#It's no wonder the first time Mack tried to seduce Crowley he got a mouth full of fist
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🍸 - Do they have any methods of courtship for getting people into bed? (also for both your boys lol)
Mack's more traditional in the way that he'd rather seduce someone with dinner and wine or something than just going up to someone in the club like YA WANT SUM FUK??? He'll flirt, get a lil touchy while chatting someone up, and peacocks his own attractiveness just a lil bit~ He can be quite the charmer when he's putting the moves on someone!
Crowley... Oh dear god Crowley... It's a miracle anyone has wanted to sleep with him at all. He's got what he calls "weird rizz" where he just kinda puts himself out there and shows some skin and MAYBE they might end up in bed. It doesn't always work, but this is under the assumption he's trying to get an acquaintance or friend with benefits or smth to go home with him. His actual romantic partners will be doused in flattery and compliments and an absolute filthy mudball confession of what he'd wanna do with them given the opportunity. He doesn't know why it has any success rate either.
#mack || [the butcher]#crowley || [bird brain]#n5fw#ask meme#townofcadence#Crowley's a disaster flirt but Mack's a professional charmer#It's no wonder the first time Mack tried to seduce Crowley he got a mouth full of fist#Birdy was NOT picking up on those signals at the time#To be fair#Mack did coax him into coming over under the guise of him having hostages or a deadly airborn poison gas to release on the city#Live and learn#Now they're married lmfao
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