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Fuck y'all for hating on Su-Ae for having real human flaws but forgive Eunhyuk even though he ghosted her for TEN years
#we don't know his reason yet but it better be a reasonable one#If that is not Su-Ae x me is canon#It's probably Ru Ha (the CEO)'s doing#Idk that's just my theory#operation true love#pure love operation#otl#webtoon
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✈️ — ⌜ hirai momo , cis female, she/her⌟ ↝ have you heard ? it seems like the heir of the ITO was very close to liam yu too . they go by RUNA and they were liam's BAD INFLUENCE . their network is of 95M and they’re only TWENTY-THREE … what a burden it must be . i heard they can be very MESMERIZING and DEVOTED . but these last few months , their VOLATILE and SELFISH personality has been showing more . the media is sure having a filled day with them ! i hope this road trip with friends will help them . did you know that POSING ON THE HOOD OF SOMEONE ELSE’S MASERATI , 13 MISSED CALLS FROM HOME , GLITTER RIMMING TIRED EYES AND BROKEN MIRRORS really show their true persona ? maybe liam was the only one who knew that ...
━ ˙ ˖ ☆ quick stats !
full name : haruna ito .
nickname(s) : runa , ru .
age : twenty-three .
zodiac : aquarius sun , aries moon ( click ! )
spoken languages : japanese , korean , mandarin , french & english .
sexuality : bisexual .
alignment : chaotic neutral .
pinterest : ( click ! )
━ ˙ ˖ ☆ backstory ! ( tw : death , parental neglect & drug / alcohol use )
the daughter of the ceo to a real estate & construction conglomerate and his high school sweetheart turned interior designer wife , runa ito was born into money . they lived in tokyo , the same city her grandfather had originally started his company back in the 40′s , and although ito property group had accumulated massive wealth and international business by the time runa was born , her parents wanted to start their family where it all began .
she doesn’t remember much about her early life — a blur of employees and family members alike , their faces often melting into one , as everyone�� had a hand in raising the young girl . her father was a busy man , after all , the parent who paid the most attention to young runa being her mother . there’s not much runa will remember about her childhood in japan but the lullaby the woman used to sing to her at night is something she’ll carry with her for the rest of her life .
a few months after runa turned nine is when her memories seem to begin , spearheaded by the tragic death of her mother . a heart attack in the middle of the day , sudden and unexpected . it was runa that found her on the floor in the garden , the scent of roses that had blossomed under the woman’s gentle care thick and sweet . she was frozen in place until the paramedics arrived , unmoving even after her father broke down in tears right in front of her , so still that the paramedics were concerned enough they carted her off to the hospital . shock . it was shock , she’d later learn , but runa didn’t think that word was big enough to describe the way it felt like something inside of herself had passed along with her mother .
by the time she’s eleven everything had changed . following the death of his wife , her father had relocated them to new york city , something the media would call a fresh start but runa knew was bigger than that . he was running away from his grief , and although the man would never be the same he still managed to remarry , now heading ito property group in booming downtown manhattan . two years later the couple celebrates the birth of a beautiful baby girl azumi , the only thing runa is grateful for since her old life in tokyo .
adjusting to life in new york wasn’t easy for runa . she had never been a difficult child , but unresolved emotions have her feeling like a time bomb with no control of when or how she’s going to explode . the start of her teenage years are marred by schoolyard fights , stealing from convenience stores , talking back to adults for no good reason . she didn’t mean to get into trouble , she really didn’t , but she had no idea what to do with all the hurt inside her . at home she felt like a stranger — like she was just a guest watching someone’s family from the outside . when her stepmother voiced concerns over runa’s behavior and her possible involvement in azumi’s development runa was branded a bad influence before she was even fifteen years old .
her father hadn’t stuck up for her , the man too busy to notice his daughter’s suffering or perhaps too in denial about his own to even acknowledge the way life was unfolding inside his household . he was distant at best and straight up absent at his worst , leaving runa’s stepmother to raise azumi all on her own . the ito’s might have looked picturesque from the outside , but unbeknownst to the public eye the family was imploding . her father’s second marriage was hanging by a thin thread . he resented his second wife for not living up to a woman who had been dead for over five years now , and in turn the woman resented runa for reminding her of the person she’d never live up to . the only control her stepmother had of her own life was spent making runa out to be a threat to the safety of her actual daughter , not caring or noticing the love and fondness runa and azumi had for each other .
if you hear something enough times , it’s only natural you start to believe it , that you’d accept it as a truth . seventeen years old and runa becomes exactly who she’d been made out to be — bad . in a way it’s almost a comfort . that overwhelming sensation of guilt that used to choke her after every outburst was slowly lifted as she accepted there was no use in fighting to be good if no one believed it . she must have been born this way , every fuck up a marker of her predetermined character . she’d given up control , and as much as runa tried to make herself believe it wasn’t her fault , that she couldn’t change who she was deep down inside , she knew the truth . she was taking the easy way out . better to be hated by the people who were supposed to love her unconditionally than to acknowledge she deserved better . it was easier to be reckless and selfish , every stunt she pulls a welcome distraction from how empty all the collective abandonment in her life had left her .
