#It's not fucking normal lads
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Made the mistake of reading the Reddit thread about that George post and I can't even put into words how fucking vile it is...
#I mean it's reddit its on me for expecting better#But wishing death and injury on him#And numerous bad taste invocations of Michael#Funny how they didn't have that reaction to the photos of Lando skiing#I just want to understand why some people are so insanely unwell about him#It's not fucking normal lads
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random zayne headcanons that i can't stop thinking about; pt. 2 / xxx

↠ roleplaying. it all starts innocently, with you calling him by his professional title at home. it’s not new for him, after all this is who he is - a well respected doctor who takes pride in his work. but there is something different in the way this word rolls off your tongue, something that doesn’t even get registered in his brain, but makes him feel a slight twitch in his heart.
“dr. zayne, are you tired? wanna go to bed early?” your simple question makes his chest all warm and fuzzy - you’re so precious and so good for him, and he wants to spend every minute with you doing everything and anything.
“no, but you are. i can see your eyelids fluttering, and you’re yawning for the third time in the past 5 minutes. go to bed” he already knows his reply wouldn’t suffice you - you already wear a small frown on your beautiful face and zayne tries really hard to fight the urge to cover every inch of your skin with his lips.
“doctor’s order. i will come too, give me a few minutes” and as soon as you leave the living room, zayne rubs his face with hands as if he’s trying to wake up, your intoxicating words are still lingering in his dizzy mind.
after a while, he grows used to hearing you calling him by his title. he loves you and everything you do and say.
and actually, there are a lot of things he loves about you. one in particular is the way you moan his name when his fingers are moving in a devilish manner against your sweat covered skin, sending electrical shock through your entire body.
“dr. zayne, you feel so good!” your sweet voice sounds like music to him, especially when his name is adorned with your little sobs and chocked moans. he wants to do anything to hear you say it again and again. he needs you to feel all of his love, everything he has to offer laid bare in front of you to take and use.
“tell me, angel, what is it that you want the most?” his palm cups your cheek as he’s watching you melt into his hand - feverish cheeks and slightly parted mouth letting out small sighs filled with nothing but pure pleasure, your clouded gaze makes him feel drunk; oh how he wants you all to himself, in every possible way, he needs you, he has to have you. his lips are a breath away from yours, slightly brushing your cupid’s bow when he begs you
“tell me, darling, and dr. zayne will take care of you.”
and you wish you could forever engrave the look on his face when you tell him everything.
“i want you, all of you,” you look into his eyes, your palm covers his hand, gently moving his thumb over your lower lip. “i want your hands, and your mouth,” and you don’t even know if he can hear or understand what you’re saying, your voice is shaking with desire and lust; “i want you to fuck me, dr. zayne. deep and hard,” and ah, you just don’t get to finish the sentence as zayne’s lips find yours in a sloppy kiss, his mean fingers leaving galaxy colored kisses on your hips and thighs.

#hehe :p XD even#….i have worms in my brain and it’s preventing me from being normal about this man!#need him viscerally and carnally :(#zayne#love and deepspace#lads zayne#lnds zayne#idk if anyone’s gonna read that but. i love how this man is toying with us all the time like he’s so far away from being boring#he’s always teasing us and this whole calling him by his work title shtick. yeah it does Things™ to me#he’s so into this shit that he even roleplays as his fucking TIE that he left at mc’s place??? HHHEERBVFFGHDR help me#i need him so bad that it makes me WRITE this is so horrible nd i Apologize if u read all of that.#i just need to get it out of my system or ill explode#zayne smut#zayne x reader
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"It looks like... I won't be easily satisfied tonight."
#love and deepspace#lnds#lads#xavier love and deepspace#lads xavier#xavier x mc#xaviermc#loveanddeepspace#lads edit#lndsedit#nightly rendezvous#lads illusio#SOMEONE POSTED A CLIP OF THIS WITH HIS NORMAL HUNTER UNIFORM#BUT I LOVE XAVIER IN DARK COLOURS#SO I NEEDED TO USE THE OTHER ONE#AND OFC NEEDED TO EXPOSE MCS NECK#So we can fully enjoy the nibbles and kisses#myedit#also i hope this doesn't get fucking smite cos like A FEW GIFS ARE PARTICULARLY QUESTIONABLE LOOKING LOL
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Now THAT’S what I call a wet dream hahahahaaahaaaaahAAAaaahaaaaaaaaAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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I know this is the only part you care about
also I got all the character references from cosmicwhore because they literally the one who got me into these two in the first place
#cookie run#black pearl cookie#captain caviar cookie#black pearl x captain caviar#blacaviar#cookie run kingdom#why did this take me so long#I think this little took me about the same time as that opening to the rightmin comic and that shit was like…also three panels#Will I draw them again? Probably not but you never know.#I can never do a normal background#It’s gotta be off the walls or else you get nothing#What do you say lads? One note for..when the fuck did I start this amount of work?#I’m sorry the last panel looks shit#I kinda fucked up
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I desperately want to be manhandled by Sylus, thrown down atop his bed, his full massive weight pressing down on me, not an inch separating our warm bodies, his big nose buried in the crook of my neck, his hot breaths flush against my sensitive skin, his sonorous growls and grunts hitting my ear as he slowly grinds against me, his lips biting and sucking and then kissing my neck and throat, before moving on to plant kisses all over my face, while he murmurs words of praise desire and worship in his deep sultry voice...
