#I'm usually so good at remembering to caver my bites but the one day it's crazy hot out i have to go meet my mum

[cncleric]

My mum: What happened

*looks at massive bruise shaped like a bite that I got from my girlfriend and forgot to hide with a jacket*

Me: Oh, I got slammed with the corner of a bookcase

My mum: It looks like a bite mark

Me: *moves arm*

My mum: Ohh! Now I see the way the corner hit you, looks like it hurt

Me: it wasn't too bad :)