#Jensen's bitch face kills me🤣

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My reactions to @fandom-hoarder about tw lmao enjoy people.

Me–Ok so the stationary of the letter John has its MOL so....maybe Sam? Then again I've never seen Sam write in cursive.

Oof ok the acting is rough and wtf a soldier boy line? Jensen mijo you were on for a partial season, calmate lol

Bestie–Lmao oh wait, i didn't catch the soldier boy line, what was it?

Me–"See you around soldier boy" the pacing is so weird.

Bestie– Ah oh yeah lmao. I didn't catch it cuz it smacked me in the face

It is!!

Me–It feels like watching something in fast forward

The goofy John who can't fight is dumb

Bestie–Hahh it has slower bits too so that's fun 👀👀👀👀👀👀

Yes, thank you omg

Me–Omg Dads on a hunting trip and hasn't been home in a few days

This legit feels like an ao3 story brought to life

Drake overreacts a bit and so does Meg. This isn't Disney Channel mija

Bestie– Yes, god it's very disney channel

Me–Omg your right anti possession charm bracelet like whyyyyy

Bestie–There's waaay too many conveniences like that charm in one episode.

You're right, it's soooo fanfictiony

Me–Really overacted and the monster under the bed line????

I'm like c'mon just say you wanted Drake to be Sam Jensen jfc

Bestie–Yeah! Also I'm so annoyed about his version 9f the story

Me–You don't want any part of this life. Like bitch you just pulled him into this lmao

Bestie–Cuz if john had a memory like that from his dad it puts his version with sam in even WORSE light

Me–Ok I love patsy cline

Why is no one wearing the anti possession charm as a necklace

Like yeah Mary had a charm bracelet before but dear lord

Bestie–A question for the ages, bestie

Me–Ok the line of I hated my dad but I love him is such a Sam line

Bestie–Yes

Me–Ok John did have ptsd, I would think so even during the og series

Omfg mary has an emf reader🤦🏾‍♀️Jensen honey just say that you wanted to do a samdean not related au

Omfg the van scene from the trailer 😂😂😂😂

Bestie–Lol yeah

Me–Omfg the lines are terrible

Ugh the menu but is too stupid

Bestie–Jensen's first fanfic

Me–It feels like it lol

"There's no secrets in our family" bitch that's the og show. Secrets build everything lol

Ugh cheating hippie hispanic

Bestie–Yeah :(

Me–What the fuck is with this pacing?

Bestie–I wish i knew!!! 🤣🤣🤣

They should've taken more pacing notes from spn pilot lol

Me–Omfg Samuel left coordinates how original Ackles

Dude yes. This is so rushed

Who the fuck is Maggie

Bestie–Right?!? OUT OF NOWHERE!

Me–Why do they give the demons the "venom" distorted voice lol

Yes yes we get it no happy ending for hunters it's been established

Fucking Scooby-Doo shit

Bestie–Did they do that voice to the first airplane demon?

Me–And yeah that's the actresses real voice. For Lata.

I can't remember lmao

Bestie–Ok.. that makes it ok then. It is so proper that it kinda annoys me but as long as it's not fake it's fine

All the girls seem to have major enunciation that gets on my nerves, though, so it might be an acting training thing

Me–Ok so Maggie was her cousin who was killed by a vampire. No pos wow Jensen lol and mary just had a Sam line "They put a knife in my hand before I could walk" "Dad gave me a .45 for the monster under my bed"

Yeah she really enunciates

This is "Hey idk you but our dads are missing and there's weird shit out there so let's hop in our Scooby van with our stereotypical counterparts and go on a trip"

The casts lacks chemistry

It's given off Disney Channel/Nickolodeon vibes

Since when did John have a scar???

Oh and here with the self sacrificing

God that thing is bad

It's like great value brand lycan

Bestie–Yes, thank you wtf

The van scene also made me think of argyle from stranger things

Me– What in the 13 ghost of Scooby-Doo was that bullshit

Bestie–Lmfao

Me–Ok so John's mom knew

When you have kids you'll understand oh honey

Bestie–Like. Wtf 😑

Me–Jensen should have just made an account on ao3

After seeing this I suddenly feel a lot better about my writing

Saving people hunting things????

Nothings sacred huh

God megs acting is really forced

Bestie–Yeah. Dude, seriously, so many fanfiction writers could've done better, even WITH THIS PREMISE. Including you and me

Me–A monster not of this world trying to invade. Pos chingao

Just say aliens 🤦🏾‍♀️

Omfg please don't tell me the pinche tentacle monster from the late seasons 🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️

Bestie–They can get away with not saying aliens if it comes through an au portal 😒

Omfgg i did not even make that connection

Me–Omfg but why is he writing? Dean has hated it, said it was more Sam's thing and the I'll keep picking the music

Ugh yeah terrible.

[negans-lucille-tblr]

Another part !! You may enjoy this and I will make the angsty train travel far as possible

She rubbed one of her eyes, letting a small yawn escape. Gaze clearing up to reveal Jensen sitting in a chair across from her formerly sleeping figure with a stern look. “ Danneel went to grab dinner, we’ve got 30 minutes at least. Wanna tell me how you got here?”

Her brain is groggy, not fully functioning so she laughs it off before getting more serious. “ Straight to the point huh? Not even a hey how are you doing?”

The male folded both arms over his chest, raising a brow. “ I don’t know, you didn’t tell me you were living a fucking double life Hannah Montana. So excuse me for being defensive instead of concerned.”

Y/N looks away, laying flat on her back while catching the tv still playing in the background. “ I don’t like talking about it. You didn’t need to know I use to murder people for money. Not that easy to bring up in a conversation either. Did you rather I tell you mid climax I once killed a man? Or when we’re wiping down tables should I say oh yeah I remember when I was a bounty hunter I had to clean up blood?”

If Jensen was going to get mean then so could she, it’s obvious that his defensive state comes from the fear for her life but the man didn’t have to be such a bitch about it.

“ That’s what I fucking thought. It’s my one secret in this world, so I rather you don’t tell anyone because I’m not that person anymore. Did my time, I should be finished.”

“ But you weren’t.” Jensen buries his face into both palms before taking a deep breath. “ You could have died and I’d never know. Can’t have you dying on me sweetheart.”

Turning back to look at him, her expression softens while reaching for his hand. Squeezing it tightly before tugging him to come closer.

Their face inches apart as she cups one cheek. “ I’m too cool for the Grim Reaper Jensen. I’m not leaving.”

His eyes flutter shut at her touch, taking another deep breath but this one a little shaky. “ I wouldn’t let you sweetheart.”

“ I know baby.” The pet names take both back to the old days where they laid naked in bed, silence occupying the space after fucking their brains out. His fingertips running down her skin, eliciting goosebumps.

Jensen almost moves in closer to kiss her, but puts everything in his power to hold back. His self control would work overtime but he’s gotta stop now. He can’t be falling for Y/N right?

Fall for me Jensen!!! FALL FOR ME!

Literally LOLED when he said “Hannah Montana” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

And the bit about telling him mid climax. Omg can you imagine?!

Cannot wait for more!