#Idk why I haven't watched any horse dramas prior to this

[sso-moonchild]

Ok so I'm watching Heartland for the first time (and mind you this is the first ever drama/soap opera I've ever watched, on god) and this is fucking hilarious. I'm only two episodes in and holy fucking shit it's so cheesy, so stupid, so cliche and I love it. The only thing that's missing is the character names being outlandish, and the constant threat of the slaughter/glue factory for the horses if they don't horse well enough (though I'm assuming the latter will be somewhere in the show because is it even a horse drama/soap opera without that??? I wouldn't know as I've never watched any)

All this is to say that I'm taking notes. Watch me rewrite my sso oc's stories to be stupidly dramatic for no reason at all. (it's not a threat but a prommy)