#J: Hey! -> Disciple: J-jesus how are you ali- -> J: *puts on a sympathetic and sad look* Michael...it's been 3 days...you have to let me go
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Such a goober this man
So like when Jesus resurrected did he come to life and leave immediately or like. Did he sit around in the dark for a little bit kicking his feet
#i bet our boi probably planned how to play out multiple pranks on his disciples later#imagine hes in his tiny cave plotting how hes gonna up to one of his disciples and say#J: Hey! -> Disciple: J-jesus how are you ali- -> J: *puts on a sympathetic and sad look* Michael...it's been 3 days...you have to let me go#J: *Gets closer to Michael's ear whispering* i'm just a hallucination~~#Michael poor guy just head in hands he cant tell whats real anymore#Christians will deny my claims but mark my words i KNOW Jesus was a pesky little shit i bet he was in his cave AT LEAST a few hours plotting#god what am i doing with my life im joining the bible fandom slowly im gettin converted#a little angst as well I feel like After getting ressurected Jesus probably brokedown sobbing for a good half an hour#bro was probably like “would my family have forgotten me already?” “did my Disciples see how much of a bad son i was and also forgot me?”#“Do my mother and mortal father hate me for dying?”#“Was i a bad son?”#Bible fandom
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