#JACKIE IS B A N N E D FROM THE KITCHEN

[your-host-tonight]

             M e      t r y i n g     t o       g e t        b e t t e r       a t     w r i t i n g                                               J a c k i e b o y m a n                                     

                                                   part 1

credits to @write-it-motherfuckers, @love-me-a-good-prompt

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“You don’t talk to me about anything!” The boy shouted, tears running down his face at a rapid pace. “You've been gone for so long, a-and I can’t d-do it an-anymore!” He shouted again, projecting it at his sister. “Calm dow-” she tried saying something “BUT I CAN’T, You don’t understand!”  he melted to the floor of his bedroom, small sobs being heard. “Jackie..” the older sister murmured as she lowered herself to the ground. “I-I’m sorry I ye-yelled.” he said, hiding his head in-between his knees, his hands resting on his head. He got emotional at times, sometimes it being for no reason. Of course this was actually serious and this time was true.  -------- Jackie sighed, frowning. “You know, I wouldn't have to punch you if you just didn’t do this, right?” He said as he heard the criminal said something under there breath. It involved a curse word so he took that as a ‘I’m not running’ signal and punched them in the jaw. they stumbled back as there lands flew on the place where he punched. “Would you lik-” he almost said before the criminal kicked him on the leg, causing Jackie to wince slightly at the jolt through his leg. He’d already called the police so they where there in at least 5 minutes after the criminal kicked him. the police got the person, putting them in a random police car. He walked away letting out a soft sigh. someone watching said, “Ooooh, that’s gonna hurt in the morning.” He turned his head and grinned at the civilian. “Y’know, it actually hurts now.” He said sarcastically.  -------- Jackie giggled at Chases comment on the situation. All the septic’s where fighting about who got the last piece of pizza, they had ordered it for movie night. “Why are you do this?!”  Seán yelled at Anti as he yanked the pizza from his hands. “You know damn well why!” Anti said as he ran out of the kitchen with the pizza. “They could cut the one slice of pizza in half.” Jackie said, looking at Chase. “I mean, they could, but I don’t know how that would end.” Chase laughed slightly.  -------- Jack walked into Jackie’s room, wondering why he had his door closed. He always had it open. Jack knocked and He heard Jackie say something so he took it as a come in. “You alrigh- Why are you under the bed?” he stopped himself midsentence. “I miss them.” the boy said, sniffling slightly. “....miss who..?” Jack asked hesitantly. “My monsters.” the boy frowned slightly and hugged a small plush dinosaur he had under the bed.  ----------------- Bonus + Chase sat in the kitchen trying to find tape for his next video. “I swear, If someone cut you open, all they would find is memes and movie references.”  Seán said walking in to make coffee. “ Nah, pretty sure there would be a fuck load of sarcasm floating around in there too.” Chase replied getting a chuckle from Seán.

[applvbee]

" No offense to God, but every thing my mother prayed I wouldn’t be, I became. Every place she prayed I wouldn’t go, I went. I walked so long I found Mercy.  I draped her thighs over my shoulders & drank.”

⌠ MADELAINE PETSCH, 21, CIS-WOMAN, SHE/HER ⌡ welcome back to gallagher academy, CARTER APPLEBEE! according to their records, they’re a THIRD YEAR year, specializing in DRIVERS ED + LINGUISTICS, CULTURE, & ASSIMILATION; and they DID NOT go to a spy prep high school. when i see them walking around in the halls, i usually see a flash of POMEGRANATE STAINED LIPS, POPPING GUM THROUGHOUT SUNDAY SCHOOL, WEARING PURPLE EYELINER when it’s the SCORPIOS birthday on 11/21, they always request their BISCUITS AND GRITS from the school’s chefs. looks like they’re well on their way to graduation. ⌿ jinx, 24, she/they, pst ⍀

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CHARACTER PARALLELS (TBA): Jackie Burkhart ( That 70′s Show ), Anna Crellin ( Sharp Objects ), Lou ( Ocean’s 8 ), Abby Whelan ( Scandal )

Born Charlotte Applebee, on a particularly cold day in November, the girl already groomed to be the first born perfect southern belle, came out of the womb w a i l i n g. A scream that the nurses would’ve covered their ears for if they were allowed – Carter let people know the minute she came out of the womb that she was going to live. That she was screaming, and ready to fight for the life she wanted. Of course, being a newborn, she didn’t know that she was going to have to fight – no – but she was ready –  all of heaven & hell knew it.  Being born in a religious CAGE didn’t allow it at first, so she dreamed  her way out of it, she fought her way out of it through words, actions, popping gum when the Sunday School teacher was speaking – Charlotte showed them all she was not going to be like them no matter how much they wanted her to be their perfect firstborn doll.  But why? Surely, this girl couldn’t have come out of the womb with a rebel’s heart, surely this girl didn’t grow up just against her family’s ideals?