she surrounds herself with people she decides are reflections of herself . hollow , impulsive people with little regards to consequence . she gets drunk , she gets high , she shoplifts things she could buy without blinking just for that temporary thrill . she says she’ll try anything once , danger be damned , her own life be damned . she shows up to her father’s business events long after he stops inviting her , makes a show for the press when she openly flirts with business in front of their wives , when she downs whiskey sours at the bar snap chatting the whole thing , when she publicly denounces the ito name to anyone who stops and listens . a whole year of paying off cops to keep runa’s records clean ( for the sake of the family business , never for her ) , of opening up about his daughter’s troubled mind ( not for her own betterment but to save stock prices from dropping too low ) , of hiring a revolving door of nannies to keep azumi far out of runa’s orbit . the ito’s wait until she turns eighteen to properly kick runa out , not bothering to threaten cutting her off from her trust fund because they wanted her gone that desperately .
and runa’s happy to go . she’s got access to the penthouse of every building her father owns , bouncing from one place to the next as she inevitably does something to get herself kicked out . property damage , noise complaints , letting just about anyone she meets on a night out practically move in rent free — the list is a long one . it’s then when she meets liam , and he quickly becomes the light at the end of a dark tunnel runa hadn’t even realized she was in , because he’s not like anyone else in her life . he sees her . past all the fuck ups he sees her , sees that she’s more than the unstable party girl the press has made her out to be , that she’s not the villain her family needs her to be in order to feel better about the fact that they’d failed her . he was the first in a long time to recognize any of it and she has no idea what to do about it .
for a little while he makes her a better person , or at least want to try to be one . the light liam radiates towards anyone in his life isn’t lost on her , but very quickly runa realizes just how uncomfortable she is feeling that warmth , the feeling so unfamiliar she’s terrified to bask in it too long . her first instinct is to reject it , to reject him and the friendship he’s offering her , to run as far away as she can from all of it . but she’s selfish , and more than that she’s lonely , devastatingly lonely that the idea of cutting out the one friend she really had was more than she knew she could take . she does the next best thing — she pulls him into her darkness . it wasn’t too hard of a feat to influence someone who was used to having fun , especially when that someone wasn’t one who liked saying the word no whenever someone had a crazy idea . liam already had his feet in the water when it came to being spontaneous . all runa was doing was pulling him towards the deep end more and more everyday .
it’s a manipulative thing to put someone you love in danger , to ask for companionship on a stupid stunt because she knew he’d say yes if she said she needed it , to pretend that maybe just maybe liam was the same as her and she really wasn’t influencing him at all but opening his eyes to bigger and better possibilities . she knew it , every minute of the day she knew it , but it wasn’t enough to ever make her stop . he gave her the acceptance she’d never gotten at home and she gave him excitement but that didn’t make it alright . when she gets the news he’s dead , she’s back in the garden of her childhood home all over again . it doesn’t make any sense at all , and runa refused to let it , picking fights with anyone who dared utter he was in a better place . there was no room in her heart for so many emotions , so she does what she can to drown them out , quiet and out of the public for the first time in years because of how hard she’s self medicating . months go by before her step mother reaches out . azumi has a ballet recital on sunday is all the voicemail says , but those seven words are enough to draw runa out , to get her to come home for the first time since they’d kicked her out .
whatever tiny hope runa had that her family had been concerned with her well-being was shattered when she learns the call had been a trick , a false pretense as requested by her father . he had a proposition for his oldest daughter which was really more of an ultimatum — runa had one year . one year to either get her life together and start working under his iron fist as a director at ito property group or be excluded from his will and properly disowned , never allowed to be more than ten miles from her younger sister as long as she was a minor . it wasn’t long after her father’s proclamation that runa gets the invitation to go on the road trip . she doesn’t think she cares , swears she’s not interested in remembering liam in the company of people who no doubt had less than kind things to say about the girl that was infamous for being the permanent devil on a dead man’s shoulder , but a bottle of the expensive stuff all to herself later that night and she’s saying yes , she’s coming , because despite everything she’s sworn is true about herself and about how she feels she needs this trip more than she’d ever admit .
