's coming in a few minutes, I was going to be nice and not try to kill you today, but if you piss me off enough I may just cover the apartment in your blood.” He stood up so he could start cooking the other food,

“You can't stop being a spiteful brat for once?” Weariness fills Umibozu's words as clutched onto his wound, although it wasn't as bad as previous injuries he's gotten. A stab in the hand doesn't quite match up to getting his arms torn off, and being nearly sliced in half.

Kamui would turn to look at him, “Oooh, you're expecting me to idolize you like when I was a kid? You're nothing to me now, so don't hold your breath for that to ever happen again.”

After that, he focused on cooking. Surprisingly, not prolonging the conflict with his father. Who had sat on the couch mumbling angrily to himself. Gintoki and Shinpachi were just relieved that no fighting happened, aside from that.

Not long after all the food was done, Kagura had come home with Soyo. They both look down at the door on the floor, exchanging looks with each other. When they got inside, Kagura would grin when seeing her brother. He may be a jerk a lot of the time but he constantly made an effort to be present in her life now, ever since she traveled with him during those two years.

“Ka-” The joy faltered when she saw Umibozu too, and wondered how the apartment was still intact. She glared over at Shinpachi, looking really pissed. Kagura gave him one job, and he couldn't even do that.

“I'm sorry Kagura-chan, I think Umibozu-san would've come today had I invited him or not.” Shinpachi still felt bad though. Kagura just sighed knowing nothing could be done about it now. Gintoki gave her a reassuring head pat.

“Your brother hasn't started anything though. He did stab your father for nearly touching your cake earlier, but other than that they haven't talked at all.” Gintoki's words made her look at the samurai dumbfounded. Usually Kamui acted really petty and spiteful whenever their father was around, so him actually being on his best behavior was so surprising. Kagura really couldn't believe it. The stabbing was to be expected, but the fact that Kamui didn’t immediately initiate a fight…..

He really was putting in an effort for her birthday.

When she turned, Kamui had already brought her cake and the suddenness made Soyo yelp and back away but Kamui didn't care enough to pay mind to the fear she still held of him.

“Blow out the candles, idiot.”

Kamui would tell her while lighting the candles on the birthday cake. His smile was surprisingly genuine, which Kagura can easily tell. She looked at him astounded at this sudden maturity.

“Hurry the hell up before I slam the cake in your face.” Someone was growing impatient, and Kagura scowled at him.

“It's my birthday, I can take as long as I want, asshole!” Kagura huffs, crossing her arms over her chest.

“Someone stop them before a sibling spat breaks out.” Could be heard in the distance.

“Since I'm such an asshole, I'll be sure to return all the stuff I got.” Kamui would gesture towards the pile of wrapped gift boxes which made her eyes widen.

“But aren't you poor as hell?! You barely make enough money to eat, how did you manage to-” Before she could finish publicly calling him out, the cake Kamui made was very much slammed hard into her face which startled the princess as she looked between the two.

“You never know when to shut up, do you? Learn to keep things to yourself stupid sister.” Kamui got pissed, having started cracking his fingers.

Kagura stood there shocked, face covered in frosting and cake that slowly spilled to the floor. Once she processed what happened, she wiped the cake off her face and attacked him leading to a brawl between the two. Various things ended up getting broken in the crossfire, even the table with all the food Kamui cooked Kagura ended up destroyed, some of the gift boxes got thrown about, but it was only when the TV ended up getting punched through because Kagura dodged one of Kamui's punches did Gintoki finally break. Crouching into a ball with his hands buried into his palms yelling and sobbing. Shinpachi gave him a comforting pat on the back with a sympathetic smile. Soyo was hiding behind both of them, clinging onto Shinpachi’s kimono.

Kamui would eventually pause in the middle of their fight after slamming her head into the wall, acting as if this was the most normal thing in the world. For the two of them, it pretty much was. “Oh yeah,” He dug into his pocket and pulled out two tickets to a nearby amusement park.

“I also got these, since you like rollercoasters.” He let her go, and because of their fight the entire apartment was now trashed.

“Woah, really?” Kagura took the tickets from him, seeing it was unlimited for every ride for the entire day. It occurred to her that Kamui spent a lot of money but she was not saying anything this time. At least, not right now.