OBSERVANT, from a young age she knew the people around her were spouting hate – she could tell by the way they were so restrictive. Carter hated it and she knew that even if her religion could bring good things, great things, all it gave her and her darling sister was a sense of self-loathing. Repent for this, repent for that, it seemed that anything different was capital B-A-D. Blasphemy. Yet, she found interest in all the things her parents saw as sin – from the movies that had swearing, to the far off world of feminism she’d heard about, to New York & the Bronx, in New Orleans, she found life in the most rebellious of things. So, rebellious she became.  Chapel Hill South was the fanatical religious boarding school in the deep south her parents sent her, because they couldn’t deal with a daughter like her but they still needed to keep her nearby enough to keep an eye on her. 

[ SCHOOL ABUSE TW ] Chapel Hill North was the girl’s school and Chapel HIll South was the boy’s school – that was Carter’s first shock. The second is when the teachers refused to call her Carter, instead used the name Charlotte, even when she said time and time again not to. Sneaking into Chapel HIll South wasn’t as hard as Carter thought it should’ve been but she figured that maybe no one had DARED – which fueled her more. Multiple times getting detentions or her things taken away. Put in isolation. But she learned, she got smarter, she learned things she wasn’t supposed to went places she wasn’t supposed to, visited Nola too many times. Summers & holidays were filled with riding & fixing cars, motorcycles, sneaking out in the middle of the night and taking any consequence that could potentially come to her by holding her families reputation in her hands. It was tiring to do for years but it was survival, when Rosemary her younger sister came to school, starting to hate herself even more under the influence of the ‘teachers’ at their school – Carter’s anger grew tenfold. She planned then, soon, something would have to be done.  [ SCHOOL ABUSE END ]

[ ARSON TW ] Something was done, the end of her Senior Year, Carter Applebee burning what she could of the school in the middle of the night, a spy from Gallagher had been driving past from a mission, seeing the flames from far away. Chapel HIll’s dirty reputation illuminated by Carter Applebee, several papers around the area reporting on what had happened. When the cops, firemen, etc. came to raid the school, finding how vile and nasty the treatment of their students were along with everything else – the school was temporarily shut down. Carter, who could’ve faced severe punishment and charges, only faced expulsion, was instead given a second chance but farther away. At Gallagher. [ ARSON END TW ]

A deep southern accent that made heads spin ( in wonder, in annoyance, in curiosity ) she was something to be watched as she set foot in Gallagher – and all her classmates knew it. She felt invincible being a budding spy, completely like a fish out of water but embracing all the new adventure with vigor. She had felt like she found one of the seven wonders of the world when she was offered a second life at Gallagher and excelled in her Driver’s Ed classes from day one, especially. Gallagher is a dream come true and having the Blackthorn boys now around to play with and make connections with is even more fun. With only a two years left of school, Carter knows she’ll be able to go into the real world and travel it, she’ll be able to do whatever the hell she pleases and she thanks Gallagher for giving her the freedom to do that. 

LIL HEADCANONS: 

BABY, WON’T YOU DRIVE MY CAR? First, it was riding a bike, then it was taking weekend rides in her dad’s pick up, to learning to properly drive. Nothing could compare to being on the open road. Keyword:o pen. After she turned sixteen, sneaking out of the house was all too common and easy. Having a knack for finding the unusual, a biker gang that she’d seen around her sleepy & pious town was one she found herself drawn to. They’d at first been pretty hesitant in letting her hang around, they didn’t know her and she was young, but she quickly proved she could ride with them. They taught her how to ride a motorcycle and in turn she’d find ways to feed them, whether it was cooking herself or stealing from convenience stores. Mamma Day, one of the only women in the gang took her under her wing, making sure she was protected and going with her to get her first tattoo posing as her mother. None of them knows where she heads off to come September, but she’s their kid, and they travel enough to know that family doesn’t have to see each other all the time to be considered family. Their little firebird, they taught her that her freedom was beautiful, that she needed to keep being herself to make it in this world. Not that she didn’t already know, but having someone else reaffirm those beliefs was comforting. 

LOVE OF LANGUAGES: The reason Carter is a double major is because she couldn’t decide between her love of cars and her love languages -- being a spy opened up option for both. She couldn’t not take the opportunity and while Latin is her favorite ( Latin’s not dead, it’s just sleeping ), she knows Spanish, Portuguese, Russian, Italian, German and is continuing to learn more. She knew exactly what she wanted to do the minute she came into Gallagher looking at the class catalog and has been sticking with it since. 

WHAT’S A SOUTHERN GIRL WITHOUT HER GRITS? Carter can cook, the one time she connected with her mother, the one time they weren’t suffocating between was unsaid and known. The Applebee’s famous Apple Pie a staple every fall, her father’s mother had taught her mother the recipe and she had learned it all too well. It was the one time she saw her mother smile so bright, and seem to be so free, when she was cooking. No longer was she just the housewife that listened but she controlled the kitchen. Carter desperately wanted to learn, so she tried her best, and found she enjoys it. Though she can’t quite make the apple pie as well as her mother, she fries like no other. During Thanksgiving ( when she comes home ), she often helps her dad fry the turkey. Carter absolutely adores fried foods, and is pretty sad that the food at Hogwarts is so different. She missed her grits, her biscuits & gravy, even the occasional frog legs. She misses it all. Though she misses her sister Rosemary the most.