━ ˙ ˖ ☆ personality + tidbits !
aha ... where oh where to begin JSBDJWDBJW i feel like hot mess it the perfect and easiest way to describe her 💔😔 not to b all she’s complicated but ! she’s complicated !!!
on one hand she’s a lot of fun , and i mean a LOT like in a room full of people it’s easy to feel drawn to her bc she’s got an exciting kind of energy surrounding her . she’s that type of person that you know you’re gonna have fun with no matter what you guys do even if you have no idea what kind of shenanigans to expect because she’s always doing something new and not predictable .
on the other hand ? yea she’s kinda fucking crazy not 2 get all lana del rey but SJDBWJBDJWBJWD runa has a concerning lack of care for her own health and safety so in turn she’s not too concerned abt anyone’s else’s health and safety , either /: she’s just following the traumatized girl handbook doing reckless stuff just to feel something and all that jazz it’s all fun and games until u have a near death experience jumping off a yacht super wasted at a billionaire’s party ... and even then it’s still fun and games if ur runa <3
mommy issues ? yup .. daddy issues ? yup again baby we got two for two 😭 runa’s desire to be nurtured and have someone hold her face and say i care abt u versus her attraction to ppl who literally couldn’t tell u if she’s happy or sad fight to the death !!! yes she wants love and acceptance yes she’s gonna ruin any chance she has at getting that by pushing ppl away or purposely fucking up so they just give up on her the way her dad and stepmom did . literally she’s like i want to be loved no i don’t yes i do . don’t . yea <3333
idk if any of you have ever met an aquarius that literally makes no damn sense and ur just like what universe do u live on bc it’s impossible to try and plan something with them and when they do finally message u back it’s asking u to come out to a club at 2 am when ur already in ur pajamas but that’s runa ... except if u get out of bed and finally show up to the club she’s already gone SJDBWJDBJWD
she’s moody 😔 one minute she can be having the time of her life and she’s being really open and fun and the next she can just totally shut down and get really cold and bitchy or really angry and it’s /: truly not a good time ! she really isn’t a bad person but she DOES make lots of mistakes and if you’ve got a negative opinion about her she’s not going out of her way to change it or prove u wrong , in fact she’s way more likely to prove u right bc that’s the easy way out
super super devoted to people she cares about ! even if she’s not open about the fact that she cares you’ll know bc if u ask her to do something or go someplace she’ll do it no questions asked
does anyone rmr that one tweet where it’s like “ hmu if ur toxic im trying to have a crazy summer “ runa is both the person tweeting and the toxic person they’re looking for . duality <3
flirts as easy as breathing but it legit means ... nothing like she’ll just mindlessly flirt her way through life just bc she can ! uses her pretty privilege for free stuff despite being rich . has never been in a serious or a committed relationship and she’s not abt to start now she’s got mega abandonment issues to work on first </3333 is always down for a good time though runa believes in whore rights 😏😏
dresses like an e girl even though she legit doesn’t know wtf that is ...
can’t stand the sight / smell of roses bc they remind her of her mom ):
likes to make very large donations in her father’s name to really progressive organizations to piss off all the boomer shareholders of his company (:
has never used 🥺 this emoji in an not ironic way her whole life i told u guys she’s CRAZY ...
loves to sweet talk ppl into getting into doing wild stuff if she hits u up with a wyd text IGNORE her unless u wanna end the night with a broken wrist or a matching ass tattoo ...
who was that one twitter girl that stole someone’s hamster at a party i can’t rmr her name but /: that’s runa SJDJWBDWJBDJW
lies abt the randomest things sometimes for literally no reason like someone can be like hi im amy (: and she’ll be like aw that was my grandma’s name like no it wasn’t don’t ask me why she’s like that ...
━ ˙ ˖ ☆ wanted connections ! ( all open to all genders )
okay i was gonna type a bunch of bullets here but this intro is literally already disgustingly long and LATE im . so embarrassed ... i’m seriously down for anything though like platonic romantic wholesome angsty enemies old family friends a i keep calling ur mom a milf and u hate it connection ... whatever it may be i’m open 🥺
truly i hate this life i wrote a novel for NO good reason ... if ur like me & prefer discord for plotting u can add me @ glo lovecore ʕ´• ᴥ•̥`ʔ#8172 and we can plot there 💖 💖 💖 if discord isn’t ur jam though we can plot via tumblr ims im just gonna be harder to reach that way so it might take a little longer 🥺 im sosososo excited to be here & finally write with u all i’m sorry this intro took forever !!!!
#╰ ♡ . 𝒑𝒓𝒆𝒕𝒕𝒚 𝒇𝒓𝒐𝒎 𝒂𝒇𝒂𝒓 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝒂 𝒅𝒂𝒓𝒌 𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒓 ── ooc !#mytime; intro#i didnt proof read this if u see a typo .... no u dont<3 JSDJWBDJWDBW
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Hi Hi Hi. Here is a little blurb I wrote off the top of my head about all my friends on this year’s Group Picture Vol. 8. I love them all. I love their songs. And I love that we still keep up this stupid tradition; and somehow the comp keeps getting better and better. Thanks everyone! Merry Christmas / Happy Holidays :) - walt
Sour Guy - All Those Plans Were Wrong
Last summer Kris Schobert (Sour Guy, Walter Etc. / Mitty core member, Ernie…) was admitted to the hospital… and then again… and then again…. I think he spent like a month total in the hospital. It was not chill. But when he got out, the whole experience gave him a bit of clarity and new perspective on his life and the decisions he has made thus far. I won’t speak any further for him, but Kris… hey, nice song! And your quality home recording production and continuation of the WMAHMO slop sound doesn’t not go unnoticed! This song made me tear up in a coffee shop the first time I heard it.
