#Just Mira's Submissions

[dirtpie39]

I was just mind f**ked by the ending of AiB s2 without my consent ya’ll ✨

[guess-that-ship]

Guess That Ship Tournament Season 15: Submissions CLOSED!

The Concept: You describe your ship* to me, I pick out the submissions which I find most compelling and pit them against each other without revealing who they are, people vote on them, and their identities gets revealed once they’re eliminated.

Quite a few things have changed this time, so even if you're a regular, I recommend you read through the rules carefully!

Every other season, ships from fanon (something unofficial derived from the canon of a work), fanworks, and OCs will be allowed. This is the case for Season 15.

Submission Guidelines

*For the purpose of this tournament, relationships do not have to be romantic in nature. (I’m sometimes going to use “ship” as a shorthand, just know I mean “relationships” in general.)

Relationship can be between any number of characters.

Real people are accepted if they’ve been dead for more than 100 years.

Roleplay characters are accepted as long as the description only pertains to the characters and not the players.

Ships from fanon and fanworks (including crossover ships and crackships) are accepted. (If the fanwork is lesser known or on a smaller scale, please do not submit any ships from it without permission.)

OCs and OC x Canon are accepted. (Please do not submit other people's OCs without their permission.)

No overtly NSFW submissions. (Mentioning they have sex or are a sex worker is fine, but try to avoid anything more than that.)

Two submission per person. (Do not submit the same ship twice. I cannot enforce this on Google Forms without forcing you to log in. So just be champs and respect this rule.)

Failure to follow these guidelines may result in all of your submissions being disqualified for this season.

Summary Guidelines

Selection Process: I will read through the list of descriptions submitted without reading their names and pick the most compelling submissions. Then, I will check the name to make sure there's no repeats.

Keep it concise, but also bring something unique to the table. Make sure to describe their relationship, not just summarize the events of the story.

Previous submissions for reference. The ideal submission should be 1-2 paragraphs, but you can make it as short or long as you want. Please keep in mind the longer your submission, the less likely it is to get in.

Tips on what to avoid while writing a summary can be found here.

Descriptions should be based on the canon of the source material (e.g. You can say “they love each other” instead of “they’re lovers” if their romantic nature is debatable.). If you are writing a description based on how they appear in a fanfic or your headcanon, it is considered as fanon and should be labeled as such in your submission.

Avoid author commentary. (e.g. "They're canonically x," "I love them," "Play/watch/read this," etc.)

Use canonical pronouns.

Avoid identifying information or setting specific giveaways. (i.e. ninja village, space necromancers.)

When submitting OCs, please make sure to at least put a name somewhere. (e.g. "John and Bob by anonymous" or "OCs by Joey.")

The more popular your ship is the more vague the description should be.

Exclusions

Generally, ships that have been accepted into previous seasons will not be accepted. For a complete list, please look here. (No need to look through the whole list, just Ctrl+F to find the ship you want.)

Due to them winning S14, ships containing the characters Mira Marchand and/or Delnys Raethran from Trials & Trebuchets will not be accepted in S15. Ships containing them will be allowed again in S16.

Any submissions from Harry Potter will also not be included.

Notes

I will not vet the ships/pairings for problematic content.

If you participate in this tournament, know that you run the risk of unintentionally voting for your nOTP. The mod does not take any responsibility for any distress that may cause you.

There will be a limit of one ship per media in the bracket. You may submit two ships from the same media, but keep in mind only one ship will be able to get in. (A series or franchise will generally count as one media, but they will be evaluated on a case by case basis.)

There will be a maximum number of fanon ships and OC ships accepted into the tournament. The maximum number will depend on the bracket size, but for a bracket of 16, the maximum number will be 3.

Submit your ships here! Submissions will be open until Sunday, March 9th at 9 PM EDT.

Please reblog this post to spread the word! The more submissions, the better!

[romaevelizz]

I Could Change Your Life

LAXUS D. x BlkFem!reader

sum: she was the guilds man eater. A woman that was not only beautiful, but powerful. Laxus yearned for her, he needed her.

warnings: reader uses voice magic(mind control)/labyrinth magic, suggestive, cursing, alcohol mentioned, jealous Laxus, tattoos mentioned. not proofread

.˚₊‧ ── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ── ‧₊˚.

What made her so desirable, Laxus had come across plenty of beautiful women. He had watched her grown into the women she was now, gorgeous, desired, and strong. What changed that made him want her so badly. The way her eyes were always heavy and seductive, her dark features glowing, her hands soft and nails always done, how when she would talk to him she’d lean forward on the bar her finger teasing her glass. Her soft chuckle causing goosebumps on the back of his neck, they way she talks was so down to earth and classy, her mature dark aura is what made her respected. Her power over him is was made Laxus respect her.

That her simple teasing words made him yearn for her. He hated that she wouldn’t take jobs with him but rather go by herself or go with someone else. It’s not that she needed him by her side but he wanted to be by her. He wanted to be the man that stood behind her a powerful person that would look so good with her. He wanted to be needed by her. Pitiful. His friends around him telling him that she’d ruin his life and eat him alive, his own grandfather advising he’d leave her alone. But Laxus being Laxus ignored it, he wanted her to tear him apart, make him hers.

The sound of her heels made him look over, her hair pressed and parted neatly, the dark clothes she wore hugging her curves just right, her top corseted the back falling low, her arms exposed, pretty vine floral tattoos decorated her right arm it morphing into the back tattoo she had that ran down her spine, the half sleeves on her arms flown and open, her low rises sitting just right in her hips. His eyes traveled her body as she walked up to the bar a flyer in her hand, her full lips smiling at him giving a little wave.

“Already leaving?” He asked lifting his drink up to his lips.

The smile on her face still present ��You act like I take days out there have some faith in me baby.” She said her eyes meeting his.

He rolled his eyes watching her as she handed the flyer to Mira, the two women exchanged some small banter before she turned back to him her glossy lips smiling at him. “You wanna go with me?”

His eyes locked with hers, lowering his glass down before glaring at her a bit. “If you wanna have an attitude you can stay here but I’m leaving now.” She spoke pushing off the counter her eyes watching him before facing the door of the guild hall.

Laxus quickly put his drink down following her. The job she took was a bit different she has to find a man a man the magic counsels been after for a while, someone who prayed on women and used illegal magic. “So you’re telling me you’re pretty much gonna play the stupid pretty dancer?” Laxus asked as he sat down in a chair watching her as she put earrings in and touched up her makeup.

