#KIEEEEE!!!

[sunoo-bby]

YES ITS ME ‼️

HI KIKIIII

[fairyhaos]

how seventeen act with their lawyer s/o

requested by anon ^^

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seungcheol, joshua, wonwoo, minghao

sometimes, he comes home from work and he's exhausted because it's 3 in the morning and he's had dance practice for the past 5 hours but you're still up, sitting at the dining table with your laptop and notes spread around you. and he may be tired, but he pulls up a chair next to you and says he'll help with whatever you need. you'll push him away, softly telling him to go to bed, but he shakes his head, puts on his glasses and leans over your laptop to look at what you're researching this time. after all, he's never really too tired for you, and he knows how draining your cases can be. he's aware of client confidentiality, but he tells you that you can vent to him whenever you want, runs his fingers through your hair as you lay in his lap and rant vaguely about how frustrating your newest case is, and smiles and kisses your nose and tells you he has the greatest faith in you, and if you need him, he'll always be right by your side

jeonghan, mingyu, seungkwan, chan

the Most proud in the entire world, like. this man never shuts up about it. the day you pass the bar exam (with flying colours, might he add), it's all he talks about for a solid two weeks after, somehow managing to bring it up in every conversation he has with anyone. "oh you're drinking water, vernon? well guess what, my LAWYER s/o who's a LAWYER also drinks water. did i mention they're a LAWYER?". is bouncing about with the biggest, proudest grin on his face. sends you off to your first day at work as a Whole Actual Lawyer like a mother would send their child off to their first day at school. clucks over you and fussed over your clothes and presses one last kiss to your head before beaming widely and waving you off, and he swears he's never been prouder

junhui, hoshi, woozi, dokyeom, vernon

simply… fascinated. he sometimes asks if you can explain what you do to him, and you've told him time and time again that you take part in corporate law so everything is really fucking boring, but he just shakes his head and smiles and says he wants to hear it anyway. his eyes might glaze over as you're explaining ADRs to him but he still thinks you're so, so incredible for doing something like this. tries to do his own casual studying of law, purely so he can try and understand what stuff you're doing this time, throwing you random law questions across the dining table while you're having dinner together. he's the sweetest about it, and even when he's busy he makes sure to text you when you're at work, sending you off with a kiss when you have a trial coming up, giving you massages when you're at your most stressed, and just being the most supportive bf ever

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[brofightiscancelled]

re: request. I know someone made a fan mv revamp w osomatsu as the leading lady for real the end of hastune miku amv, which I think had the same strange eng translation for that one line ("Why the crazy guys can't watch "now" straight?"). the song suits him in karas brand new world and I keep thinking about the line "It's a foolish task to show love to consumer goods" in regards to that tv scene. sorry obsessed with that comic, it covers themes and metanarrative that I really enjoy

im sorry for my earlier ask! i was off brand and thats on me

YESSSSSS YOU'RE SO RIGHT THIS SONG IS EXTREMELY OSO omg was it this one because i love this one to DEATH i love it soooo much -> https://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm32979754 (if it wasn't i want to see the one youre talking about)

disclaimer that i'm using the existing translation as a base but here is my osomatsu-minded take just for you :-) everyone watch this AMV also

The "fun" of the past is overwritten by the "fun" of the present Such is the REGULATION of our world The idiocy of seeking drama on even the final page We grieve the end of this overplayed phenomenon

The adults simply won't leave you alone to do your business in the shadows They'd rather drag you out and shine that spotlight onto you! Then they consume you

A hedonistic commotion As soon as one thing ends, another begins

"You don't even remember that cool cartoon from before, do you?"

Well that's fine, that's just fine It's not like anyone can find any fault in that Why not just savor the moment and enjoy living in the modern age?

Hey, why can't we see you?

Um, well… I think something's wrong with the CRT today, so... probably....

Ahahahaha! The CRT? Ahahahahaha! What the heck, you're so Showa!

U-Um, on another note…. Could you please stop that deafening... metronome? It's so, so loud, and it just won't stop….

No can do.

The "fun" of the past is overwritten by the "fun" of the present Such is the REGULATION of our world Were you to disappear, this world, without batting an eye, would replace you with someone new

From here on out, this place has become the soapbox of the esteemed public All to raise up, to admire, to exalt you! Only to leave you in the end

Oh rotten nostalgia, They jeer and boo that things were better back then

"Why can't those morons face the present?

Well that's no good, that's just no good That's not love, but dependence To show compassion towards consumed goods is nothing but a fool's errand

That looks like fun! Can us old guys join in too?

Sure thing~ Please be aware that condoms are required and hotel fees are paid separately. Fast talkers, please line up in order.

Whaaaa abababa kieeeee! Osomatsu-kun wouldn't say something like that! This is a mischaracterization!

There's nothing out there that can fill an empty heart So, here and now, "I'll forget everything about you."

A hedonistic commotion As soon as one thing ends, another begins

"You don't even remember that cool cartoon from before, do you?"

Well that's fine, that's just fine It's not like anyone can find any fault in that Why not just savor the moment and enjoy living in the modern age?

The songs, the poems, every tale you've spun They don't belong to you, so give them back.

"I'm here to end it- every instance you lied that this would be the last time☆"

We've always been watching this ever-changing world from the distant sidelines "May the world you see at the end be a kind one."

