#I'm sure in the future WG would be totally willing to sacrifice an island to destroy Straw Hats

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Reading One Piece pt 167: Spandam Dooms Us All

Chapter 409

Thoughts:

- Fpos/cs: “An abandoned house they found in the wilderness” Don’t tell me BW will live in fanfic dorms, this is GOLD

- Ok, we got a nifty plan of the building showing all battlefields. Two Cp9 are down, three to go. They’re fighting in two rooms. Chopper is climbing the Wall and is generally scary. Franky had enough and decided to take a nap. Robin and Spandam are still going to the Gate of Justice. Lucci and Luffy will deck it out. And Sanji is still a shiny noodle

- Ok, so we’re updated on the situation

- Spandam is mad that no one is answering his phone calls

- WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE

- HOW THE FUCK COULD YOU SCREW UP THAT MUCH SPANDAM

- THEY WILL BE AT ENIES LOBBY IN 30 MINUTES

- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

- Ok, in a very abrupt change of atmosphere, Spandam clicked the button on the Golden Den Den Mushi. On accident. Yes, The Buster Call is coming

- (Spandam, HOW)

- Robin is… well, less scared than I would expect. Maybe there was already too much emotions for her today. Or maybe she still can’t believe someone could summon Buster Call on accident. It’s ok, I don’t either

- Huh? It’s broadcasted? How? Nevermind, now everyone on the island knows Buster Call is coming

- Wait, did the marines got Frankies and Galley-ga?

- They did! Our guys are all tied up and stuff

- Oh, Spandam is already ok with Buster Call

- He’s going all evil now. Well, now he can only look evil or stupid, no wonder he went with evil

- “So in case anything does happen here, at least we will certainly slaughter all the pirates!!” I mean, I guess

- Oh, now Robin’s yelling. That’s more what I expected

- “It’ll burn down everything on this “Enies Lobby”! Buildings and humans! Even the island itself!”

- “That’s fine…That just means this is such an important case for the government!!” Really? Spandam, you really think government will be super cool with destruction of one of their main bases?

- “Even if several thousands soldiers die… in the process of burying the idiots who are trying to take you away… We can say that it’s simply an unavoidable sacrifice for the glorious future!” Free reminder that all of this is broadcasted

- “Most of all, my promotion depends on this, too!” Now you went and done it, Spandam

- “Either way, these useless soldiers are better off dead! They couldn’t even stop the intruding pirates, idiot bastards!” you’re digging your own grave, man

- “…That baby den den mushi is off hook” hahaha

- “Everyone heard that conversation just now!!!??? …!!!! …B-B-By the way, this is Straw Hat Luffy…” “LIAR!!!” hahahahaha you had it coming, Spandam :D

- Oh, now’s Robin making an announcement

- “Everyone, please leave this island! “Buster Call” is aimed at Enies Lobby! If you stay on the Island, you won’t survive!” yeah, you go Robin!

- Aaaand Spandam hit her. Bastard.

- Ok, the phone call has ended and we have a time limit again. What now?

- “We’re in deep ****” – thought everybody

- “Don’t worry about us! We’re used to situations like this!” you know what, Nami? You really are. You’re like experts by now

- Ok, at least someone is having a good time here (Kokoro)

- Some marines are already running away. Good

- “Hey, untie us first!” yelled Frankies. Wonder if someone actually will

- Ok, I’m starting to think Robin had enough

- Meanwhile, Luffy is even more determined than before

- Finally, Lucci and Luffy are fighting

The future is looking grim for Enies Lobby. Will Straw Hats save Robin and their allies? What will happen to Enies Lobby?

rOP 166  rOP 168