#Jaune just getting random texts only to have them freak out when he tells them it's the wrong number is a funny image
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dragon-razor-writings · 5 months ago
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Jaune: "To the people who are sending me flirty texts, can you please stop?"
Jaune: "You're being duped and it's really awkward to tell you that you have the wrong number."
Beacon Student: "Wait, you were the one who got my texts?"
Jaune: "Yes, I was. On the bright side, I think that you really pull off that dress. Especially with that pink hair tie. Really good look."
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theladypeace · 4 years ago
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Whitley/Oscar head-canons? I love them so much.
Snowpine/Richfarmers Headcanons
I love them too 💕
(I kinda turned this into a future rwby,, thing? Hope that’s okay)
- At the Schnee Manor in V7, Whitely had glanced at rwbyjnor to see what type of peasant friends his sister had. But then he saw Oscar and there was this strange feeling in his stomach, like butterflies you could say.
- He forced himself to stop looking at Oscar, and instead to annoy Weiss. Pissing her off was his favorite activity after all.
- So that backfired. Apparently Weiss’ friends were a lot more loyal to her than he expected. They had formed a whole plan to ‘accidentally’ drop all kinds of desserts on him, but it all landed on a random woman. She spilled red wine all over him.
- Whitely went to the bathroom to clean up, trying to keep as much dignity as he could. He could hear the snickers and giggles of Weiss’ friends. He turned around for a split second, and the only one who seemed a bit concerned for him was Oscar.
- Whitely was trying to scrub the wine stains away, though he damn well knew that he would need to change clothes (thanks to past experiences with his mother). Oscar checked up on him. Whitely was rude and dismissive, but he didn’t full on tell Oscar to leave.
- Oscar helped try to clean him. This farm boy was very close to him, and Whitely was thankful the wine hid his blush.
- Assuming at the end of RWBY Oscar and Oz’s souls get separated, Oscar will perhaps try to rebuild Beacon and becomes the headmaster. Weiss brings Whitely to Vale to see the new school, and when he saw Oscar, all those emotions came back.
- Whitely asked him out and he was not expecting Oscar to say yes.
- Their date was a picnic under a tree and it lasted hours. They only realized they had been there all day when they received calls/texts from their friends and coworkers, wondering where they were.
- they sadly had to end the date. Whitely, who had been raised to act like a gentlemen, took Oscar’s hand and kissed it. Oscar laughed and kissed him on the cheek. Whitely had never blushed so hard, he was completely speechless like the useless gay he is 👀
- Whitely could only stay in Vale for a short amount of time, so the next day he came by Beacon and asked Oscar on another date.
- They didn’t have anything planned, so they instead walked around Vale. They definitely got ice cream.
- later on, when Weiss and Winter found out about the relationship, instead of just threatening Oscar, they threatened Whitely too.
- Weiss: If you hurt that little farm boy, I will make sure you never see the light of day again.
- Whitely: Weiss, I’m your brother—
- Weiss: I don’t care.
- Winter: That goes for you too, Oscar.
- Oscar: Yes, ma’am
- the rest of qrwbyjnr freaked out when they found out as well
- Qrow: First Ruby dates a Schnee, and now you? Smh
- Weiss: Hey!
- Ruby: oscar, i’m so happy for you!!!
- Nora: i will break Whitely’s legs if he tries anything
- Oscar: oh,,, okay then
- Whitely: uh
- Nora: anything
- Ren: we’re all very happy for you
- Yang: why do all my siblings keep getting with schnees?
- Oscar: But I’m not your brother
- Yang: Yes, you are, deal with it
- Blake: excuse my wife, she is very happy for you and Whitely,, she just doesn’t show it
- Maria: why a white boy though?
- Oscar: MARIA
- Maria: someone had to say it
- Penny: when is the wedding?
- Weiss: Yeah, when??
- Oscar: i
- Whitely: um
- Ruby: ignore my wives! They can be... very forward
- Weiss: you love it
- Ruby: Yes i do 😌
- Jaune: am I seriously the only single one in the group still
- Ruby: Yep
- Yang: Loser
- Jaune: 😔
I tried,,, hope you enjoyed this post tho,, uhhh yeah
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