#I'm stone cold sober for this ppv even though i should be drunk for this one

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Wrestle Dream Predictions

ZERO HOUR

The Acclaimed vs. TMDK. I just want to see Shane be slutty with Billy like that really all I want and need. Acclaimed retains naturally.

Luchasaurus vs Nick Wayne. That dinosaur is going to do deranged things to my son and I'm pretty sick about it.

Claudio Castagnoli vs Josh Barnett. Easy Claudio dub.

Shane Taylor, Lee Moriarty, Diamante and Mercedes Martinez vs Satoshi Kojima, Keith Lee, Athena and Billie Starkz. Kojima and Athena in a tag team match is crazy. I'm rooting for them specifically.

MAIN SHOW

Young Bucks vs Lucha Bros vs The Gunns vs Orange Cassidy and Hook. I hope Penta has fun as the only top in this match. I think Luchas should win or the Bucks obviously.

Eddie Kingston vs Katsuyori Shibata. I might bust a nut over this idk but I'm the real winner of this.

FTR vs Aussie Open. If Aussie Open lose that will single handedly be responsible for my night being ruined.

Ricky Starks vs Wheeler Yuta. Yoots deserves a win, but I know that even if I think that, my boy is eating that pin.

MJF vs The Righteous. May the power of Adam Cole's pussy haunt the narrative and prevail amen.

Kris Statlander vs Julia Hart. All hail momma Straplander. If Julia wins I'll be happy tho.

Hangman Adam Page vs Swerve Strickland. A match for bad bitches and mentally ill bitches fr. May the Hangman be so unhinged and lose pathetically.

Golden Lovers and Chris Jericho vs Don Callis Family. This match would be a million times more sexy if it was just GoLo vs Take and Ospreay and I will not let that go. GoLo lose I'll be so fucking nasty about it.

Christian Cage vs Darby Allin. On this day I see clearly that I don't give a fuck about this match I only care about what may happen after Christian retains.

Bryan Danielson vs. Zack Sabre Jr. They're going to fuck so nasty one of them might be able to see colors that don't even exist and it is something so personal to me.