#Jerry and Gary are brothers tho full stop it's canon i just said so they have the same levels of insanity | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

mist-the-wannabe-linguist · 10 months ago

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probably an unpopular headcanon but I think he's Paul's brother. they just never talk and no one has ever asked Paul about his family so he never felt the need to mention that his brother is The Secretary of Defense of the U S of A

because I love the contrast of one sibling being the definition of success - he left his hometown and made it big, he's in the government, he has PowerTM; and the other sibling being World's Most Mediocre Man

so if all jon matteson’s characters are related, where does the secretary of defence fit in? a friend brought this up while we were watching bf and i can’t stop thinking about it

#personally don't think Gary Richie Trevor and Boy Jerry are Paul's immediate family too but hey #Hatchetfield isn't a super big town and people don't tend to move out (because they'd have to drive through Cl*vesdale)#he's gotta have extended family there #Jerry and Gary are brothers tho full stop it's canon i just said so they have the same levels of insanity #twins perhaps even #with Richie and Trevor we could say the family has twins pretty often #yknow what let's say Paul and Wallace (the secretary according to the wiki) are twins too #Wallace McNeill sounds like a fake name. he def changed his name #hatchetfield

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