#IT'S THE FUNNIEST THING I'VE EVER WRITTEN

[doodleholic]

ASK red-d.i.t by Kayka

In which Draco Malfoy is confused about where babies come from. ...Or IS he? 🤔

[theythemet]

So, I've been in a bit of a gpose rut (to be honest, it's more of an everything rut), but I wanted to post at least something.

I used to main a Lalafell named Sae'lia and made gpose comics for her WoL AU. I thought I'd share my first and favourite one.

[Sae'lia is an asexual lesbian who marries Tataru in her WoL AU ♥]

[cringefailvox]

i've been writing too much earnest and/or dark stuff lately and it's clogging my brain. i need to write some wacky nonsense STAT

[two-person-job]

so far we're at. 2.1k words. I'm stopping for the night :)

[blood-mocha-latte]

i have a wip somewhere that's modern webgott where they've been divorced like two or three times and can i just say that past me was a genius

[elfhunk]

or that time we made megpoid GUMI, GUMI from megpoid, incredibly catholic in a profoundly sacrilegious way while exhibiting a marshmallow peep burning at the stake.

[familiaralien]

I got a confession to make about something that's been on my mind for like over a year: My favourite character from Deltarune chapter 2 is actually Queen and not that weird salesman.

[benvenutio]

just written the worst gale cleven electra complex post ever. i can't even look at it i think i hallucinated halfway through

[thatfoolsophie]

hi i know you havent posted about it in a year but i have to tell u i just came across your roommates charmain and peter au and it is really getting into my brain the concept is SO good i cant stop thinking about it

HI I LOVE YOU FOR THIS this ask reminded me that i have like. 10 thousand words of this au in a google doc and it's so fun. when ao3 comes back from the war i think ill just post it

[thevalleyisjolly]

All you need to know about how my brain works is that my two favourite shows to binge rewatch are Staged and Total Forgiveness.

[lecoindecachou]

I can't really explain what's so funny to me about Emily in Paris except that Americans come to Paris and complain about Parisians being rude so they make a show about it hoping everyone will agree and sympathize, and then it becomes abundantly clear that American tourists are really just a bunch of entitled assholes who expect the whole world to cater to them and they're so oblivious about it that it has genuinely never occurred to them that maybe the capitalist hellscape they call home isn't what everybody else should aspire to because clearly they know best

[talentforlying]

frozen peas. that's what you feed ducks. frozen peas. they love them, and it's good for them, too.

' s'a book, too, ennit? tolstoy's frozen peas. ' he's only half-joking. can't be fucked to remember the actual thing, wouldn't read it if he could. NO LOSS. smoke coils over his head like an ill-made halo as he flicks ash off his fingers and nods to the gaggle of geese half a pond over, which look at him in a way that proper freezes his soul. bunch of bleedin' menaces. ' peas won't satisfy those fuckin' things, they want FLESH. wing a bag'o peas that direction an' see what happens. tell you what, no god that comes up with geese is a kind god. '

@n1atruc / GOOD OMENS 2 STARTERS ( always accepting )

[agentsnickers]

I maintain that a Force to be reckoned with is the funniest thing I've ever written.

[notwritinganyflufftoday]

I’m not one to write poems usually, but one of my characters does, and oh boy, it’s so fun. It’s so much fun!!

A new and exciting way to play with words.

[zukkaoru]

b.sd has me writing fics i never would have dreamed of writing before i got into this stupid show. what is happening to me

[characteroulette]

Kalyuga turned to Dante beside her and asked, "Do you know if your parents have any AI in development as advanced as this? Or, perhaps, if they're working on new medical tech that might utilise something similar to this virtual reality system?" "You're wasting your time, Duckie." Levy broke in before Dante even had the time to shrink away from the question. "His parents probably have him under some YMCA to keep him from leaking projects to the youth they wanna recruit to the company." "The term you're looking for is NDA." Paige corrected him.

-Fire and Wolf, Chapter 5