ahptesting

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Me reading about how Stephen takes care of wounded Jack after St Martin victory and how Jack gets all the glory he deserves after having been wrongly accused of a crime he didn't commit

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Things I've done™

Someone at school said “punch me” as a joke. yeah I didn’t take that as a joke I actually punched them really hard and got in trouble.

Came out to someone the best way tbh: Them: what’s a song that describes your life? Me: idk man like maybe girls/girls/boys? that stuffs confusing

Made shitty hetalia puns in history

Wrote on the whiteboard at lunch (which wasn’t aloud) and almost cried laughing when my teacher was like ‘who drew on the whiteboard’

Dropped a knife in my dishwasher and almost peed my pants laughing

Tried to come out to my family playing board games. you had to pick to be a girl (pink thing) or a boy (blue thing) so I picked blue and then when you had to get married to a girl or guy I just picked one out not looking.

Decided to be sooooo damn rebellious and buy music on my phone when I knew I didn’t have much credit left

Tried not to laugh when this girl got super pissed at me for talking about Hamilton and she said ‘all you do is talk about that damn thing non stop’

Sinned

Read the hat fic and proceeded to: cry throw my phone almost throw up bc that shits disturbing when you’ve got a hamster

Sprained my ankle in front of half my class, resulting in me screaming and crying whilst everyone was like ‘what’

Brought my iPad to school when my parents said not to

Wanted a boyfriend/girlfriend more than you could ever imagine

Cried bc I realised my family may never accept me as trans/queer

Told my music teacher to play Hamilton

When my class got told to draw someone we hated and make them look stupid (we were also told we weren’t allowed to draw anyone from the class) I drew this girl I didn’t like (at the time) and called it “miley cyrus x justin beiber”

Named an egg in science class 'baby gerita’

Wrote justin beiber x napoleon fanfic

Wrote trump x reader fanfic (as a joke lmao sorry america)

Said “oui oui mom ami je m'appelle lafayette” in french class

Made my kahoot name “jesus”

Planned out my schools reenactment of Hamilton the musical

Practiced the “kicking nerds in thE NOSE” kick from heathers without pants on in front of a glass door. I almost cried when I saw my neighbour, this old dude looking at my and laughing

Cried in woolworths on the 4th of july bc my friend made a shitty usuk joke

Set an alarm on my ds for 12:00 am and put it in my sisters room

Tried to come out to this dude by asking very specific questions. he did not catch on.

Pranked this girl from my school by sending her cat facts everyday. she still has not figured out who 'cat fact person’ is

Confessed I had a crush on my friend at 12:00 am on new year

Broken a water wheel in science and blamed it on someone

Concealed my hatred for someone bc they’d literally be so angry if they knew I hated them bc they’ve done so much for me but I hate them bc they just blame too much stuff on me/get super angry about little things/lie about things I did or didn’t do

Attempted to sing dead girl walking but cried laughing

Disagreed with same sex marriage in like 2007 (hello there quality character development)

Seen a really cute girl in what was it? 2014? and thought “shit am I bi”

After that lovely experience in 2014, I proceeded to go “nope, fuck it, deal with that shit later”

A year later in 2015 “lmao what noooope totally straight yes hello I am the heterosexual™”

And in 2016 “HOOOOO BOY WHAT THE HELL IS THAT OH NO IM ACTUALLY SO CONFUSED WHAT OH MY GOD DO I LIKE YOU OR YOU OR YOU WHAT AM I”

Gotten a date mate (woah holy crap that’s possible???)

Wanted my soulmate more than anyone on earth

Actually not peed for over 24 hours at a friends house. don’t ask me why. I do this all the time I’m usually just being weird like I’ve been to one persons house since 2012 and still do it Gotten in trouble a few years ago and being told what to do about it and to prevent it happening again “put your ipad out of your room” “turn off all electronics” and thinking “fuck off I don’t care” Thought of 'gorg washing machine' and couldn't stop laughing and had to listen to its quiet uptown, the only hamilton song to make me cry, but I was still laughing

im gonna add to this post when I do more stuff™