The dress she wore was long and silky, the red dress sticking to her curves the open back leaving her tattoo out in the open a high slit on the right side that was teasing. her eyes met his through the mirror she watched as he let his eyes look over her. “kinda, not stupid i just have to lure him in,” she spoke turning to face him “i’ll be using my voice, i could be using the stage but him gonna sit in the bar with him.”

his eyes glared at her as she walked over to him her heels clicking with each step, “oh what’s that look for baby” she hummed, laxus felt light yet so heavy hearing her tone, her eyes squinting and smirk tugging at her lips. Her finger dragged along his cheek down to his chin. Laxus felt hot he felt so submissive.

Her smile menacing, as she used her magic “you’re not telling me something Laxus.” she whispered her lips close to his, her long nails digging into his face.

his eyes fell heavy, quickly his hand grabbed hers pulling it off his face “Don’t use your fucking magic on me, you know better” he growled snapping out of her hex. His face still close to hers, “Don’t be a bore, it’s all in a little fun.” she teased pulling back. All in a little fun caused him having to adjust his pants as he stood up.

Laxus stood back watching her as she got this man wrapped around her pretty finger. It angers him how she let him touch her, his filthy hand playing with the string that held the top of her dress up. His dirty fingers tracing her floral back tat. She was close leaning into him her face close to his a sickly smile on her lips. She let him touch her thigh, squeezing it as she whispered in his ear, her eyes glancing at laxus she she smirked. Laxus griped his glass, his eyes watching the criminals hand slide up her thigh getting closer and closer his lips kissing her neck. The short glass shattering in his hand, “Fuck.” he muttered, the glass shards cutting into his hand.

“Hurry up no need to sit there and tease him you’ve already got him let go.” he said touching the device in his ear.

she smiled acknowledging him. standing up she led him out the door the sway of her hips mesmerizing. Once out the door she pushed him against the wall opening her hand blowing a type of powder in his face. Laxus grabed the unconscious body, “Now we wait for the guards to come.” she hummed dusting her hands of.

The wait was by no means long but he couldn’t get that image out of his head, this mans hands all over her, that she let him touch her in a way. Glancing over she saw Laxus eyes were dark filled with something she couldn’t quite put her finger on. Jealousy, possessiveness? It wasn’t a secret there was a mutual feeling between the two but neither of them ever decided to do anything about it.

Laxus wanted to do something about it, but what stoped him she wondered. The shared drunken nights as she would let him taker her to him place. His large hands holding her roughly and her kissed her body. His words stern yet a plea in his tone as he tone her he could changer her life. That he could give her anything she wanted. How he’d treat her perfectly, that he knew they were ment to be.

she closed her eyes taking a breath, her thighs pressing together thinking of how he talked to her so possessively. She stood up from the vanity, “I’m gonna take a bath than we can get something to eat..” she spoke.

Laxus watched as she pulled the string of her dress, the fabric bunching up around her feet. Fuck.. the only thing under the dress were a pair of black panties, he watched as she looked back smiling walking it the bathroom. Her eyes daring him to come and join her. He threw himself back groaning, his hands rubbing his face.

pushing off the bed he walked to the bathroom door. Turning the handle slowly before entering, “No manners to knock?” she hummed.

“not after that strip tease.” he spoke looking down at her in the bath the bubbles covering her.

he sat on the side of the tub, “Why do you act like that?” he asked.

she shrugged “if it bothers you truly i’ll stop, but i’ve always acted that way with you Lax,” she spoke hugging her knees to her chest.

“That’s not what i asked.”

her eyes meet his “there’s always been this tension between us no? i mean we’ve slept together plenty of times..” she said.

he nodded, his attention moved back to her a he hard the water splash. She had sat up on her knees her head tilted up to him, “What’s kept you form making me yours?” she asked her hands propping herself up.

His face grew warm “Letting other people influence my choice.” he muttered his eyes losing hers.

her hand pushed his head back to face her their eyes meeting again “ No one is here to stop you.” she whispered her lips close to his.

Leaning in he let his lips kiss hers, his hands holding her neck softly. The kiss grew heated quickly Laxus pulling her up to him her wet body making his clothes cling to his body. Soft moans leaving her mouths as he let his hand touch her pulling her close to him.

“fuck dinner..” he said picking her up.

“i’ll have you instead.” he spoke entering the room.

[lonerphilosopher22]

The Unshaken: Who Breaks Who?

Mira and Selene didn’t come here to watch this. They came here for answers.

Selene’s best friend, a woman she had known for years, had… changed. It wasn’t sudden, but it was undeniable. She spoke differently, carried herself differently. The sharp, ambitious woman she had once known was now soft, quiet, almost reverent.

Selene had tried to understand. Tried to ask. But the answers never satisfied her. “I’m finally at peace,” her friend had said. “I’ve found my purpose.” But Selene did not believe in purpose. She believed in control. And this—this surrender—was something she could not comprehend.

So she came here—to the source. To see for herself.

And Mira? Mira came because she found the whole thing ridiculous. She wasn’t here for answers. She was here to prove them wrong.

And now, here they sat, across from the Master himself, across from the kneeling woman at his feet -Elira - The one who had gone the deepest.

Mira: “So this is your life?”

Elira kneels beside her Master, still, poised, waiting.

Elira: “Yes.”

Selene: “No choices? No decisions?”

Elira: “No burdens. No uncertainty.”

Mira: “You act like it’s some kind of relief.”

Elira: “It is.”

Mira: “You don’t think for yourself?”

Elira: “I think of him.”

Mira: “So what does that make you, then? A pet?”

Elira does not frown. She does not flinch. She smiles.

Elira: “If he wishes it.”

Mira: “You sound proud of that.”

Elira: “I am.”

Selene: “Even if he told you to act like a dog?”

Elira turns to her Master. A silent question. His hand lifts—just a slight motion.

She lowers onto her hands and knees, back arched, her movements elegant, controlled. And then—

She barks.

Soft. Refined. Without hesitation

Mira’s fingers twitch. Selene’s breath tightens.

Because there is no shame in her act. Only grace. Only devotion. Only surrender so deep it is almost frightening.

The Master strokes her head, slow, deliberate.

Master: "Good girl."

Elira tilts her head into his touch, breathing steady, utterly at peace.

And Mira suddenly feels sick, because she expected to laugh—but she cannot.

Selene: "Would you take pain for him?"

Elira: "With gratitude."

Mira: "Prove it."

Elira turns to her Master again, eyes lifting. He waits for a moment, considering, then gestures with two fingers.

