#I've been rationing those suckers out cause WHY ARE THEY SO PRICEY
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I have covid what the FUCK
#I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST A LITTLE COLD#FUCK MY LIFE#IT CAME ON AND DIDNT ESCALATE SO I WAS LIKE OH COOL ILL BE DONE WITH THIS IN A FEW DAYS#AND THE BIGGEST JOKE OF IT ALL IS THAT I AM GENUINELY FEELING LIKE ITS GOING AWAY NOW#BUT THEN MY SENSE OF SMELL HAD TO START GOING ON ME AND I DECIDED TO TAKE A TEST#AND OOP! THERE IT IS!!!!!!!#NO BIRTHDAY PARTY FOR ME I GUESS#I LITERALLY NUKED BOTH MY BIRTHDAY AND MY SISTERS BIRTHDAY CAUSE WE WERE BOTH SICK BACK IN DECEMBER#AND NOW A WEEK BEFORE MY BIRTHDAY I HAVE COVIDDDDDDDDDDD#the universe is laughing cruelly at my continual sitcom-level suffering#so now my heavily pregnant sister has it and my partner probably has it too and now he's mad about it and I feel so guilty#but I literally had no reason to think it wasn't a mild cold!!! I also had literally only one test at home so I didn't want to waste it#I've been rationing those suckers out cause WHY ARE THEY SO PRICEY#WHY. WHY. ITS BEEN FIVE YEARS. WHY.
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