#i normally don't write stuff like this but fuck it it's genuinely healing me rn#doing what i can to preserve my mental health in this current environment#or maybe this is a sign that i'm actually starting to lose any semblance of it#idk and idc#i feel a bit better now and it's all that matters to me#lads sylus#sylus#lads#love and deepspace#love and deepspace sylus#sylus lads#sylus love and deepspace
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End-of-Day Debrief
#disco elysium#disco elysium fanart#kim kitsuragi#harry du bois#disco elysium harry#disco elysium kim#art#lads is it normal to have feelings for a GAME#I just finished it and I need at least several days or weeks or MONTHS to process everything#I fucking loved it it looks and sounds so beautiful I can't handle it#I WANNA DRAW IT AAAAAAAAAAAAAHH even if I suck at drawing people#will replay it in a few months or whenever my will to cope wavers#time to restructure my whole personality around one game#disco elysium art
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Y'all-
Is Sylus's necklace supposed to be MC's aether core heart?! Like it's obv not an exact heart, but it's got that vague shape you see in a lot of interpretive art.
Did everyone else realize this already and I'm just slow af? Bc I noticed this today during the tete-a-tete and I'm kind of shooketh rn
#wtf game wtf#my brain has been in a bad way so the details i normally catch are not snagging me rn so pls excuse the dullness 🥴🥴#but this detail??!?#this detail is FUCKING BONKERS?!?!?!?!#PAPERGAMES YOU GUYS ARE UNHINGED FOR THIS ONE#lnds#love and deepspace#lads#l&ds#love & deepspace#sylus#lnds sylus#ive been looking at a LOT of heart jewelery bc of Greyson and im telling you im p sure thats supposed to be a heart#lore and theories
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I come bearing you a heavenly Rafayel from Illusio 🤲
Night time 🤭
A bit of Intertidal Zone 😳
And morning after 😌✨️
i love him i love him i love himmmm

#love and deepspace#lads#lnds#love and deepspace rafayel#lads rafayel#lnds rafayel#rafayel x mc#lads illusio#love and deepspace illusio#im SO fucking normal about him
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marjan and eddie should’ve hooked up send post
#i wanna see them discuss their relationships to faith!!!!#i wanna see buck continue to be so dorky cringe around her and eddie like im so sorry id say he’s not normally like this but. well. he is#christopher would think she’s the fucking COOLEST#the 118 would love her. transfer her to the lads
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#linked universe#character poll#lu hyrule#lu legend#lu time#lu wind#lu four#lu twilight#lu sky#lu warriors#lu wild#ik some of these lads would put effort in to make elaborate scary costumes#but tbh I can see time just putting in very little effort and somehow still being terrifying#he’s so normalized to the horrors from his time in mm that he finds the most fucked up looking costume and is just oh that seems fun#not even realising how horrifying it is yk?
