#If they are I'll riot and flip a tabelwonker
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Some friend quotes I made in eighth grade
I jerk off to YouTube Kids *bus driver cuts in* That's why they're banning Tiktok
I'm going to shit in your nostrils
Don't be a wuss, go play football
Come here my backpack chocolate
I'm going to snort smarties *2 seconds later* snort smarties cocaine
No, the flavor of mold
And finally:
If you quote that I'll molest your family
#I swear to God if anyone sees this I'll scream vomit die and then love whoever saw it for the rest of eternity#In that order#May no soul ever view this because God forbid the friends in question know what Tumblr is#I'm putting no important tags please let none of these be something people can actually follow#I swear if they are#I'm now just having fun#The most silly and random shit hidden in tags bring me joy#Which is why I pretty much only speak via tags#I'll make things but ya know#✨Tags✨#Tags are my life force#Just not the tags that lead anywhere#Those are bad tags#This tags lead to people seeing my nonsense#I hope for my only follower being cheese bot like one of my old very dead blogs#Cheese bot is friend#Cheese bot would never do me wrong#Okayyyyyyy mommmm I'm done with my tangent my sibling can have a turnnnnnn#>=(((#I am trying so aggressive hard to not be spotted in the wild West that is Tumblr#Please let no one view me outside of me rebloging others post#I'm currently stealing the controller from my sibling#I hope they won't be a snitch this time#If they are I'll riot and flip a tabelwonker#What's a tabelwonker??? No say#But it's something akin to the horrors and I would not suggest provoking it outside shear unadulterated rage and wrathful vengeance#If someone peer reviews these tags and desires any of these lines are fire I'll scratch and fall from the ceiling of a cave I have found#I totally forgot about the 140 characters max#Tumblr whyyy I wanted to put the whole epic of Gilgamesh in the tags#Hold up I'm getting my computer out to search something
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