#Im going to be quiet this time because I'm not a director and never worked on set

[holyblanchett]

If i speak ---

[kazuwhora]

Okay, this is a weird hc request and my first time asking but can you do kisaki, koko, hanma, hitanai brothers being on mtv cribs? I don't know any specific romantic situations. Like maybe fem reader is the director? (you can do as you please with the prompt. bc I really want to know your take.) xD

PLEAAAAAASE this one killed me I cannot (shoutout to my old blog title which was mtv cribs) I'm just gonna do scenario hc's in point form for this since I literally cannot take myself seriously enough to write like actual drabbles abt this because the only mtv cribs in my mind here is the jackass ones so please prepare yourselves. I paired kisaki and hanma and the haitani brothers together too for comedic relief LOL

SUMMARY: kisaki, koko, hanma, ran, && rindou on MTV Cribs with you directing.

CW: none here this is just humour and slight flirting hehe

KISAKI AND HANMA

- so lets be straight here and put down the expectation that kisaki's house tour is going to be the closest in essence to 50 Cent's episode ESPECIALLY with the strip club inside his house like ??

- ngl kisaki is a major fucking simp too so he has this whole attitude of "im so much better than these lowlife losers they're making bank off of ME im doing THEM a favour" until he sees you, all dressed nicely in your work clothes ordering people around getting equipment out of cars parked in his driveway.

- idc what anyone says the kisaki I know is the biggest sub in the fucking world and literally has to keep himself from drooling over your dominance. he'll be watching you from his front window while you get things organized to start filming like a fucking creep

- hanma (who 100% lives with kisaki) will suddenly be over his shoulder peering through the blinds like "damn who's that hot piece of ass"

- kisaki will smack him upside the head for that because rude?? he already called dibs in his head hanma should know that but he does now and all that matters is this is gonna be fun

- hanma will 100% make it his life purpose to embarrass kisaki as much as he can. you'll come up and introduce yourself and hanma will intervene like "oh I'm the REAL owner of this house kisaki doesn't actually do anything he just gets me to" and he'll shake your hand with a beaming smile

- kisaki's masked snarls prob make you uncomfortable because hes standing behind hanma looking like he's gonna decapitate him or smthn

- please kisaki is to embarrassed to say anything to you now because hanma has you hostage talked. you'll be like "ok well we have a short time frame before we have to move onto the next client so can we get started maybe" and kisaki will try his best to intervene

- tbh hanma is loving this opportunity to embarrass him he's never seen him so submissive and quiet before he literally stutters when you tell him his roughly scripted lines and finds himself gulping as he's guiding you and your crew through the house

- you'll get to to the mini strip club and hanma will butt in like "and THIS is where KISAKI houses all his favourite strippers he's collected" and kisaki's face will go beet red behind him

- he will literally start to panic because the look on your face is so displeased despite having to remain on some kind of a professional level. he has to pretend you're not there if he's gonna get through the hell hanma is putting him through

- at the end of the tour when the cameras have wrapped he'll be trying to force himself between you and hanma's hostage talking once again but this time he's like super driven on redeeming himself

- he'll be like "hey thanks so much for doing this I appreciate what an organized thing you've got going on and um.. just so you know um.. I um.. I don't actually have favourite strippers its all hanma I just take whatever he brings-- I mean-- not that I like strippers in my house I---" and you'll just cut him off with a smile and a handshake because you know he's full of bs LOL

- hanma will write his number down on the back of your business card and slip it in your hand when he shakes it like hes so slick but really the both of them just make you roll your eyes.

