#I've had ppl over for Christmas so no writing DX

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I was rereading thief king and her queen and the comments, and there was one about grandbabies and I just think it's so cute. Now I'm imagining the goddesses Bastet and Isis sitting down and writing out a spell because Momkura strong armed them into it, "mix both of your blood and some beer and the one who wants to get knocked up drinks it while the other reads this spell." Obvz a cat drops off the scroll. Mostly because I'm picturing the two of them with one almighty hellraiser of a daughter.

I love how Bakura’s mom is strong enough to boss around the gods in this scenario (it’s probably canon. We don’t see Bakura’s redemption arc in canon, but it happens, because his mom single handedly beat every single fucking god in the Tribunal in a arm wrestling match and they had to grant her a boon because of it).

Bakura and Merwet keep shoving the jar back and forth in a “you drink it. no you drink it” shouting match until Merwet takes it and sneers that Bakura couldn’t down an entire beer in one go anyway, and then Bakura shouts that she can too, and Merwet keeps on acting like she doesn’t think Bakura can do it until Bakura finally yanks the jar out of Merwet’s hands and chugs it, slamming it down and screaming “ha! I showed you who can drink a beer in one- ah fuck! I can’t believe I fell for that!” 

And this is the story on how Merwet knocked up the Thief King.