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SYLUS AS A DRAGON SYLUS AS A DRAGON AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
My love for dragon husbands is resurging and nobody can stop it
#l&ds#lads#lnds#love and deepspace#l&ds sylus#sylus as a dragon#dragon sylus#Sylus myth#monsterfucking with sylus perhaps?? anyone ??#I know I'm gonna write something about sylus being a damn dragon and fucking reader with his stinger thing and his enormous co-#anyway I am normal
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Y’ever go so nuts over a fic it’s literally all you can think about
#IM LOSING IT OVER HERE LADS#LEARNING TO LOSE KOMODOBITS HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME#NOT ONLY AS YET UNFINISHED BUT ALSO AN AU SO THERES NOTHING ELSE CLOSE#AND SPECTACTULARLY WRITTEN#PHENOMENAL SLOWBURN INTIMATE FUNNY TRAGIC#FUCK MAN. CHRIST#anyway. I’m normal I’m normal I’m normal#I will do my job like a good little (gender signifier here) and NOT obsess over this#red dwarf#of course it is cmon who else do I foam at the mouth so desperately and consistently for#this fic tho seriously.#seriously seriously immaculate
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fuck it sk8 sketches from da sketchbook. get sk8ed idiot
#sk8 the infinity#kyan reki#hasegawa langa#renga#sure whatever. tagging ship is probably easier than explaining what the fucks up with these two in my head#hi. I watched sk8 with my friend cosme a while ago. I actually dont care about the allegations that much I just got#blasted with teenage years flashback. and now I need reki to have everything on earth and be well#these have been around for like a week lol Ive just been debating posting them to tumblr. bc like. Im not finishing these lol#hesitant to call sk8 ''therapeutic'' but boy oh boy. does it make me confront some stuff. yes a sport anime leave me alone!!!#its just. I think I was this way about raz too actually. listen I have History with Stuff. I'm allowed ok? I'm totally allowed#u can See it in some of these doodles actually. this fuckign anime got me so unwell#hey. if ur a fellow adhd potentials-havers out there. ur a real one. thanks for still hangin out doin what u love/ur best#if u were an 'if u wanna do art u have to be excellent and high-art at it otherwise it means nothing' kid. I am holding ur hand#I'll be normal now I prommy (lying)#well. what I'll be doing now is taking a nap. maybe. gods my schedule backslid like four hours again#eh whatever. I go to bed anyway. got my portion of the day done and tomorrow I go buy new knife#hope someone come give me a new table top and lower the whole thing a bit soon. so I can stop sitting like Im in a shopping cart#have a good night lads. have fun. its imperative
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Uh-oh, there was a monster in my bed
#legend of zelda#legend of zelda AU#legend of zelda OC#ganondorf#loz ganondorf#OC ESTRIN#judas and monster by Lady Gaga were big inspirations for this piece#im still listening to monster rn and yeah...the words are lyrics from that song#fucking love my lil toxic gay lads...look at them...they arent normal#my art#eye contact#ask to tag
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Do I really have to make myself breaking-down-sobbing miserable over not doing something every single time I am not perfectly productive for you to believe that I have a disability that disables me from being perfectly productive
#nathan's notes#this is aimed towards my mother#like i am fucking sorry that i am not physically disabled for you to actually see that i cannot do some things#the way you'd expect a normal person to#i just thought that maybe the OFFICIAL DIAGNOSIS I HAVE MADE BY A PROFESSIONAL PSYCHOLOGIST WOULD HAVE FUCKING CLUED YOU IN TO THAT FACT#JESUS CHRIST#I KNOW IT IS LITERALLY THE SAME ''EXCUSE'' WHENEVER I DON'T DO THINGS#BUT I DONT KNOW HOW TO EXPLAIN TO YOU THAT A MENTAL ILLNESS DOESN'T STOP DISABLING ME ONCE IVE USED IT TO EXPLAIN MY CURRENT UNPRODUCTIVITY#YES. IT IS STILL ACTIVE. IT DOES NOT HAVE A COOLDOWN. IT FUCKS ME UP EVEN IF IT'S ANNOYING FOR YOU#IT FUCKS ME UP EVEN IF IT'S ANNOYING FOR *ME*#IF I COULD GET RID OF THIS BITCH I COULD BUT UNFORTUNATELY THIS IS NOT THAT TYPE OF WORLD#AND NO. PILLS DO NOT ''HEAL'' ME. THE ADHD IS STILL THERE. IT'S JUST LESS INTENSE *SOMETIMES*#oh my fucking god#vent#having a normal one lads
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hit trend with 13yos in my sister's school is (checks notes) dislocating each other's fingers
#her boyfriend took advantage of this by getting his friend to dislocate his finger so he could go home early from school the fucking eejit#JUST GET YR MAM TO CALL IN! SAY U FEEL SICK! WHY THE FUCK WOULD U ACTUALLY DISLOCATE YR FINGER!#more than being stupid theres been at least 2 instances of lads being sent home bcos of dislocated fingers#which means teachers are gonna be cracking down on it which im assuming is not what they want!#these little cunts are so bad at longterm planning#seriously what is wrong with them. in my time at that school it was Normal and Regular#literally like 3 months ago in the same class there was a stabbing which . tbh im not as fussed abt#bcos a girl stabbed the guy who used to harass my sister bcos girlie says he was harassing her. Which I Believe#and hes fine so im allowed to say that he deserved it#like back in my day the lads were just pocketing each other (tearing the pockets off each other's school shirts)
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