RAN AND RINDOU

- ngl you're probably intimidated as fuck to do a session of ran and rindou's place because like.... they're terrifying if u don't know them

- like your hands are probably clammy trying to get people set up and you're probably a little shakey because they literally live in a goddamn MANSION (and they're also literal gang executives like no ty)

- they're also intimidating as fuck when they first introduce themselves to you in the parking lot where you've got your camera crew all ready to go. ran who's charming and alluring has your heart skipping a beat, while rindou the complete opposite, has you stress sweating from intimidation

- ran is like so enamoured with you mostly because he never really took himself to be attracted to someone in casual clothes at work (subtle shade its ok) but something about the direction you give, and the slight tone of bossiness in your voice has his stomach flipping in excitement he's like this could be fun 😏

- rindou in contrast knows exactly what is going on with his brother and quite honestly finds it annoying and somewhat desperate he's like come on man she's at work ur rly gonna be like this meanwhile ran is like yes I absolutely am I can do what I want

- honestly ran is gonna be annoying as fuck too. he's gonna ignore absolutely everything you say when you're explaining expectations and directions. he'll nod and smile at you with a charming smile and dopey eyes but your words will go in one ear and right out the other. rindou can only shake his head

- rindou will have to do all the talking when you actually start filming bc ran will be too busy staring at you and watching your reactions to say anything of value beyond a nod and smile to rindou's words

- but OH BOY when u get to the bedroom tour he's suddenly all about the talking. and he'll be staring DIRECTLY at you the entire time. like "and this is MY bedroom as you can see I have only the nicest of sheets 100% silk washed every day and this BED this bed is a california king eurotop and it's REALLY comfortable to sleep and roll around in and then this TV RIGHT HERE is---" he pretty much wont stop talking about how nice his room is and how nice everything is, all while staring directly at you as if you were the only one in the room to talk to.

- Rindou will be in the corner out of shot with his fingers to his nose bridge like ffs this man

- at the end ran will start going on about your job and if its stressful and what kind of people you get involved with in the show and if you ever feel like you're in danger which then spawns a conversation about needing someone to protect you and having someone on your side that will watch out for you blah blah blah.

- he's actually kinda cute trying so hard like this so you can't help but blush at his blabbering

- but u think ur blushing now wait till he grabs your hand and kisses the top as he escorts you into the car like ??? hello sir we just met but 😏

- rindou will be behind him once again shaking his head

- when you finally leave ran will turn around towards rindou like nothing happened and his brother will just be like ? wtf ? not gonna talk about what just happened ? and ran is like "wdym"

- he's gonna scope you out at every club or event you find yourself at after that.

KOKO

- unlike ran koko is like SUUUUUPER nervous

- this boy lives alone in a big ass house with sooo much unnecessary expensive shit like koko my love are u ok all alone like this

- aside from being incredibly nervous to be vulnerable on tv for gods sake when he sees you helping to set up equipment, lifting boxes and bags out of the trunk of the car he's like o fuck

- at first he was nervous for just the whole publicity and camera aspect but now that theres a pretty girl running the whole thing? nah nah

- he doesn't really know what to do but he has to do SOMETHING so he figures it might be best to keep his hands busy and help you out

- so this boy slips on some expensive ass versace slides to come outside to help u set things up.

- he's rly nervous tho so he's like shuffling along the pavement of his driveway and he's all soft and shit like "hey I'm koko let me help u"

- probably stutters and fumbles when he's trying to grab the heavy bags of camera equipment but also his rich ass is like tf am I doing this for when shes got a whole ass camera crew of men to do it for her but then he remembers how pretty u look and that he wants to be on ur good side

- tbh kokos first impression from this meeting alone is that you give off a MUCH more down to earth vibe than he could ever imagine and honestly you kind of remind him of simpler times in his life when he wasn't so overrun with work and gang related activities

- the best way he can describe the experience of you is refreshing and he craves more of it to quench his thirst

- he's really really receptive when it comes to your instructions and makes an effort to make sure you know he's actively listening

- he'll be out there nodding his head like its gonna fall off spouting "mm's" and "uh-huh's" so you know he's there

- when it comes to the actual recording he's actually pretty well spoken but only because he REALLY wants to impress you

- koko is out here going through all his expensive belongings as if hes not inviting someone to come break into his house

- he's like oh and this is my collection of women's jewelry idk why I have it but it's here anyways so....

