#I've offered to find other cutlery in the past and he has refused to be a bother
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One of my many brothers has a sensory issue regarding certain types of metal
It appears that my cutlery is uniquely offensive, which is uniquely bothersome when he comes to visit and ends up eating tortellini with his hands
But I believe I have devised a most elegant solution
Jimmy's forks
#It's funnier if you know him#I've offered to find other cutlery in the past and he has refused to be a bother#He is significantly taller and more intimidating than me and as such nobody calls him Jimmy#And so
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