#Julius Cæsar was born a 54 year old butch lesbian who's restoring an Edwardian redbrick and owns a rottweiler who can't eat cheese
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#i mean just look at that haircut#and those cheek bones#swap the breast plate for a plaid shirt and I see this chick twice a week buying lumber and brackets at home hardware#Julius Cæsar was born a 54 year old butch lesbian who's restoring an Edwardian redbrick and owns a rottweiler who can't eat cheese#Anyone whose ever had to translate De Bello Gallico understands this#Julius Caesar#Caesar#Rome#Classics#lesbian icons
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