#KC & Sun's joint custody saga

[sigery]

I’m just imagining the twins curling up on sun, either to cuddle their dad or to protect him if sun falls asleep.

(JC)

Yes, love this idea. On the other hand though...

Moon: *walks into the room*

Sun: *laying down, pinned under the sleeping twins* help

Moon: *backs out of the room*

Sun: *sighs, longingly looking at his phone on the table just out of reach*

The twins: *blissfully asleep on their heater of a dad*

[sigery]

Thankfully Blood Moon has a kindergarten or younger understanding of romance/marriage.

Like Eclipse points out KC and Sun never kiss and married people are supposed to kiss. Sun immediately responses he didn't think they wanted to see them being lovey dovey and Blood Moon agrees. Later Sun intentionally lets Blood Moon catch him kissing KC on the cheek which Blood Moon responses with a screech of horror and a demand for them to "get a room"

I definitely prefer Sigery’s version where it’s a completely fake marriage solely to give Sun dad status. And the documents were done in crayon.

See this is exactly what I mean! Expanding on the crack ship territory! It isn’t even real, it’s just to handle the unruly bastard children! And even here it’s still a massive power move because as far as the kids are aware sun legit did go “if you’re fucking with my family, I’ll fuck yours” XDDD

[sigery]

Sun: *cleaning the daycare*

Bloodmoon: *comes in on all fours with a 4 pack of wine and puts it at Sun's feet* non bloody prey for dad

Sun: ... thanks

[sigery]

Moon entering the daycare to see Bloodmoon sitting at one of the craft tables with a bunch of crayons: Uh

Bloodmoon: Moon man! Dad is taking a nap, remain quiet!

Moon: Dad? oh right, yeah. Uh whatcha drawing?

Bloodmoon: Our heist

Moon: Your what?

Bloodmoon: Heist! *points at the black and red scribbles on one side of the page* Here we are with Father robbing the blood bank. *points to the other side of the page where there are two different blue colored scribbles* You and the small one are robbing the candy store *points at the vaguely car shaped blob with something yellow in it* and dad awaits as the getaway driver

Moon: ...

Bloodmoon: （＾ω＾）

Moon: Good job buddy.

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Bloodmoon: We found another brother!

Sun: No, Blood Sun is- *turns around*

Solar: *being held by Bloodmoon* Uh hi?

Bloodmoon: He is like Eclipse but better. Can we keep him Dad?

Lunar: *bursts into the daycare* Give me my friend back! He's visiting to hang out with me!

Bloodmoon: No! Small one, we are keeping him. You may visit later.

Sun: *very done after having a over max capacity day* Ask your Father.

*Bloodmoon grins widely and bolts off with Lunar following and yelling*

[sigery]

JC KC explaining he is still their parent, but they like spending time at Dad's place because there's better internet and basically unlimited crayons over there. He really didn't choose the title/filiation they gave him.

KC would probably live there too but Eclipse doesn't get along well with most people there and he wasn't going to just abandon him. Most particularly Moon and Eclipse antagonizing each other.

He can also call or message their Dad whenever and he can show up in person most days.

AD KC meeting Joint Custody KC who only has Eclipse currently, worried/horrified that JC KC may have abandoned Bloodmoon or Bloodmoon may have died. JC KC saying they are with their dad, AD KC now just confused because is JC KC not their dad? (He is not, he's their Father. This is a important distinction)

Yeah that conversation would happen. AD KC would be very concerned where this other kill codes son is. Even more concerned when apparently he is not the dad to the other? Is he not supposed to be their dad? Care and love for them? How is he only father and not Dad.

[sigery]

JC!Twins: July 16th made dad sad.

JC!Twins after meeting Dazzle: oh my god, we are horrible siblings! how could we have done such a thing?