“Let's go then.” Kamui and Kagura then leave, seeming to not care what became of Gintoki's apartment after their spat. Kamui didn't start a fight with Umibozu.

But him starting one with Kagura was something everyone was so used to, they didn't think it'd pose a problem.

Gintoki sighed, sitting on the only couch that managed to survive a Yato sibling fight. “Umibozu, you really should've pulled out.”

Umibozu had watched the whole thing and seemed pretty amused by it, “I'm glad to see those two get along so well.” He only laughs with a proud smile.

“How the hell does getting along involve trashing my whole apartment?!” Gintoki looked over at him, fed up with this guy's entire bloodline. His sperm was cursed.

“Umibozu-san, did you get Kagura-chan any gift for her birthday too?” Shinpachi couldn't help his curiosity, since Umibozu arrived empty handed.

“Of course I did, who do you think I am?” Umibozu felt insulted that it was even thought that he'd come without a gift for his precious little girl.

“A terrible father for one. Neglectful. Lacking proper discipline methods given how awful your son is-” Gintoki got punched hard enough to keep quiet after that.

Soon enough, a large gift would arrive in front of the apartment. Outside. It was pretty easy to see given the multiple holes in the walls from the monster siblings. The gift wasn't even small enough to fit inside, and it really showed that Yatos lived- no, more like this family in particular lived in a whole other universe from everyone else.

“What happened to the princess?” Gintoki asked, clutching his aching, bruised up face.

“She called Nobume-san to pick her up since she didn't want to stay.” None of them were surprised about that. But at least she got to spend half of the day with Kagura.

Meanwhile, at the amusement park the siblings were enjoying themselves. It was a little later in the day, so they didn’t need to carry their umbrellas the whole time. They rode on the wildest, scariest rollercoasters multiple times looking like they were having the time of their lives meanwhile others came off the rollercoasters dizzy and nauseous.

Kamui and Kagura decided to play some of the games there too, and Kagura would pout since Kamui was stupidly better at her in all of them. They got so many prizes, that eventually he had to buy a bag to store them all in. Although she did glance over at him a few times, and noticed he had bags under his eyes. It made an uncomfortable feeling fill her stomach. Unease. She had thoughtlessly pointed out how poor he usually was in front of everyone.

So, how hard did he work to get her all of that stuff? Kagura would've been happy with just a new outfit or just him cooking her favorite meal. Yet, he went so overboard. She felt bad. What a stupid brother. Stupid and reckless……

“Why are you looking at me like that?” Kamui ended up catching her looking at him after he bought food for them. They sat down for a momentary break, eating a couple bowls of takoyaki.

Kagura was quick to look away, frowning, “You’re such an idiot…” She'd eat another takoyaki ball from her bowl, yet she felt guilt which made swallowing it difficult.

‘’You worry too much, you know? I’m fine.’’ Kamui tried to reassure her, since he hadn’t minded working a little extra for her birthday. To him it was a little extra, but he actually had been working a lot more than usual. Kagura could easily tell, she wasn’t stupid. When it came to reading her brother at least.

It might be an insult to not appreciate what he went through to give her a nice birthday. But she couldn’t help worrying.

‘’Next time, I’d be happy if you just came over and made something for me like you always do. Can you just do that?’’ There was a pleading look that she was giving him that unfortunately Kamui could not say no to. He clicks his tongue looking away annoyed, not really though. He just didn’t want to admit that look worked on him.

‘’Whatever.’’

Kagura grinned when Kamui said that, hoping he took what she said seriously.

“Fuck you though for slamming the cake into my face.” She took another bite of takoyaki aggressively,

“i tasted some of it, and I know you made that with my favorite flavor in mind yet did that crap anyway. You piss me off.” She wished she could've eaten more of that cake, but no. It was completely ruined!

Kamui couldn’t help laughing after finishing up his food, not feeling the least bit bad. “It improved that ugly face of yours at least.”

Kagura was contemplating stabbing him right now, but his selflessness shown today held her back. “The only ugly thing here is you and your damn cape.”

He just shrugged, “My cape looks pretty cool, and didn't you also get one? Trying to imitate me since I'm so much cooler than you?” Smugness radiated from the smirk he was now wearing.