- wants to show off his closet too like look at all these fine clothes I have and all his extra closet space

- he'll try not to get too cocky but he just can't help it when he starts talking about all the riches and money he has like he wants you to know SO bad because he wants you to be a part of it

- he'll look over to you and stutter a bit when he catches your eye and you flash a smile at him (which will make u laugh but pls dont tell him that and promise him later you'll cut that out)

- afterwards he will absolutely help you pack everything back up but his hands will be a little shaky with adrenaline and it'll take u pointing it out for him to notice

- "oh uhhhhm, yeah I, uhhhhhhhhhhhhh, had too much coffee"

[wwhitewwolff]

Good morning

Bucky Barnes X Reader

Warnings: cheating, insecurities, lies, angst, misleading storyline?? This one is long

Summary: when Bucky stops texting his long distance girlfriend good mornings each morning she gets suspicious, going back to America to visit him she's in for a surprise she had never expected.

A/N: guess who's writing again? No one because no one guessed because like 3 people will read this and it will be dead forever *shrug* I feel like this storyline is really misleading so, sorry? Also AOS is a main theme for this but if you don't watch the show it really doesn't matter

This is Bobbie btw for anyone who wants to know what she looks like for this

It had been over a year since you had seen your boyfriend, well properly seen your boyfriend, moving back to England was a hard decision for you but you knew it was the best one, you knew that taking the promotion was the best thing you could do but your mind was still constantly plagued with insecurities and worries, but you knew Bucky wasn't like that, he could never? Could he?

It had started about 3 months ago, his usually cheerful morning texts which never failed to bring a smile to your face had stopped, almost ceased to exist, from his constant hey, baby! How's my gorgeous girl? To his babyyy! Wake uupp! It's been too long! Facetime me when you're free my pretty doll. his morning texts had fallen to a simple hey or I'm busy we'll talk later and the main fact he never bothered to text first anymore had caused your usual insecurities to skyrocket, why did he never have time to send you a simple hello anymore? Or more importantly who meant he didn't have the time?

Your phone buzzed as you say in bed, mind plagued by thoughts, you immediately shot up, hopefully Bucky had gone back to usual? Opening your phone you had found a simple text from your boss Phil 'meet me in the headquarters at 10', why was Phil in England? More importantly why did he need to see you?

Standing up you prepared yourself for the day to come.

"Hey y/n/n!" Your good friend and teammate Bobbi chirped as she brought you your regular morning drink

"mornin' Bob" you slurred out as you wrapped your coat around your frame tightly, shivering as you took in the very open windows.

"someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed today. Argh! No! Stop throwing things at me!" Hunter shrieked as Bobbi began throwing pillows at him.

"Wow, adorable couple" you mumbled as you took in the pair, after getting remarried the pair had fallen deeply in love once again, you wished you could have that but unfortunately being the director of S.A.B, shield associations Britain you barely had the time to speak to Bucky, yet alone the time to break up with him or move on, whereas normal couples may have fallen apart you were way to busy to even think about dating or parties or even making new friends, you stuck to your own lane.

"hunter! Barbra!" A familiar, fatherly voice boomed as the familiar figure of Phil Coulson stepped into the office, taking in the pair he hadn't seen since Russia "I thought you two were never coming back to shield?" He grinned happily

"we could never leave our dear y/n alone in a country! She's so far into work she hasn't even been shopping yet!" Bobbie exasperated "and please, Phil! Dont call me Barbra! Barbra is far worse than any possible nickname you could give me!" The blonde grinned cheekily

"Bobbie, stop being so dramatic, we went shopping last month!" You shook your head playfully as you took a seat at your desk, gesturing for Phil to sit opposite you beside Hunter -who had perched himself happily onto one of the plush leather chairs-

"I need you to come back to New York for a while" Phil stated softly

"what? Really? Ohmygosh nofreakingway!" You shrieked happily

"English, y/n/n!" Hunter playfully chided, wagging a finger at you as you practically glowed, you had missed your friends and especially Bucky.