Slaughter Beach, Dog - Big Band
Slaughter Beach, Dog are randomly GP staples by now but also one of my favorite bands and greatest friends. This song is a bit of a sound change for them, swapping mid tempo soft rock John K Sampson vibes for a theatrical late 60’s / 70’s sound that is a bit more light hearted than normal and I LOVE IT. It’s catchy, it makes me laugh, yet its so true. Glad to have these boys back this year.
Teal & Jer - Alphabet
Portland’s dreamiest duo Teal & Jer (Chain, Riled, Loose, lots of projects) bring a quirky alt edge to our otherwise bland and boring comp. Without them, we’d just be us. I personally would like to hear more Teal solo work??? Teal???
Milk Flud - Rodeo
If you don’t fuck with Milk Flud then you can get out.
Chase Hoyt - Health
Chase Hoyt (Ubu Roi, Feed, Chaz and the Minions of Chaz, The Rodeo…) is a GP fixture by now, and important asset to MNE because it’s his classic rock sensibilities that balance out the overload of folk / indie rock that we swim in. This song not only has a comically true message (health is the most important, i agree Chase) but the vibe, especially the chorus, has my head bobbing and me feeling like I’m on a grassy hillside at an outdoor concert in the 70’s, but also one glass of wine deep making homemade pizzas at an Air BNB with a girl I love, and that is a nice combo of feelings. “Let’s wrap it up / I’ve embarrassed us all enough”
Dry Goods - Learnt Nothing
You hear that flawless acoustic finger picking? That masculine story telling voice that sounds somewhere between a suburban Bob Dylan and a cowboy singing to the emptiness of the high desert? Yup, its Russell Park AKA Dry Goods and FKA Weston Bookhouse coming at us with another folk masterpiece, but this year adding in some new elements we aren’t quite used to- namely some cruisey guitar solos! Rumor has it Dry Goods is in the studio recording a new album right now and I would not be bummed out if this song were on it.
Byronius Punk - Beautiful Things
I just spent 3 weeks with Byronius Punk (Ian Farmer of Slaugher Beach, Dog / Modern Baseball) at his studio The Metal Shop in Philadelphia making a record with his beautiful mind and his new drum machine- so this song really hits home for me. I could write an essay on why this is the perfect Group Picture song- my three main points being - 1. It is a song about the act of creating. (“in everything that exists there lies a certain beauty / I want the world to know how much it all means to me”) which is exactly what Group Picture aims to celebrate. 2. It’s a song written and performed by someone who is usually more in the background of his bands (bassist / backup vox / recording engineer) but here has a platform to express his own individual style and skills, which is exactly what Group Picture wants to promote. 3. It has a Milk Flud name drop, which is a classic and classy GP / MNE move. Thank you Ian. You rule.
Dante Elephante - It Bothers Me
Dante Elephante are Santa Barbara legends and their new album “Rare Attractions” shows them evolving their sound into more loungey and ethereal territory. I am so glad they have joined GP this year, because I see singer / songwriter Ruben almost every weekend when he DJ’s at The Tavern in Ventura and I drunkenly annoy him / vaguely fan boy out on him. Dante being on Group Picture is a sign that our friendship extends beyond Saturday nights at the Tavern. Also their album vibes hard. Check out Rare Attractions on Spotify.
Peanut Butter Cups - Highest Quality
Petition for Aaron Kovacs (Peanut Butter cups, Lauren Records CEO, Winter Break and Summer Vacation drummer) to finally put out a full album? This catchy lo-fi pop rock is undeniably infectious. Fun fact: I’ve been hanging with this boy for almost 10 years and I’ve never heard him sing, but then he sends me these recordings and I’m like wtf your voice is so cool! If he makes a full album, MNE will put out the LP and still give him 100% of the digital income. That is how much I like Aaron’s style.
Anika Pyle - Young Love
I once wrote a song with the lyric “I’ll probably see her on tour but she won’t be on Group Picture this year.” I’m so glad I was wrong. Welcome to GP Anika Pyle! Anika (Katie Ellen, Chumped) plays raw emotional pop rock songs and this gem “Young Love” is just the tip of the iceberg. When her vocals max out at the end of the tune and you get a little bit of musical goosebumps, that is the feeling you get for a full 30 minutes of watching her play live. Anika, please come in and stay for a while!
Walter Etc. - This Would Only Happen to Me
Ok ok enough of the soft emotional bullshit. Here’s a song about someone coming to kill me! It’s 100% true. If you’re reading this, help!!!
