#If you can't tell I have thought about a hypothetical shadowpuppet wedding a lot

[amazingdeadfish]

Ok, but hear me out, shadowpuppet wedding rings, but they are made of bones, what do you think about it?

I'm not gonna lie, I'm not sure if Macaque would like that idea too much. Mayor? Definitely. They would love the idea of some bone rings. They might actually wear them as a general accessory. Ivory jewelry, to remind him of his Lady. But the idea that they would both exchange bone rings doesn't sit right with me.

I think it would really depend what type of bone is used for the wedding rings. Like... What kind of living being would have had to die in order to make them? Or, would the Mayor conjure them up on his own through magical means? LBD is able to make bone constructs (she literally magically creates a skull to chuck into the trigram furnace before she cooks Spider Queen alive), so whose to say the Mayor can't do the same himself?

Oh god, what if the bone rings were made out of each other? Both of them did some sort of surgical operation to take out bone pieces out of their bodies, and then they used that bone to carve out custom rings. That would actually be so fucked up but very in character for the two of them. They just... Have a piece of each other on their hands at all times post-wedding :'DDD.

To be honest, while the idea is kind of cute, it seems to favour the Mayor' aesthetics a bit too much. But don't let me sway your own headcons and thoughts, this is just my own personal opinion.

I will say though, the engagement ring could be made of bone. I am fully willing to bet that Macaque, if he is the one to propose, would definitely kill someone the Mayor might loath in order to make a bone ring out of it and make a wedding proposal with it. He is simply extra and dramatic like that.

If you want my idea on what the wedding rings could be, I would say that they would, firstly, make their own out of the materials they can conjure up on their own. Macaque would make a ring made of shadows and slip it onto the Mayor's hand at the altar. The Mayor? Depending on what you like to think, he could conjure up a ring made of ice, or even bone, and slip it onto Macaque's hand at the altar. This way, both of them are relatively even and fair and favour each other in terms of aesthetics.

But hey. It's a Shadowpuppet wedding. The rings could very well just be those candy sucker ones. Or some 2 dollar shop plastic rings that have a 'light up' feature. I think both of them would really like that too.