"when?" You asked excitedly

"next month, I'm sending agent Piper to hold things down till you get back here" Phil smiled at the young woman, barely reached her late 20's and still so experienced yet full of life. A small smile graced his lips as he watched the h/c girl jump up and start rambling.

• time skipy•

The buzz of the quinjet filled your ears as you stepped off, e/c orbs wandered as you took in the familiar tower in which your boyfriend and some of your closest friends lived, sighing deeply you grabbed Bobbi's hand and quickly guided her to the doors

"nervous?" She asks over the low rumble of the quinjet ascending back into the air and back to the main s.h.i.e.l.d base. Turning your head to face Bobbi you opened your mouth to deny but quickly remembered how useless it would be- you knew the spy since s.h.i.e.l.d academy! She knows you better than you do and vice versa

"I don't know why, b! I mean I'm going to see some of my best friends AND my boyfriend!' you blurted out exasperated, anyone walking past might have looked at you like you're crazy but Barbara Morse was your best friend in the entire world and she had seen much worse than you screaming out into the rough winds.

"y/f/n" she stopped walking abruptly piping your linked arms backwards with her "has Bucky been acting weird with you?" She asked inquisitively, shrugging you immediately regretted not speaking to her about Bucky before, she would have helped. "Oh y/n/n; you didn't you tell me? No wonder you're so skitterish today! Whatever it is I'm sure it's nothing too big, Bucky loves you and I can even tell that without meeting the man! He's probably on a mission or something, he IS an avenger" Bobbi calmly rubbed your back as she spoke, guiding your hand to the identification scanners.

"thanks Bob, you always know how to make me feel so much better. I love you" you sighed dreamily, aiming to annoy the woman "oh you cow! Stop being so corny!" The blonde laughed aloud and she lightly smacked your hand, walking into the escalators you began calming your nerves, you felt like a giddy teenager going to her first date. And you hated it. The fact that a few stupid texts had lead you into this trivial paranoid stage had fully set into your mind. It was Bucky for god's sake! James Buchanan Barnes, the same James who stumbled over his words when asking you out, the same bucky who arrived an hour early to pick you up for said date and almost died when he realised, the same Mr Barnes who quit the avengers (although for 10 minutes) to be with you. He was your Bucky and you don't need texts to know that.

As the elevator doors pinged open you and Bobbie stepped out and into the large lounge which occupied the avengers.

Looking up Steve's mouth gaped open before jumping up and accidentally flipping the table over as he ran towards you "Y/N/N! YOU'RE HERE OH MY! I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN SO LONG! I MISSED YOU!! AND IM SO SORRY ABOUT HOW HE-" Steve blabbered out as he squeezed hugged you tightly, barley taking in anything he was saying you were quick to end his ramblings

"'tevie! I've missed you and all but shhhh inside voices remember" you laughed as the soldier nodded looking like a lost puppy

"sorry y/n/n but I've missed my best friend so-" this was when Bobbie felt to make her presence known "hold up! Wait a minute! If anyone is y/f/n's best friend; it's ME. So sit down mate, she's mine" bobbie stated proudly, reminding you of your (then) puppy when meeting Bucky

Shaking your head you introduced Bobbie and greeted everyone else, sitting down inbetween Pietro and Wanda you looked around the room, the obvious man who wasn't in the room still plagued your mind "hey,guys where Bucky?" You asked with a small smile, the avengers a looked at you as if you'd grown 2 heads "what? Can't I see my boyfriend?" You laughed, greeted with silence you stood up "I check I'll check his room then?" You asked wearily before all but sprinting our the room, barely noticing how the room erupted and bob and Steve had run after you.

The elevator door closed as soon as you stepped inside, you were so confused, why was everyone so shocked? Especially when you called him your boyfriend? And Steve looked mortified! Taking a deep breath you stepped out and walked to your "boyfriends" door

"hmm yes buck!" A feminine voice sighed from the room as you neared it, stopping about a step away from the door you could almost feel the tears gathering in your e/c orbs, pushing them away you stopped to listen...not a sound came out, your mind must have been playing tricks surely!