She crawls to Mira. Effortless. Graceful. Every movement speaks of training, of devotion, of absolute discipline.

She stops at Mira’s feet. Kneeling. Waiting.

Master: "Slap her."

Mira stills. Something in her gut twists.But she lifts a hand, and when it connects with Elira’s cheek, the sharp sound cuts through the silence.

Elira does not flinch. She does not blink. She does not break. Instead—she lifts Mira’s hand, brings it to her lips, and presses a soft, reverent kiss to her palm.

Elira: "Thank you."

Mira pulls her hand back as if burned. Her heartbeat is too fast, her breath uneven.

Elira turns, crawls back to her Master, poised, untouched, serene.

And then—his hand lifts her chin.

Selene and Mira see her fully now. See the purity of it. The truth of it.

Mira: “You—You actually wanted that?”

Elira: "I wanted to please him."

Selene: “Even pain?”

Elira: “Especially pain.”

Elira speaks again. And this time, her words are softer, deeper, cutting into something neither of them knew they had.

Elira:

Do you want to resist the air when you breathe it?

Do you fight the pull of sleep when you are tired?

Do you argue with gravity every time your feet touch the ground?

Do you think a dancer feels lost because she follows the music?

Do you think the stars regret shining for the night that holds them?

I was never lost. I was only waiting for the right hands to guide me home.

You think submission is about being conquered. It isn’t. It is about returning home.

Silence.

Mira’s throat is dry. Selene’s heart pounds. And they both realize—

They did not break her.

She has broken them.

Broken them without force. Without anger. Without resistance.

Broken them with silence, where they expected screams.

With acceptance, where they demanded shame.

With tranquility, where they tried to create chaos.

With worship, where they only saw degradation.

With gratitude, where pain should have left wounds.

She has broken them, because they do not understand her. And yet, they cannot look away.

She has broken them, because they thought submission was weakness. But what they see before them is strength deeper than their own.

She has broken them, because they do not know what to do with this truth. They do not know what to do with her.

Because Elira is not fighting. She has already surrendered.

And somehow—somehow—she has won.

[power-to-live]

Birthdays and Kisses

This is my submission for Gruvia Month!! Week 1: Birthday, which is long overdue heheeee. I will post the rest this week ( I think…?) Nonetheless, please enjoy my silly little fic! If you prefer ao3, I’ve also posted it there!

Rating: 12+ (for language)

my 12 year old cousin beta-ed this for me but she’s pretty mature tho

Word Count: 1,541

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5:47am

April 7

Gray was soundly in his bed, Erza in hers, Wendy and Carla curled up in theirs, and somehow Natsu crept into Lucy's. Yes, the typical setting for the iconic team.

Like normal, they had checked in at an inn for the night. It was like any other night-- until it wasn't.

As the sun started to peak through the mountains, a ring went off. Erza was the first to be awakened, obviously. She slept very light, and was always alert, truly knight behaviour.

As she sat up, Erza recognized where the ring was coming from— Gray's bedside.

Just as Erza spotted the phone, Lucy also awakened.

"Oh my Mavis, whose alarm is that?!" The blonde exclaimed as she, too sat up. Spotting Natsu snoring noisily next to her, she smoothly pushed him off the bed without anyone noticing.

This seemed to wake up Gray aswell. As he reached for his phone, Wendy and Carla also rose to see the commotion.

When Gray took a look his phone, his face turned a red that could've rivaled Erza's hair.

"I- erm...uhhh gotta take this" he sputtered as he got out of bed quickly.

Erza was quicker though, blocking the door before Gray even got a chance to walk. "Who's calling?" the redhead asked suspiciously.

Lucy smirked. She knew exactly who. Lucy opened her mouth to comment, before she was rudely interrupted by a snore.

"5 more minutes" Natsu grumbled as he sunk in his blanket.

"None of your business" Gray said cooly, ignoring Natsu and answering Erza.

Before any could speak however, Wendy suddenly piped up.

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY ERZA-SAN!" she cried out

A similar amount of shock was seen on everyone's face in the room— excluding Erza of course. And then a chorus of 'Happy Birthday Erza!'.

"Thank you Wendy. Now Gray, would you be so kind as to tell me the caller? Think of it as your gift to me" Erza said while her eyes sparkled, and an accomplished expression on her face.

"...uv..a" Gray muttered

"What was that?" Lucy added, just to tease.

"Ju...a" he whispered again

"Whaaaaaaaat?"

Everyone turned as Natsu fell back asleep. Please, you can count on him to not miss out.

"Gosh! Ok ok! Juvia's calling!" Gray cried out

"Can I please go now?" He pleaded

"How do you know it's not for me?" Erza wondered out loud

Gray eyed her, and then promptly said "I'll be back once she asks for you"

Erza then moved aside to let him out

Gray took a breath as he stepped onto the rooftop. Thank Mavis this inn has a deck, he thought to himself before calling Juvia back.

"Hello?" he started

"Gray-sama! Juvia misses you so much!" the water maged squealed

"Calm down." Gray smiled "Now, why are you calling at the literal buttcrack of dawn?"

"Juvia's in Crocus right now for an interview with Gajeel-kun, Levy-san, Mira-san, Laxus-san, and Cana!"

No honorifics for Cana?

"Still doesn't answer my question" Gray teased

"Well I wanted to greet Erza-san before we got busy preparing!" Juvia said enthusiastically

Damn it, why does she have to be so close to Erza?!

"Ah alright, I'll call her wait a second..." Gray muttered something along the lines of ' why'd her birthday have to be today?'

"Bye Erza-san! Happy Birthday again!" the water mage bid her goodbye as a smiling Erza passed the phone back to a "Not Jealous" Gray

"Here you go, you look like you might murder me if I dont stop talking to your wife." Erza teased

"She's not my-!" Gray was interrupted by Juvia asking him a question, which then lead him to smile

"Sure, Gray. Sure." Erza whispered under her breath while going back to the room

"Gray-sama, Juvia misses you so much!"

"Yeah? Well same over here." Did I just say that?!

Juvia giggled over the phone, and then Gray heard a grumble, then people shouting, and then "Juvia has to go Gray-sama! Gajeel-kun and Laxus-san are fighting! Bye, stay alive! Juvia loves you!"

"Yeah, bye" Gray pauses for a moment, then says "I lo-"

Beep

"-ve you too..." he finishes lamely, then goes back to their room.

When Gray arrived at the room, the beds were all grouped in the center, facing a projector lacrima.

