#Im a lazy slob I'm so sorry for the hold up

[iwasborncareful]

kate/daniil (I'm too lazy to click on the right browser for daniil)

Who’s more dominant: I think they both are at times. they can share it

Who’s the cuddler: absolutely kate. daniil denies it but probably enjoys it

Who’s the big spoon/little spoon: kate likes being the big spoon but she’s small so it doesn’t always work

What’s their favorite non-sexual activity: getting into fights at shady bars probably, or movie nights

Who uses all the hot water: kate. out of spite, most times.

Most trivial thing they fight over: like, pizza toppings or coffee preferences. kate is a fan of mayo and daniil is not apparently

Who does most of the cleaning: daniil, kate is an organized slob tbh

What has a season pass on their dvr/Who controls the netflix queue: kate holds power over it, but she generously allows him to pick sometimes as well 

Who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working: daniil, kate gets snappy and they dont wanna get kicked out

Who leaves their stuff around: there are arrows all over the place please be careful

Who remembers to buy the milk: daniil 

Who remembers anniversaries: tbh i dont think either of them would unless the other noticed it?? 

Who cooks normally: kate tries, but lbr its mostly daniil

How often do they fight: not very often i think? 

What do they do when they’re away from each other: lmao do their jobs tbh. kate sends a million selfies to show that shes fine. daniil knows she got hurt when she stops sending the selfies and just texts

Nicknames for each other: sudden head canon kate calls daniil ‘mon loup’ when she wants to be sappy

Who is more likely to pay for dinner: kate probably tries a lot bc ‘um im rich obv i should’ but i think they’d go halfsies

Who steals the covers at night: kate is a bed hog im sorry daniil

What would they get each other for gifts: i feel like daniil gives kate weapons and she gets him joke russian gifts

Who kissed who first: they were probably in mutual agreement but--

Who made the first move: kate made first moves probably

Who remembers things: daniil

Who started the relationship: tbh it just happened and they didn’t know it till it was too late

Who cusses more: kate probably

What would they do if the other one was hurt: daniil is silently concerned and disappointed and kate wants revenge

Who is the dirty talker: LMAO i can’t see kate doing it too much she’d be too self conscious sorry daniil you get this one

A head canon: that they’re a pair of dumbos who dont realize they’re more than friends with benefits until they’d literally kill for one another WHY ARE THEY THIS WAY