[sigery]

I was thinking about that true crime thing for jc and new idea drop: some small creator talks about a series of murder and 'cannibalism' that the twins did a few towns over late 2022 (so before KC 'woke up') and they are just ecstatic, very proud and trying to get everyone to listen to/read it even though the creator is super wrong about their logic (possibly because an accidental or intentional red herring). The twins are just super proud of themselves, like look they are famous.

Even better, the twins have become somewhat well known in the community as an anonymous theorist that has been proven right on multiple occasions and someone asks them what they think since they are good at cold cases.

[sigery]

KC to Sun: I'm sorry, I really tried to put my foot down but they learned puppy dog eyes from Lunar...

Sun to KC: ... What happened?

Sun to KC: WHY DO THE TWINS HAVE A GODDAMN RACOON?

KC to Sun: Her name is Cotton.

Sun to KC: I hate you.

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Bloodmoon: *in the rafts waiting for the daycare to close*

Sun: *dealing with a Karen*

Bloodmoon: *jumps down from the rafts and starts barking at the Karen and snapping his teeth*

Karen: *snatches up their kid and leaves*

Sun: You can't bark at customers

Bloodmoon: *angry pout* We can't maim or bite or scratch or bark. What can we do!

Sun: Thank you for trying to help. *gives Bloodmoon a head pat* But just leave the parents to me, okay?

Bloodmoon: ... okay dad

[sigery]

I think this is kinda funny but let’s see if this gets me cancelled

Sun: I enacted a plan to some success

Moon: … what plan?

Sun: I need you to promise to listen to the whole thing.

Moon: … I might regret this. Okay, fine, go.

Sun: So I eloped with KC-

Moon: WHAT?

Sun: …

Moon: *takes a deep breath* continue

Sun: As KC’ ‘spouse’, I am also Bloodmoon and Eclipse’s other parent now. So Bloodmoon reluctantly is listening to me. Eclipse isn’t though. Bloodmoon listening is the some success part.

Moon: WHY WAS THIS A PLAN?

Sun: KC can’t always be here to scold them and they only respect those stronger or are their parental figure

Moon: *covers his face with a groan* oh my god

[sigery]

Eclipse: Do you seriously believe Sun is suddenly our mom because of a piece of paper?

Bloodmoon: *tilts head in confusion* we don't have a mom?

Eclipse: So you do have a brain-

Bloodmoon: The sunny man is our Dad.

Eclipse: ... what?

Bloodmoon: We have Father and we have Dad. Cease your homophobia

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Moon: *picking up a white barrel from the counter* What happened to the barrel?

Sun: *face in his hands* Bloodmoon wanted to help.

Moon: Did he cover it in bleach or something?

Sun: No, he is just a rough scrubber.

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Bloodmoon: *creeping around the apartment, stopping outside of Eclipse's door. sets down gift, knocks on the door, and bolts off*

Eclipse: What! *opens the door* I'm busy- *looks around confused, stepping out, kicks thing on the ground* what the? *picks up a paper crown*

Bloodmoon: *peeking around the corner, watching to see if Eclipse accepts the peace offering*

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Sun: *crying*

Moon: Sun! What's wrong? Who did this?

Sun: *through tears* Bloodmoon

Moon: That fucker, don't worry I'll deal with h-

Sun: No, no, let me explain. Just give me a minute

Moon: *impatiently waits*

Sun: Okay so Bloodmoon saw me arguing with KC. Shush, don't interrupt me. Afterwards, Bloodmoon came to me and told me even if KC and I got divorced, I'd still be their dad.

Moon: Why were you crying then?

Sun: Happy tears. The ability to cry is weird. It was just super sweet of them to tell me that...

[sigery]

Bloodmoon: Moon man, what do babies eat?

Moon: What do you mean?

Bloodmoon: Food for babies. He hungers, what do we give him?

Moon: Who hungers-

Bloodmoon: *holding a small red solar animatronic* our baby brother, he needs to eat

*later after ‘Blood Sun’ has been fed*

Moon: *slamming the door to KC’s apartment open* KILL CODE WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY BROTHER!