#I'm sorry mother i cannot force my mentor to hire professors and create classes I need that don't exist in the Fall and the summer
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my mom back-pedaled on her agreement to help me through college right before I graduate, so that's fun. That's so awesome incrediblesauce
Now I don't know where we're going to live. This is so fucking great. amazing. Love you mom!
#she also asked to live with me and miranda after her husband dies#oh mother if only you didn't waste all my late fathers money on vacations and never working#the last time she worked she was on her early 30's#she's a Republican btw aint that silly#She wants me graduated like#yesterday and doesn't understand why it cant happen that fast#I'm sorry mother i cannot force my mentor to hire professors and create classes I need that don't exist in the Fall and the summer#she is literally trying to make me do the 'lemme talk to your manager' thing to a COLLEGE#she even asked for my college mentors number n shit because apparently her zero experience with this shit makes her think she's all powerfu#anyway im gonna dxm brb
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