His teammates were sitting together on the bed, seemingly waiting for a show to come on.

"Whoa, what's all this for?" he asked as he made his way to the bed/fort/ he doesn't know.

"They're hosting an interview for Fairy Tail members and paying tributes to the Scarlet Queen for her birthday" Lucy helpfully answered

"Th-they didn't have to..." Erza flushed in her spot next to Wendy

"Yes they do, pfft— you've helped out multiple times!" Natsu supplied

Erza soon got out of her blushing persona as the Weekly Sorcerer started streaming. "Everyone in order!" she ordered

They watched intensively as the 6 members— 7 including Lily— made their way to the interview area. Namely; Mira wearing a black off the shoulder dress with golden details that reached below her knees, hugging her figure, Laxus also wearing a black with golden details suit, Cana in a midnight blue dress that had a turtleneck cut and was loose around her knees, Gajeel in the same suit as Laxus— although a bit blue-er, Lily same as Gajeel, Levy was wearing the same shade of blue as Gajeel, but in a dress that showed her baby bump perfectly, and lastly— oh but definitely not the least in Gray's eyes, Juvia stepped in wearing a navy blue silk dress that reached her ankles, where she was wearing a pair of strappy golden heels.

Team Natsu could only stare as their guild members sat in their seats, looking as fine as ever.

"Mira looks stunning!" Lucy commented on her friend's appearance

"So does Cana" Erza added

"I dont even have to think about who Gray thinks is the prettiest" Happy teased

"SHUT UP YOU STUPID CAT" Gray threatened

Juvia was nervous. Sure, she had been interviewed before, but... this was different. It had to be different, Juvia knew Weekly Sorcerer was planning something.

The interview stepped into the room "Good morning Fairy Tail! My name is Rie and I'll be interviewing you! First, we'll be playing Truth of Dare!" Rie declared

"Who wants to go first?" the interviewer asked

"Juvia wants to go!" Juvia squeaked

"Go ahead" Rie answered

"Levy-san!"

"Yup!" Levy answered

"Who do you think has the smallest dick in Fairy Tail?" Juvia sweetly asked the mage

Cheers erupted from everyone.

Gray choked on his spit.

Lucy burst out laughing.

Erza flushed.

Natsu smirked.

"Juvia asked that?" Erza sputtered

"Oh she is one wild ride!" Lucy said in between laughs

Gray remained silent, but was still stunned of course

By the looks of it, Levy was very embarrassed. Juvia smirked, her job here was done.

"Wow, uhm, yes Miss— or is it Mrs. now?— Levy please, do indulge us..." Rie spoke softly, clearly surprised by the question

"I.... uhm" Levy muttered

"Gihi" came the voice of her Gajeel

"Dont be shy Levy!" Mira assured her

"Yeah, you won't offend anyone!" Cana hyped her up

"Unless you say any of the guys here, that is" Laxus scoffed

"Go on Levy-san!" Juvia told her friend

"Uhm... gosh I'm gonna get cancelled for this.... uhm.. Happy...?" the little preggo answered

Chaos ensued in the inn.

"My turn!" Levy cried out "Cana! Truth or Dare?"

"Dare duuh!" the dare devil herself spoke confidently

"Kiss the hottest person in the room" Levy dared her

'Oohs' and 'Ahhs' scattered the room.

The smiles of the cameramen were seen.

"Bet." Cana said as she stood up

"I wonder who she'll pick..." Gray said, rolling over to face Erza and Lucy

"I think Laxus" Erza replied

"I think a girl maybe...?" Lucy thought

"Whaaaaaaaaat?" Natsu said, contemplating it

"Yeah think about it, definitely not Gajeel, thin chance it's Laxus. A girl maybe?" Lucy answered the fire mage

Cana went up to Laxus, leaned in, then swiftly kissed Juvia on the lips.

"Sorry bout that Ju" Cana smirked "A dare's a dare."

Juvia could only nod, dumbstruck for a second before going back to her sappy self.

"Gray? You ok?" Erza teased

"Yup. Fine. Perfectly fine." Gray growled

Actually, he was not fine. When the interview finished, he wasted no time in facetiming Juvia.

"Gray-sama! How was the interview?" Juvia squealed

"Yeah, good, whatever, can I speak to Cana?" Gray tried to speak calmly.

"Gray?" Cana answered

"What is your problem?" Gray growled

"Sorry man, a dare's a dare. But I'll leave her alone. I don't stand a chance anyway. Good luck dude." Cana said cooly

"Bye Can." Gray said, relieved

"Gray-sama! What was Gray-sama talking about with Cana-san?" Juvia asked

"Did you... like kissing Cana..?" Gray asked

"Gray-sama... You know Juvia only has eyes for you..." Juvia spoke softly "Cana and Juvia are just best friends that's all!"

"You know if I could I would kiss you right now, right?" Why the duck did I say that???

"Juvia knows."

"... what?"

"Juvia's known for a loooooong time."

"...."

"Happy Birthday Erza-san!" Juvia squealed and then hung up, as Gray turned around to face Erza.

"Thank you." Erza smiled

[ankababy]

Need a y/n x reader atp🫩 I’m studying to become a psychiatrist (did you know it takes 12-15 years of college to become one? Mira HAS to be in her 30s at least) anyway. Appreciate you for not changing y/ns personality throughout the story because for some reason a lot of x reader fanfics make reader some pathetic, naive, insecure little girl or make it so she’s cool at first, but then gets submissive and dumb. If you read wattpad stories I totally recommend reading “Sudden Interest” it’s a Chishiya x reader fanfic and reader is a BADDIE (she’s also a psychiatrist,but acts a lot like Chishiya) 

I’m actually speechless watching y’all love y/n so much. I’m trying my best, thank you and good luck<3

On the submissive and dumb characters, for some people I think it might be some form of emotional escapism. Writing the reader like that is a good way to satisfy the fantasy of being loved unconditionally despite your flaws, being protected, receiving validation from someone powerful. People are also lazy, and a character like that doesn’t have to do shit, they get handled both in the relationship and in bed if the fanfic gets to that. Also most writers are young and inexperienced.

Anyways, I know you probably don’t, but this goes out to everyone—don’t hurt writers. Being problematic on purpose—without some obvious mental problem to be the cause—that’s a reason, but gently warning them that it’s not okay is just enough, no need to be mean. Being dumb, young, inexperienced, untalented is NOT a reason to be an asshole.

