#Jesse's dad is God and Holly's stepdad is Satan. what kind of neighborhood squabbles do they get into

[xerxestexastoast]

"Goths went extinct in the 90's, honey" she says to the literal devil girl

also, I am LIVING for the implication that Token Flamboyant Gay Friend Jesse Cross is, in fact, Jesus Christ

Uhh, hi. My name's Holly. Yeah, I know, it's so... Christmasy. But unlike the plastics in the school dance committee, I'm not exactly feeling warm and jolly about the winter formal. My boyfriend Darren dumped me like a stocking full of coal over Thanksgiving Break to go out with my ex-best friend, and my new crush is super-hottie football star Nicholas Mistletoe. He doesn't even know I'm alive, and if he did, why would he want to go out with me--the daughter of Krampus? I guess it's true what they say--holidays are Hell. *Fall Out Boy's "Yule Shoot Your Eye Out" plays*