#I've decided that Uru despite not being experimented on to have half of his face is someone still a big poto fan

[generalherasyndulla]

nothing bad ever happens au kuranushi household movie night

(so for context for literally everyone else besides uh me and Red. "nothing bad ever happens au" is an aitsf/aini au made by me and Red through discord that's basically a world where well nothing bad happens. I'm not going to get into ALL the changes here but the relevant one is Uru never got kidnapped and grew up in Aioen. He and Bibi end up being close and have a sibling dynamic so Boss adopted both of them because they are a set do not seperate)

“Alright,” Bibi said as she carried a bowl of popcorn into the living room. “Popcorn’s ready! So what movie are we watching tonight?”

“Well, I was thinking-“ Uru started before being quickly interrupted.

“If you suggest another goddamn Phantom of the Opera adaptation, I am disowning you and kicking you out of the house. Forever.” Shizue said.

“Technically, Phantom of the Paradise is more of an interpretation than an adaptation so –“

“No.”

Uru slumped down onto the couch with a sigh. Bibi gave her a brother a sympathetic pat on the shoulder as she sat down next to him. “So, what would you like to watch then mother dearest.”

Shizue grimaced. “How many times have I told you to stop calling me that.”

“At least as many times as you’ve threatened to disown and kick me out. You know that threat’s not really all the effective on adults, right?”

Shizue held up her to her chest in mock-astonishment. “The absolute disrespect. Bibi, you’re my new favourite.”

Bibi snorted, earning her a glare from Uru.

“Traitor.” Bibi moved the bowl of popcorn on her lap towards her brother as a peace offering. He sighed and took a handful, indicating all was forgiven.

“Seriously though, what are we going to watch?” Bibi asked shoveling a handful of popcorn into her own mouth.

“Well-“ Shizue started.

“None of your weird adult movies that’s about shirtless guys or whatever. I’m pretty sure they’re R 18+ and I’m only 14. And even if I wasn’t, ew.” Bibi said.

“Ugh, Uru, you’re my new favourite.”

He rolled his eyes, but Bibi noticed the small smirk on his face. Bibi swiftly gave her brother a poke in the side erasing that stupid smug look on his face. Now who’s the traitor, hypocrite.

“I’ve got nothing, since my own child is oppressing me.”

"You'll get over it." Bibi then gave her suggestion. “How about that one movie about magicians committing robbery? That one seems cool.”

“Another heist movie? Should I be concerned as your legal guardian?”

“Don’t worry it’s nothing anyone can prove.” Bibi smiled what she hoped was her most innocent and youthful smile.

Shizue shrugged, completely unphased. “Works for me.”

Uru side-eyed his foster mother. “Are you sure you’re a police officer?”

“Not when I’m off the clock.” Shizue grabbed the remote and began to type in the movie’s title on Netplix. “So, the magician heist movie then?”

“Yes!” Bibi fist-pumped the air.

“Sure,” Uru agreed, smiling fondly at his younger sister’s excitement. “But next week we are watching Phantom of the Paradise.”

“Bibi, you’re the favourite again.”