Jake Lee - Good Run
Jake Lee (Bleeding Gums Murphy) strikes again with a lo-fi indie gem in which we hear Jake Lee reflect on his gaime from last year. Sounds like he made some interesting choices and is coming to terms with them? Or did I miss the mark, Jake? He is and always will be one of my favorite songwriters and his voice in this fuzz effect is not a bad look, I have to admit. The only way my life would be better is if Jake made a full album. Cheers homie.
Babytooth - State Quarters, OR
Technically, this is Babytooth’s official debut on Group Picture, but Portland, OR singer / songwriter Isabel Zacharias had a song on the comp last year that blew me away. It was her vocals and lyrics that hooked me then, and are still yanking me now. Now backed by a full band that gives dynamic range to her songs, it was still that first line “now you know you want a girl without a phone” that had me nodding “yup i love this”. Fingers crossed for Babytooth to become a GP staple.
Trashbike - Weasel
Trashbike is Bread (Blowout, Walter etc., Donkey Lips) and his homie Ru playing the pedals. He told me he wrote this song while stumbling home from the Bye and Bye. Bread is like a sexy emo prince, can’t you hear it? This song rules and I really hope Trashbike is more than just a one and done GP band. I would listen to a few albums of soft songs like this, wouldn’t you?
Banned From Japan - Vegan X
Welcome back to the Socal Valley punk rockers Banned From Japan! If you know that singer / songwriter Matthew Earle has been sober for a few years, this song is hilarious, simultaneously poking fun at vegan straight-edge and himself. The music rips and his vocals are catchy af. Fat Wrecks Chords come and sign Banned From Japan asap!
Walter X - Winter Shy
Ok. This is a bit meta. Walter X (Michael Mahaffie and his WMAHMO / Walter Etc. hardcore chip tune cover project) covers an old Walter GP song as his own GP song. Pretty niche MNE content! This song, in this Lifetime-esque style, his vocals so clear but so gruff, those guitar harmonies, the creative intro and chip-tuney bridge…. this literally gives me chills and is so much better than the original. I encourage anyone reading this to go check out his own original music under the name Jump Cut. It sounds just like this but with Michael’s own songs, shedding the limitations of the musical simpleton Walter songs. Also, check out the full Walter X album on Spotify! What a talented dude…
Curling - Genkai Trip
Curling released their MNE album “Definitely Band” this year and the musical arrangements / song structures absolutely floored me. Genkai Trip is a song that got left off the album, but lives on through GP! Singer / guitarist Bernie Gelman noted “There's some pretty wacky guitar overdubs where Jojo and I each doubled some guitar parts while the other person was playing with the trem on the guitar, so you get this really weird detuning effect.” and yup that is Curling in a nutshell for you. Always excited to play around with gear and recording techniques that are way beyond my level. I think this is an extremely underrated band and highly encourage the world to check out Definitely Band on spotify!
Ali Muhareb - DIY Hell
Ali? What the hell did you even make this song? It’s intriguing in the verses and then when the chorus busts out it sounds like if Dough Martsch were an up and coming artist in Portland in 2018. I actually had to text Ali to ask what these guitar sounds were and, if anyone is interested, he responded, “I compressed two guitars together through a virtual amp. And they’re both running through this sick pedal I got called the Data Corrupter.” For sure Ali! Thanks for a bad ass tune.
Dakota Loesch - Don’t Solve My Mysteries
I’ve been listening to a lot of Dakota’s music (solo, Animal City, Lemp Lungs) recently. I keep coming back to it, and its not a mystery. After hundreds of songs in his pocket, songs like “Don’t Solve My Mysteries” still sound musically and lyrically fresh, like Dakota has never had writer’s block in his life. When I listen to his music, I feel like it vicariously breaks down my own creative barriers. For instance when I first heard this song and he dropped the hook “just don’t solve all mysterious” I had that knee-jerk urge to ditch what I was doing and go write a poem or something. His will to create is just that contagious. Combine that with the Casio-keyboard bedroom drum machine vibe that I love so much about his songs like “The Basmati Rice” and you have a 10/10 GP banger.
Jerbear - Nowhere Girl
Jerbear is Jeremy Murphy (Teal & Jer, Riled, so many) and he is the king of a few things: weird bad guitar tones, asymmetrical organic song structures, rad lyrics that I never understand, and a voice that is universally loved. He stole my heart with Cranberries in the Cosmos on a previous GP, but I think Nowhere Girl takes the cake. Jer- when do we get the full solo album? Please don’t fall into the category of GP lost wonders. You’re not too shabby at this music thing!
Hemingway - Catch My Cool
Catch My Cool is a B-side from Hemingway’s You Will Never Be Happy.