I love youuu<3

[your-sleeparalysisdem0n]

MOOTIES

MAYDAY MAYDAY, THIS IS AN EMERGENCY, I REPEAT. THIS IS AN EMERGENCY. WE ARE UNDER ATTACK, WE ARE UNDER ATTACK. ALL FORCES REQUIRED. MUTUALS...ASSEMBLEEE!!!!! *~^~* *~^~* *~^~* *~^~* *~^~*

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-Calling forth the writer I miss, the writer who I wonder where has gone :(... ChososWifey!! @chososwifey24-7

-Calling forth the dislikes-getting-up-early-in-the-morning-too-er, my fellow mewing brain-rotter... Nyx!! @gl4di0lus

-Calling forth the every-hsr-men-simper, the mightiest admin of them all...Crow!! @rainswept

-Calling forth the reappeared stellaron hunter, the fellow science lover...Cee!! @kazucee

-Calling forth the brainrotter-in-disguise, the one who is loved by everyone and matches their freak...Avery!! @veraties

-Calling forth the one who saw omegaverse as my first work, the skibidi brainrotter... Sunni!! @sunnidear

-Calling forth the fist one I talked to in SH, the one who went out of her way to make a playlist for me (ILYSM) ... Snob!! @snobwaffles

-Calling forth my beloved non-related little sister, the first one to read all of my works...Phoe!! @blueluminarytheorist

-Calling forth Mrs. Sonic, the hedgehog lover and enthusiast... Victoria!! @theother-victoria

-Calling forth Lingsha and Castorice's #1 simp, the pookie who comforted me and gave me reassurance...Airi!! @lia-lillies

-Calling forth the (probably) unhinged pookie, the one who shares older sibling pain... Dev!! @devdozes

-Calling forth the definitely unhinged creature, the escapee of the white room... Zafi!! @pinkxpantha

-Calling forth #1 of tribbie nation, the one who I'm currently at war with...Icarus!! @fxngtasy

-Calling forth my #1 opp the gojo satoru hater, The Submissive Omega of them all...Kou!! @luvether

-Calling forth the hunter that I will STALK to speak to, the hunter who will WISH they never met me >:D...Crys!! @azuresaqua

THIS IS THE DISPATCH SQUAD TO HQ, WE ARE IN DIRE NEED OF MORE SOLDIERS. I REPEAT, MORE FORCES NEEDED. MORE FORCES NEEDED!

Anyone who is a member of the SH is automatically my friend! :D (No buts, I will kidnap you.) And even if you aren't, you're still free to dm me or just chat with me! Hope to see more faces in the fighting squad! ILY ALL OF YOU MWAH! Also if I miss one of you plz spam me in my inbox calling me a dumb idiot for forgetting you :<(More soldiers yet to come...)

Last updated: 2025-03-23

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[fairytale-poll]

WINNER ANNOUNCEMENT POST!!!!!!!

The finals are over, so it's time to announce the winners for the Little Merpoll!

As always, thank you to everyone who participated! If you submitted characters and/or propaganda, if you reblogged the polls, even if you just voted, it was a pleasure having you! I've done fairytales poll before this & hope to continue for a while after this, and it's been a pleasure having you guys along for the ride!

Now, for our 5 winners.

The first winner to announce is the winner of the Mod's Choice poll! The Mod's choice poll is the "least important" of all the polls, as it has the least amount of contestants (this one had the last of any of the previous Mod's Choice polls) and are nominated simply based on which ones I like, but it holds a special place in my heart regardless.

This time, the winner was Sayaka Miki from Puella Magi Madoka Magica, who was also notable for being the runner-up for the Loser's Bracket. While I'm not as big of a fan of Madoka Magica as I used to be, I still love Sayaka, so it was delightful for her to do so well in the Mod's Choice poll & almost win the Loser's Bracket. Congratulations Sayaka and Sayaka fans!

But while Sayaka was the runner-up for the Loser's Bracket, she was not the actual Loser's Bracket winner. That honor goes to Mira from Dimension 20: Neverafter. While I haven't ever listened to Dimension 20, I was pretty about to see her take the win. After one Dimension 20 character won Red Riding Poll, no character from it ranked at all in Cinderpoll or in the main tournament for Little Merpoll, which is why I was glad to see Dimension 20 make a comeback for this Loser's Bracket. Mira's design is pretty cool, too, I love the pirate look. Congratulations for the win!

NOW, onto the MAIN TOURNAMENT WINNERS...

For our two bronze-place winners it's The Little Mermaid from the original Hans Christian Andersen fairytale & Ariel from Disney's The Little Mermaid 1989! To my surprise, it was actually the first time both the original fairytale and the Disney adaptation ranked! Honestly, these are some pretty good ones to rank, too. The original fairytale is a great read (and super short, so if anyone hasn't read it already, you should go do so) being both beautiful and poignantly tragic. Whereas the Disney adaptation holds up surprisingly well and is a beautiful piece of animation. Congratulations to these two bronze-place winners!

For the runner-up of the tournament is Bug from Starship by Team Starkid! I know that Team Starkid is very popular in certain parts of the Internet & the Starship itself did very well, but even then it felt like Bug was an underdog going up against giants like Disney, Studio Ghibli, and the original fairytale the tournament is based on, so I have to congratulate this guy for getting so far regardless! Good job, and I hope your fans are happy for you getting the silver!

Now, finally, the moment of truth-- the winner of the Little Merpoll, the certified best Little Mermaid as voted by Tumblr--

CONGRATULATIONS TO PONYO FROM STUDIO GHIBLI'S PONYO!

I watched this movie for the first time during the course of the tournament and it is truly a breathtaking marvel of animation, one of the best visuals I've ever seen for a movie ever. I will quote the propaganda submitted for Ponyo and say this little ham-loving girl deserved the win simply for the fact that there is no force more powerful than 5-year-old girls!!!

Our next tournament will be Best/Worst Modern Fairytale Adaptations. I'll open submissions up after a short hiatus, as I am in midst finals & will be graduating soon, which will take up most of my time in the next 2 weeks. See you for the next tournament at the end of May!

[minispidey]

omg i can just imagine johnathan x student reader but reader REFUSES to even touch him if he doesn’t leave Mira

Green Sleeves.

Jonathan Levy x f!reader.

drabble. 481 words.

a/n: SO SORRY IT TOOK A WHILE BABES i thought i lost the draft 😭 but here u go! omfg i forGOT I CHANGED STUFF WAIT IM SO SORRY

warnings: desperate jonathan, cheating, no smut babes. not beta read. english is not my first language.

