#Idk man I'm a big fan of the ''literal sleeping together'' trope

[royalarchivist]

Pac: Take care of Ramon, take care of Richas, ok? See you on the other side, big boy.

Fit: [Laughs] Take it easy, big boy. Take it easy, big boy. Actually, nononono– You can't just say "big boy" and then just expect me to not drag you outta here. [Fit tries to lasso Pac] You're coming with me.

Pac: No, I need to leave!

Fit: You're coming with me. You are not dying today! You are not dying today!

Pac: I need to leave, Fit! I'm sorry, I'm sorry!

Ironmouse: Are you guys like, having sexy time?

Fit: There's homosexual activity going on Mouse, don't worry about us, ok?

Ironmouse: You guys, we don't have time to be gay right now.

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Pac: I'm just here to say goodbye to you, Fit.

Fit: Goodbye? We're not– we're gonna be fine, we're going to get out of here, don't worry.

Aypierre: Yeah, don't worry!

Pac: I know, but like– I will sleep until the end, you know? I will pass through this moment sleeping, man. I won't be able to be awake for the moment.

Fit: [Laughs] You know, it's– I mean, if that's how you wanna go, but– I mean, that- I mean, isn't that bed kind of like.... I don't know, it's–

Pac: No no, I will be staying on the sofa, you know, I will be staying on the sofa.

Fit: Oh the sofa. Ok, that's a nice sofa! Yeah, that is a pretty nice sofa.

Pac: Yeah, it's a nice sofa right? No, yeah– I'm going to stay on the sofa, you know? So, since I will be going Fit... [Pac starts tossing Fit all his items]

Aypierre: [Not paying attention to their conversation] Is that bigger cell? I don't think it's a bigger- biggest one.

Fit: Oh... Thank you Pac, thank you.

Pac: Everything you need to survive, ok?

Fit: Wow.

Aypierre: Wow.

Pac: And if you need this one also, maybe, who knows? [Throws him more items]

Fit: Ohhh, well hey– just take this to remember me by, ok? [Tosses him a photo of himself – the same one Aypierre was carrying all day yesterday]

Pac: [Laughs] Ok, I will sleep holding the picture you know, like this. You know, I will dream about you, Fit. And I hope this is gonna be good dreams. I see you in the other side. Good luck, my friend.

Fit: The other side... Yeah, you know, yeah, we– we– you know? It's been an honor, Pac. It's been an honor, you know?

Pac: Yeah, for me too, you know? Take care of Ramon, take care of Richas, ok?

Fit: Ok.

Pac: See you on the other side, big boy.

Fit: I will sing your praise– Oh yeah, hey– [Laughs] Take it easy, big boy. Take it easy, big boy. Actually, nononono– You can't just say "big boy" and then just expect me to not drag you outta here. You're coming with me.

Pac: No, I need to leave!

Fit: You're coming with me. You are not dying today! You are not dying today!

Pac: I need to leave, Fit! I'm sorry, I'm sorry!

Fit: Sorry, there's–

Pac: I'm sorry!

Ironmouse: Are you guys like, having sexy time?

Fit: There's homosexual activity going on Mouse, don't worry about us, ok?

Ironmouse: You guys, you guys– we don't have time to be gay right now, come on. There's no time.

Pac: No, there's no time! Oh, goodbye Fit...

Fit: Ok, c'mon, no no no, come on, we got this we got this!

Pac: Goodbye Fit, I'm sorry!

Fit: [Laughs] Oh no...

[seventhstrife]

Well obviously I gotta go straight for DesClay?

you bet your ASS I SHIP IT!!!!! 😤😤😤

What made you ship it?

oh god, it's hard to remember when I first started shipping them because I've been in the ac fandom for like. over a decade skjdhfakjsd

bUT I am not immune to the Mutually Fucked Up, Let's Vibe Here at the End of it All dynamic they have going on lol! plus, I love angst more than anything else, and these two together provide that in S P A D E S

I have HARD plans to write some desclay in the future, gotta prove I'm not a Fake Fan™ XD

2. What are your favorite things about the ship?

besides the above? well, they also have really excellent spideypool vibes LOL! like, I can just see them kicking ass, but no one's appreciating their skill because they keep quipping and snarking and are SO ANNOYING lololol

they deserve each other

also, the contrast the contrast GUYS talk to me about the contrast ohmygod

one, a deserter who literally had to be dragged back into the cause, and the other, a man who sacrificed everything, blood, sweat, and soul, for the sake of a war that had used him up and left him to rot. I think about clay's on-again, off-again resentment that was threaded throughout his interactions with Des on animus island every night. I never sleep.

3. Is there an unpopular opinion you have on your ship?

UHHHH UM, IDK??? I don't think I do............aside from the fact that I'm sad a lot of the desclay fics are pretty tragic and have not posted anything yet to tip that ratio lol! I feel like this ship isn't big enough for there to really be popular tropes, especially ones to hate. I'm usually just too grateful to see more in the tag to care lol

a wonderful ask, thanks @twitcherpated I shouldn't have expected anything less! 🥰