#If it weren't for Oritel this would be calm and mature

[hearts4magicalgirls]

One headcanon I adore between blooms bio and adoptive family is they all have group therapy weekly after magical adventure to help raise bloom and battle jealousy

Why do I love this? I because it's actually chaotic.

The poor therapist bro

Oritel is the most argumentative. To the point they can't say the "d word" (defensive) without him doing a back handspring (I would've said flipping. But that's an understament. Bro did the whole ahh biles). If Daphne is mentioned (before revival) he will not speak.

He argues a lot and refuses to admit his trauma

Marion is the calm quiet one. But when questioned people realize she has too much trauma and she just dumps it like nothing like: "oh yeah, my parents would starve me every time I messed up a spell"

Mike is not serious. Like at all. He just makes jokes. And tries to calm Oritel bpd/ocd ahh (there's no way he doesn't have bpd and or ocd)

Vanessa is the spectator. She just watches. That's it. She only speaks when spoken to. But she's not like ashamed. She gossips with Marion about their husband's after the therapy

Bloom at first took it seriously and hated conflict. But after a while realized her family's chaos is actually very homey for her. And she just watches, plays along or telepathically gossips with Daphne. She takes it seriously in a stupid way

When Daphne was revived they I clouded her. And let me tell you. Once she was revived she BECAME the therapist. Since Oritel will onlyjy listen to his daughters. And everything became less messy. Though occasionally Oritel will get pissed.

Here's a dabble of a conversation:

Therapist:oritel in our therapy I noticed you've been quite.....

Marion:don't say the d word....

Therapist:... Defensive

Marion:shit

Oritel:EXCUSE ME?! I AM NOT DEFENSIVE, WHAT PART OF ME SCREAMS DEFENSIVE?! I TAKE CRITISM AS A CHAMP, HELL TELL ME ONE TIME I WAS DEFENSIVE, BET YOU CAN'T NAME SHI5 BECAUSE I NOT DEFENSIVE, I'LL SAY IT IN ARABIC: أنا مش دفاعي!!!!! SEE?! I NOT DEFENSIVE I'M A CALM MATURE PERSON

*Insert Marion drinking tea*