Gulping a big breath of air you stepped forwards and opened the door quickly "Bucky! Surprise! I'm- Oh my god" your playful tone turned quiet and lifeless and you took in the scene Infront of you, bucky laying almost naked ontop of a scantily clad Natasha

•

Steve knew something was wrong the moment you asked for Bucky, why would she ask where Bucky is? Bucky had told the team he broke up with her to date Natasha MONTHS ago, then y/n called him her boyfriend and the entire team was stunned as it dawned onto steve.

Bucky didn't break up with his girlfriend, he was cheating on her with Natasha whilst the girl was off being a good person in England.

Steve quickly ran after his friend, Bobbie following shortly after as they attempted to keep up with the h/c girl, when the elevator doors closed quickly the man knew he was far too late.

"Rogers? Care to explain?!" Morse snapped as she stared up at the giant of a man

"buck...no" too in shock to believe Bucky, HIS Bucky would do this, words Jumbled and the man leaned against the wall awaiting the lift to come

"spit it out Rogers! If something is wrong with my best friend I need to know!" Barbara placed a hand onto the blondes arm, staring into his eyes as she searched for answers

"Bucky said they broke up, he's been seeing natasha since October"

•

Bucky knew he'd messed up, quickly scrambling off of natasha and throwing the blanket over her barely clothes body the ex assassin stared up at his girlfriend...well ex now he guessed

"you... little...I can't even.." you gasped out as you stepped back into the hallway

"y/n! Baby no!" He cried running after you

"OH FUCK OFF BARNES" your calm yet betrayed tone turned Malicious as you turned too him in a rage and screamed, the other avengers at this point had caught up and we're watching shocked, they had seen your angry side of the field or in life or death situations (or scariest of all, during monopoly) but never had you ever screamed or raised your voice at any of them and here you were fists clenched and body shaking as you stated at the man Infront of you.

"YOU ARE HONESTLY THE MOST EVIL MAN I'VE EVER MET! WHILST IM OUT THERE WORKING SO HARD FOR SHIELD YOURE WHORING AROUND WITH THAT SLAG?!" You screamed, natahsa at this point had stepped out and stared at you in shock

"Hey! You want a punch, bitch?!"

"she's not a slag!" The pair yelled at the same time, this just fueled your rage.

"OH FUCK OF! DON'T KID ANY OF US NATASHA YOU SLEEP YPUR WAY THROUGH LIFE AND YOU BARNES IM SURPRISED YOU EVEN GOT NATASHA SEEING AS YOURE SO FUCKED UP I'M EVEN SURPRISED YOU GOT ME!" you had no idea where this was coming from but rage and pain from all these few months had come crashing down on you

Feeling a familiar and protective arm wrap around your shoulders you expected the figure to pull you away, or hug you, or calm you but no- Barbra Mose does NOT tolerate betrayal and most certainly not when it's directed at her best friend

"you're surprised? Babes, the whore has probably slept around with half the world, i mean the cheap cunt probably had to flash her saggy boobs and that bitch ran to her with open arms" Bobbie stated, her voice strong and insulting yet everyone without even knowing this woman could tell that she was about to commit a murder.

"let's go, hun" bobbie stated, your energy gone as you pushed through the team behind you, however you stopped and turned to see that Bucky and natasha, although looking guitly had traveled to eachother, you turned back to face them and took menacing steps towards them, as soon as you were in range of the pair you cocked your fist back and bought it to the throat of your boy- your ex.

"bye Barnes, rot in hell with this demon of a woman"

And with that you called Phil, you wanted to disconnect the avengers from the S.A.B and told him that you would be extending your trip; it was time to step up as director, you were here now and your job was to make sure Sheild is at the top, and no sex obsessed dick of an ex is gonna break you.

