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whotookmysenbon · 8 months ago

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Can I just say that trying to drag rookies through a survival evaluation is like trying to herd cats? They don't listen then are surprised when shit goes wrong.

#I told you not to wander off that way #'You didn't say there was a CLIFF there Fukutaichou!'#Hmm. No. I didn't. Is the kid who fell down alive? Yes? Whelp! Guess you guys get a lesson on fishing people out of ravines!#It's good practice for when you're guarding particularly dumb civilians #I'm not sure you're much better right now #The next person who goes where I tell them not too is being left to whatever they find #If you stick your hand in a thicket of stinging nettles #it's gonna fucking hurt #Sweet sage you all are idiots

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