From the moment he met you, you've always had this seductive look in your eyes. You would pull him in as if you're a magnet. He knew he shouldn't, he had a wife and a daughter. But he couldn't help but be hypnotized by your beauty.

You held yourself with confidence, poise and elegance, yet kind to everyone.

You were nothing like his wife. You were kind to him even if you were slowly seducing him into wanting you, yearn for you. You wanted to cloud his mind with thoughts of you.

And you succeeded.

One night of drinking with some co-workers, you completely had him on a leash. You didn't do anything with him, not yet.

Here you were, looking at him. Just innocently staring at him while finishing some papers. Jonathan felt a sudden rush of desire, his eyes locked with yours, his body responding to your stare. The submissive side of him awakened, as he felt an irresistible urge to feel your touch.

What did your skin feel like? Your lips— he wanted to smudge that signature lipstick you've always worn, what do you taste like?

He made his way towards you. As the other workers carried on with their tasks, oblivious to the sensual tension in the air, Jonathan approached you with a hint of anticipation in his eyes.

Standing before you, he lowered his gaze, unable to resist your alluring presence. His voice came out as a soft whisper, tinged with both excitement and submission. He whimpers your name in a whisper.

You winked before getting up from your seat and walking off into the empty hallway.

Jonathan followed you, his heart racing with anticipation. He couldn't resist the magnetic pull between the two of you, and he knew that he had to have you, even if only for a brief moment.

As you turned to face him, a smirk playing on your lips, Jonathan closed the distance between you, his eyes locked with yours. He pressed you against the wall, his hands finding their place on your waist, gripping you possessively. His breath was hot against your ear as he whispered "You're driving me crazy."

He faced you, moving forward to capture your lips but you placed a finger against yours. You tutted, disappointed in him "You know we can't." you purred. Jonathan whimpers in response "Please... please, just need to kiss you. Just one kiss."

"Jon."

"Yes?"

"We've talked about this..." you smiled "No touching."

"Please... I can't anymore..." he whimpers.

"I'm not letting you have," you pointed to your body, shifting seductively "...all of this until you leave your wife."

"Fuck..." his eyes looked at you desperately "Just- Just one taste, please... need your kiss..."

You smirked before slipping out of his grasp and walking away, swaying your hips from side to side.

"Only when you leave her can you have me, understood?"

[callsign-rogueone]

hi Liz! thoughts on overstimulation with the girls/boys? I feel like some of them would be very inclined........

❤️ - I think you know who this is

I’m pretty sure I know who this is……

breaking it into categories for ease:

wants to overstim you: Garrick, Brennan, Mira, Xaden (because 95+% of the time they’re the one in charge and they do what they want), Bodhi (does it kinda on accident because he gets too lost in the sauce when he’s going down on you, but also finds it really hot). though if you turned the tables on them and exacted revenge, they wouldn’t mind too much.

wants you to overstim them: also Bodhi, and a little bit Liam. they just give me peak loverboy energy, and they would love it if you kept going to chase your own pleasure after they finished. they just want you to feel good. maybe a tiny bit Dain too — we all know he’s secretly a little bit submissive, and he just needs to be put in his place.

not super into it / idk: Dain (vanilla), Liam and Sawyer (would rather spend any extra time after round one cuddling), Imogen (idk. I feel like she’d rather it be mutual?) Ridoc and Aaric (I just don’t get that vibe from them? maybe I’m too used to writing them with their more shy, sensitive girls — I don’t think they’d be too rough with them.)

lmk what y’all think!

[xoteajays]

gimme those headcanons on sexual role dynamics for maki + co 👀

yesssssss. time to ramble.

maki x niragi

a mixed bag of two switches with dominant leans. maki’s on the softer dom side, controlling but not forceful or overly rough. she likes to guide niragi to do things how she likes or for her. niragi has a harder time giving up control with men, but with maki, he kind of finds it hot - but also she flusters him with some of her comments. maki could absolutely bring him to overstimulated tears. he’s a bit of a brat for her, touching her when he shouldn’t be, hickeys in too obvious places, teasing - but she can give back as good as she gets. they’re both big on marks, either bitemarks or hickeys, but aren’t into actual hitting because they both have trauma (maki’s abusive dad + niragi’s bullying). she reads a lot and is like ‘hey can we try this?’ and he eagerly goes along with her. he absolutely ate her out in her office, they 100% fucked in her car.

aguni x hatter

if you think aguni’s the dominant one in this relationship, you’re incorrect. hatter has him on a (metaphorical or maybe not 👀) leash, a ‘topping from the bottom’ type of situation. technically hatter is the one taking it, but he’s also the one in control. people think that one scene where hatter asks aguni ‘who’s your boss?’ is evidence of him being a bratty sub toeing the line, but in reality aguni’s just pissed he would bring that up and make him answer right in front of everyone.

chishiya x yamato

yamato is very much a giver. he likes to pick people apart, find out what turns them on. he’s happy to take either role. chishiya tries to take a more dominant role, but yamato is taller and handsy and pushes-and-pulls him around, so chishiya just kinda gives into him. chishiya is impatient though, so he has a bit more control in the pace, but yamato likes to see him squirm.

ann x mira

ann thought she was a 100% top until mira. mira is totally, completely dominating and doesn’t give an inch. i just know mira has all kinds of toys. ann absolutely got the strap in her office and they absolutely almost got caught at least once.

ann x kuina

ann’s the dominant one. ‘nough said. where she doesn’t have control with mira, she does have it with kuina. they’ll switch out who’s fucking who. kuina’s not overly submissive but she’s still into it, but she’s also a big pouter if she’s not getting enough kisses, absolutely needs to cuddle afterwards.

yukimari x last boss

yukimaru usually doesn’t take the lead, but lb is inexperienced, so yuki has to show him how to do stuff. last boss is very attentive and eager to explore stuff but also flip-floppy between dominant and submissive.

yukimaru x tatta

absolutely matching each other, freak-for-freak. of course they’re making out against the wall in the garage and hooking up in the car when they’re supposed to be on gas-collecting duty.

[writermuses]

If you follow my musings blog you probably already know what happened this morning. Anyways, there are some new voices in my head that I'm not going to be making starters for but thought I would let you all know they exist if you're interested in certain types of plots. The new girls are in bold.

Paddles is a club I created well over a decade ago. It started in New York City and was successful enough to open up a branch in Los Angeles. Formerly an employee Vanessa (Meghan Markle) is the now-owner of the company and has expanded it to include more than just the typical sex club playrooms. There are people of all ages in her employment and depending on your wallet and needs a plethora of options beyond what meets the eye.