I played drums in Hemingway at this time and I always vibed that Benny didn’t really like the way this song came out int he studio. I don’t get why? That vocal melody, soft sad and surfy guitar leads… it makes me wanna hold hands with a girl on Christmas Eve while walking down some bougie street looking at Christmas Lights. It sounds like a Starflyer 59 worship track and I love it for that. Benny, you made a mistake. This song should have made the album.
Alex Maddox - The Hypocrit’s Dilemma
I’ve heard Alex play this song when we get together to jam, and he always laughs it off as a Walter Mitty rip off song. But honestly, this is what I wish WMAHMO would write about if we made a folk punk record today. If you listen to this song knowing that Alex Maddox was a guy who quit his high paying job to travel Europe in his van, surfing and skating and working on farms, the lyrics to this song are way more wanna-be Walter Mitty. The song depicts a transformation in his paradigm and is completely raw, authentic, and sincere. Alex inspires me to chase a wholesome life that is designed for and by myself, rather than the obvious and sterile template that is provided for us, and this song exemplifies that 1000%.
Uncle Uncle - Nira (I’m Alive)
We played with Uncle Uncle last year in Santa Barbara and I honestly think we should have opened for them. They are actually a good band, both live and recorded. Stylish, friendly, and comically laid back- they might be the quintessential Santa Barbara band. A semi-new band, Uncle Uncle is gaining momentum quickly, and I won’t be surprised when the day comes that Kevin and Dom big time me on State st. Til then, I’m just glad I get to claim that they were on a Group Picture.
Humphrey Orlando - Set U Free
Ah, Humphrey. No, Humphrey accompanied by Toast. Two legends as old as MNE itself. What is there to say? I could listen to their wandering ballads til I fall into the Big Sleep, and still the melodies linger on…
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Original Post from Krebs on Security Author: BrianKrebs
For at least the past decade, a computer crook variously known as “Yalishanda,” “Downlow” and “Stas_vl” has run one of the most popular “bulletproof” Web hosting services catering to a vast array of phishing sites, cybercrime forums and malware download servers. What follows are a series of clues that point to the likely real-life identity of a Russian man who appears responsible for enabling a ridiculous amount of cybercriminal activity on the Internet today.
Image: Intel471
KrebsOnSecurity began this research after reading a new academic paper on the challenges involved in dismantling or disrupting bulletproof hosting services, which are so called because they can be depended upon to ignore abuse complaints and subpoenas from law enforcement organizations. We’ll get to that paper in a moment, but for now I mention it because it prompted me to check and see if one of the more infamous bulletproof hosters from a decade ago was still in operation.
Sure enough, I found that Yalishanda was actively advertising on cybercrime forums, and that his infrastructure was being used to host hundreds of dodgy sites. Those include a large number of cybercrime forums and stolen credit card shops, ransomware download sites, Magecart-related infrastructure, and a metric boatload of phishing Web sites mimicking dozens of retailers, banks and various government Web site portals.
I first encountered Yalishanda back in 2010, after writing about “Fizot,” the nickname used by another miscreant who helped customers anonymize their cybercrime traffic by routing it through a global network of Microsoft Windows computers infected with a powerful malware strain called TDSS.
After that Fizot story got picked up internationally, KrebsOnSecurity heard from a source who suggested that Yalishanda and Fizot shared some of the same infrastructure.
In particular, the source pointed to a domain that was live at the time called mo0be-world[.]com, which was registered in 2010 to an Aleksandr Volosovyk at the email address [email protected]. Now, normally cybercriminals are not in the habit of using their real names in domain name registration records, particularly domains that are to be used for illegal or nefarious purposes. But for whatever reason, that is exactly what Mr. Volosovyk appears to have done.
WHO IS YALISHANDA?
The one or two domain names registered to Aleksandr Volosovyk and that mail.ru address state that he resides in Vladivostok, which is a major Pacific port city in Russia that is close to the borders with China and North Korea. The nickname Yalishanda means “Alexander” in Mandarin (亚历山大).
Here’s a snippet from one of Yalishanda’s advertisements to a cybercrime forum in 2011, when he was running a bulletproof service under the domain real-hosting[.]biz:
-Based in Asia and Europe. -It is allowed to host: ordinary sites, doorway pages, satellites, codecs, adware, tds, warez, pharma, spyware, exploits, zeus, IRC, etc. -Passive SPAM is allowed (you can spam sites that are hosted by us). -Web spam is allowed (Hrumer, A-Poster ….)
-Forbidden: Any outgoing Email spam, DP, porn, phishing (exclude phishing email, social networks)
There is a server with instant activation under botnets (zeus) and so on. The prices will pleasantly please you! The price depends on the specific content!!!!
Yalishanda would re-brand and market his pricey bulletproof hosting services under a variety of nicknames and cybercrime forums over the years, including one particularly long-lived abuse-friendly project aptly named abushost[.]ru.
