#ICask

[visage-of-hell]

Be advised, there's a sinner running around trying to eat Goetia

Visage stared at the greyface with a deadpan expression upon her face. "Okay, and? I mean ... sinners do lots of weird shit on the regular. Can't say I'm really surprised? The bigger surprise would be if they manage to pull it off. Goetia ain't no joke. Even the lowest ones on the totem pole pack a major punch." The Overlord shrugged nonchalantly, gaze turning back downward as she continued to doomscroll through her phone as she spoke. "Y'know what they say, though--you gotta be tough t'be stupid, right? So guess we'll how 'tough' this sinner really is. Or if they end up rethinking their lil' culinary quest altogether. Should be fun either way."

[29121996]

oh ok yea im jus cknfhsed Neow

[coolhearted]

🏠 - What does their living space look like?

It tends to be very organized; I do prefer being able to find whatever I may require. I do not own many actual clothes for obvious reasons, thus I do not need much space in a wardrobe myself. I keep weapons, the cryo-suit's less vital additions and more work-related things inside the lab, however, for I would rather not mix both my personal life and what I do, as ironic as it may be. I do possess a few books which I keep in our room, and the more necessary objects for emergencies, regarding my condition.

[darkerdeariegold]

💬 Rumor has it that Gold turns into a girl on the weekends

I’d make an attractive woman, I’m sure. 

From this meme.

[thejudgeofinverse-blog]

do you find yma physically attractive? ((also wow you're alive owo))

“Of course not, that would be extremely unprofessional.” 

[jehannasands-blog]

🔥 - Magvel, a great source for spooky stories? Nahh...

‘Care to share a story, my lady? Surely there are many desert tales to be told from the mercenary nation.’

Ismaire nodded, leaning forward ever so slightly before the fire. A mischievous light flickered in her eyes as the dancing of the flames cast mysterious shadows across her face. She began.

“There are those among us who carry idols or sigils to protect against the unseen. For a blade drenched in an enemy’s blood is bound to attract the wrath of an unforgiving spirit or two…

“One such spirit in our culture is born of souls bound for the underworld that, while seeking their final vengeance, are transformed into powerful creatures with the ability to warp the very fabric of our reality.

“They say some variations of this devil can even grant wishes. For a price.”

Ismaire drew closer to the person that first asked her to speak, her eyes glowing ominously with what any rational person would assume was the light of the crackling fire nearby.

“Tell me. If you could have anything that your heart desired, what would you wish for?”

[myunluckystrike]

💎

“W-well, I assume…your “shiny” deposition is a charm point, I guess?”

[gid-prewxtt-blog]

🍓 kbkm: Millicent, Greta, Septima, & Dolores

“Godric, I’m going to get eaten alive for this. Erm - So I’ve got to kill, befriend, kiss, and marry one each? Let’s say…I’d marry Greta. I mean, I see enough of her as is, it wouldn’t change much. S’pose I’d kiss Dolores - have to admit, I’d be sort of curious about it. I’d befriend Septima, if she’s not too stubborn about it all and doesn’t lecture me about the origins of the word ‘friendship’ or summat equally dull. That leaves Millicent out in the cold - she doesn’t really deserve that, but…I can’t be arsed to go through this all again and change everyone’s names to different places. You happy now? I don’t want to answer a single owl about this, I swear.”

[simplysybill-blog1]

the very flexible Rabastan Lestrange.

“Well, I would be lying to you if I said I had not considered the possibility... you must admit he just looks like he knows his way around a bedroom or a bathroom, or a closet, or an office, or a dining room table, or the knight bus...”

@thvnderstormrab

[visage-of-hell]

How many Goetia does it take to change a light bulb? Three! One to change it, one to say they could've done it better, and one to stick it up their feathered ass for no apparent reason!

"Hah! Okay, that's good, haven't heard that one before." Visage rubbed her chin thoughtfully a moment before a devious smile creases her muzzle. "....Maybe Vepar will get a kick outta that one next time I see 'em."

[walburgaxblack-blog]

Do you like or dislike surprises? Why or why not?

“In my experience, surprises are rarely positive experiences.  You find out your brother has been gallivanting around trying to seduce some young thing.  Or you find out you have been miscounting the number of children you bore for 15 years.  I would rather know what is going on as it happens, thank you.”  

[obliqe]

Favorite movies ? + have you read pride and prejudice / if you have, did you like it ?

fight club, call me by your name, black swan, donnie darko, heathers, gone girl, pan’s labyrinth, 20th century women (and lowkey the grand budapest hotel because the color use is to die for).

and yeah, i’ve read pride and prejudice and i loved it! jane austen is the hbic and she did NOT come here to play, folks!!

[nataliedupont-blog]

Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile?

“Yes.  And her name is Amelia Bones.”

@justameliabones

[igorrkarkaroff-blog]

hELLO TEAcher! How is "I really wanna shag and have a drink with you." in Bulgarian? - Fabian

Fabian,

Аз съм п��ян тъп идиот. 

That would probably suffice in this situation, though if you wanted to ask you could do so in English.  It would mean more coming from the heart, I’m sure.  

[darkerdeariegold]

Your shop needs a no button. When people come in asking you for magic you just keep hitting that button until someone gets the hint to bugger off.

That’s... actually a wonderful idea. I only wish I’d thought of it myself. Oh, the headaches it could save me...

[thejudgeofinverse-blog]

If you marry Indigo, will he legally have to change his name to Ogidni?

“No.”