#It's vague enough here that they could be the monster Or Saiph could be @ Sam

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oc quiz -- capella rae edition

Okay I had to do another version of this after seeing @sleepysak cover Saiph, I Had to. Love my bastard. I’ll tag @aliensmoocher if you wanna!

Asked someone to marry you? – not yet.

Kissed one of your friends? – never a friend, no.

Danced on a table in a bar or tavern? – no.

Ever told a lie? – who hasn’t?

Had feelings for someone whom you can’t have? – no.

Ever kissed someone of the opposite sex? – i’ve kissed a few people...

Ever kissed someone of the same sex? – ...mostly nonbinary people, if you must know.

Kissed a picture? – no.

Slept in until 5pm? – not intentionally, but it has happened. i prefer to be awake early.

Fallen asleep at work or school? – again, not intentionally, but sometimes i wouldn’t get enough sleep back in hunter school. i need to be rested on the job, however, so this isn’t an issue anymore.

Held a snake? – yes.

Been suspended from school? – not suspended.

Stolen something? – little things, accidentally. the soaps in nicer inns, a pen or two from my assigned enforcer’s desk, that sort of thing. the only thing i’ve stolen intentionally was that fur coat of august’s. they thanked me for it later.

Done something you regret? – right. prefer not to say.

Caught a snowflake on your tongue? – yes.

Laughed until liquid came out of your nose? – no.

Kissed in the rain? – yes.

Sat on a rooftop? – yes.

Kissed someone you shouldn’t? – if you want to be technical, i wasn’t supposed to be snogging august before we were promoted together.

Sang in the shower? – no.

Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? – no, and i would cut anyone who tried to do so. no exaggeration.

Shaved your head? – no.

Slept naked? – absolutely not.

Made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry? – ...i’d like to think harry and i could lay equal claim to that. though that isn’t the only instance, now that i think of it. 

Donated blood? – ... >:(

Eaten alligator meat? – once, when stationed at a truly backwater city. it doesn’t taste like much, but it’s chewy. think of calamari with less flavour.

Eaten cheesecake? – my aunt used to make a cheesecake with honey and cinnamon in spring. it was nice. i haven’t found anyone who makes cheesecake like that since.

Still loved someone you shouldn’t? – see earlier question. i’d never bothered with anything like that before.

Have/had a tattoo? – no.

Liked someone, but will never tell who? – who i like has never been anyone’s business but my own. except for in lunaris. then, my business is half the town’s, apparently.

Been too honest? – in the sense of being blunt, yes. i’ve been told i do that a lot.

Ruined a surprise? – no.

Eaten so much that you can’t walk after? – saiph, that is a horrible way to die.

Dressed in a man’s clothes? – that hardly matters.

Dressed in a woman’s clothes? – capes have no gender, i will point out.

Joined a pageant? – no.

Still have communication with your ex? – no.

Been told that you’re beautiful by someone who meant it? – they took a while to say it in words instead of letters, but yes.

Cheated on someone? – of course not.

Gotten totally drunk and missed an exam? – no.

A total stranger treated you by paying your fare? – no.

Got so angry that you cried? – no.

Tried to stay away from someone for their own good? – i used to think that was the better way to do things. ...not since saiph.

Thought about suicide? – prefer not to say.

Thought about murder? – yes.

Actually murdered someone? – i’m careful in my line of work to not endanger people who aren’t threats. if a human is too far gone, however... well. someone has to do something.

Thought about mass murder? – no, that’s just excessive.

Actually committed a mass murder? – no.

Rode in a stranger’s vehicle? – yes.

Stalked someone? – call it reconnaissance.

Had a girlfriend? – i’ve had one before.

Had a boyfriend? – no.

Gotten totally drunk during a holiday? – yes. saiph still owes me the name of a beer they had brought with them the last time we were able to celebrate the new year together before lunaris.