"Front room" is the typical strip club with private rooms where sex does occur. You can choose an employee for immediate needs. They work typical shifts at an hourly rate and take tips from their clients. It's a little less common for them to have "regulars" as they are expected to take the walk-ins. These employees are usually new to Paddles or no longer maintaining clients and have been demoted to the main floor. They'll have clean backgrounds to make sure that any sort of investigation makes the business look like it's on the up and up. Yulia (Kennedy Walsh) works in the front room and goes by "Jewels" at work. She wears a blonde wig at work but is a natural redhead.

The "play rooms" are where you can find the typical sex club entertainment. These employees may take on regulars but they are still hourly employees that work for tips. You can pick from who's working based on your needs or their physical appearance. Everyone has a price that could get most of these employees to change up their labels and what they are and aren't willing to do. Freya (Hunter Schafer) goes by "Pearl" and is a switch. She started on the floor to cover medical bills and loved the empowerment of the gig. She's hoping to continue to move up within the company. Isadora (Barbie Ferreria) is also a switch but uniquely was brought in specifically for the play room setting. She'll typically go by her last name Mira and was scouted for the job at a sex toy convention at eighteen. It's unlikely that she'll move up to an escort role but, uniquely, has a dedicated clientele. Valentina (Alexa Demie) is strictly a dominatrix in the play rooms and transferred from the front room as a dancer known as "Star" back in New York. So far the LA branch thinks she's a bit too cold for a promotion. Yael (Maude Apatow) is newly promoted to the play rooms and is strictly a submissive. She goes by "Cassie" and has quickly gathered regulars. It's likely she'll see a promotion to the showroom soon enough.

The "show room" is where you'll be taken if you're seeking an escort. Depending on your request and portfolio, you will either be shown the standard escorts or the elite escorts. Léa-Rose (Sydney Sweeney) is new to the standard escort position and goes by "Rose". Skye (Zendaya) is on her second contract and hoping for a promotion. The standard package includes short term employee purchases of either a few hours or a few days. These employees are salaried and can have regular clientele under agreements added to their contract calendar. They're subject to reviews and could be demoted based on customer satisfaction or failure to retain a clientele that pays enough to cover the company's expectations and their salary. This is a very different arrangement than the elite escort experience.

The "back room" is where high profile and exceptionally wealthy clients can meet a personally chosen elite escort. These employees are subject to the most scrutiny by both Vanessa and the customers. They are trained to be whatever and whomever a client needs at the drop of a dime and will typically spend extended time with their regulars abroad. These exceptionally beautiful employees are know for more than their skills in bed but their intellect, including a fluency in multiple languages. Quintrell (Ned Porteous) is from Brazil and was immediately hired as an elite escort by Vanessa, which ruffled some feathers. Kasmitha (Amita Suman), who goes by Kas, is in a training and transitionary period to her promotion to an elite escort as the Madame decides if there's enough of a demand for her. During their contracts, elite escorts are housed by the company in luxury, private penthouses with all of their expenses paid and a monthly stipend for work-related purchases and 'physical maintenance'. Taney (Rooney Mara) previously worked in every portion of the company and upon her voluntary retirement from the 'elite escort' position to start her own business (Asmodeus) took a handful of her favorite high-end clients with her.

The "Auditorium" is a small theater-like 'performance' hall where 'The Auction' and other events occur. The Auction is a short term sale of Paddles 'employees' into a marriage contract that lasts 3-5 years (event dependent) where the customers bid on their options. 90% of the bid goes to the employee upon completion of the contract and 10% remains with Paddles. If the client breaks the contract they forfeit all bid money and if the employee breaks the contract Paddles keeps 10% and the rest is returned. The typical marriage contracts are purchased by 1%-ers (typically politicians) some seeking a beard, others companionship and status knowing it's easier to get elected if married. Reasons vary, but once the contract is over both parties can decide to divorce, renew the contract, or remain married without the contract. The Auditorium is also where sex shows and orgies take place.

[queer-scots-geordie-dyke]

"I have to meander here and ask myself, as one of those rare Eastern European kids who would actually make the move to the West: did I get what I dreamed of? Did my adolescent image of the “Free World” turn out to be correct? Is the Free World truly free? What did we imagine that world was? Were we just fantasizing, under the heavy influence of Western propaganda, coming to us through music and film? What did we know, what could we really know about that other world we longed for?

We had every reason to be put off by our ruling Communist elite. Although we understood the nobleness of the idea, we were also deeply aware of how the ruling class had sabotaged that idea, how greed and selfishness, so inherent to human nature, managed to subvert the whole system into a corrupt and totalitarian environment where the “red bourgeoisie” got everything while the rest were struggling without hope, where the very few held power over the frightened, submissive masses. I’m writing this in the second decade of the 21st century, in America, when those exact words could easily describe the current situation of the “free world” we’re living in. The irony is obvious and can be summarized as: be careful what you wish for.

Maybe it was just about colors. The colors that surrounded us. We were living in a gray world. Our politicians all dressed the same: gray suits with gray ties and gray shoes. In school we had to wear blue uniforms, the dreaded “kuta”-s. It was the sameness, the uniformity that bothered us. For us, the kids of Communism, the notion of freedom translated as an ability to dress in colorful, smart and conspicuous clothes. We wanted to look like Bob Dylan, like Joni Mitchell. We passionately wanted to be a part of the Revolution. But not the revolution from our textbooks. Not the Communist revolution they were brainwashing us with – we were bored by all of that. We were sickened by the relentless propaganda.

Instead of inspiring us, it was turning us against it. At the time of our adolescence Yugoslav Communists were already losing their grip. The ideas that were so exciting to my father in his youth were losing their power in the gray, uninspiring, dull world we were living in. That world seemed so much less real than what we saw of the Western world on television, what we read in books, what we saw in American movies or what we listened to in rock’n’roll music. People who were addressing us from a position of power in the Socialist Federal Republic of Yugoslavia were just not interesting enough. They had nothing to say to the young generation. So we turned elsewhere. In retrospect: did we just fall for brilliant Western propaganda? Also, in retrospect: It’s tragic how superficial we were. We were falling head over heels, with no reservations, for the public, smiley face of capitalism, never asking ourselves about its true nature."

- Mira Furlan, Love Me More Than Anything In the World

[pyropsychiccollector]

Gray: I would ask you how the heck you juggle two girlfriends… But I'd rather keep my sanity.