“I got a better one than you! And no! I don't want to be like you! You're lame! Ugly and annoying as hell!” Well, she did wish she was as skilled in battle as him but she wasn't going to give him the satisfaction of knowing that.

Kamui didn't seem convinced, as they got up to throw out their garbage after they finished eating. Kagura saw him retaining that smug look and went to punch him but he just held her back with his hand on her head.

“You seem to get mad over every little thing which makes it easier to bully you.”

She glared, still trying to hit him but easily failing. “Your face is so fucking annoying!’’

All he did was laugh at her, but then was shut up by an abrupt kick in the face. He landed on the floor and blinked, processing what happened before looking up at her. ‘’Guess training you isn’t a complete waste of time after all.’’ He stands up dusting himself off,

‘’Yeah, yeah, can we go back to the rollercoasters?! We only went on them about….’’ She counts on her fingers, ‘’Thirty times, I can go way more!’’ Kagura looked pretty determined, meanwhile normal people probably couldn’t handle the rollercoaster that many times.

‘’Hmm…’’ Kamui tapped his chin, ‘’Do you think we can make it to 100 before the amusement park closes?’’

‘’Damn right we can! Let’s go!’’ Kagura excitedly ran back to the rollercoasters with him, and they continued going on. Although, after around 40 more times Kagura ends up throwing up all the takoyaki from before. Kamui rubbed her back, looking worried.

‘’Let me just take you home, it’s late anyway.’’ He figured she wasn’t feeling good after that, her face showed it. Kamui wouldn’t force her to continue just to break a record.

Kagura had been drinking the water he bought her, wiping her mouth and taking a few deep breaths. ‘’I’m fine big bro, I can handle going on the rollercoaster still.’’ She also kind of didn't want his money to go to waste. She’ll go for the whole day even if she feels like crap.

‘’Kagura.’’ The tone he used to say her name intimidated the younger Yato a bit, she’d glance at him, and he looked a lot more serious than what she was used to seeing from him.

‘’A…Alright… fine…’’ She frowns, looking down. Kamui then crouched down slightly to allow her to climb onto his back, she sighed and jumped on so he could carry her home. He also made sure to not forget all the prizes they won too. Kamui would start walking, and her cheek pressed against his back pouting. ‘’I wish you wasn’t so hard on yourself.’’

‘’This is coming from someone who was going to continue riding the rollercoaster after throwing up, you’re really not one to talk.’’ Kamui would say amusingly, although his joking tone pissed her off.

‘’I’m being serious.’’ The frustration really came out when saying that, thinking about everything that happened between them thus far, the way he’d protect her at the risk of his own life, the effort he goes through for her. Kagura had so much fun with him today, it was nice seeing him happy, and it was nice being happy by his side like those occasional times when they were kids and he wasn’t stressed over their mother.

‘’I had a lot of fun Kamui, I’d like the same thing for next year. Just don’t overdo it next time around. Also… I’m sorry for making fun of you earlier…. I didn’t mean it.’’

Kamui wasn’t sure what to say to her, other than the little mumbled ‘’Yeah.’’ that came out. Maybe he’ll listen to her, since it seems to mean that much to her. She eventually dozes off while he carries her on his back all the way back to Gintoki’s apartment. Apparently Gintoki had got someone to fix up the sliding door while they were busy, but Kamui kicked it down then gently laid Kagura’s sleeping form on one of the couches still standing. He covered her with a blanket too. For a few moments, his gaze does linger on her before looking away.

He honestly didn’t mind doing everything that he did, she was worrying for nothing. What’s a little extra work? Kamui yawned, thinking if he should make her another cake before leaving. He then feels someone’s hand placed upon his shoulder.

‘’It is good that you’re deciding to actually be a big brother, but you better not be filling her head with crap that’ll make her end up like you.’’ Umibozu would begin saying, ‘’She’s a kind hearted little girl and being around someone as evil-’’ Kamui sent him flying through what remained of one of the walls before he could finish his sentence.

He’s not about to be lectured by the neglectful father.

#DRABBLES. Kagura #DRABBLES. Kamui #( i did last minute changes i think it's fine now lolll )#( it's ok carmen will hype me up no matter how bad my writing is )

5 notes · View notes