#Jamie vc: Could've been worse knowing 'im 'onestly.

[silvcrignis]

DOSSIER CHEAT SHEET

LEGAL NAME: Captain Jamie Guinevere Hook

NICKNAME[S]: Captain Hook to all you hoes who don't know her like that, Jamesie (Only Pan's bitch ass gets away with it), Sea bitch, Semen Demon, Open Door Policy (Devil De Vil is bad boyfriend, he's so disrespectful), JAMES! (Claude calls her James when he's drunk she doesn't mind it), Bitch (She & Ursula call each other this in friendly mildly sexually tense rivalry), My Beloved (Maleficent)

DATE OF BIRTH: 11/9/1876 (Ain't no way this bitch not a Team Scorpio Member)

GENDER: Female, Cis woman (Gendbend haters can uhhhh suck me?)

PLACE OF BIRTH: England (Google said Hook never revealed where exactly he was from & deadass Jamie wouldn't tell anyone LBR)

CURRENTLY LIVING: New Auradon when she's not... On the ocean pirating

SPOKEN LANGUAGES: English, Spanish, Faelish, French, Latin, That weird pirate garble that only other pirates understand, Demontongue & apparently she can speak the language of the Old Ones wtf Jamie???

EDUCATION: Attended Eton College as well Balliol College during her youth.

HAIR COLOR: Black

EYE COLOR: Blue

HEIGHT: 6'2

WEIGHT: 185 (Most of it goes... If you've seen Lana Parilla... You know where man...)

FAMILY INFORMATION

SIBLING[S]: Delphia Smee (Found family, Sister)

PARENT[S]: Guinevere neè Astley Hook (Deceased), Captain Tiberius Hook (Deceased)

RELATIVE[S]: None, she's a pretty solo rider in terms of extended family

CHILDREN: Harriet Hook, Henry-Conrad "Harry" Hook, @wiickedxgood Hugh Hook, (I know Descendants canon says she/Hook has more but... I don't fuckin care lmfao tbh)

PET[S]: The crazy bitch managed to tame a Kraken that follows her ship around. She also has a parrot when Iago gets bored pfft.

RELATIONSHIP INFORMATION

SEXUAL ORIENTATION: Bisexual/ Polyromantic

RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Engaged to Peter Pan (she wants him to die), dating Devil De Vil (Also wants HIM to die), dating Maleficent Faire (touch a hair on her luv's head & feel her blade's sting)

SINCE WHEN: Jamie x Devil x Maleficent have been a thing since... 18 years I wanna say. Yeah Harry's 18 & Devil is his father so yeah. Peter & Jamie have been officially engaged for a good 2 years. Peter is shit at wedding planning & keeps changing his mind she's gonna drown that man.

Tagged by: @lettherebemonsters

Tagging: @fantasywritten (Mark & Emma pls), @dcmur3, @amaidasfairassummer, @ambitionbled (Gianna Claude misses her v much), @rhaigal @muutos (BUT SPECIFICALLY FOR FLORA && MISSY I LOVE THEM?!) @khalaesi (Rosa & Miguel I love them & need them pls), @verreprincesse, @darkheartedprince