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chronologicalimplosion · 1 year ago

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[[GIF ID: Bob the Tomato from VeggieTales blinks, then turns to look down at the floor, frustrated and perturbed, as the camera zooms in uncomfortably close. End ID]]

i hate the phrase 'none of these words are in the bible' because it's either true for Every word in the english language (the bible wasn't originally in english) or for None of them (i could translate the bible badly enough to contain any word at all)

#new shitpost bot idea that would unfortunately require some sort of language model to automate #how badly do you have to translate the bible for the words in a post to all appear #i can commit so many crimes of quantification with my PhD #It's even funnier performance art if somebody actually figured out a translation that would work for individual posts #but that requires a level of biblical knowledge I simply do not have and we all have but one short and precious life #religion //#christianity //

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