#I'm writing this after watching him break the production line conveyor belt

[the-arch-elf]

Do You Dislike Curtis

Does he get on my nerves sometimes? Sure. Have I threatened to push him off a roof if he keeps bringing up the Handbook? Also yes.

But listen, just between you and I?

Curtis is incredibly talented and smart, a lot more than people give him credit for. He has a unique way of solving problems by thinking completely outside of the box, and he's creative and funny, and I mess with him because I love him.

I could never, ever dislike Curtis.

He's the greatest br— Uh, friend, I mean. He's the greatest friend anyone could ask for.

Curtis is going to make an amazing Head Elf one day, I just know it.

Yours, Bernard