In a talk given at the Black Hat security conference in 2017, researchers from cyber intelligence firm Intel471 labeled Yalishanda as one the “top tier” bulletproof hosting providers worldwide, noting that in just one 90-day period in 2017 his infrastructure was seen hosting sites tied to some of the most advanced malware contagions at the time, including the Dridex and Zeus banking trojans, as well as a slew of ransomware operations.
“Any of the actors that can afford his services are somewhat more sophisticated than say the bottom feeders that make up the majority of the actors in the underground,” said Jason Passwaters, Intel471’s chief operating officer. “Bulletproof hosting is probably the biggest enabling service that you find in the underground. If there’s any one group operation or actor that touches more cybercriminals, it’s the bulletproof hosters.”
Passwaters told Black Hat attendees that Intel471 wasn’t convinced Alex was Yalishanda’s real name. I circled back with Intel471 this week to ask about their ongoing research into this individual, and they confided that they knew at the time Yalishanda was in fact Alexander Volosovyk, but simply didn’t want to state his real name in a public setting.
KrebsOnSecurity uncovered strong evidence to support a similar conclusion. In 2010, this author received a massive data dump from a source that had hacked into or otherwise absconded with more than four years of email records from ChronoPay — at the time a major Russian online payment provider whose CEO and co-founders were the chief subjects of my 2014 book, Spam Nation: The Inside Story of Organized Cybercrime.
Querying those records on Yalishanda’s primary email address — [email protected] — reveal that this individual in 2010 sought payment processing services from ChronoPay for a business he was running which sold counterfeit designer watches.
As part of his application for service, the person using that email address forwarded six documents to ChronoPay managers, including business incorporation and banking records for companies he owned in China, as well as a full scan of his Russian passport.
That passport, pictured below, indicates that Yalishanda’s real name is Alexander Alexandrovich Volosovik. The document shows he was born in Ukraine and is approximately 36 years old.
The passport for Alexander Volosovyk, a.k.a. “Yalishandra,” a major operator of bulletproof hosting services.
According to Intel471, Yalishanda lived in Beijing prior to establishing a residence in Vladivostok (that passport above was issued by the Russian embassy in Beijing). The company says he moved to St. Petersburg, Russia approximately 18 months ago.
His current bulletproof hosting service is called Media Land LLC. This finding is supported by documents maintained by Rusprofile.ru, which states that an Alexander Volosovik is indeed the director of a St. Petersburg company by the same name.
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Bulletproof hosting administrators operating from within Russia probably are not going to get taken down or arrested, provided they remain within that country (or perhaps within the confines of the former republics of the Soviet Union, known as the Commonwealth of Independent States).
That’s doubly so for bulletproof operators who are careful to follow the letter of the law in those regions — i.e., setting up official companies that are required to report semi-regularly on various aspects of their business, as Mr. Volosovik clearly has done.
However, occasionally big-time bulletproof hosters from those CIS countries do get disrupted and/or apprehended. On July 11, law enforcement officials in Ukraine announced they’d conducted 29 searches and detained two individuals in connection with a sprawling bulletproof hosting operation.
The press release from the Ukrainian prosecutor general’s office doesn’t name the individuals arrested, but sources tell KrebsOnSecurity that one of them was Mikhail Rytikov, a man U.S. authorities say was a well-known bulletproof hoster who operated under the nickname “AbdAllah.”
Servers allegedly tied to AbdAllah’s bulletproof hosting network. Image: Gp.gov.ua.
In 2015, the U.S. Justice Department named Rytikov as a key infrastructure provider for two Russian hackers — Vladimir Drinkman and Alexandr Kalinin — in a cybercrime spree the government called the largest known data breach at the time.
According to the Justice Department, Drinkman and his co-defendants were responsible for hacks and digital intrusions against NASDAQ, 7-Eleven, Carrefour, JCP, Hannaford, Heartland, Wet Seal, Commidea, Dexia, JetBlue, Dow Jones, Euronet, Visa Jordan, Global Payment, Diners Singapore and Ingenicard.
Whether AbdAllah ever really faces justice for his alleged crimes remains to be seen. Ukraine does not extradite citizens, as the U.S. authorities have requested in this case. And we have seen time and again how major cybercriminals get raided and detained by local and federal authorities there, only to quickly re-emerge and resume operations shortly thereafter, while the prosecution against them goes nowhere.
Some examples of this include several Ukrainian men arrested in 2010 and accused of running an international crime and money laundering syndicate that used a custom version of the Zeus trojan to siphon tens of millions of dollars from hacked small businesses in the U.S. and Europe. To my knowledge, none of the Ukrainian men that formed the core of that operation were ever prosecuted, reportedly because they were connected to influential figures in the Ukrainian government and law enforcement.
Intel471’s Passwater said something similar happened in December 2016, when authorities in the U.S., U.K. and Europe dismantled Avalanche, a distributed, cloud-hosting network that was rented out as a bulletproof hosting enterprise for countless malware and phishing attacks.