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Okay it's so bad I know but the first parts were in my drafts for so long and I need to start writing again, I accidentally deleted my Steve imagine AND the first Bucky imagine so I'm trying to get those back but I'm also trying to actually right again. No one's gonna read this I know but it was a fun idea I had that strayed far, plus as long as I like my writing I'll keep doing it and maybe I'll do a part 2? Idk

[faveanimeships]

oooo hi!! can i requests for a matchup? i'm 5'7, straight, blue hair and a big smilee. i'm an INTJ, my sign is aquarius sun leo moon and gemini rising & i belong to ravenclaw. i talk a lot once u know me but some say i can be detached & unpredictable at times. i'm,,,, also weird,,, in a way that i say stuff weirdly without thinking. i hate it when people tell me what to do and i would always like to have my own way. i have a difficulty showing love thru words, shy when i like someone & i would-

stutter around my crush. love science ( major in chemistry) and also naps!! always exhausted but not at night. i like entertaining people with my jokes & i think rhat i have the best humor out here akdjajdjajdjs. my friends describe me as crazy, stupid and smart at the same time, stubborn, creative and a fun person to hang out with lol. i dont have a type i think i can handle anyone ( in the haikyuu world) except um… ushijima? because hes too serious sjjs idt he would laugh at my jokes.. -

thanks!!! i hope i made myself clear iejajdjwjj im sorry its too long u can take ur time :D!! thank uuuuu

if you’re interested in the astrology, personality types, Hogwarts house, please check out the rules!! I have included all the relevant links there

Girl we literally so alike istg also you so tall wat the hell is 170cm (sorry I had to convert TUT)

I ship you with Ennoshita Chikara !!

You’re stubborn, independent, you tend to shift between ‘ideal’ and ‘reality’, you’re creative, original, unpredictable, straightforward, you are determined and versatile. You want a smart boy, you need that intellectual stimulation, you probably look for an ‘equal’ when you’re looking for a relationship, you’re probably clueless when it comes to love and you probably want a reassuring companion who is willing to put up with your whims and keep up with you.

AND THUS, MY GOOD FREN, I ship you with Ennoshita! Ennoshita provides a very calming, assuring and reliable presence in the relationship, he acts as your ‘rock’ when you drift from reality into ideal mode. It is also canon that Ennoshita will probably end up being a director (genius director yeesh), he works in the artistic field where he is prone to encounter all types of weird and I assure you he will NOT be weirded out by you. I think he would appreciate a partner like you since he’s a director, he’s probably away for filming a lot (appreciates your independence), needs different inspirations (in which you are able to provide), and your ability to be original and creative will probably help build his career and push him further and explore different genres. On the other hand, Ennoshita will also help you push yourself further by giving you amazing advice and also be the shoulder to lean on when you’re stuck.

++Ennoshita does well in school and it is safe to assume that he understands most of your science jokes (eg: ARE YOU A CARBON SAMPLE BECAUSE I WANNA DATE U !!! him: yeesh stop) = number 1 intellectual couple #goals

NOT ONLY THAT he also really appreciates your straightforwardness, because he needs REAL opinions about his movie, and you know who doesn’t want to kiss the genius director’s ass and star in his movie?? Yes but you’re different you’d just say “I feel that part’s just weird like??? Wtf is going on” and he takes your opinion seriously = healthy relationship!! Also Ennoshita really loves the humorous side of you he uses your jokes sometimes to ease up the tense atmosphere on set !!! Also Ennoshita probably has an equally fked sleep cycle, so he’s always up at night with you and naps with you during the day uwu

HE TOTES KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH YOUR WEIRDNESS HAVE U SEEN KARASUNO LOLOLOLOL

Things he likes:

1.    10pm walks

2.    Subtle PDA

3.    Holding hands under the table during family reunions

4.    Face to face cuddling + yall talking about your day

5.    Mutual trust

6.    Individual time off, both of you probably need personal space, so yall would take time off to recharge yourselves individually