Natsu: Two? cocks head ಠಿ_ಠ

Gray: Erza and Mira, you dumbass!

Natsu: Oh, those two. You still have day terrors or whatever?

Gray: How do YOU not?! Don't you remember those two scaring the absolute piss out of us when we were kids? How do you even keep one of 'em happy? … How are you not DEAD?

Natsu: Listen, frostbite. If all ya do is quibble over every little thing, 'course life's gonna kick your ass.

Gray: I hardly call Erza and Mira LITTLE THINGS, Flamebrain! ಠಿ_ಠ

Natsu: slugs him with a fire punch Shaddup and listen!! If you're scared of people stronger than you, or scared of whatever, then just do one thing~ (✿◠‿◠)

Gray: … One thing he says. :P tries to slug him back with an ice punch only to get bitch-slapped back

Natsu: WIN. (人◕ω◕)(人◕ω◕)(人◕ω◕)(人◕ω◕)(人◕ω◕)

Gray: Win…what? ಠಿ_ಠ

Natsu: Just WIN, droopydrawers! It ain't that hard! (人◕ω◕)

Gray: Win WHAT, you dumbass?! (╬ಠ益ಠ)

Natsu: Everything, duh! (✿◠‿◠) Win all day, everyday~

Gray: ……… That doesn't make any freaking sense! You can't win ALL the-

Mira: Ara? What doesn't make sense, Gray? (✿◠‿◠) Winning solves everything. Winning puts bread on the table. (✿◠‿◠)(✿◠‿◠)(✿◠‿◠)

Gray: Oh god, not you…!

Erza: Where's your warrior's spirit, Gray?! Do you plan to overcome Gildarts with that kind of wishy-washy attitude? ≖‿≖***

Gray: … I'm NOT aimin' to be stronger than Gildarts!!! You're all insane!

Mira: cocks head But you keep throwing yourself at Natsu as if you stand a chance. (✿◠‿◠)

Gray: That's cuz everything about him pisses me off! (╬ಠ益ಠ)(╬ಠ益ಠ)(╬ಠ益ಠ)(╬ಠ益ಠ)(╬ಠ益ಠ) It ain't about bein' tougher than the pyromoron. Though that'd be a bonus. (╬ಠ益ಠ)

Natsu: You ain't ever beatin' me, icecube. I'm gonna be #1. (人◕ω◕)(人◕ω◕)(人◕ω◕)(人◕ω◕)(人◕ω◕) I win all day long~

Erza: nods sagely I see. Gray needs remedial training. Natsu, go tell Master we're taking a sabbatical for a while.

Natsu: Aww, why do I gotta-?!

Erza: BECAUSE I TOLD YOU TO, NOW GO! (╬ಠ益ಠ)

Mira: (✿◠‿◠)(✿◠‿◠)(✿◠‿◠) requipped into dominatrix outfit, snapping whip menacingly Don't worry, Gray~ This only hurts in the beginning. Then it feels GOOD~

Natsu and Erza: Not THAT kind of training, Mira/bitch! (⊙▂⊙✖ )

Natsu: You said that was stuff only WE do, Mira!! (⊙▂⊙✖ )

Erza: It IS our exclusive training ritual, Mira's just being ridiculous as always. (╬≖_≖)

Mira: sprouts demon bat wings, dark, ominous aura around her Ridiculous, eh? (✿◠‿◠)***

Erza: dons Nakagami Armor Did I stutter? (╬≖_≖)

Natsu: … Weren't we gonna beat slushboy's rubbish mentality into submission? ಠಿ_ಠ

Gray: as Erza and Mira duke it out like they didn't hear him Shut the frick up, you moron!!!!!! (⊙▂⊙✖ ) ducks a tree chucked their way, only to get blown over anyway because of them going All Out

Natsu: (╬≖_≖) Mmmnnnrrrrrr… I'm not sittin' this out! I'm gonna kick both their asses!!! dives into the thick dust cloud without hesitation

Gray: … Well, Flamebrain's dead. And good riddance. ಠಿಠ … watches and listens to the intense fighting for several minutes ... begins to back away when those grunting noises transitioned to hisses and pleasurable moans I don't wanna know. I don't wanna know. I don't wanna know…!!! ಠಿಠ

[vintagetvstars]

Is there anyone you guys were surprised wasn't submitted at all for the women's tournament? I only saw it was happening after the submission period closed and I have to admit I was kind of shocked no one submitted Cassandra Peterson (Elvira), or Helen Mirren for Prime Suspect!

Those are excellent additions I would have loved to see! Definitely consider submitting them for the tournament next year when we do it all again and crown a new queen!

There are definitely some ladies I would have liked to see in it, several Star Trek ladies were nominated but there were a few I was surprised weren't nominated at all. And having now watched all of Babylon 5 I'm surprised only Mira Furlan was nominated (though rightfully nominated she is fantastic and absolutely stunning).

The only person I can think of off the top of my head that I was surprised no one nominated and genuinely disappointed about was Estelle Getty. Like y'all nominated all the golden girls except my girl Estelle Getty?! SHAME!

- mod vintage

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(oh god i wish! that cassandra peterson and helen mirren had been submitted - hopefully you stick around to submit them next time)

while there’s so many women i would have loved to have seen included in the tournament i actually didn’t think about them until after the polls went up and then i went “wait, where’s [insert actress’ name here]?!”. it’s like when someone asks you your favorite anything - my mind went blank trying to think of potential nominees.

to be honest, we had less than a hundred followers at the time the submissions closed, so i really wasn’t sure what to expect. despite that, i still think we managed to have a wonderfully diverse set of nominees! hopefully next year we’ll see the women who were overlooked added to the tournament.

at the end of the day i just personally feel so lucky that carolyn jones was submitted - she was the first woman i ever fell in love with on tv.

- mod violet

[miradelletarot]

Rest assured I will always be here for you and boufsy (though their ask box submission requires a blog account, which has Tara rather flummoxed, hence my only replying to you.)

Boufsy’s musical taste and your skills with the Tarot are—dare I say it?—quite magical. Ha!

I look forward to where your life’s adventures lead, and I will always be a part of them, cheering you both on.

My love to you both,

Gale

Gale, my love, you flatter me so! I'm sure @boufsy would be just as pleased with your kind words, and I will be sure to pass the message along.

It's truly a joy and a pleasure knowing you and Tara are both there cheering us on. There will always be a place for you here on this humble blog.

Kindly yours,

Mira <3