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the word they use for hedonistic (享楽的) here is the exact same word they use to describe oso in official material btw. fun

"The songs, the poems, every tale you've spun" -> poems here almost certainly means "lyrics" in the context of this song but this is my osomatsu translation so i've translated it as poetry. lol

UPDATE: I realize the MV had custom text so i translated those as well. oso's line in the second one is a reference to guidelines when you hire a sex worker

as payment you must now reblog my fanart

[kiaraac]

KIEEEEE 😽

hii bailsss 😘

[dsanimao]

te interesa la noromance? 👀

JASKDJ kieeeEE, pero si ni he hablado con ella

[chandnihumai]

hello harshi my love!! it's been a while! hope you're doing well! i was listening to 1D yesterday and thinking of you the whole time hehe! sending so much love to my fave 💌💗

Hiii kieeeee <33333

Yes it's been a while we should definitely catch up on a call. Hope you are doing good too. Ohh god you were thinking of me while listening to 1D hehe I am super glad <3 I wanna hug you 💗😭

[cherubdulce]

NOELLLLL HAPPY BDAY 🎉🎉🎂🎂🎂🎉❗❗❗ I HOPE U HAVE A GOOD ONE!!! yoshi and vivian are kissing u so much btw

KIEEEEE THANK YOU SO SO MUCH!! I AM KISSING THEM BACK WAHHHHGH 💞💝💗💞💗

[arhtant]

🥲🤣

enek sing muni

sing penting urip!

iku yo bener, tapi yo salah! kari ndelok pie leh mu mikir!

nangin nek golek terus, tapi rung nemu nemu! mosok ra oleh nggae penemuan dewe? hahaha

oke tadi sempet kepikiran tentang mati; yang disebut berakhirnya perbuatan burukmu dan jika masih hidup adalah semoga terus bertambahnya kebaikan sebelum mati.

jika pemaknaan mati aku geser kearah mati atas ingin yang bersifat relatif jika tak disandarkan pada sang Puncak.

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bolehkan jika pernikahan juga kusebut adalah mati serta hidup dengan skalanya sendiri?!

berakhir keburukan atas nafsumu yang bendungannya mesti direparasi 😅 serta bertambah kebaikan kebaikan lain yang tak akan kau temukan sebelum pernikahan tadi?!

ah, njur pie kieeeee

apakah aku harus mati ? yang penting bisa hidup???

ndi seeee sing meh gelem urip bareng aku iii

🥲

“Without deep conversation, my mind becomes restless. I need passion and intellect, it’s a shame that a person often lacks one or the other.”

— (via c0ntemplations)

[corpsevillage]

KIEEEEE??? YO SOY LO MÁS SIMPÁTICA, VIEJO CTMMMM, CONMIGO NOOOOOOOOO 🤬

[pope4life]

hii popeee !!

hi kieeeee

need anything?

[hannyoontify]

KIEEEEE i just finished mr plankton im SOBBING 😭 jsjfjfj tell me all ur thoughts aaaaaa

OMGGGNGKD PLS I CRIED SMMDJS

i lowk was able to predict the ending BUT STILL. IT WAS SO SAD OHHHH MY LAWD

okok i have a LOT of thoughts abt this kdrama but i think my two biggest ones were

1) THE ML AND FLS CHEMISTRYYFHEYEHDH OHHHH MY LAWDDDDDDD OHHH !!!!! THEIR CHEMISTRY WAS SOOO GOOD tbh woo do hwan doesn’t particularly fall in line w my other celebrity crushes BUT BOOMSHAKALAKAAAAAAAAA

2) the plot and storyline for this kdrama was vastly diff from the stereotypical kdramas we usually see so i thought it was rlly refreshing and fun to see!!

OVERALL I FREAKING LOVEDDD MR PLANKTON (i also have a few critiques but im scared of getting crucified on this app so ill 🤐 LMAO)

[jj-maybank-69]

*she called kie* Kieeeee I need you right now Jays being a pain in the ass and ain't talkin to me

*turns on an action movie*

[fairyhaos]

YENAAAA i logged on today to wish you A HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYYYY

i have so much love and admiration for you as a person AND as a writer and your posts on my feed never fail to bring a smile to my face. you’re a huge inspiration to me and i’m so so thankful for your never ending posts of shua, they’re genuinely one of my fav parts of my feed 🥹🥹

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ONCE AGAINNNN hope you have/had the best day ever and don’t forget to treat yourself!! 💗💗

(here���s my all time fav pic of josh ft mingyu HIS SMILE IS SO PRECIOUSSSS)

AAAAA KIEEEEE !!!!!! thank you so much for the birthday wishes AND for your lovely words im 🥹🥹🥹🥹 devastated rn you're soooo so nice and soooo so kind and im so honoured to be an inspiration to u and that i could make you smile!!!!!!! THANK YOU SOOO SO MUCH BELOVED I LOVE YOUUU MWAH

[sonderessence]

KIEEEEE THE LAYOUT IS FYEEEE 😙🥰

THANK YOU YACHIII!! URS IS SO CUTE!! ♡

[asop-auraa]

Cómo anda ese taco tiene ganas de que le echen una poca de salsa picante 🤭

Kieeeee VVSJDHDKD

[swirlofsnow]

only for the Kies, sure sure 👀

I miss Kies … a lot 😭

all the Kies :(