7.    Ice cream dates

8.    Napping when there’s a storm outside

9.    Domestic things like cleaning the house or grocery shopping

10. Making decisions together

11. Talking to your parents (lets be honest he’s like the perfect son in law)

I will also ship you with (under the cut)

Futakuchi Kenji

He’s stubborn, provocative and an idiot really, he knows how to rile you up, but at the same time he provides you with that intellectual stimulation??? Futakuchi isn’t a big fan of affection but he shows that he cares with his actions (eg: breakfast in bed) he probably denies a lot (like you know, he deliberately woke up at 6am to prepare a breakfast in bed feast for you but he’ll say it’s because he was already awake) excuses we know you’re in love UWU!!! He lowkey loves cuddling but he will NEVER admit it. He also fixes things around the house which is super convenient, your parents probably ask him to fix their stuff, leaky taps, old car, he does it all for free (brownie points) and when you ask him why he’ll probably say “its for practice”. He will tease you A LOT!!!!!!! Because both of yalls are stubborn yall probably will fight a lot at the start, but yall will learn how to compromise and communicate with each other (–=+) so like this also improves your human communication skills.

As an ace and captain from a powerhouse school, he’s bound to have exceptional observation skills. He knows when your off days are and he will stick around to pamper you, like run a bath, give you a hug, less snarky retorts, order uber eats, cuddle with you, etc. He also understands that you need your individual space so just talk to him about what you want, and he will definitely respect that. Overall, a very respectful relationship + fun bantering. Also because Futakuchi loves volleyball a lot he is very likely to join a social team after he graduates, and he would absolutely love it if you support him when he plays.

Akira Kunimi

He’s laid back, indifferent, emotionless, lazy, calm, efficient and smart. He has good observational skills. He knows when you’re down, and he’ll just move close to you. He dislikes loud people but he is a great listener, he might just chuckle at your jokes, but he appreciates them (in his bland life). He loves taking naps with you, and he lets you do most of the talking because he loves to listen to your voice (its defs NOT because it lulls him to sleep), he doesn’t really have a preference when it comes to things, so you’d be doing most of the decision making but unlike with Futakuchi, this relationship is really calm, almost no bickering. Kunimi respects you a lot and looks up to you because you’re diligent and opinionated (unlike him), but because of his love for efficiency and his lazy personality, he might just give you great advice (eg: how to write a simple but academically sound lab report withinin 2 hours instead of 2 days)  (A/N: YES THAT TOOK ME  DAYS TO COMPLETE ONE LAB REPORT PLZ DON’T JUDGE ME)

He’s also a big fan of cuddling and just playing with your hair, holding hands and staying indoors especially during winter. Overall it’s just a very calm and quiet relationship.

I would also ship you with Kuroo Tetsurou !!

- nerd couple 

- bIG NERD COUPLE

- WEIRD INSIDE JOKES !!!!???? SCIENCE PUNS!!!!

- #1 ACADEMIC COUPLE 

- dates: making weird experiments (eg: lets titrate acid and something weird together and calculate the equivalence point!!!!! u: its probably impossible him: TEST THE LIMITS OF SCIENCE), watching khan academy (nerd), talking shit about orgo, trying to create a weird element (sorry hunny not that easy), reading nature (and hoping yalls will be on it), cafe dates + buying apple pie for kenma

- kenma, kenma like your son (u: kenma plz brush your teeth kenma: k kuroo: plz be my wife)

- roasting his academic papers uWU (hahahahahaha) (OFFENDED VOICE: CONFLICT OF INTERESTTTT) (cues kuroo groaning) 

- fun couple, fun amusement park dates 

- not using gloves in the lab >:( (tbh its been a long time since i used gloves in the lab lolol) 

- cuddle bug (loves hugging you so much )

- LOVES PDA

- has normal sleep cycle but is always down for naps (lazy cat kuroo) 

- loves your weird (tbh all academics are weird) 

- roasting each other

YEET I HOPE YOU LIKE IT TUT feel free to send in more requests uwu!!!