Prior to that takedown, Passwater said, somehow the core actor behind the Avalanche hosting network — an individual who went by the nickname “Sosweet” — got a tip about an impending raid.
“Sosweet was raided in December right before Avalanche was taken down, [and] we know that he was tipped off because of corruption [because] 24 hours later the guy was back in service and has all his stuff back up,” Passwater said.
The same also appears to be true for several Ukrainian men arrested in 2011 on suspicion of building and disseminating Conficker, a malware strain that infected millions of computers worldwide and prompted an unprecedented global response from the security industry.
So if a majority of bulletproof hosting businesses operate primarily out of countries where the rule of law is not strong and/or where corruption is endemic, is there any hope for disrupting these dodgy businesses?
Here we come full circle to the academic report mentioned briefly at the top of this story: The answer seems to be — like most things related to cybercrime — “maybe,” provided the focus is on attempting to interfere with their ability to profit from such activities.
That paper, titled Platforms in Everything: Analyzing Ground-Truth Data on the Anatomy and Economics of Bulletproof Hosting, was authored by researchers at New York University, Delft University of Technology, King Saud University and the Dutch National High-Tech Crimes Unit. Unfortunately, it has not yet been released publicly, and KrebsOnSecurity does not have permission yet to publish it.
The study examined the day-to-day operations of MaxiDed, a bulletproof hosting operation based in The Netherlands that was dismantled last summer after authorities seized its servers. The paper’s core findings suggest that because profit margins for bulletproof hosting (BPH) operations are generally very thin, even tiny disruptions can quickly push these businesses into the red.
“We demonstrate the BPH landscape to have further shifted from agile resellers towards marketplace platforms with an oversupply of resources originating from hundreds of legitimate upstream hosting providers,” the researchers wrote. “We find the BPH provider to have few choke points in the supply chain amenable to intervention, though profit margins are very slim, so even a marginal increase in operating costs might already have repercussions that render the business unsustainable.”
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I played 'HQ.' It was fun. It'll be gone in six months.
Today, a bunch of us cool folks here played that hip new, live phone trivia game HQ. As a big trivia guy (and regular champion), I enjoyed myself. As a realist, I don't think it'll be around for too long.
HQ is an app that you can download on your iPhone (no quiz for you Android users). Then, twice a day on weekdays and once on weekends, it will notify you to join a live-hosted trivia game where you compete with many thousands of people to win real money.
It's simple. It's intuitive. It's mildly charming. And it doesn't stand a chance.
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It's an extremely futuristic service that seamlessly connects people and creates a sense of community over something as basic as a trivia game. I was greatly appreciative of the thoughtful questions that seemed neither too hard nor too easy and the hosting (by "Quiz Daddy" Scott) went down pretty well.
However, it has a number of things working against it.
There are these things called fads?
You can always count on a large mob of people to get bored of something. And that's doubly true of the internet.
Though HQ's users have skyrocketed in the past few months, you can see that same trajectory in any number of fast-rising applications or experiences that died quick, quiet deaths. Friendster, Meerkat, Yo!, Peach, Ello, Secret, Yik Yak are all apps that had a lot of buzz, gathered a big user base, and fell hard.
I don't doubt that HQ can hold on for maybe a year. But it still has no discernable revenue stream, and is giving away $2,000 a day ($1,000 on weekends), not including server costs, talent costs, overhead, etc. We wrote that they have a few million in venture capital funding, which gives the team a limited window to make this thing succeed.
They could prove me wrong, but the short attention span of the internet is a real thing.
Not the stablest of ownership
HQ entered the consciousness of many people a few weeks ago, and not in the way the game's owners would have preferred.
The Daily Beast's Taylor Lorenz attempted to do a profile of the game's main host, Scott. What she got was a threat from HQ CEO Rus Yusupov that if she ran her previously recorded interview with Scott, the host would lose his job. In the wild post, Yusupov flew off the handle and came across as someone no one would want to work for.
Yusupov did apologize, but the damage was done.
Maybe it's just an isolated incident, or maybe it's a sign of bad leadership for a company walking on a tightrope.
It would be soooo easy to replicate (and to do much better)
Several of those apps listed above fell to competitors who were able to provide a much better experience, on a stabler platform, with an already competent business model that could provide a service with longevity.
HQ doesn't have a patent on a quiz game, and other big platforms (Facebook, Snapchat, Twitter) are almost certainly looking into how they could develop a more compelling product and disperse it across their enormous user bases.
And they could do so much more with the game: More access to the hosts, bigger prizes, microtransactions, user factions, avatars, etc.
Certainly, HQ is trying to future-proof its product and will probably evolve to keep its users. But that's a real balancing act for a fledgling company already suffering bad press and trying to keep fans with legendarily short attention spans.
I'm sure I'll play a few more times, gradually forget about HQ, and eventually delete the app. And I'm certain I won't be the only one.
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